Chapter 1: Molestation
"Where is this, am I dead?"
Jun Wuwu felt a sharp pain in his head, he remembered that the country had received secret information, and after the end of World War II, the demon Adolf Hitler did not really die. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Instead, he used a stand-in to create the illusion of suicide, took 6,000 top scientists, left country D in a submarine, and hid somewhere in the Sahara Desert.
This secret base, which may have the weapons and science and technology of the super era that can destroy the world, is the capital of Hitler's comeback, and for unknown reasons, Hitler did not make a comeback in the end.
Agents and special forces from all over the world secretly sent personnel to the Sahara to find the base. Jun Wuwu also received an order to take the Wolf Tooth Special Team to the Sahara and bring back all the technology of the base.
After killing nearly 100 agents from ten countries, Jun Wuwu finally entered the base. But I didn't expect that the frenzied country M actually launched three MOP ground-penetrating missiles to directly destroy the underground base. And Jun's worry-free memory came to an abrupt end with the explosion of the base.
"What the hell is this memory? Am I dreaming?Or is it really written like a novel, crossed over?" Jun Wuwu covered his head and inhaled the cold air.
"Initiating the host soul state detection, the soul state is relatively good, meeting the minimum standards. ”
"Fog grass, who is talking, who is pretending to be a ghost?" Jun Wuwu's head shook, lifted the quilt, and turned over the bottom of the bed, and there was no one to see.
"Activate the owner recognition function. In the process of identification, do not fall asleep, the completion degree is 30%...... 50%...... 80%...... 100% of the confession of the Lord is successful. Welcome to the Supervillains system. If you don't become a bad guy, count me in losing. ”
"What the hell is this?Why is my head talking?My brain is broken?" Jun Wuwu panicked suddenly, as the top special forces king, he had encountered all kinds of strange things, but it was the first time it happened to him.
Jun Wuwu suddenly remembered that at the moment of the explosion of the base, the crystal ball in his hand seemed to fly towards his head, and then he was unconscious, it was rare that it was the problem of the crystal ball?
"The Super Bad system activates and begins to detect the host's physical status...... The detection is complete. ”
"Host Name: Jun Wuwu, Age: Eighteen years old. Physique: A once-in-a-lifetime waste material. ”
"Damn, what is a once-in-a-lifetime waste material, I am a dignified soldier king, a once-in-a-lifetime genius. Jun Wuwu was furious, and shouted into the air, in his previous life, he was a well-deserved king of soldiers.
In his previous life, when the mercenaries heard the name Jun Wuwu, they were so frightened that their legs trembled. The mercenary world also gave him a supreme title - the King of Sanssouciac, and now he has become a waste material.
"Physical condition: kidney deficiency. The reason: overindulgence. ”
"Poof!" Jun Wuwu almost vomited blood, kidney deficiency, overindulgence, his youngest and most promising soldier king, actually crossed over to the overindulgent son.
Jun Wuwu felt that his life was dark, and he could not see the only light that Tagore had spoken. When Jun Wuwu wanted to cry without tears, the voice in his head sounded again.
The first task: to recuperate the body.
Mission duration: 10 days.
Mission Description: The body is the capital of a veteran villain to do bad things.
Rewards: "Alchemy", "Alchemy" can strengthen the body, with special functions, the golden gun does not fall, and it is durable. The god-level skills of the color embryo, the housekeeping skills.
Jun Wuwu choked on his own saliva, fell on his back on the bed, and his hands and feet twitched. There is such a superb thing, and his ruffian nature seems to be still a little witch.
"Young Master, are you awake?" When Jun Wuwu was lying on the bed, a timid voice sounded, his voice trembled slightly, and he seemed to be very scared.
"Young Master, are you calling me?" Jun Wuwu sat up from the bed and carefully searched for the memory of this unlucky ghost.
Jun Wuwu didn't expect that this unlucky bastard who did all kinds of evil would actually die of overindulgence, be crossed by himself, and borrow the corpse to return his soul.
"Come in. Jun stood up and tidied up his clothes. As a soldier king, he has a strong psychological quality and instantly accepted this identity. It's a good experience to be able to live once after dying once, and being able to live once with a different identity.
"Less... Master. Xiao Man pushed the door and walked in, his eyes were timid, as if he was ready to run away at any time, and his hand holding the water trembled slightly.
"Are you afraid of me?" Jun Wuwu raised his eyebrows, approaching Xiaoman, and his ruffian nature was revealed.
"Young master, you wash your face. Xiao Man moved in the corner of the wall, put down the basin, and tried to escape.
"Want to run?" Jun Wuwu stopped at the door, making Xiaoman's eyes panic, hurriedly stopped his steps, and slowly retreated, looking defensive.
"Young master, Grandpa Jun is waiting for you to eat, he asked you to hurry over and have something to tell you. Xiao Man put his hands on his chest and kept moving back.
"Don't change the subject. Jun Wuwu showed a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth and rubbed his hands, which was not much different from the pervert in the movie. Such a smart girl, in her previous life, she could definitely be a big star, but she didn't expect it to be his maid: "Xiaoman, why don't you get rid of me?" ”
"Young master, don't come here. Xiao Man blushed, his face full of panic: "Don't come here." Let Grandpa Jun know that he will punish you. ”
"According to the bad guy's lines, I should have said at this time: Hehe, little lady, you call it, you cut your throat, and no one will pay attention to you. Jun Wuwu looked at Xiaoman's panicked appearance and smiled evilly.
"Ah, young master, don't come here. Xiao Man was so frightened that she pulled you back, and the shadows of the first few times made her feel a little afraid.
"Hehe, don't be afraid. Young master, I'm very gentle. Jun Wuwu had a prodigal smile on his face, and slowly approached Xiaoman.
"Ahh
"Oops. Jun Wuwu was knocked by Xiaoman and sat on the ground, holding his ass and inhaling the cold air. This body has been completely hollowed out, and even Xiaoman, a weak woman, can knock him down.
"Trigger Hidden Mission: Flirt with a Good Family Woman. Reward: Physical condition plus 1. Mission Description: If you can't even flirt with a good woman, what kind of villain are you going to be?"
The words echoing in his head made Jun Wuwu's mouth twitch, and his head was full of black lines. He's wondering what the hell the super-bad system in his head is.
When I was injured in my previous life, I was teasing a little nurse or a beautiful military doctor in the hospital, and the entire field military hospital, who didn't know the name of Jun Wuwu. I didn't expect to tease the maid here, but I was knocked into a lot of meat.
But the next moment, Jun Wuwu felt a shock in his body, as if he was soaking in a hot spring, and his physical state recovered a little, and he did not feel weak at the beginning.
There are rewards for flirting with beauties? Jun Wuwu was overjoyed and made a lot of money. If you do a few bad things, won't your body get better quickly?
After washing, as soon as he came to the hall, Jun Wuwu saw an angry old face staring at him. Seeing Xiao Man with red eyes next to him, Jun Wuwu chuckled in his heart, as if he had just gotten rid of it.
The person staring at him is his grandfather Jun Zheng, in his memory, he is the most afraid of his grandfather, every time he sees it, it is like a mouse seeing a cat.
"Bastard, sit down for me. Hum. Jun Zheng hated the iron and stared at Jun Wuwu, he was angry, he was only carried back from the fireworks venue yesterday, dying, almost died, just woke up today, and began to change back to his nature.
Jun Wuwu didn't dare to resist, now Jun Zheng is his grandfather, he has replaced other people's souls, and he naturally inherited all this, and he is worthy of that unlucky ghost.
"Addicted to alcohol all day long, what have you become now? Ten girls in one night, and finally they were carried back from the Qinglou, and the face of the Jun family was all lost to you. The more Jun Zheng spoke, the more angry he became, and he slapped his palm directly on the table, almost breaking the table apart.
Jun Wuwu, who was drinking millet porridge, squirted out in one gulp, ten girls a night? He was frightened by his grandfather's words, what kind of angry thing did this guy who occupied his body by himself. After recalling it carefully, Jun Wuwu muttered: "Scare me, it's obviously nine." ”
"You little bastard, do you still have the face to say?" Jun Zheng roared angrily, slapping his palm on the table. On the solid wood dining table, a clear concave palm print is directly left.
Rao is a well-informed man, and he couldn't help but shudder. If this palm falls on the current self, this weak little body must not fall apart directly?
"Addicted to alcohol, now I have become inhuman, not a ghost, give me a good introspection. Jun Zheng left his seat, walked directly to Jun Wuwu's side, pinched the back of his neck and picked him up, and strode out of the hall.
"My chickens. ”
Jun Wuwu watched the fat roast chicken leave him. He has not touched such a delicious roast chicken for a long time, in the past, in the field mission, they were all wool and blood, what insects, animals, wild vegetables and wild fruits he saw, they were all eaten raw, and finally there was such a delicious roast chicken, but he left himself.
Jun Wuwu resisted to no avail, so he could only let his grandfather carry it, this body was too weak, and his grandfather's strength was not ordinary. If the people before knew that the strongest soldier king was carried by the neck, he would not laugh off his big teeth.
In the memories left behind, every time he made a mistake, he was carried by Jun Zheng to a small courtyard. Sure enough, after Jun Zheng carried him to a small courtyard, he directly opened the door and threw him in.
"Ann, take a good look at this cub. Ten days of grounding, if he dares to sneak out, I will break his legs. After speaking, Jun Zheng waved his sleeves away, and was angry with Jun Wuwu.
Jun Wuwu patted his buttocks, got up from the ground, and inhaled the cold air in his mouth, he was unlucky today and fell his ass twice. Looking at the environment, Jun Wuwu smiled, a small courtyard was like trapping him?
Jun Wuwu glanced at the wall next to him, rushed over and stepped on the wall to take advantage of the strength, stood on the wall and glanced at the small courtyard, and jumped outside.