Chapter 542: Scholar

"Oh yes! Ladies and gentlemen, don't you want this! I can count on this money to feed my family! I have a seventy-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed! You can't be so ruthless!" The scholar was about to cry! But the people below laughed even more.

"Poof!" even Kira couldn't help but laugh!

"Miss! This person is so funny! I just said that I was going to marry a wife and have children, why has I become a child waiting to be fed now!"

"That's the charm of his language, how can he get the audience laugh if he doesn't say that!" Qiluo has also heard storytelling, and knows that these storytellers have an opening line, but the opening line like the scholar in front of him is quite novel.

"Scholar, don't pretend! Who doesn't know that you are dying and asking for money! Shall we give you less reward! Say it well! I have this reward, it depends on whether you have the level to take it!" said a gray-haired old man with full of anger.

"Oh, thank you, uncle! But uncle! Your age is just right for me to be my uncle, but can I not call you uncle! How do I feel like I'm selling!"

"Hahaha!" The scholar's words caused laughter again, of course, the laughter was basically the old driver, and the women were blushing and a little overwhelmed, as for those children, they didn't understand how to look at the adults' smirk!

"Dengtu prodigal son!" Qiluo also blushed!

"Qiluo, I'll help you clean up this person!" Seeing that Qiluo seemed a little dissatisfied, Chen Agou felt that the opportunity had come.

"Shut up!Who told you to speak!" Qiluo's eyes rolled and told Chen Agou to shut up obediently.

"Okay! That's the joke here, and then it's time for us to get to the point! But the scholar is very entangled today! Recently, a lot of big things have happened in the rivers and lakes, and this is not a story that can be finished in a day or two, so I don't know where to start!" The scholar sat down slowly, shaking his fan very entangledly.

"You fake scholar! I think you're Jiang Lang is the end! You tell us a story about your master, senior brother, and uncle every day! You have never said anything about the big things that happened on the rivers and lakes, and what does this big thing about you on the rivers and lakes!

"Huh!" the audience began to heckle!

"You, you people, the business of scholars! That's the big thing in the world, I! How could I not know!" The scholar flinched a little, as if he had been pierced by someone, making him a little overwhelmed!

"Huh!" The audience started to coax again, as if this had become a fixed program, and even Chen Agou, who was very unaccustomed to seeing an inn, began to coax, but Qiluo did not follow them.

Although he didn't deliberately guide the audience's emotions, with the strength of the bookmaker, he could actually make the audience follow his train of thought without realizing it, this person is a bit powerful!" Qiluo frowned a little, the calligrapher is rare, this can only rely on language skills to lead the thinking of the scholar, it is even rarer, generally even the most powerful person is impossible to attract all people's attention, as long as the calligrapher can do it, if it is not for Qiluo is a profound cultivator, it is estimated that he will follow, of course, Qiluo also has to admit that this calligrapher is powerful, and admires this calligrapher very much, the calligrapher is an extremely arrogant person, even the martial artist is inferior in their eyes, I can't imagine that a calligrapher here would tease a group of audiences like this, Qiluo feels more and more that this inn is not simple。

"Now that you know, scholar, you should talk about the major affairs of the rivers and lakes! For example, the most powerful force of the human race, what is the habit of the dean of the elite academy! I can pay for it!" a bold audience member said directly and jokingly.

"That's right!" the rest of the audience started heckling again! What this person said was actually a stalk of this scholar, when the first day of the lecture, there was only one guest in an inn, and this guest was also wonderful, asking this scholar what he knew, he didn't want to listen to the story, so he was willing to spend money to buy some news, and the scholar was also big-hearted, and he directly said that he knew everything and knew everything, but this person came directly and said that he wanted to know about the dean of the elite college, which instantly made the scholar change his face, and he couldn't tell the news that this person wanted to know, so this scholar has become a demon in his heart since then, and he was joking with the guests every time。

"You! You are shameless! In that case, then don't blame me for being rude! I'm going to talk about it today......

"The story of my uncle from the Elite Academy!" Before the scholar could speak, everyone in the audience took his words.

At this moment, the scholar, who was still very energetic, immediately wilted, his face was lonely, and he felt that there was nothing to be nostalgic about in the whole world, and he had nothing to love!

"Hahaha!" But the audience laughed out loud, in fact, this is also a stalk of the scholar, he will say such a sentence every time he tells a story, after all, the name of the elite academy is now well known, and the reputation of the elite academy can also attract people with the reputation of the ordinary storyteller, but here it has become the laughing stock of everyone.

"Okay! Now that you all know! It's time for you to know the true face of my scholar! The next thing is what my scholar can't tell others in his life, listen up! Anyone who hears about today's events must not spread it indiscriminately, otherwise it will lead to death, don't blame me for a certain family!" The scholar quickly adjusted his mentality, stood on the table and said loudly.

"We're ready!" the audience shouted! Then there was no sound, and even Kira didn't react to the sudden change, what was going on! It felt like being brainwashed, but Kira knew very well that it wasn't brainwashing, but that these people really wanted to hear the story behind.

At this time, the stubble man who had been lying on the counter also stood up quietly at this time and slowly walked to the back kitchen, and the child who had been guarding him also followed him into the back kitchen!

"It is said that this elite academy has the most enviable pride of the Son of Heaven in the world, these pride of the sky has extremely high martial arts, which can be regarded as the pride of the human race, the future of the human race, today I will talk about one of them, my most beloved uncle, the love and hatred of the heroic iron bull!"