Chapter 183: It's so fucked up
Princess Sophie's question, Yang Yi didn't know how to answer, but, according to tradition, the mermaid is bounded by the waist, the upper body is a woman, and the lower body is a beautiful fish tail covered with scales, and the whole body is both tempting and easy to escape quickly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThey are soulless, as ruthless as the sea, and their voices are often as deceptive as they look, with a combination of seduction, vanity, beauty, cruelty, and desperate love.
It should be considered a mammal, right? But in the state of the mermaid princess, Yang Yi really didn't know what it was, so he grabbed Princess Sophie's hand and said, "No matter what it is, it's dangerous, it looks like it's difficult to deal with, be careful." ”
Yang Yi's answer made Princess Sophie roll her eyes, Yang Yi saw that the mermaid princess was gone, and dragged Princess Sophie's hand out of the hatch quickly, the sea breeze was coming, the wind was a little strong, Yang Yi couldn't help but look around, there was no shadow of the mermaid princess, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, the waves were rolling, the waves were getting bigger and bigger, Yang Yi looked at the moon hanging in the sky, and there was a white halo around it, indicating that the wind was about to rise.
"It's about to get windy, let's go to the dance hall, where there is a lot of space, even if you have a place to deal with the mermaid princess. Yang Yi has an idea, and it doesn't matter if Princess Sophie agrees or not, drag her away, Princess Sophie is obviously not used to Yang Yi's domineering, and she is not used to Yang Yi holding her little hand, but Yang Yi is always so natural to hold her hand, especially in this case, it is even more natural, but Princess Sophie is still a little unaccustomed to it, and can't help but think: "Why does he like to hold my hand?"
Princess Sophie's face turned a little red, no matter how strong she was, after all, she was only a girl in her early twenties, her psychology was very subtle, and she would always have some delicate feelings, but she didn't know that Yang Yi didn't have so many thoughts at all, he held Princess Sophie's hand, completely subconsciously, because he was afraid that the two would be separated, and he was afraid that something would happen to her.
The strange thing is that the hands of the two people holding each other seem so natural, Yang Yi walked towards the dance hall carefully, and walked out more than a dozen steps on the deck, the mermaid princess jumped out of the shadows like a ghost, blocking in front of Yang Yi and Princess Sophie, staring at a pair of confused big eyes, and asked, "Who are you?"
Yang Yi is called a dizzy, the mermaid princess is entangled with them, it really looks like a ghost, think about it, there is no one else on this broken ship except him and Princess Sophie, if you don't entangle them, who else can you entangle? Yang Yi coughed and said, "Hello, beautiful mermaid princess, I am a fisherman, this is my wife......"
The mermaid princess listened quietly to Yang Yi in the moonlight saying that he was already very proficient in this set of words, taking advantage of this kung fu Yang Yi looked behind the mermaid princess, under the moonlight, the mermaid princess has a shadow,, there is a shadow, it means that it is not a ghost, it is not a ghost, so what is she?
After Yang Yi finished speaking, he thought that the mermaid would walk away as before and go to find the prince, but he didn't expect the mermaid princess to be even more confused, looked at Yang Yi and Princess Sophie, looked hard, and said, "I...... I'd love to see you both, and I'd like, I've heard you say that. ”
If you are neurotic, you will be neuropathic to the end, if you are not neurotic, you will not be neurotic, you will be very neurotic for a while, and you will be able to recover a little if you are not neurotic, what does it mean? I am about to toss Lao Tzu into a neuropathy! Yang Yi is helpless, he can only look at the mermaid princess, and said seriously: "You must have recognized the wrong person, we saw you for the first time, right to my dear wife!"
In order to make sure that what he said was true, Yang Yi seriously turned around and asked Princess Sophie, and called out his wife affectionately...... There was still some inexplicable taste, Yang Yi saw her blushing, reached out and pinched her and said, "Am I right? wife!"
Yang Yi didn't pinch hard, Princess Sophie still felt the pain, glared at Yang Yi angrily, and said to the mermaid princess: "Yes, this is the first time we have seen you." ”
The mermaid princess was confused again, and wondered, "Is it the first time?" ”
Yang Yi looked at the mermaid princess's puzzled expression, but he chuckled in his heart, he thought of two possibilities, one is very beneficial to them, and the other is very unfavorable to them, looking at the mermaid princess's current performance, it means that he and Princess Sophie have left an impression on him, then, if it can be deepened that he and Princess Sophie are a couple of fishing, there will be no danger, if this impression cannot be deepened, then the mermaid princess will easily think that he is a prince and Princess Sophie is a princess.
Yang Yi felt that the possibility of the second option was very large, after all, no one knew what the brain circuit of the neurological patient Princess Yu was, it was too fucked, but he didn't have a good way, at this time, the wind and waves on the sea were even stronger, and he was a little unstable in his footing, and he had a great posture to fight towards the storm.
Lao Tzu is not a petrel and doesn't want the storm to come more violently...... Yang Yi smiled bitterly and fooled the mermaid princess: "You really recognize the wrong person, you see that we don't have a crown on the top of our heads, I saw the prince you are looking for go towards the bow of the boat, you go over there to find it, by the way, it's windy, go quickly, if the sea breeze blows your prince away, you won't be able to find it." ”
The mermaid princess looked at Yang Yi and Princess Sophie suspiciously, then looked at the sea breeze, said thank you, and walked slowly towards the bow of the boat, because it was on the deck, the space was large enough, Yang Yi and Princess Sophie didn't have to wait for the mermaid princess to go away like in the cabin before they dared to act, and the two immediately bypassed the mermaid princess and walked forward.
Because it won't be long before the mermaid princess's brain will restart, Yang Yi dragged Princess Sophie and walked quickly towards the cabin in the dance hall, Princess Sophie was pulled tightly by him, and even had the heart to ask Yang Yi a boring question.
"What's fucking?"
Yang Yi...... No matter how long he has been in the fairy tale world, his habits of more than 20 years will not change for a while, and he usually speaks like this, Forman, Andre and Gretel have long been surprised, no one asks these boring questions, but Princess Sophie is very curious, but this curiosity is too strong, right?
"Fuck is a very magical egg in our hometown, and it is also very famous, and another kind of egg, Ultra Egg, known as the two giants of the egg world......"
Yang Yi couldn't explain what fuck was, and he didn't bother to explain it, because Princess Sophie's question was so fucked up, he took her hand and walked quickly to the dance hall, and just when he reached the door, the mermaid princess suddenly appeared behind them and asked, "Are you a prince? She's the princess you're going to marry, right?"
Yang Yi smiled bitterly and said: "Wrong, we are not princes and princesses, you see, we don't have a crown on our heads, I am a fisherman, this is my wife......"
After a long time of talking, the mermaid princess believed it again, this time Yang Yi reached out and grabbed the doorknob of the cabin, and after the mermaid princess turned around and walked away, he quickly pulled the door open, and Sophie got in, and then plugged the door inside, fuck it, the cabin was dark, fortunately, Yang Yi was prepared, took out half of the candle from his arms, and a few matches, and after lighting the candles, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
"Sophie, go and plug all the doors so that the mermaid princess can't come in. ”
What Yang Yi wants is to stay in the cabin and not go out, plug the door to death, the mermaid princess will be safe if she can't get in, survive this dark night, as long as the sky is bright, the safety index will be greatly improved, if the mermaid princess is really a ghost, it is impossible to live in the sun, if it is just a mermaid, it should also be afraid of direct sunlight, right?
The idea is good, if Yang Yi is followed by Forman, Andre and Gretel, they will definitely do what Yang Yi said, because they are used to Yang Yi's wisdom and martial arts, but unfortunately, Yang Yi is next to an empress, although Yang Yi calls the princess, but she is already eight or nine Suphie who is the empress of the El Dynasty.
Regardless of whether it is the empress or the princess, they are all called by people, not by others, especially Princess Sophie, who is so assertive, although she did not refuse Yang Yi's call, she suddenly asked a sharp question: "Plug the door to death, if the mermaid princess suddenly appears in the dance hall, won't we even be able to run?"
This question is really acute...... Yang Yi has a headache, Princess Sophie is right, until now Yang Yi doesn't know whether the mermaid princess is an entity or a mermaid who can magic, if it is a ghost, the door will not stop her, but will block their retreat, and it will be difficult to escape, which has to be guarded against.
"Sophie, plug in the door a little bit, you can block it from letting people in, and we can open the door quickly......"
This is a helpless solution, after Yang Yi finished speaking, Princess Sophie snorted, and was about to turn around to insert the door, when she suddenly stood up again and said to Yang Yi: "Give me the candle in your hand, otherwise I won't see it." ”
Yang Yi began to have a headache again, the candle was such a small section, he didn't have it when he gave it to Princess Sophie, the dance hall was very large, very empty, dark, people's vision could only chase the light, if there was really any danger, they couldn't detect it, it was a terrible thing to lose the light, Yang Yi held the candle and shouted to Princess Sophie: "You still follow me, such a big dance hall, there must be other candles and lighting tools, let's find it." ”
Princess Sophie didn't go far at all, when she heard Yang Yi's words, she stepped to Yang Yi's side, Yang Yi held a candle and searched along the wall, and soon found a glass cover on the wall, something similar to an oil lamp, this thing is very beautifully made, there is a small vent, which is also the entrance to light the wick inside.
Yang Yi cheered, and was just about to stuff the candle in and light it, when suddenly a yin wind blew over......