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So you just crossed over?"

In the imperial study, the current Ninety-Five Emperor of the Tang Empire, Emperor Li Er raised his head from the mountains of twists and turns, and looked at the young man standing below with a little tiredness.

"Yes. ”

The young man was a little nervous, although he also had the inherent pride of modern people in the face of this ancient native, but when he faced this ancient emperor, he still couldn't help but be nervous, and the aura really existed.

"Oh...... Let me see...... Your name is Yan Anxun?

Li Er lowered his head and glanced at the resume of the person in front of him, and couldn't help but have a toothache.

Yan Anxun smiled, shook his head and said, "It's not a stage name." ”

"That's the screen name, do you really treat me as a game?" Li Er was a little unhappy, and his tone was a little coercive.

Yan Anxun suddenly stopped laughing, and with a cold sweat on his forehead, he couldn't help but lower his body a little, and said, "...... Yes, it's a pen name!"

Li Er stared at him for two seconds, and suddenly smiled playfully: "Oh...... You're also a writer. ”

"Don't dare to be. Although Yan Anxun said this, he couldn't help but find a little pride.

"Since you're a writer, well, do you know how to write a rhetoric?"

Yan Anxun was stunned for a moment, and said, "I...... Only write novels. ”

“...... Well, that's fine. But why did you come up with such a pen name, wouldn't the people in your book all have this style?"

Yan Anxun smiled, a little embarrassed, arched his hand according to the posture in the ancient romance drama, and said, "Your Majesty Mingjian." ”

This is a euphemism, and Li Er is right.

He also saw that His Majesty the Emperor didn't seem to be very interested in his own naming style, so he thought about it and explained: "It's all a market economy, and now the little white readers eat this set." ”

After a pause, he added: "Especially the girls......"

"Oh, I'm still a female frequency. Li Er nodded, losing interest, he suddenly threw away the resume in his hand, and asked casually: "Okay, I'm short of time, I'll have a meeting later, so I'll get straight to the point, since you said you are a traverser, why did you come to me?"

Yan Anxun said with a smile: "I didn't go back to a certain dynasty to take the route of fighting for hegemony, I just want to eat with you casually." “

"That's it," Li Er leaned back in his chair, thought for a while and said: "It's okay, everyone has their own ambitions, you have a good idea, unlike some comrades, who want to change the trajectory of history, it's too stupid and naïve, you can, it's very realistic, I like it." ”

Yan Anxun was overjoyed and said yes again and again.

"But ......" Li Er suddenly stretched his tone and said: "There are too many liars these days, you know, you can't prevent it, especially in my position, I don't know how much I have to be deceived every day, so although I think you are very pleasing to the eye, but since you say that you are a traverser, you must come up with some evidence." ”

Yan Anxun said blankly: "Evidence? but...... I'm a soul wearer, and I don't have an ID card on me. ”

Li Er frowned, pretending to be majestic: "In this way, this situation is more troublesome, but what about me, I am a very enlightened emperor, since you are from the future, you should know." ”

Yan Anxun said in his heart that he really couldn't believe the history book, and the book said that Tang Wang Xiongcai was roughly a generation of Ming Jun, but why did he always feel that this Li Er was not like that......

But he naturally didn't dare to say this.

"So, let's tell us about the family after you came through. ”

Yan Anxun had to reply: "My identity is a shabby scholar in the village, the scientific examination failed once, and then the original owner of the body couldn't think about it for a while and threw himself into the river, and after being rescued, I came over, there is no father and no mother at home, and there is a beautiful fiancée of a childhood sweetheart. ”

Li Er nodded and said, "Well, it's a very general start." ”

"Yes, it's very ordinary, I originally wanted to be able to dress as a rich second generation, but it's all the same, the rich second generation must be a bunch of troubles at the beginning, either fighting for family property or being a fool, in short, it's very brain-consuming. Yan Anxun said distressedly.

"The beginning is not important, the important thing is how to operate, well, according to reason, you should be saving your daughter-in-law now, but you just ran to Chang'an......?

Yan Anxun smiled and said, "I don't know her, besides, why does the eldest husband have no wife?"

Li Er was noncommittal, and suddenly said: "You want to say that the traverser will open a harem anyway, and this one is not bad, right?" ”

Yan Anxun was generally a little ashamed when his heart was pierced.

"Okay, then the next question, what will you do. ”

"I know how to code!"

Li Er waved his hand and said, "I don't need this." ”

Seeing that Yan Anxun was at a loss, Li Er sighed and reminded: "Do you understand military affairs?

Yan Anxun shook his head.

"Then do you understand politics? Pull left and right in the court, and balance around, will you?"

Keep shaking your head.

"Then you can do business, what kind of demographic dividend, Internet thinking, etc., I don't care what kind of you know, do you have one?"

Keep shaking your head.

"Then you will always copy poems, you can obviously copy poetry at the beginning, the poems of later generations, what Su Shi Nalan does?"

Keep going, keep shaking your head.

"Then you will always invent and create, right?!Textile machinery, guns, cannons, glass and cement, there will always be a little?!"

Keep going, keep shaking your head......

Li Er lost his temper, his face also turned cold, and he snorted: "You don't understand this, then you can't, why do you say that you are a traverser?"

Under the emperor's coercion, Yan Anxun was greatly frightened.

He almost knelt down, and muttered in fear: "I did cross over, where can I ...... these things you said?"

"Enough!"

Li Er shouted, and Yan Anxun suddenly knelt down in fright!

There was silence in the room for a while, and a pin drop could be heard, and after a while, Li Er suddenly smiled, and he said gently, "You should retreat first." “

Although Yan Anxun was puzzled in every way, the emperor's mood was capricious, but where did he dare to ask at this moment, so he only ran out with a rolling belt.

After a while, a very beautiful woman walked in, dressed in brocade and with skin like snow.

Li Er didn't raise his eyes and asked, "That person has been dealt with?"

"That's it. ”

"Killed?"

The woman glared at the emperor and said coquettishly: "You know how to kill, kill, kill." ”

"What do you do then? I know you're not a nice girl. Li Er said with a smile.

"Me," said the woman, with a sudden cheerful smile, "I have come up with a way to torture him that makes his life worse than death!"

"Listen up. ”

"Didn't this guy say that he was writing novels, I taught people to put him in a small black room, and asked him to write 10,000 words a day, and if he couldn't write it, he wouldn't be given food!

Li Er helplessly watched the woman laugh and tremble, and walked away frequently, sighing: "Your method is already very old-fashioned, and there is no new idea." ”

"yes, it's outdated. The woman was suddenly melancholy.

"But I suggest you sign a contract for his work, a contract...... Let's switch to a commissioned creation agreement, this will make him desperate. ”

"Oh. The woman nodded obediently, ending the daily nonsensical conversation, and then she suddenly said, "This is already the fifth traverser you have dealt with." ”

"I know. ”

"There will always be something missing, something that can't be caught. ”

"I know, but if you think about it this way, those who miss it are probably on the same level as this guy with a certain face, and they can't pose a threat to us at all. ”

"You're so confident? You must know that those who can pass through have their own protagonist aura, which is very difficult to deal with. ”

Li Er smiled when he heard this, he suddenly stood up, walked up to the woman and hugged her into his arms, and said lightly: "Do you think that any traverser can be as awesome as me?"

"Must not!" (To be continued.) )