Dou Ye said: "Since this is the case, I won't repeat it, the old man black is several times more nagging than me。。。。。。 My story is actually very simple: because I am also one of the few big bean growers in Xiaodou Village, the tax levied is particularly heavy, and I have to pay more than four-fifths (usually three-quarters) of the beans harvested! This is also very normal, you know, under the dark rule of the Demon Domain, it is not as good as being ruled by pigs and dogs, that is a very, very normal thing! Just like someone said: Harsh government is fiercer than a tiger! Actually, what I want to say is: the harsh government is fiercer than the ghost tooth tiger (a kind of tiger in the demon world, the body is huge, the claws are longer than the ivory, indestructible, and the ghosts are infested)! But this is the reality, there is no way at all! I also accepted my fate to pay four-fifths of the tax, but at this time I just broke out of a fine photon! This fine photon is a tax detective in this county (that is, a small official who spies on the tax situation), and was originally a small catcher (or public detective), and he has no hobbies, but he loves to prostitute everywhere! Prostitute, this is a high-consumption project, and with his half salary, he will be in debt if he can go to the Qinglou half a month and get half a discount! Therefore, he wants to start with his profession and dig up corners everywhere to reap the benefits! My family originally only had a harvest of 80,000 catties of beans, but he preferred to say that it was 200,000 yuan! Everyone knows that my family only has a small amount of land, can I grow so many beans? So I have to pay 160,000 catties of beans, my God, this is simply astronomical!! The data he forged is too fake, this is simply murdering people for money!! there is a certain time limit for paying this tax, and this deadline is tomorrow, and I went around borrowing other people's beans, and I only scraped together enough for 110,000 yuan! The imperial court clearly stipulated: Those who do not pay taxes on time will have all their property confiscated, and in serious cases, they will be beheaded! The Dou family that has just died (that is, the people lying in the coffin carried by Ah Niu and others) was also killed by Jing Guangzi like this! In fact, the data falsified by Jing Guangzi is not the data reported to the imperial court, and the reported data is still 80,000 catties!

2

By the way, where did Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing go?

"No need to look for it, we're here!"

Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing stood at the door of the study, nibbling on apples!

Dou Ye exclaimed: "Why didn't he find you?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Because we know stealth: just insert your right finger into your left nostril, like this, and then chant a spell (for example, apples are delicious), and the whole body will be invisible! ”

"That's amazing!" Dou Ye exclaimed, "But, after stealth, you must not do anything bad, just play... ”

Honest people like Dou Ye think about "bad things (watching beautiful women take a bath, stealing things, etc.)", it seems that the so-called "invisible book" is really a criminal technique!

Silly Xingxing smiled and said: "Old uncle, you must not listen to his nonsense, how can he know any 'stealth technique', and he will be able to use a few tricks in 'deception technique'! We just hid in that big wooden cabinet in the study!"

Dou Ye smiled and said: "You are really a ghost horse spirit, this is all for you to think of! If the books in the wooden cabinet are not empty (there are more insects recently, take out those books to bask in the sun), then you will not be finished? Also, how can such a big wooden cabinet not attract the attention and suspicion of others? You are too brainless to do things! However, the soldier seems to be more stupid than you, and he didn't even notice you like this。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "This is thanks to the black cat, if it weren't for it making trouble here, the ghost would know what would have happened!"

Although it wasn't funny (on the contrary, Dou Ye was scared into a cold sweat), Dou Ye still accompanied Tao Xiaozhi and smirked!

Tao Xiaozhi smiled nonchalantly: "Even if he is caught, so what: we haven't done anything illegal!"

"Eavesdropping on the conversations of court officials is an unforgivable crime!" said Master Dou, "If he knew that you were in our house, he would have to ask for a high poll tax, because he knew how many people there were in our family! That's why I want you to hide! He is thinking about asking people to pay all kinds of bizarre taxes all the time! He is the tax collector of this county, Uncle Cheng!!"

Silly Xingxing said: "No wonder you just stuffed silver into his pocket!"

Dou Ye glanced at the stupid star, sighed and said: "What I just gave was not a tax, just a little 'handling fee'。。。。。。! ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "What is the real tax? Is it the 'thing' you are talking about?"

Dou Ye hesitated for a moment and said: "It's not a secret, basically you can say that, you know, 'that incident' will destroy my whole family!"

Silly Xingxing shook his head vigorously and said, "What 'this' and 'that', it confuses my head!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "If you hide, your head won't be confused, just like you won't fight if you hide!"

Silly Xing stuck out his tongue and smirked, "The ghost only believes what you say, do you think I'm as stupid as you?"

Tao Xiaozhi patted his head and sighed: "It seems that people are really not good-looking, who would have thought that under your stupid appearance, you actually have unfathomable 'wisdom'!"

Miss Ben has always been a silly star who is smart and clever, lively and cute, equal to the silly star who is ashamed of the moon and the fish and geese!"

"That's a complicated formula。。。。。。 ”

"Because only a smart mind can think of it!"

“。。。。。。。 ”

Dou Ye was also amused by them, and he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, because he really had a reason why he couldn't laugh! Only Dou Guan remained silent, and the expression on his face did not change: deep melancholy, just like the deep sea!

Dou Ye said: "'This matter' is actually like this: a long and depressing story, although there are no ups and downs in the plot, but looking at your expressions, you know that you must be very interested in it! If you want to understand this story well, you must start with the story of our village! In other words, our village is called Xiaodou Village, which is a small mountain village on the edge of a county town on the edge of the Demon Domain. The village is not big, but the beans planted are well-known at home and abroad! This kind of bean not only has a wide variety of types and colors, but also tastes not ordinary fragrant, but also has a lot of nutrients, and can provide all kinds of nutrients needed by the human body, and is an essential food for all ages and family travel! Beans can not only be boiled and eaten, fried and so on, but can also be ground into tofu。。。。。。 ”

"Excuse me!" Tao Xiaozhi hurriedly interjected, "We already have a certain understanding of the story of Xiaodou Village, because on the way here, we met Ah Niu and the black old man, and we don't know how many times we have heard them!

Silly Xingxing bit his index finger and said, "But I still don't know much about the story of Xiaodou Village。。。。。。 ”

After all, a stupid star is a stupid star, and a stupid person loves to tell the truth, so it is always difficult to distinguish between a fool and an honest person! Honest and honest people love to laugh, so the stupid star is laughing non-stop now, just like a mouse teaching a cat a lesson, knowing that Tao Xiaozhi looked at her with a smile (the eye of the knife hidden in the smile, the "knife" is of course an unstoppable gaze), she knew that she was laughing at the wrong time, so she said to Dou Ye: " Although I don't know the story of Shodoi Village, the main vein is still very clear, and it is simply endless, and there is no need to repeat it! You know, in a vague impression, it is simply an endless fun! So, don't repeat it... Hehe~"

Dou Ye said: "Since this is the case, I won't repeat it, the old man black is several times more nagging than me。。。。。。 My story is actually very simple: because I am also one of the few big bean growers in Xiaodou Village, the tax levied is particularly heavy, and I have to pay more than four-fifths (usually three-quarters) of the beans harvested! This is also very normal, you know, under the dark rule of the Demon Domain, it is not as good as being ruled by pigs and dogs, that is a very, very normal thing! Just like someone said: Harsh government is fiercer than a tiger! Actually, what I want to say is: the harsh government is fiercer than the ghost tooth tiger (a kind of tiger in the demon world, the body is huge, the claws are longer than the ivory, indestructible, and the ghosts are infested)! But this is the reality, there is no way at all! I also accepted my fate to pay four-fifths of the tax, but at this time I just broke out of a fine photon! This fine photon is a tax detective in this county (that is, a small official who spies on the tax situation), and was originally a small catcher (or public detective), and he has no hobbies, but he loves to prostitute everywhere! Prostitute, this is a high-consumption project, and with his half salary, he will be in debt if he can go to the Qinglou half a month and get half a discount! Therefore, he wants to start with his profession and dig up corners everywhere to reap the benefits! My family originally only had a harvest of 80,000 catties of beans, but he preferred to say that it was 200,000 yuan! Everyone knows that my family only has a small amount of land, can I grow so many beans? So I have to pay 160,000 catties of beans, my God, this is simply astronomical!! The data he forged is too fake, this is simply murdering people for money!! there is a certain time limit for paying this tax, and this deadline is tomorrow, and I went around borrowing other people's beans, and I only scraped together enough for 110,000 yuan! The imperial court clearly stipulated: Those who do not pay taxes on time will have all their property confiscated, and in serious cases, they will be beheaded! The Dou family that has just died (that is, the people lying in the coffin carried by Ah Niu and others) was also killed by Jing Guangzi like this! In fact, the data falsified by Jing Guangzi is not the data reported to the imperial court, and the reported data is still 80,000 catties!

"Then whose pocket did the remaining 80,000 catties of profits go to?" Tao Xiaozhi asked.

Dou Ye said angrily: "Most of them didn't fall into the hands of Jing Guangzi, nor did they fall into the hands of Uncle Cheng, but in Niu Biren's pocket!"

"Niu Biren?" Tao Xiaozhi scratched his head and said, "This name sounds weird, as if I've heard it somewhere (actually, it was mentioned by the old man Hei)!"

Dou Ye said: "A little Jingguangzi, give him a leopard guts, he doesn't dare to do such a thing, he has a big backer behind him! Uncle Cheng is just a small official urging taxes in this county, and the real king of tax collection is Niu Biren! Therefore, all the tax affairs in this county are handled by him, he has to pay as much as he wants, he can eat as much as he wants, who can control him!"

"Damn, it's too dark!" Tao Xiaozhi gritted his teeth and said, "If I touch him, I won't be able to beat him!!"

"You can't talk nonsense everywhere!" Dou Ye hurriedly covered Tao Xiaozhi's mouth, looked around and said, "If you let others hear it, you will be killed!"

At this moment, there was a noise outside the house, the sound was in the ears, and the sound of the sword colliding was particularly sharp, it seemed that something had happened again!