The film crew was very cooperative with the broadcast of a loud laugh from the audience, and many people in front of the TV were also laughing. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Agu touched his nose, "This is also my business?" and then laughed. Buddhism is lifting a stone and hitting his own feet, he didn't do anything, okay?

Luo Xian's eyes moved away from the recording camera and turned to the monk who wanted to smash the live broadcast equipment. Monk Huiyuan stepped on a steel wire hanging in mid-air, which was the dead end of the recording lens. His right hand was fiery red, and it was about to fall on the live broadcast equipment, interrupting the entire recording process.

At this time, Luo Xian's eyes narrowed, and Monk Huiyuan seemed to have been punched in the chest, and a lot of things flew and fell to the ground. He looked at this 'not good' big star in amazement - he had seen Luo Xian, and paid a price of 800 million to let Luo Xian do things according to their arrangement, Luo Xian took the money, but now... Of course, this is not a very good person, and he plans to settle accounts after the fall.

But now I found out that this 'mortal' who was not taken seriously by him was not easy to mess with, or should I say, not the kind of person he could afford to mess with. Luo Xian showed him a bright smile and said to the camera: "I am disgusted by this kind of script to discredit the police. "The head of the film crew below cooperated and asked 'why', and he continued.

"It has always been the law enforcement team that has protected us, and although there are times when it is a bit of 'inaction', we cannot deny that our country is one of the safest in the world. When something happens, we all think of calling the police, and it's the uniformed people who protect us, who has ever seen a bald monk chasing down criminals, or dealing with a traffic accident?"

He winked playfully, "Then again, if you see it, you won't die of laughter, haha, a bunch of bald heads to deal with traffic accidents... I only saw bald heads chasing me for incense money... I remember that I used to be very poor, I went to a temple on a blind date, and the monk showed me a 'merit book', oh my God, he donated 300 or 500 like this, and his eyes clearly told me, 'If you don't donate, you poor dick, if you don't donate, you'll be a poor dick, and if you don't donate, you won't be able to get off the stage in front of your female companion...' At that time, I thought, I must have money in the future. ”

"Whether it's to say that I'm prejudiced against monks, or to say that I have a good impression of the police, that's what I've seen anyway, so I'll tell you like this - all the viewers and fans in front of the TV, although I'm an artist, I still don't want you to be misled by the things on the screen, think about what you usually experience, what you see, do you think it's a monk? Or is it the policeman named Agu?"

"Of course, the Chinese police, great. A voice with a strange tone came, and a foreign guest invited by the column group laughed loudly, he was very curious about how the monk went up to the tightrope, and he also thought it was funny that the monk fell down, "Hello everyone." He stood in the camera, "My name is Smith, and I haven't been in China for a long time... Foreigner, haha foreigner... I think China is very good, although I have confiscated my favorite pistol, but I don't have to worry about being hit by stray bullets or being shot while walking on the street - I am very careful in my own country, because I have encountered several robberies, and I have also broken through the gangster's strong X, because of this I was shot twice. ”

The bearded foreigner proudly showed his chest with long black hair, "Look, I'm not wearing body armor, it's a natural thing, but it's incredible in my country." In my national gun store, there are a lot of people who buy guns, and more often buy body armor, which is standard when going out, just like we all carry mobile phones. ”

"I think it's the work of the police, not the monks, fuck, I've been to a temple, and I like Chinese culture very much, but that temple has always asked me for money: money for incense, money for divination, money for merit pools... Later, I learned that monks are not Chinese culture, they are from outside like me - this is very gratifying, I like China very much. ”

Ratings skyrocketed and soon doubled again. Monk Huiyuan's face turned gray, and he stood up and was about to leave. He needed to report on the situation here, especially Luo Xian's terrifying strength, but he didn't take two steps before he froze, there was a monk with the same bald head standing in front of him, unlike him, this monk only stood on one foot, and the other foot was tied to his left hand, which looked strange.

"Don't quit," Monk Huiyuan groaned.

"Either follow me or I'll kill you right now. I can't help but say with a smile, and I don't forget to make a courtesy of the jade rabbit who rushed out with one hand. Yutu wondered why he was so polite, but she wouldn't let the other party go because of this, and stared at him viciously.

"This bald donkey is mine!" she roared through gritted teeth.

"It's... I'm a friend..."I can't help but scratch my bald head, "If you want, you can do it, let me cut him 13 times first, and give the corpse to you?"

Jade Rabbit was stunned.

"Really, I don't lie to you... I haven't lied in hundreds of years, and I haven't killed anyone. You should pity me for breaking my vows, let me come first, okay?" Anyway, we're friends, and my junior brother has a good relationship with Agu, really!"

"You have a good relationship with Agu, really?" Yutu rolled his eyes and took out a small wooden box, "Then tell me what the box contains?"

"Little Pei Yuan Dan and Xiao Refreshing Pill. ”

"Count you right, here you go. ”

In fact, the ones in the box are the Great Pei Yuan Dan and the Great Lifting God Pill, and Agu just asked the martial artist to send them over, but since he knows that it is the kind of Pei Yuan Dan, he should have received Agu's gift. "A miser won't give a good thing to his enemies. Jade Rabbit thought so, waved his hand and let the people go.

I can't help but salute and thank you, and slapped Monk Huiyuan unconscious.

"Master, people have been arrested. ”

"Almost killed 13 of my disciples and slashed him 13 times. ”

"Tell the master, after the cut, he is just the leader of those bald donkeys, what about the others?"

"Leave it to Agu, Tianyi should have already gone to him. ”

I can't help but quit and my face turned pale with fright: "Senior Brother Tianyi went to look for him? God, Senior Brother has always wanted to be vulgar, but he didn't say that he wanted to fight against the entire Buddhist sect, did he go to help Agu? People won't believe him as a layman monk." ”

"It's already the best result. ”

The stone statue fell silent again, and he couldn't help but kick the corpse out of the ground, and couldn't help but smile bitterly. "yes, that's the best outcome. He whispered.

........

Tianhai City is bustling, and the difference from other cities is that many monsters walk on the streets in a big way. They laugh, they meet someone who needs help, they come to help when they are very hot, and they accept the thank you gift - they like to live in the open. With an ID card pinned to his chest, we monsters are also citizens.

A few monsters ran to the Internet café, happily swiped their ID cards, and didn't care about deducting money for an hour at a time. When the brush is enjoyable, I find a machine next to me and start a black group. They are three-person black, and the tailwind bureau proudly told the two teammates: We are monsters, very powerful. If you don't fight well, you will defend yourself vigorously: We are just human beings, and there must be monsters in the 5 people opposite....

A young man wearing studs and short stubble on his head patted his head and roared in a low voice: "I've never seen a monster so shameless. I know from you guys that Agu guy must be even more shameless. ”

"Dare to say Lord Agu, hey, do you want to fight?"

"Can you fight with ordinary people?" Tianyi blinked very 'kindly'.

"Can't you?" one of the youkai was dumbfounded.

"The rule of Lord Agu is: If ordinary people don't do anything to us, we can't bully ordinary people. ”

"But he bullied us, he said us, and he spoke ill of Lord Agu. ”

"Then we'll spray him, I'm a veteran troll. ”

"yes, spray him!"

Three hours later, Tian Yi walked out of the Internet café satisfied, "Ha, it's much more comfortable." He thought about whether to go to Agu first, or to taste the beauties of Tianhai City first, and remembered that he hadn't touched the 'white and beautiful long legs' for a long time (after a few days of injury), he took a taxi and shouted excitedly at the driver: "Men's, play, the best, haha I want to have fun!"

The red Santana taxi sped away, and a few yokai staggered out of the Internet café. They wept and complained to each other in the laughter of the crowd.

"It's still a senior troll, and I was told to cry by ordinary people. ”

"Woo he scolds, no, scolds monsters, he scolds monsters without dirty words, I only learned national scolding, I can't compare. ”

"Then why don't you use national scolding to deal with him?"

"People don't bring dirty words, we bring them, it's a shame...."

The three youkai went back and continued to open the black, and the humans on the Internet smiled and comforted them - they were told that they didn't do anything when they cried, and the monsters were still very cute. The two young men who were playing ranked leaned over, "Hey, five black?" The monsters were stunned for a moment, and the corners of their mouths grinned.

"Block him, block him!"

"There are 5 of us, only three of them are here, abuse them!"

The sound of 'harmony' came from the Internet café, and there was laughter....

It was dark, and Agu stood in front of the window shining in the afterglow of the setting sun. After something like Luo Xian, the country's recognition of him has reached a peak, he doesn't care about this, but the other effects that follow make him happy: many people said on the Internet that since the country announced the news of the existence of monsters, they are naturally fully prepared. They believe in the power of the state and are willing to accept creatures that are different from themselves.

There are also some young people who ask everywhere: how can I become a special policeman? They like strong forces and want to be a member of the martial arts themselves.......