Chapter 68 The routine plot of the female frequency god
On this day, Song Xiaoli went home and saw the father and son sitting in the living room, if it was in the past, Yang Tian should have done some preparations in the kitchen, and Yang Fan would not appear until the meal was served.
"What's the matter? Look at you father and son so serious. ”
"My old family invited our family to dinner to celebrate Yang Hang's third prize in Shulian. ”
"Dad, forget it. "Yang Fan doesn't care, his vision is a figure in history, and his family is long and short, which is really crooked.
"Go, go, go, why not go. Song Xiaoli came to his senses as soon as he heard it, "Your old family loves to brag, Yang Fan is the first in the province, and our family has dealt with it in a low-key manner." This kind of opportunity to pretend to be slapped in the face is too rare in reality, so you have to brush it hard. ”
Yang Fan's eyes fell to the ground and shouted: "Mom, it's terrible, you know if you pretend to be forced to slap your face." ”
"Your mother was a female frequency author back then, how could she not know, wait, I'll change my clothes. Song Xiaoli was full of interest and hurriedly ran into the room.
Yang Tian smiled and said, "This is true, your mother tinkered for a while when you were in elementary school, and she still wanted to earn family expenses." At that time, there was no wireless channel, and the threshold for publication was too high, so I didn't continue to write. ”
This is really exciting, Yang Fan was shocked by his parents, no wonder he was young and was fooled by the novel.
A family of three is ready to go.
There is a small 100,000 Ford car at home, which is a second-hand car that Yang Tian bought three years ago, and it cost a total of 30,000 yuan.
The economy is indeed average, Yang Fan understands that from high school to marriage, spend money all the way, and in second-tier cities, preparing a house can hollow out the potential of a family for 50 years.
In the car, Yang Tian was driving, Song Xiao was away from the passenger seat, and Yang Fan was holding a book and reading it slowly.
"Let me tell you, this kind of pretending to be forced to slap the face should pay attention to routines, which has become popular in the last two or three years. ”
Song Xiaoli was extremely excited, and had a feeling of entering the book: "In this way, let's not mention any of us first, let them work hard, and let them blow the cowhide into the sky." Then I secretly contacted the little sister of the company, pretended to bump into it accidentally, and pretended to ask about Yang Fan's first place in the province. Thinking about the various expressions of those people at that time, it is very refreshing and refreshing. ”
Song Xiaoli completely fell into a certain frenzy, laughing from time to time, scratching his ears and cheeks in the co-pilot, but he couldn't settle down.
"Either don't mention it, or say it directly, it's not easy for you to do this. "My wife was obscene on the side, and Yang Tian had a headache.
"I'm casual, Mom, you can do whatever you like. "Yang Fan doesn't care, brush the progress of books.
"Yang Tian, don't worry about it this time. Your old family loves to do it, just to slap them in the face to make them sober up. It's just that...... The plot doesn't seem to be exciting enough, so I'll think about it again. ”
Song Xiaoli lowered his head and pondered, suddenly his eyes were bright, he picked up his mobile phone, saw that the father and son were not paying attention, and sent a short message to Xiao Hongye: "Hongye, are you busy at night?"
"Auntie, I just finished the exam, and it was very easy. ”
"Can I go out of school in the evening? There is a family feast today. ”
In the dormitory, Xiao Hongye, who was lying on the top bunk, looked at the word family banquet on her mobile phone, and almost hit the ceiling when she jumped.
"You can leave the school, ...... Where are you going to eat, and who are some of them?"
"Yang Fan and his father's four brothers and sisters gathered together, you can come if you are interested, at the Crown Hotel. ”
"Do you want to prepare something?"
"No, just pack yourself. ”
Xiao Hongye understood that he wanted to put on his belongings, this was to increase his face. If the future mother-in-law mentions this, it must be unanimous to the outside world.
"Okay, one hour at most, guaranteed. ”
Xiao Hongye dialed another phone and ordered solemnly: "Drive the family RV over, call the image designer, and bring a complete set of costume jewelry to participate in the banquet, I will see it in half an hour." ”
She was ready in a hurry, and the three members of the Yang family came to the door of the hotel.
Park the car, follow the welcome instructions, and go all the way to the big private room. There are two tables in the private room, and there are a lot of people.
"Hello uncle. Yang Fan greeted.
This is the host of the treat, who has a daughter in his fifties, has a mechanical processing factory, and has assets.
"Yang Fan, you come and pull, sit down. Yang Yuan waved his hand and instructed the family to sit down.
"Big brother, it's too expensive, the family still needs two tables, just squeeze, and you don't need to come to the crown. ”
The crown is a five-star hotel, and it is two tables, and the price is not low.
"I'm happy today, and it's all a small amount of money to eat. Yang Yuan laughed heartily.
"Second brother, don't worry about it, the eldest brother will lack thousands of yuan for food, as long as you come with your stomach today. Yang Yiqing patted a little sycophant and ranked third.
"Hello aunt. Yang Fan shouted again, "Uncle, cousin is also here." ”
The eldest uncle's civil servant, who has been mixed for many years and is still at the grassroots level, is a phoenix man, with low self-esteem and pride, and basically does not speak.
"Yang Fan, I haven't seen you for a month, and you're very fast. Yang Yiqing's routine politeness, when she looked at it, her nephew was really much stronger.
"Auntie really didn't find out if she didn't say it, Yang Fan, come to my sister. ”
Yang Yuan's eldest daughter, Yang Xi, just graduated from university and interned in her own company.
"Sister, from a girl to a goddess, she is famous. ”
I took off my gold-rimmed glasses and replaced my contact lenses. The long short hair also turned into a shawl and green silk, a black professional outfit, delicate earrings, and a platinum necklace around the white neck.
Big change. It feels more exaggerated than the change from a girl to a young woman between freshman and senior year.
As soon as Yang Fan sat down, he rubbed his hands vigorously on the top of his head, messing up his hairstyle.
"Well, it's nice to look at. Yang Xi laughed, he hated tidying up his hairstyle since he was a child, and he only knew how to tidy up his hair in the last half a year.
"The relationship between sister and brother is good, I haven't seen each other. Yang Tian smiled, his family and Yang Xi's niece have always maintained a good relationship, and the other three of their family ......
"You are a dead girl, you can marry someone and it is not stable. Yang Xi's mother, He Jiahui, scolded.
Yang Xi stuck out his tongue and stopped talking.
"Only Yiyun's house hasn't arrived, let's order. Waiter."
Yang Yuan politely handed the menu to Yang Tian, Yang Tianqian gave in, and after half a circle, it was in Yang Fan's hands.
"You elders are polite, I'm hungry, I'll have a few first. Yang Fan inadvertently flipped over, and the speed was very fast, from beginning to end in a few seconds.
"Yang Fan, you can order whatever you like, and you can't see what you are doing so quickly. ”
"No need uncle, I remember. I'll order five home-cooked dishes. Sauerkraut fish, salt and pepper strips......"
"Yang Fan, don't mess around, it's all meat how to eat, you have to know how to match. Yang Tian saw that his son ordered dishes with a big grin, and he also picked meat dishes, meat dishes must be expensive.
"Dad, I understand, in addition to the eel silk 98 is more expensive, the sauerkraut fish is 42, and the salt and pepper strip is 28...... It's all at the usual price. Yang Fan said clearly, and his father nodded slightly.
"Yo, boy, that's it? I don't believe it yet. Yang Xi grabbed the menu and said, "Okay, how much is the braised eggplant?"
“22.”
"Preserved egg tofu. ”
“15.”
......
Yang Xi asked seven or eight questions in a row, and they were all answered correctly.
"He has a strong memory, and Yang Fan is also good at math. He Jiahui pretended to appreciate, but in fact, he emphasized a few words.
"Maybe it's not as good as Yang Hang, and it's not much worse. Yang Yuan followed his wife's words.
Yang Xi didn't care about his parents' evaluation, he was immediately impressed at his cousin, twisted his ears, and said: "You bastard, you have this memory, if you were serious back then, you could also enter the ninth middle school like Yang Hang." ”
Wuzhou parents still think that the nine are the most powerful, and the ninth middle school is directly called Wuzhou Middle School.
"Alas, sister, light, be steady, want a goddess. ”
Yang Fan struggled sideways, leaning towards Yang Hang on the side. Yang Hang is in the second phase of secondary school, bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone, completely ignoring family interaction.
"Yang Xi, how do you speak? The attached middle school is also good, Yang Fan has worked hard. He Jiahui spoke to solve the siege, and the taste of his words was very wrong.
"Yes, Yang Fan is just not serious. Song Xiaoli agreed, secretly happy in his heart: "Don't worry, you have to press it first, and then slap your face before you call it cool." ”
"By the way, how are Yang Fan's grades now, our Yang Hang is really average in Ninth Middle School, but he is slightly better at mathematics. He Jiahui pretended to ask inadvertently.
The two cousins sat together, one had a cool atmosphere and an active atmosphere, and the other was silent and entertaining himself.
"It's okay, anyway, we don't care as a couple, and I don't know what happened. ”
On the other side, the two mothers muttered to the level, and the smoke was difficult to describe.
Here, the junior three are together.
"Little brat, when did you become proficient in shorthand, why didn't my sister know that you had this talent. Your greatest talent is not to surprise people, and the golden mean is handy. ”
I haven't seen him for half a year, and Yang Xi also feels that his cousin has changed greatly, especially his eyes, which are sharp and confident.
"Where there is water, there is sails, and where there are numbers, there are Yang sails, which is poetic and emotional. Yang Fan continued to be funny, as soon as these words came out, he felt that he was forced to be high. Well, that's the motto from now on.
"It turned out to be a number trick, and you are learning miscellaneous things again?" This cousin is born with a wide range of hobbies, and he even learned embroidery when he was a child.
"Yes, a little bit of a bit of a digital experience lately. Yang Fan forked the topic and said, "What is the situation with Yang Hang, there are fewer and fewer words." ”
"The second phase of secondary school is relatively long, anyway, my parents only look at his class ranking, and don't drop it. Yang Xi was disdainful.
"Do you still want food?" Yang Yuan, the proprietor, pointed to the menu, "If not, let the food be served." ”
"Where is Yiyun's house?"
"Go downstairs. ”
"Okay, waiter, let's serve. ”