"Troubled water!" laughed Luo Xian. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"It's supposed to be beautiful. Jade Rabbit blinked his eyes and sold cuteness.

Yu Penghai took a step forward, "Don't talk nonsense, today is either you die or I live!" He straightened his body, drew his sword in his hand, and looked invincible and lonely, "The sword name is Xuanxing, four feet and three inches long, and it is as sharp as mud." ”

Agu rolled his eyes, "Tang Dao, long... I haven't measured it, and I sharpen it like clay. ”

"I am Yu Penghai, a third-level police inspector, a monk with an innocent golden body for 72 years. ”

"Agu... That's a lot of nonsense... Second-class police inspector, 17 years of cultivation, a monk at the level of washing tendons and cutting the marrow. ”

"Haha only 17 years of cultivation, only... Uh..."Yu Penghai's whole body was stupid, "What? You are a monk? There are still seventeen years of cultivation!" He jumped up all of a sudden, and shouted: "Do you know that this is a battle of life and death! Don't falsely report your cultivation, no, it's skill! You only have more than 800 years of skill!"

A group of people rumbled around, they looked at Yu Tongyun, and then looked at Agu, the expression on their faces could shoot 80 episodes of a series.

"Agu?17 years of cultivation?"

"A few days ago, he was still more than 800 years old, so this is 17 years of cultivation?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

The police inspectors talked a lot, and Yu Penghai wanted to scold Agu angrily, but he saw Agu roll his eyes and float up a few inches. There was a chaotic click, someone's jaw was dislocated, and Yu Penghai's eyes also stared out. "It's really a monk...""Perverted!" "This cultivation speed... Shameless..."

The inspectors almost cried, they were monks, but how old were they? Agu didn't even have a fraction of their age, so he became monks...

Yu Penghai gritted his teeth and yelled, "Even if you are a monk, you still can't beat me." I told you Paula is mine, it must be mine!"

Poof! Agu couldn't hold back his laughter, "You?pursue the Jade Rabbit?Wait, tell me first, are you from the Jade Family?"

"Of course it is! You don't have to be afraid, I'm not so unqualified, and I will use my family background to pressure you. ”

"I'm not talking about this, I'm saying... Do you know Jade Rabbit, well, it's Paula, who the hell is she?" Agu walked over and whispered something in his ear, and Jade Peng fell to the ground with a thud. He looked back at the smiling Jade Rabbit, and the whole person looked like a nervous disorder, "You, you are..."

"Yes, I'm Jade Rabbit. Jade Rabbit blinked innocently, "Keep fighting, you have to do it, you have to fight with Agu." ”

"If you don't fight, okay?" Yu Penghai's face could be bitter.

"No, I can't. Jade Rabbit snapped his fingers, "It's going to be singled out now." First: you can't use weapons, second: you can't use your hands, third: you can't use your feet... It's too troublesome, so you don't fight back or dodge. ”

Is this a one-sided beating? Yu Penghai really cried.

"Why?

"I listen... Ancestor, how dare I not listen..."Yu Penghai hurriedly stood up and roared loudly with great momentum, "Agu, I'm going to fight you alone!" and then threw away the sword and squatted on the ground with his head. "You don't hit someone in the face," he said with tears in his face.

"Agu is a good man, a good man.... Yes, yes..."In the office of the personnel department, Yu Penghai continued to mutter. This is the job that Jade Rabbit arranged for him: recite it ten thousand times or let Agu beat him to death once. He was still willing to read this, because Agu didn't do anything to him. "This kid is still a bit of a bloody person who doesn't fight back. He thought it and read it louder.

"Hey, how long are you going to mumble?" the Minister of Personnel had a headache.

It was a man in a Taoist robe, who looked to be in his thirties, obviously much younger than he really was. His eyebrows are like sharp swords, his eyes are big and shining with resolute luster, but there is a pink birthmark on the left side of his forehead, which makes his very manly and soft face more awkward, like a shemale-like weird taste.

"Dead lady, you don't talk about cool things!"

"Hey, don't call me a shemale, I'm born, I was born, you know! This is a sign of my good genes, none of you have it, no!" Lu Fengying slapped the table and shouted, "It's you who muttered to me upset, you look at this video taken by the satellite -- I've been thinking about whether to release it out, so that you can't calm down... Who's responsible for making a wrong decision? Ah, you say, who's responsible?"

Yu Penghai opened the video and glanced at it, his face became strange, "This thing... The head of the headquarters said that this thing is not allowed to be put out... Oh, I see, you're half-human, half-demon, and the head of the headquarters said you weren't allowed to let it out, but those old monsters said you must let it out—you eat inside and out!"

"You insult my professional ethics?"

"You eat inside and out!"

"You dare to question your boss?"

"You eat inside and out!"

"I'll go to the old ancestor and ask him to call Paula to clean you up!"

"You eat steak... Boss, big brother, my own big brother, you look at it, but the little brother doesn't see anything. Yu Penghai immediately admitted it, he used to tremble when he heard Paula's name, and now he is also trembling, but the meaning of these two is completely different. I used to be the one I liked, but now it's the ancestor..."The ancestor... He couldn't help but shed tears of remorse, why did lard cover his heart and fall in love with such a terrifying character?

If it's really 'love', forget it, but when I heard that Jade Rabbit is the 'Jade Rabbit', he has no feeling of love, and it's obviously hormones..."Lao Tzu doesn't like women anymore." He roared in pain.

Lu Fengying jumped eight feet away at once, "I'm not a shemale, you remember it for me!"

"Damn, I like men and I don't like you, you dead lady!"

"I'm going to find the Ancestor. ”

"My brother!"

Lu Fengying then watched the video and had a headache, the impact of this thing being released was too great, no wonder the head of the headquarters asked him to deal with it carefully, not only the old monster in the monster, but even his ancestor also spoke: These things must be vigorously promoted. He knew what his ancestors thought, but as a top official in the special police department, he had to fully consider all the terrible consequences.

The video is playing the scene of the unintentional monk doing something to the peasants, this thing will definitely be in chaos in the world when it is released, and Buddhism will definitely go crazy. To put it bluntly, the roots of religion and government are in the broad masses of the people, and to release this thing is to draw wages from the bottom of the kettle of Buddhism, and God knows if Buddhism will go crazy and be ruthless, such as withdrawing from China.

There are more than 20 monks on the face of Buddhism, accounting for one-third of the country's top combat power, forcing Buddhism away is not only a matter of missing one-third of combat effectiveness, but also adding the same combat effectiveness to foreign countries.

"I really want to die!" he yelled, tugging at his hair.

"Then can you let it out?" Yu Penghai also had a headache.

"Can't be let out. Lu Fengying said with certainty, but when he said 'can't put it', his fingers moved involuntarily. He moved the mouse to the send button, and the internal network that was not connected to the Internet was suddenly connected to the outside world, turning into a group and sending it to various social networks.

The communicator immediately rang, and the voice of the head of the headquarters came out: "Released?"

"I didn't mean to, this..."

"I know. The head of the headquarters's voice was a little decadent, and he almost took a breath to say a word, "Since it's released, let's get started, order the national media to publish such news, and arrange for experts to come forward to testify: this video has no clipping traces..."

.......

When Agu returned to Tianhai City, he saw a lot of bare-headed monks, these monks were looking for traces of Wuxin and others everywhere, and the opponent who thought that 'the enemy was as deep as the sea' was extremely respectful to him. The monks didn't dare to mess with it at all, and even if they were provoked, they showed the attitude of 'sticking out the other side of the face and being beaten'. They were eager to find someone under Agu's men, so that Agu could become a monk of Buddhism and make great contributions themselves.

Agu instructed the monsters to 'make a small fight', but it didn't take long for ordinary citizens to suddenly frantically find trouble with the monks. They overturned the temple, blocking the bald heads with no way to escape, and dozens of powerful warriors were beaten by ordinary people like rats crossing the street.

"Abbot, I don't dare to do it. A King Kong said with a blue nose and a swollen face.

"That's right. The monk who came to Tianhai City to investigate said with a wry smile, "To do it to ordinary people is to provoke Agu, and none of us can go back... Forget it, go back with me tomorrow morning, there is such a big thing, and there is no time to take care of this matter. ”

Everyone excitedly agreed.

Agu watched the news on TV, and the video was something he had personally experienced and remembered. He also has videos of the same scene and different angles, which were taken by the little monsters under his hands, but he didn't dare to release things, the consequences were too great.

"Who did that?" he asked, squinting.

"This posture should be something approved by the Special Police Department, are they crazy?" Bai Angzhi also squinted, his fingers retracting back and forth. He felt that his hands were itchy, itching so much that he wanted to kill, "Maybe there will be a war soon, and I don't like the kind of battle that must be settled inside first." ”

"I didn't like it either, so I didn't put things out. ”

Agu can imagine what is happening across the country. Enough to represent the high monks of Buddhism, cultivate into a strong Su Huizi... Such an existence actually treats the people as ants, pinching the circle if they want to, and rubbing it if they want to flatten it. Modern times are not the feudal era that was submissive hundreds of years ago, and even the faithful believers of Buddhism will turn their faces when they see this thing. "Who the hell did that?" he said, his face pale, and he squeezed a sentence out between his teeth.

"What did I do, pretty, right?" backstage at a concert, Luo Xian proudly showed off to the Jade Rabbit. While cleaning the makeup marks on his face, Yutu gritted his teeth and issued a series of orders to go out.