Chapter 41: The Emperor is desecrated
Ning Ying didn't know what Emperor Dongyue said to his son, the emperor looked at his eyes and smiled very friendly, no one would know that he was using such a look to review the "sins" of others' lives, and he could even see him waving friendly to the people over there.
"Can I denounce you?" Bai Kui looked at the humanity in front of him.
The Emperor looked at him, "Are you threatening me?"
Bai Kui nodded, and the emperor smiled, "I'm your father's boss, you report me?"
Bai Kui tilted his head, "Since you are not in the same world as us, how can you be my father's boss?"
The Great Emperor lazily leaned on the pillar behind him, "The Heavenly Dao is mysterious, my son, there are some things you will know sooner or later." β
Bai Kui looked at this "tender like water" man, and the look in his big eyes was a little weird, "You and my father...... Could it be ......?"
The emperor looked at him and waited for a while, and Bai Kui didn't want to say the latter words plainly, but he was kicked by others, "Stinky boy, I love you, but don't step on my nose and face!"
Bai Kui patted the hem of his shirt that was rubbed by the man's feet, and snorted, "Then tell me, among your so-called Seven Realms, are you the biggest?"
"It's not. The Emperor lowered his eyes.
Bai Kui said: "Then who is above you?"
"You can't take care of it. The Emperor tilted his head, and the long hair of his shawl dragged into the clouds below, not knowing if it would be dirty.
Bai Kui looked at his hairband floating for no reason, "Then, in the Seven Realms, is there a legendary Jade Emperor?"
"The Jade Emperor has, the Great Emperor is right in front of you. Dongyue looked at Xiao'er and shook his head leisurely.
Bai Kui, "Are you older or is he bigger?"
"He's older than me. The Emperor replied.
Bai Kui, "I asked about the position. β
"If you are not in the same world, you can't judge the grade. The Emperor stroked the tassels of hair hanging from his hair.
Bai Kui was speechless for a while, and then said, "Do you have a wife?"
The Emperor's gaze softened more and more as he looked at him, "My son, do you dare to gossip about me?"
Looking at him like that, he knew that he was an old bachelor, Bai Kui couldn't help but be a little disgusted, "Old fritters, you still work as a matchmaker for others, no girl looks down on you with the old man guarding the moon, it seems that you are not very good!"
The Emperor sneered, "The child is ignorant, there are thousands of girls who have fallen in front of me since ancient times, I can use you to judge me, I think your mother had a soft spot for me back then, if it weren't for the way of heaven, who do you think you should call Dad now?"
Bai Kui crooked his mouth, "You and my father are rivals in love?"
The Emperor turned sideways, "Your father is a third party!"
"Isn't it true that the Kui clan can only talk about marriage with their own clan?" Bai Kui shouted.
"Who told you?" the Emperor was a little agitated by his emotions.
Bai Kui glared at a pair of big eyes, "Then you still want me to marry the girl you set for me?!"
"That's what your father begged me to set for you, he has to have a purebred grandson, what can I do?" the emperor raised his eyebrows.
Bai Kui was angry again, "Purebred?!What do you think of me, what about pigs?!"
The Great Emperor, who sensed that he had used the wrong words, immediately shut up, and then said, "You Kui clan members are very few, and this is a rule established in the generation of your great-great-great-great-grandfather. β
"Phew!" Bai Kui spat him, "Bullshit rules, it's your rules everywhere, your rules are to raise good people as animals?"
The Emperor wiped the spit on his face, "Boy, remember clearly, you can never be human...... Of course, it certainly won't be brutes. β
Bai Kui snorted, "Living just to pass on the ancestry, what's the difference between this and a beast?"
The Emperor rolled his eyes at this question, "If you are willing to think so, I will not refute you, what does it have to do with me if you scold your eighteenth generation ancestor of Lao Tzu Niang?"
Bai Kui was so angry that he wrinkled his little face, "You...... You...... Where do you have the appearance of a great sage, you are simply a rag-skinned scoundrel!"
The playful emperor looked at the little guy who was so angry that he almost carried it back, grabbed the little hand pointing at him, and pulled the villain into his arms and hugged him firmly, "My son, I have never told anyone what kind of great sage I am, and those who are familiar with me know that I am an out-and-out thief!"
Bai Kui was scratched by him and cried neither laughing, but finally cried, just like Shaoqing who was molested by the corpse, he shouted at his mother and father with a small face, and before he could respond, the emperor detained the kid in his arms and covered his mouth.
Bai Kui stretched out his limbs and hugged the person who was holding him, a face was tightly pressed to the person's neck, smelling the fragrance emanating from his body, and he didn't let go, the emperor was teased by him like this.
The emperor who realized that he was being countered was busy trying to get the child out of himself, but Bai Kui's skill was not something he could easily break, the more he broke him, the tighter he hugged him, and finally the small mouth bit the emperor's neck, and the throat "giggled" and laughed.
Looking at the two people who were in a mess over there, Ning Ying couldn't help but muttered and shouted, "You can't change someone, that's my son, you are a ghost!"
The scolded emperor turned his head and glared at the person over there, but he really couldn't get out of his body for a while, holding the stinky boy's head with one hand and the other, "Stinky boy, you dare to blaspheme me?"
The white pants didn't make a sound, they just didn't let go, the emperor was really unbearable, "What do you want?"
Bai Kui bit him and didn't let go, and he had a big tongue when he spoke, "Melon I'll blast to Ha Mian!"
The Emperor nodded, "As long as your father is willing to let you go, what opinion can I have?"
Bai Kui didn't let go, "Oh yet." β
"What?"
"Before Gai Yan, I went to see my daughter-in-law. β
β......β
Bai Kui's little daughter-in-law who hasn't passed the door doesn't even know what Ningwan looks like, and Shaoqing doesn't have a chance to see it, but I only know that since the kid has seen his little daughter-in-law who hasn't passed the door, he has often been silly and happy, and he loves stinky beauty more than before, and knows that he has changed his clothes, especially his underwear, because Shaoqing found that the physiological events in this kid's night happened frequently, and the little yellow book didn't like to read it very much, and the target turned to physiological books, as well as those more mature people read book series, including the forbidden yellow book rambling, and sometimes often disappeared for a while for no reasonγ
It seems that he is quite satisfied with the baby kiss that his father set for him......