Chapter 15: Saving Snow White
Yang Yi graduated from college at the age of twenty-two and entered the society, and became a small businessman who made money at the age of twenty-four, and his mental quality is undoubtedly very passable, he never arrogantly felt that he could change the world, so he never did anything against the current, but worked hard to integrate into the society, go with the flow, follow the trend, understand the rules of society, find loopholes and earn wealth. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Being able to speak is the first skill he learned, and being open-mouthed is useless except for bad things, so Yang Yi is very artistic in speaking, especially when there is a request, when he says that he wants to visit the home built by the great dwarf clan, the seven dwarves have no reason to refuse him.
The word greatness carries too many meanings, if the dwarfs reject Yang Yi, then they will become dwarves who do not know how to be polite, and greatness will leave them, not to mention that Yang Yi's greatness is a pun, praising the greatness of their dwarf race, and also praising the greatness of the houses they built.
If you want to be great, you have to agree to Yang Yi's request, obviously the dwarves can't refuse the word great, although there is a hesitant expression on their faces, but in a moment, the great dwarves agree to Yang Yi's request, Yang Yi also pretended to stand up, touched the table, chair, and admired the fireplace with two fires......
I couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and I hurriedly found Snow White, which seemed too deliberate, and I found it by chance, and the story could go on smoothly, Yang Yi's slow movement made the dwarfs relax their vigilance, and they were busy making dinner for Yang Yi, Yang Yi patiently wandered around again, and after almost fifteen minutes, it felt almost over, and then he walked to the back.
The back room is not only the dwarves' bedrooms, but also the kitchen, the dwarves are cooking, the smoke is steaming, Yang Yi took the opportunity to sneak into the last room, there was no one in the house, Yang Yi looked at Snow White in the crystal coffin, a very beautiful and lovely little girl, with a tall nose bridge and bright red lips...... But no matter how Yang Yi looks, he doesn't think that Snow White is so beautiful that she is miserable, in fact, Snow White is just a little Lori who is slightly older than Alice.
Yang Yi is not a lolita, but he still couldn't help but admire, it's so white! In a trance, I feel like I'm in a dream all the way, he is a person who loves fantasy, but he can't dream of such an absurd scene, he can't help but rub his face, calm down, walk to the door, and shout in surprise: "How can there be a crystal coffin here, my God, and a beautiful girl, is she a dead person?......
Hearing his exaggerated shouts, Podol and Djokak ran out of the kitchen, rushed to the house and said to Yang Yi: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, don't panic, she is not a dead person, she was picked up by us from outside, she has been caught in the evil voodoo, and she has been sleeping ......"
"What the hell is going on?" Yang Yi asked with a pretended surprise of surprise.
"Well, one day a few of us went out to work, and when we came back in the evening, we saw her in our house, and she said that she was a princess, and that she had been calculated by the evil queen and had been driven out of the castle, and that she was willing to tidy up the house for us, and cook for us, and wash the clothes, and spin the thread, and sew and mend the clothes, in exchange for letting us take care of her......"
Podol told the story of Snow White, which is basically the same as in fairy tales, Yang Yi listened to Podol's story, and said indignantly: "What an evil witch, by the way, didn't you find a way to save her?"
"Honorable Royal Highness Prince, we really want to save her, but we have no identity, we are expelled dwarves, we dare not leave here, we can only put the beautiful princess in the crystal coffin, this is the best we can do. ā
Yang Yi nodded, thought of a very critical question, and asked, "Podol, we are already friends, I know that dwarves are honest, can you tell me why the seven of you were expelled by the dwarf clan?"
If it is really expelled, there is no need to be so low-key, hiding in this place where birds don't, and don't even dare to see people, Podor hesitated, and said to Yang Yi: "We stole the gold mine of the dwarven king, so we were expelled, and the king asked us not to see people, and said that we are a disgrace to the dwarf race......"
To be honest, Yang Yi is not interested in the stories of the dwarves at all, the seven dwarves are soy sauce in his eyes, but if even the gold mine of the dwarf king can be dug, it is not just soy sauce, but important soy sauce, Yang Yi lifted his spirits, sighed deeply, and looked at Podol with a serious look.
Podol was a little confused, and was about to ask, Yang Yi said in a deep voice: "If you save Snow White and help her regain her rights, Snow White will definitely be grateful to you, you can let the right-to-have Snow White give you a legal identity and become a legal citizen of her kingdom, and the dwarves can't say anything, but you just took her in and let her help you wash clothes and cook, what's the point?
Yang Yi's words were like thunder, and he shook Bodol, and he didn't say anything for a long time, presumably he didn't think about it at all, this IQ ...... Yang Yi saw that the time was almost up, and said gently: "I am also a prince in distress, the Dragon Kingdom can't go back for the time being, we are suffering from the same disease, if we can save Snow White together, everyone will have a place to stay, do you understand?"
"Ming...... Understood!" Bodol muttered back, suddenly punching himself in the head, annoyed, "Why didn't I think of these ......?"
"It's not too late to think about it, let's save Snow White together, you and Chokak go and call the others, let's find a way to get the princess back now." ā
Podol has been completely impressed by Yang Yi, and without thinking about it, he took Zhuo Kak to find other dwarves, Yang Yi watched Podol and Zhuo Kak run out of the house excitedly, and sighed secretly, they all said that what is condensed is the essence, but the seven dwarfs are condensed, but the essence is not at all, and this IQ is really drunk...... The IQ of the seven dwarfs gave Yang Yi an inexplicable sense of superiority.
The dwarves went out, Yang Yi walked to the crystal coffin, he, like the dwarves, needed Snow White to give him a real identity, although the dwarves didn't know why Snow White was unconscious, Yang Yi knew that Snow White had eaten a poisonous apple, but could he really kiss the poisonous apple?
Yang Yi felt that he should try, and reached out to hug Snow White, the drowsy Snow White had no power to resist, Chu Chu was pitiful, and she was only sixty or seventy pounds, and her breasts were very flat, without a bulge.
Thinking about it, the little Lori of thirteen or fourteen is not yet mature, Snow White is actually a princess of peace, Yang Yi is not polite, he pouted and kissed Snow White's face, but there was no reaction at all, Yang Yi didn't give up and kissed hard, still no reaction, do you have to kiss it?
Then kiss, Yang Yi kissed Snow White's cherry mouth, but he still didn't wake up,, didn't he say that Prince Charming kissed Snow White, and Snow White woke up?
Yang Yi hugged Snow White and kissed her cherry mouth, at this time, Podol came back with several other dwarfs, and when he saw this scene in front of him, they were all stupid, and the dwarf Napi was very angry and shouted at Yang Yi: "What are you doing?"
The seven dwarfs are simply seven light bulbs, and they broke in at this time...... Yang Yi's face was not red and his heart was not beating and he turned around and said: "Can't you see that I am saving her? After my observation, she ate a poisonous apple to be like this, and the poisonous apple is still stuck in her throat, and I am helping her suck it out." ā
Podol exclaimed: "The prince is the prince, so quickly found the princess because she couldn't wake up, don't hide it from His Royal Highness the Prince, we have been looking for two years and have not found the reason, Your Royal Highness, can you really suck out the poisonous apple?"
Yang Yi actually didn't want to use sucking, because he had scruples, he was still very jealous of poisonous apples, if he sucked it violently and sucked the poisonous apple into his stomach, wouldn't he be a trick? But now it is difficult to ride a horse, and when the seven dwarfs saw him kissing Snow White, he could only try to suck it.
Yang Yi didn't dare to suck hard, and put his tongue on the roof of his mouth, so that even if the poisonous apple was sucked out, it would not be sucked into the stomach, but the strength was much worse, Yang Yi took a deep breath, pinched open Snow White's small mouth and sucked it out violently, but didn't suck it out, sucked it out and didn't suck it out, and sucked it again, but still didn't suck it out......
After tossing for a long time, Yang Yi's sweat came down, his mouth was numb, and he still didn't suck it out, Podol really couldn't help it, and asked, "Your Royal Highness, why don't I try it?"
Try your uncle, if Lao Tzu marries Snow White and lets you kiss her, won't Lao Tzu lose a lot? Yang Yi ignored him, took Snow White out, put it on the ground, squatted behind Snow White, and slapped her on the back of the heart with his palm.
Prince Charming saved Snow White with a kiss, Lao Tzu had to use a photograph? The imposter is really different from the main owner, Yang Yi scolded in the belly, puffed up, and took a picture of Snow White's heart, hiccup! Snow White hiccup again, the poisonous apple still did not come out, and Podol exclaimed again: "Oh no, the princess's face is blue." ā
Yang Yi was startled, and hurriedly turned Snow White's head, Snow White seemed to be stuck in her throat by a fish bone, her face was blue and white for a while, the rhythm was still getting faster, and even her body began to twitch, it seemed that she couldn't support much time, Yang Yi was also anxious, held Snow White in his arms, put his left hand around Snow White's waist, and slapped her back of the heart with his right hand.
Snow White suddenly protruded the poisonous apple stuck in her throat, and hit the eyes of Podol, who was looking nervously, like a bullet, and with a bang, Podol turned over and fell, Yang Yi didn't bother to look at her, and hurriedly turned Snow White over and hugged her in his arms, seeing that Snow White's snow-white face was still blue and white for a while, obviously not lightly.
Soon, Snow White's face was no longer blue and white, but the left face became blue, the right face became white, and became a yin and yang face, with a weak moan, Snow White opened her eyes, and the first thing she saw was Yang Yi who was holding her, and asked weakly, "Who are you?"