Chapter 346: Uncle Bao is a god seller
Qiyao Moyi Tianhuaxu Wonderland, the gods are all in the Heavenly Treasure Palace.
According to the ministry assigned by the Emperor Yuanfang, Du Yu Hou Qi Diaohui preached to the gods here, preaching the past life of the newly returned seventeen gods.
It is known that Lu Ling's handsome Liu Wing Chun is the reincarnation of Ai, the first female spy in China.
Anzhi, the king of the Three Realms, is the reincarnation of the great beauty Zhuo Wenjun of the Han Dynasty.
Huang Zhao, the double whipping king, is the reincarnation of Ma Wang Yima, the brother of one of the four assistants of Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor.
The fire handsome Huang Yi is the reincarnation of Emperor Ming of the Yan Dynasty and Emperor Zhi's market and the god of faith.
The handsome Hu Zhen of the wood phase is the reincarnation of the sage Pu God King Ni on the occasion of Emperor Yao of the ancient Tang Dynasty.
Zhu Zhan, the Soul Chasing Heavenly King, is the reincarnation of Emperor Zhuan of the Guyang Dynasty.
Zhang Cao, the king of the golden sword, was a cattle dealer and the reincarnation of the cow god Xiangao in the Zheng Mugong era in the Spring and Autumn Period.
Below, Qi Diaohui continued to talk about the past life of Guo Zhen, the fourth brother of the five elders of Khotan, Qi Diaohui said: "The soldier of the Heavenly King, the Goblin Seller, and the Wujizi Guo Zhen of the Dutian Selling Gods and Immortals, in his previous life, was the head of the five sages of Qi Huan Gong, Bao Shuya, recommended Guan Zhong, and jointly assisted Qi Huan Gong to become the head of the Spring and Autumn Five Hegemons. ”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked, Bao Shuya was a famous historical figure.
Uncle Bao married Guan Zhong as a brother in the early years, although Guan Zhong's father Guan Zhuang was also a doctor of Qi State, but when Guan Zhong became an adult, the family fell into the middle.
Bao Shuya made an appointment with Guan Zhong to do business in partnership, mainly selling Qi country's specialties skullcap, salvia, osmanthus, and taro, in order to help him.
Guan Zhong only has an extremely meager share capital, but he has to take more when he distributes profits. Bao Shuya's disciples looked down on his greed, but Bao Shuya explained: "Where is he greedy for all this money? His family is in difficulty, and I voluntarily gave it to him." ”
Guan Zhong did everything badly several times, was dismissed as an official three times, led the troops to fight and charged behind, retreated in front, one by one, Bao Shuya covered and defended Guan Zhong. Guan Zhong was deeply moved, and sighed with tears: "The parents who gave birth to me, and Bao Zi, the one who knows me." ”
The reason why Guan Bao's friendship is full of anger is more than that. Uncle Bao took Guan Zhong into business to become rich, and after living a worry-free life, he chose to be officials together. Uncle Bao became the master of Gongzi Xiaobai, and Guan Zhong and Zhaohu were the masters of Gongzi. Xiaobai and Jiao are strong contenders for the position of monarch of Qi State.
Uncle Bao guarded Xiaobai to sit on the throne of Qi Hou, that is, the Duke of Qi Huan, and Uncle Bao served as the official who selected officials. And Guan Zhong's protection of Gongzi failed to correct, and was forced by Duke Qi Huan to kill Lu Guo to kill Gongzi.
In the process of competing for the throne of the monarch, Guan Zhong also shot Xiaobai with an arrow and almost killed Xiaobai. Uncle Bao took the trouble to recommend Guan Zhong as the prime minister, and Duke Qi Huan couldn't withstand this kind of bombardment by Uncle Bao, so he called Guan Zhong to ask for advice, which was really extraordinary, and immediately worshiped him as the minister of state and called him "Zhong Father".
Uncle Bao's knowledge of people and his ability to select talents is actually the key point for Qi Huan Gong to achieve hegemony, but he never highlights himself, and always pushes others forward. The strength of the Qi State not only fulfilled many vassal states, but also demonstrated the authority of King Zhou Xiang of Zhou Tianzi again and again.
After Uncle Bao's death from illness, King Xiang of Zhou was depressed, and compared with Guan Zhong's viscount's title, he was posthumously presented as Bao Zi, because Uncle Bao's teeth were too upright, and he was posthumously named Gangshen.
Uncle Bao's toughness is really world-famous. Guan Zhong once said so about him, and Uncle Bao himself thought so, and later Han Feizi said: "Uncle Bao is a human being, and he is stubborn and fierce." It shows that King Zhou Xiang was named a god, which is appropriate.
Qi Diaohui said with a smile: "The god Bao Shuya also started as a businessman, and when he learned that the god of selling was established, he was immediately reincarnated and sought the position of the god of the world.
Guo Xin became the last protector of the Western Regions, and the king of the soldiers was alone in Anxi, and the sky was fateful, and he married Mu Xiangshuai Hu Zhen as the five elders of Khotan, and participated in the battle of Longyou to conquer and was awarded the title of god. Isn't it providence?"
When Guo Zhen, the king of the soldiers, heard this, he immediately went over to straighten out the eldest brother Hu Zhen, turned over and bowed: "Thank you for the eldest brother's support, the fourth brother can have today, it is really the ignition of the eldest brother, and the Guo and Hu families will be friends for generations in the future." ”
Zhu Zhan, the Soul Chasing Heavenly King, also came over to kneel down for Hu Zhen: "The eldest brother is worshiped by the second brother, as Du Yuhou said, we are alone in Shule Town and Khotan Town, without the eldest brother, where can there be today, the Zhu and Hu families are the same, and they have been friends for generations." ”
Hu Zhen hurriedly helped them up and laughed: "Besides, if you don't have your friendship with me, how can you participate in the battle of Longyou from Huazhou? ”
Seeing that they already knew their past lives, the melon fairy boy stood up and made a gesture to Qi Diaohui: "Du Yu wait, which is the previous life of the main god of this fairy child, the Flying Arrow Heavenly King? ”
Qi Diaohui ate a few more teas, and said: "The previous life of the Flying Arrow Heavenly King, the Honeydew Melon-selling God, and the Marquis of Wulong, Li Han, was the brother-in-law of the Han Gaozu and the Marquis of Wuhou. ”
The gods were dumbfounded again. God, Han Xin, Yingbu, Peng Yue, Cao Shen, and Zhou Bo of the Five Tigers of the early Han Dynasty were invincible, and Fan Hao was silent.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang's brother-in-law is a god-like existence. In the past, Xiang Yu's father, Fan Zeng, wanted to kill Liu Bang at the Hongmen banquet, but only Fan Hao broke into Xiang Wang's tent and questioned angrily. Xiang Wang suddenly felt the loss and let Liu Bang go. With Zhang Liang's talent through heaven and earth, without Fan Hao at the Hongmen Banquet, Liu Bang would definitely be finished.
With this alone, Fan Hao is enough to stand up to the sky. What's more, he followed Liu Bang all the way from Mangdang Mountain to fight, accumulating countless credits.
The most fatal one, Liu Bang initially made friends with Peixian bureaucrats Xiao He, Cao Shen and others for all the expenses, eating, drinking, and having fun, where did his money come from?
What's more, in the process of Liu Bang's struggle for the world, often at Liu Bang's most critical juncture, Fan Hao can always break in and persuade Liu Bang. made Han Gaozu rise up and fight bravely, and then kill and fight, and finally the Han King, who was repeatedly defeated, became the Son of Heaven, and the King Xiang, who had won many battles, was forced to commit suicide.
Why did he have the money to help Liu Bang make friends with his young bosses, Xiao He and Cao Shen?
Fan Hao is also a dog slaughterer. The industry of slaughtering dogs doesn't seem to be much, but in fact it is the head of the heroes everywhere, why do you say that?
Dogs are loyal to the main family, and once they encounter others invading the main family, they will inevitably be like wolves and tigers, and the people and beasts in the world dare not match them. Gulai beef, donkey meat, horse meat, mutton, pork, there are many eaters, and those who eat dog meat are rarely heard. Specializing in dog slaughtering, the world-famous is none other than Fan Xu.
Fan Xu, who was originally a dog meat dealer, belonged to a very lowly person, had no name at all, but he didn't leave the meat at every meal, and he couldn't afford to eat it, so he chopped the meat into a puree, and fried it in the dish to eat, which was called "rice belly". 脍 means finely chopped meat.
Liu Bang was a scoundrel and hungry, but when he got to the rice and had meat to eat, he promised: "When I marry a wife, I will definitely ask you to marry her sister." ”
When Fanguan followed Liu Bang to fight for many years, the military system was regular, and with the addition of the savior of the Hongmen Banquet, Fanguan always had to have an official name.
So, Liu Bang met Fan Township near Duling, Ge Laozi, Liu Bang had an idea, and gave Fan Township of Duling as his food, and the rice became Fan Hao from then on. Liu Bang also has no culture, otherwise the word "哙" would not be used as a name.
Fan Xu is both a dog meat butcher and a dog meat dealer, and after the god seller established the realm, he couldn't help but be very interested and wanted to join the god dealer world. But how can you become a god of the peddling world?
Looking at the old brother-in-law Liu Bang's people again, they are all in the palace of the Emperor and General of the Extreme Wind Heaven, although he was also a general in the early Han Dynasty and the prime minister of Zuo, but after all, he couldn't talk to them and his gang, and he was sullen in the god realm for about 900 days.
At this time, there is a god-selling capital Tianbu, and he is determined to find a soulmate. Fan Hao shouted to Han Gaozu: "Your Majesty, Lao Tzu wants to be a god, farewell!"
When Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, walked out of the "Han" temple to persuade him, Fan Xu had already rolled down and was reincarnated in the mansion of Li Guangmiao's descendants in Yizhou. Han Gaozu sighed: "I can't change the city!"
Liu Bang means: You, you can't change the city. It was passed on as a proverb by later generations that "dogs can't change their eating", but in the end, Fan Hao cultivated into a god seller.
Qi Diaohui praised: "The reason why the Emperor Yuan Selling gave the melon seller god as the king of flying arrows and took charge of the Huaxu Wonderland Quartet Guards is mainly because the previous life of Wulonghou was Wuhou Fan Xu, who in the world is not convinced? Who in the fairy world of the god world will provoke one or two, so that the melon seeds of the melon seller god can fly away." ”
When the melon fairy heard this, he immediately blossomed with joy, and said with a smile: "Du Yu waiting, is it possible that the melon seeds of Yiwu melon in my hand also have some magical powers?"
Qi Diaohui said with a smile: "The Emperor Yuanfang gave the melon seeds two magical powers, one is to make arrows, shake the melon at the opponent, like a flying locust shot, just a melon seed can beat the opponent into pus." The second is that it grows when it touches the ground, and vines grow in an instant, and the opponent runs to entangle it wherever it goes, and bind it. ”
The melon fairy boy suddenly raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "I also have to listen to the instructions of the main god Flying Arrow Heavenly King before I can use the supernatural powers?"
Qi Diaohui bowed slightly: "That's nature." I don't have rules and regulations in the god department, and I definitely can't do it. ”
The past lives of the nine gods sealed in the middle years have been clear, and it is the turn of the eight gods sealed by the Son of Heaven.
The Emperor of the Earthquake Dao, the God of the Rank Medicine Dealer, and the Gongwen Lie of Wudu County couldn't bear it anymore, so he took a step forward and asked, "Du Yuhou, who am I reincarnated?"
Qi Diaohui couldn't wait to see him, and couldn't help laughing: "Emperor Zhendao is really an acute son, and he has not changed after ninety-six years of reincarnation. You are a famous general of the cavalry, the captain of the commander, the marquis of Huan, Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide!"
As soon as Qi Diaohui's words came out, Wen Lie suddenly fell to the ground, stunned.
Pingde Ling Wangyun stood up, turned to Wen Lie's side, shook his big hand in front of his eyes, and laughed heartily: "Fourth brother, back then, you and I fought against Lishan Pass, and the competition was righteous, and the foolish brother vaguely felt that you had the wind of Huanhou, and muttered in his heart, should the fourth brother be the reincarnation of Huanhou? ”
Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were both sworn brothers of Liu Bei, the emperor of the Shu Han Dynasty, and Guan Zhang was known as the enemy of ten thousand people on the occasion of the Three Kingdoms.
He roared in front of the Yang Bridge, drank the bridge water and flowed backwards, and immediately scared Cao Cao's general Xiahou Jie to death. Zishuai attacked Xichuan all the way, arriving in Chengdu before Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun. Good at drawing pictures of ladies, but also calligraphy, cursive everyone.
In his early years, he worked as a butcher and a pork dealer. When it came to the establishment of the god selling realm, the eldest brother Liu Bei went to the world to seek the seal of the god seller, he couldn't sit still, and immediately rolled down and reincarnated into the Wen family of Jiangli County, Jiezhou.
After a short period of service in the army, he led six classes to break into the rivers and lakes, worked as a peddler, and the business became bigger and bigger, and there were many disciples and marquis. At the age of ninety-six, he infiltrated Yang Tho Baa City and died in Jiaozhou.
Xishuai Zhang Ya came over, patted Emperor Wenlie of Zhendao, and laughed heartily: "This handsome is the ancestor of Liu, you and my brother have finally reunited in this god-selling realm, but they have fulfilled their wishes. ”
Wen Lie turned to Zhang Ya and exclaimed: "Is the fifth brother really Liu Xuande? Why don't I feel it? The nectar you sell in this life is too big a gap between the nectar you sold in this life and your shoes in your previous life." ”
"No wonder you are married to the eight horses of Zhenzhou, although you have been reincarnated, is there still that kind of spleen and stomach in the dark?"
Dongshuai Ran Gon laughed: "This handsome is the reincarnation of Cao Mengde's righteous brother Weizi, and he also formed an alliance with the fifth brother and the sixth brother to become the eight horses of Zhenzhou, but what should I say?"
It was very amusing for the gods to see their brother making jokes, and they all laughed.
Qi Diaohui saw that they were lively for a while, and said in a loud voice: "It's late, everyone rests." Early tomorrow morning, let's talk about the past life of the Emperor of the Dry Road, the King of Linhai County, and the Tablet Tuo Selling God Wang Lingtong, what do you think?"