Chapter 161: My Own Funeral
The City God Temple in the rain was very empty, Agu frowned, even though he was in charge of the six reincarnations, he still instinctively felt disgusted with this kind of place. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info "Birth, old age, sickness and death or something...", he muttered in a low voice, although Xiao Duozi was just reincarnated, but he was also the first 'person' to leave from his side.
"For you. Emperor Meow slapped it on the ground.
Agu grabbed the Yin Spirit Stone in his hand, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket without looking at it, "Okay, I know, isn't it just reincarnation, why don't you tell me." A complaining tone, "If I hadn't let Bai Angzhi take me and Meng Yan opened the spell again, I wouldn't have been able to come over in time." β
"What are you doing here?"
"Let Xiao Duozi be reincarnated. β
Agu stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Duozi, who drank Meng Po soup, and grabbed it, "Fortunately, I haven't gone in yet." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and clicked it, and the system in the mobile phone immediately resisted.
"There are only more than 5,000 merit points left, plus the Yin Spirit Stone just opened the passage, why are you so generous?"
"No matter what, the merit of assisting in law enforcement is given to Emperor Meow, and then distributed to Xiao Duozi. Agu whispered.
"Don't give. β
"I have the final say. β
In the end, the system reluctantly brushed off the merit points, Agu Yitong chosen, and found that he was about to throw a thousand merit points, he gave 200 points to Xiao Duozi, 100 repaired Xiao Duozi's injury, and the other 100...."It should be able to vote for a rich family." Thinking about which of the rich businessmen in Tianhai City, he threw Xiao Duozi into reincarnation.
"Let's go with the other ghosts. Said to Emperor Meow.
Soon all the ghosts went to reincarnate, and Emperor Meow also had more than 700 years of skill, which was similar to Meng Yan and Liu Ru. It let go of the big stone in its heart and rolled on the ground with pleasure, and Garfield looked at it with envy and hatredβcompared to Emperor Meow, Agu was much colder to it.
The old Taoist priest was still reciting the 'High Jade Emperor Heart Seal Sutra', and Agu listened to it with a lot of charm, but he still warned them, "Chaodu is just a Taoist method to send ghosts to life, not through the back door... Pay attention in the future, your own people, uh, your own ghosts will be left to me to do, and you can play with whatever you want outside. β
Garfield nodded.
Emperor Meow didn't care about other ghosts, it thought that if it took in the ghosts again, it would definitely swallow them, this time it was too wasteful. A few people should have left and left, but they didn't go far, and suddenly there was a cat's meow behind them.
Garfield couldn't even speak, and meowed, "Little Taoist!" It blocked Qingyu Zhenren's mouth with its claws, but no matter how hard he tried, Qingyu Zhenren's breath was still weak.
Once you get it forever, you are naturally light, too harmonious, and your bones are scattered;
If you get Dan, you will be spiritual, and if you can't, you will be leaning, and Dan is in the body, neither white nor green;
Recite it 10,000 times, and the reason is self-evident....
After reading the end of the scriptures, Daoist Qingyu seemed to have fulfilled all his wishes, and lowered his head with a smile. A faint fluctuation flashed in the City God Temple, Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor hurriedly rushed inside, Meng Yan thought for a while, and also followed.
"Qingyu has seen Mo Chenghuang and two judges. "A little Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe, wearing a bun, and a white beard stood in front of the clay statue of the City God. He is very handsome, his sword-like eyebrows are soft, his two eyes are bright, and although the golden light is faint, he is also a great good man with merit.
Agu took the phone and looked at it, and couldn't help but smile and nodded. Qingyu Taoist is just an ordinary person but has 3,000 merits, and he really does a lot of good things in this life....
"I, the judge, want to give it to him. Meng Yan said with a smile.
"There will be opportunities in the future. Agu waved his hand.
Qingyu Old Daoist's soul smiled, "No need, no need...", the whole person is like Le crazy, "It's already very satisfying to be a ghost, Lord Agu doesn't need to worry about old decay, haha, old decay.... Hahahaha, I'm not old anymore..."
He is light and healthy, and he looks like a young man, and the power of the ghost identity that blesses him makes him feel refreshed, definitely the one who has been reborn. Garfield rushed in from outside the temple and stopped in front of him with a 'quack', looking at him in disbelief.
"Little Taoist?" asked in a low voice.
"It's me, old ancestor. Qingyu laughed and spun around, "Why don't you dare to admit it?" Hahaha This is what I looked like when I was young, handsome or not?"
"Handsome fart, not even hairy. Garfield said this, but threw himself into his arms.
"Woo woo little Taoist, you are not dead, you are really not dead! Woo woo I don't have to bury you like burying your grandfather, your grandfather, and your father, woo woo woo..."
"I'm dead. β
Qingyu smiled wryly, "Okay, you don't need to bury it, I.... Haha," I couldn't help but laugh again, "I bury myself, I bury myself... Hahahaha bury yourself..."
According to Qingyu's own words, the stinky skin can be burned casually, and the ashes can be scattered casually in the City God Temple, but the two new little Taoist priests hugged his corpse and cried bitterly, they were all orphans of the Tianhai Orphanage, and when they entered the orphanage, they had no sense of belonging to the orphanage, but the old Taoist priest gave them a lot of care. They treated Qingyu as their grandfather, and kept their filial piety for seven days in a row.
So much so that - there is no way to burn Qingyu's body at all.
"Really, these two little ones. Qingyu smiled awkwardly, and was relieved.
This is the open space around the City God Temple, and the two little Taoist priests took out all the money left, although it was only 2,000 yuan, they still did the water and land rituals for Qingyu perfectly, and the believers also scraped together a lot of money, and one after another made a magnificent scene. They lowered their heads and listened to the little Taoist priest chanting in silence, although it was useless.
A few people next to him were smiling, which didn't match the surrounding atmosphere at all, and Zhou Xiaoxiao threw a look at him with hatred - what kind of person is this? People are doing funerals, and they don't just 'follow the ceremony', and they talk casually with a smile. The little Taoist priest specially prepared a table for them, just in the back hall, although the believers contributed money and efforts, but this is a white matter, generally speaking, they will not stay to eat.
Several believers heard the voice, and they were about to roll up their sleeves and beat people, Bai Angzhi replied with an indifferent look and was pulled into the back hall by Zhou Xiaoxiao, and Agu also led people to follow in, but Emperor Meow couldn't stand the provocation and waved his claws fiercely before entering.
"That arrogant, unconscionable dead cat," the believers say.
There is a square table in the back hall, on which a few plates of small dishes are simply placed, although it is simple and simple, but there are also meat and vegetarian dishes. Agu compared the dishes and the number of 'people', took Bai Angzhi's mobile phone and ordered takeaway, Emperor Meow sprayed him and slammed the door, he clicked on the balance of the bank card, and let Emperor Meow shrink his neck and get under the table.
Agu heheheweird smile,The balance shows that Emperor Meow peeked at the card of the password.,It's just that the system uses his card.,He doesn't know if it's Emperor Meow who made it out or the system did a good thing.,Anyway, these two bastards are not distressed by spending money.,Just the alliance leader at the starting point has rewarded a lot....
"Eat, eat, eat, eat you!" Zhou Xiaoxiao slapped the table.
No one paid attention to him, Agu They should eat and drink, there is Bai Xiaomeng, a foodie, and he will be hungry if he is later, but Qingyu stopped after moving his chopsticks a few times, as the host, he felt that he should explain.
"It doesn't have to be like this, it's just a ritual. He persuaded.
"Why don't you have to be like this? People are mourning, are you dead? Why are you all like no one.... I don't care about them, brother, why are you so unsympathetic!"
Poof~~~ Bai Ang didn't swallow a mouthful of scrambled eggs and squirted out.
Qingyu couldn't help but laugh, "Haha Zhou..."I don't know what to call it, Sister Zhou? But if you call the little girl, I don't know if Bai Angzhi will let him die again. He quickly vaguely said, "You're right, this is a funeral, but... This is my funeral. β
Zhou Xiaoxiao looked confused.
"I'm not a human, I'm a ghost, to be exact, a ghost. β
"You... What the hell?" Zhou Xiaoxiao pointed to Qingyu's nose, saw Qingyu nodded, and then pointed to Bai Xiaomeng and Meng Yan, "You... Monster?" Bai Xiaomeng and Meng Yan rolled their eyes, didn't you already know?
Emperor Meow rubbed it around under his feet, just waiting for someone to give it something to eat, usually at this time it jumped on the table early, but today I don't know what's going on and I'm afraid of Agu, "It's better to be a good cat honestly..."
Of course, no one paid attention to it, and finally targeted the only normal human, and it rubbed on Zhou's little calf, "Meow, give Meow something delicious." "Sold cute, open your mouth and wait to eat.
Just like her own master, Zhou Xiaoxiao is also a girl who has no resistance to cute things, right?
But...
"Whew!" Zhou Xiaoxiao jumped up as if he was electrocuted, squatting on the chair and shivering, "You, you are also a monster?"
"Yes, meow?" Emperor Meow continued to sell cute, what's wrong with the monster? You know. And... Meow is cute even as a youkai - he smugly straightens the bow that his owner gave him with his paws.
"Haha, youkai. β
"Haha, ghost. β
Zhou Xiaoxiao looked like her three views were collapsing, Agu handed her a relieved look, you can hold on until now, Zhou Xiaoxiao, you are also nervous. Zhou Xiaoxiao moved closer to Bai Angzhi's side, and muttered: "I know, I already know, I'm not afraid, haha..."
Bai Angzhi grabbed her hand speechlessly, "Don't look for monsters." He whispered persuasion.
"No, I'm an archaeologist!" Zhou Xiaoxiao looked very determined, it would be better if he didn't tremble.
"Then you can 'test' Meng Yan, she is an old monster for hundreds of years. Agu smiled and said: "If you like the occult, there are a lot of mysterious things here, and it's no problem to like the ancient style, remember Liu Ruyi, she is really Liu Ruyi, Qin Huai Bayan... Anyway...", raising an eyebrow, "don't look for any more youkai who have fallen off the cliff." β
Falling off a cliff... Monster?
Meng Yan's eyes narrowed dangerously, and she smiled and took Zhou Xiaoxiao's hand, "Sister, what kind of monster are you looking for who fell off the cliff?"
'Falling off the cliff' and 'monster', these two words were almost squeezed out of his teeth, and Bai Xiaomeng, who was super foodie, stopped holding the chicken leg and looked at them stupidly.