In short, we are now in prison, and if we say it seriously, it can even be regarded as life and death, after all, this kind of big city is not an ordinary city, and the city lord is generally the existence of the god realm, and it is not easy to deal with us like this. However, our state of imprisonment is a bit worth pondering.

When I was in the world, I saw that I wanted to die or live, and it was a variety of miraculous operations. There are those who try their best to hang themselves, there are those who steal the needles of the infusion set and bleed themselves, there are those who swallow needles and blades, and even those who accelerate and run and then hit the wall. And our current state, let's not talk about it and laugh, what I do is definitely flirting in anyone's eyes, just look at the little face of the red heart. Moreover, our posture of sitting together does not look like a wrinkled head and a worried person, but rather like a people's commune gathering together for a meeting to formulate next year's production plan. The detainees next door and across the street were stunned, and those who didn't know thought we were on vacation.

Half a day passed quickly, night fell, the sky of the underworld turned gray and white again, like the inferior paint used by the decoration workers, and we finally ushered in our first prison meal, not to mention, it is really unpalatable, even the dishes fried in gutter oil in the restaurant in the world will definitely not be unpalatable to this extent, this is simply another way of torture.

I chewed the food like wax paper, but my heart had begun to beat the drum constantly, if it was calculated normally, how could the jailer send the cigarette to the city lord's hand, and now this situation appeared, there are only a few possibilities, one is not delivered, and the other is that it is not delivered. So, whatever one of those two scenarios, we're going to have to spend the night here tonight.

The night in the cell was very cold, and everyone became ordinary people, so the cold is now on us, and it is the same as suffering.

There was nothing to say all night, because our teeth were chattering, and if we wanted to speak, we couldn't speak clearly, and in the end everyone really had no other way but to stare at me with murderous eyes.

And such an environment reflects the advantages of those who are able-bodied, such as the Ape King and Xiao Rou, the two of them sleep like dead pigs, and they don't react at all, that physique, I probably estimate, if you sleep in the Arctic for one night, you shouldn't be able to die, and the polar bear won't attack the two of them, and it's not much worse than the polar bear when you lie there.

Therefore, when I woke up the next day, almost everyone was crowded around the two, and the crescent moon climbed on the ape king even more arrogantly, looking like the ape king covered a towel on his body.

The next day was another "normal" day, with three prison meals, and in the middle of which the other jailers were sent out to ventilate once, during which everyone went to the toilet several times, and slept together again at night.

Made, this cell in the underworld still needs to be improved, why don't you consider separating men and women into custody? In that case, Tsing Yi and I will be able to suffer a little less, and now the two of us have purple marks on our waists, and I don't know that I think I have a belt tattooed on my waist.

On the third day, the jailer finally returned.

"Dude, what's wrong?" I asked the jailer impatiently, it's been two days, and if it goes on like this, I'm worried that Little Rouge and the Ape King will eat us, and they are about to reach their limit without meat for two days.

"Don't worry

, sent it up. The jailer raised an eyebrow at me.

"Why didn't you react?"

"I sent it today. ”

Why are you doing today, what did you do yesterday? Do you still want benefits? I glared at the jailer, but unfortunately, in this form, even though I had greeted the eighteenth generation of the jailer's ancestors in my heart, I didn't dare to show it on my face.

"No way, yesterday wasn't a working day. "The jailer also thought that I might have some doubts, of course, I think his main purpose in doing this was to get the "cigarette", after all, it was a bit difficult for others to take something out of my altar, at least not on his own.

"Weekdays?" I repeated, if it weren't for the eye sockets, the eyeballs would have fallen to the ground by now. Nima, what the hell is the working day? This system seems to be something unique to the world, right? For example, 5+2, 6+1, 7+0.

The jailer looked at me with a slight change of pride in his eyes, and the next moment, the jailer began to explain to me what a working day was.

"Do you know 996?" After listening to the jailer's explanation, I looked at the jailer with a smile and asked for advice "humbly".

"I don't know. The jailer shook his head, it would be strange if he knew such a professional question.

Rely on! You don't know 996, what working days do you talk about to Lao Tzu? Have you experienced holiday security? Have you experienced anti-riot terrorism all year round? Have you ever experienced being on duty on Chinese New Year's Eve? You have not! You have definitely not experienced it!

Made, when I thought of this, Lao Tzu almost cried, if it weren't for such a toss, would Lao Tzu have died suddenly at the age of thirty? And the most hateful thing is that Lao Tzu is still a virgin until he dies!

"Is there any news today?" I asked tentatively, for I had a sudden foreboding.

"No, you can't. ”

"Why?"

"Today is not a working day for the lord of the city. ”

What did I say, the good spirit is not the bad spirit, and it was said by Lao Tzu again.

"When is the city lord a working day?"

"Hmm......" The jailer frowned and thought for a moment, then folded his fingers and continued, "The city lord only works one day a week, and only one hour a week, and the time should be five days later. ”

Hastily and hastily...... If I open my heart now, everyone will definitely be able to see a shocking sight - ten thousand horses galloping. Moreover, it is all grass and mud horses.

This city lord, the expert? It seems that the expert is not so good, right? The expert has to work four hours a week. This should be an existence that is even more awesome than an expert - the whole family is an expert.

Helpless, we have no other way than helplessness.

As if he saw my embarrassment, the jailer could only say without words out of the premise of getting closer to me, and at the same time to alleviate the embarrassment: "Is it still the habit of living here?"

Who do you think Lao Tzu is? Look at these people around Lao Tzu.

The king of apes and Xiaorou have a righteous face.

Xiao Qi, the crescent moon, with a cute and sunny face.

Soul heart, Qin Xin, an absolute beauty of one in a million, do you think such a beauty can be a repeat offender?

Look at Tsing Yi again,

The face of the fairy wind bones, I don't know what kind of non-governmental organization I think is the leader, even if it's not, at least it's the old god stick who sets up a stall on the overpass, such a person, can do anything, but it's definitely just rubbing the edges, not going in, the only thing they have the best grasp is the boundary.

Look at me again, in addition to not being handsome, which point is like a person who violates discipline, Lao Tzu's face is almost engraved with the word "safety", when he was in the world, Lao Tzu was recognized as a good person by the unit, especially in the mouths of those single young women, there were no less than twenty people who said that I was - you are a good person.

Look at Liu stammering again, he ...... , forget it, don't look at him, even if he is a bad person, we can strictly manage him and not let him have any chance to break the law and commit crimes.

"No...... No...... Habit?" the jailer said as he looked at my constipated expression.

"That...... Well, buddy, can you improve your food? At least I can see meat when I'm on earth. I whispered to the jailer.

"The others are okay, mainly my two brothers, you can see the eyes of both of them, and the figure. I continued, rolling my eyes and motioning for the jailer to look at the Ape King and Rou behind me.

"Oh, oh, oh, do it now!" the jailer staggered almost all the way out, which showed what kind of state the ape king and Xiao Rou had become now.

Sure enough, in less than an hour, a large country carried by two people had been carried into the cell, and each person was equipped with a small stool, as well as various guys for eating.

So, the cell was instantly a fryer, and it was strange to see that we could still have this kind of iron pot stew here, and the other prisoners didn't make trouble.

Unfortunately, in such places, disturbance is often equated with being beaten.

After a beating and kicking, the cell fell silent for a moment, except for the sound of swallowing saliva and the sound of snoring as we ate.

Eventually, a large pot of meat was eaten clean, and everyone rested against the wall of the cell.

The jailer came in with someone to take the pots and pans, and was about to turn to leave, but I quickly got up and leaned over.

"Dude, do you think that's going to work?" I said, pulling the jailer into the corner.

So, after about half an hour, the group left the place under the guidance of the jailer, and then walked through a narrow corridor towards another place.

After about ten minutes, we stood in front of a "cell" with clear windows, sober air, and a warm atmosphere.

"You can stay here, except that you can't leave, you can rest here as you like, but you have to pay attention to one thing. With that, the jailer pointed to a fence in the distance, and from a distance, the conditions on the other side of the fence seemed to be more comfortable.

"Don't go over there. ”

"Minister?" What do you mean? It can't be the ministry I thought, right? I then asked tentatively, "Then what level is our side?"

"Department-level. ”

To be honest, I was really shocked so far, if it weren't for the management mode of the world, Lao Tzu would have twisted off his head and kicked the crescent moon as a ball.