Chapter Two Hundred and Seventy-Six: The Adventures of Tintin
Qin Yu blushed, Qin Yu was crazy, Qin Yu wanted to ...... Well, Qin Yu was left with nothing left to do.
What can he do to Youhu, can he retaliate, can he spank her or hook her chin, or tie her up and hang her?
No, because Qin Yu is a man, a woman hooking a man's chin is called seduction (luring), and a man hooking a woman's chin is called indecency, morally it is to be condemned, and flesh and blood are to be trampled on, as for the five-flower tie, it is even worse, isn't that what and that?
(It's kidnapping, it's definitely not something else, all those who misunderstand are squatting in the corner of the wall and thinking about the past!)
But, do you just admit it? No, I can't swallow this breath, I was teased by You He twice in a row, and it is intolerable that I don't charge some interest.
So, Qin Yu carefully listened to the hasty advice of some cells, and called out to You Hu, who had just stood up: "I'm dizzy, help me go to the bathroom." ”
"Bathroom?" You Qu tilted his head and didn't understand, there is a hairy bathroom in the Food Continent.
Qin Yu slapped his forehead and said: "It's the thatched house, I drank too much and panicked, I was afraid that I would be dizzy and unstable and fall in, so please help me go." ”
This trick really worked, this time it was You Yu's turn to be stunned, and stared at Qin Yu with wide eyes: "You, do you want me to obey you and go to the thatched house?"
What kind of joke to see, although the folk customs of the food continent are not conservative, but men and women are absolutely universal in the world, how can such a thing as holding on to the thatched house have the face to say?
Qin Yu pretended to be puzzled: "Yes, is there any problem? I'm in a hurry, hurry up!" After speaking, he stood up and deliberately shook it and almost fell.
Seeing this, You Hu hurriedly held on, squinted his eyes and gritted his teeth, "Are you sure?"
"Sure, hey, hurry up, grandma, it's going to blow up!" Qin Yu urged repeatedly, but he was secretly laughing in his heart, let you play tricks on me, this time I finally got revenge.
"Good. Dare to let Miss Ben help you to the thatched house, and you won't regret it later. You Yu snorted, he didn't know what he was thinking, so he really helped Qin Yu open the door and walked out of the house towards the thatched house.
In the corridor, he met Luoluo and Murong Xue, and Luoluo asked curiously, "Sister You Hu, what are you doing with the big villain?"
You Hu replied truthfully. Just three words: "Go to the thatched house!"
"Oh, hurry up, everybody's outside. Luoluo didn't grasp the point at all, and chased Xiaobai and ran away, Murong Xue's pretty face burned red on the spot, and the top of her head was bubbling with anger.
A moment later, at the door of the thatched house, You Hu opened the door and smiled like a maid: "Qin Dashi, do you need someone to help you in?"
Oh, when did you become so well-behaved? Isn't Miss Ben or an old lady?
"Yes. You don't mind what I mind, not to mention that I'm dizzy and unsteady on my feet, holding on to safety. "Of course Qin Yu can't show weakness, he has already said this, if he retreats, won't his previous efforts be wasted?
"Okay......" You Yu really helped Qin Yu to take a step inside, but in an instant, the smile disappeared without a trace, his bright eyes widened, his eyebrows jumped, and his voice changed from a thin voice to a roar like a madness. "Good legs, you dare to let Miss Ben help you to the thatched house. You owe it to death, don't you?"
While roaring, You Yu stepped out of the hut, pushed Qin Yu's back with both hands, and then slammed the door shut, perhaps because he didn't feel enough to relieve his hatred, and he took out a bag of pepper and opened the door and sprinkled it in. Finally, he slammed the door shut again, stepped on the deadbolt with his foot raised, and snorted heavily with his arms folded.
Everything happened very quickly, and You Hu's movements were quick and decisive, and they were definitely premeditated. The smile just now was just to trick Qin Yu into the pit.
Of course, Qin Yu's dizziness is fake, his vigilance has never relaxed, You Yu so obediently agreed to help him to the thatched house, if there are no cats and ghosts, he won't believe it.
However, vigilance is vigilance, Qin Yu didn't know what You Que would do, and he didn't expect You Que to be so violent, and he would actually push him into the pit.
Although the thatched pit of the bar-hugging chrysanthemum house is an ancient flushing type, and it is very clean every day, who wants to fall into it? No one wants to, and neither does Qin Yu.
At the critical moment, vigilance still played a role, and while Qin Yu lost his center of gravity, he hurriedly supported the opposite wall with his hand, and did not let You Yu's conspiracy succeed.
However, Qin Yu still underestimated You Hu after all, and the pack of pepper noodles with a full amount played its most powerful role since its production.
In an instant, the entire small room was filled with pepper noodles, the air was full of pungent powder and smell, and countless elves of the dead flew into Qin Yu's nostrils, raging wildly in the airway.
"Ahem, ache, ache, ache, ache......" Qin Yu only felt that the trachea was hot and itchy and painful, the coughing and sneezing formed a symphony endlessly, and the tears were flowing and he couldn't even open his eyes, because he had to open his mouth when coughing and sneezing, he also had a lot of pepper in his mouth, and his tongue was stimulated.
Outside the door, You Yu stepped on the door bolt to prevent Qin Yu from rushing out, and when he heard the coughing and sneezing inside, he couldn't help but smile proudly: "Hehe, aren't you very happy now? Dare to let Miss Ben help you to the thatched house, this is the end!"
Inside, Qin Yu wanted to speak, but he was choked and only coughed, he could only hold his breath if he wanted to, and his eyes couldn't be opened, so he could only turn around and hit the door with his sense of direction, but he didn't bump into it.
"It's so ruthless, it's actually blocking the door!" Qin Yu burst into tears, and at this time he realized that he had ignored the fact that both men and women would be enhanced by their food qi, and their food qi would not be patriarchal, so You Hu, as a spirit eater, was no worse than Qin Yu in terms of physical strength and strength, unless Qin Yu used the giant spirit hand, it was absolutely impossible to hit the door open.
Sure enough, are there four kinds of human beings in the Food Continent?Men, women, eunuchs and women, there is no doubt that Long Meier is the representative of the female food, if you throw Long Meier into the world where Qin Yu once was, it is estimated that she can go to the Avengers.
Royal Dragon Garden, Long Mei'er is struggling with the problem of running out of chocolate, because she is in a bad mood during the festival, almost all the desserts cooked by ten catties of chocolate go into Yunzhu's stomach, and now she is in a good mood and has a double appetite, but she can't find chocolate.
Worried, what excuse should I find to get some chocolate from Qin Yu again?
Just pinching her chin and frowning in thought, Long Mei'er suddenly sneezed, her voice was very small and her movements were very cute, which was diametrically opposed to her usual appearance.
"Damn, who's talking about me. Long Mei'er shrugged her nose, and for no reason, Qin Yu's hateful face appeared in front of her.
"Sister, Xiao Duan is lazy, have you forgotten the task given to him, you must punish him severely!" Yun Zhu pinched his little fist and was ruthless.
Long Mei'er woke up when she heard this, and without saying a word, she ran straight to the courtyard of the courtyard master.
(PS: Thank you for the night walking Ryukyu, you are the reward of the soy sauce field, I won't add it when I go out today, I wish you all a Merry Christmas~) (To be continued.) )