Text Volume 1_Chapter 51 A Dashing Journey (2)

Amu sighed a few times, thought for a while, and said: "Ever since I was swept up in that bird lake, I thought I had gone to hell, and the people and things I saw here almost didn't scare me to death! I looked down, and most of the rooms there were suspended in mid-air (though I couldn't figure out how this worked), and when I looked at the land, it was also floating in mid-air! A little child with a pair of white wings was flying in front of me—the same one he woke up with a soak of boy urine, this bastard rabbit! At this point, I stood firmer—this was the legendary paradise! I stopped the child, and upon careful questioning, I learned— It turns out that it is the land of flying people, and it is not a paradise! After thinking about it for a while, I changed my mind--if it was heaven, why was I tied to this bird tree? And I was drenched in urine by this bird's 'angel'?! Since it is not heaven, then I am in a dream realm, right? This kind of thinking is even more stupid -- how can this bubble of urine be in a dream!"

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Shaking the chin and Duo Duo Kai are actually old acquaintances, ten years ago, they were friends for a few years.

How did they meet and don't say, anyway, the flowers have been open for half a month, and they always go up to the villa, shake their chins and cook wine and talk about martial arts, talk about ancient and modern, talk about the world, get drunk, talk for a long time, stay up all night, the relationship is unusually close, and it can be regarded as a brother.

Duo Duokai was not the warden of Tongmo Town Prison at that time, and his official position was even a little bigger, and he was the cavalry commander under a certain general - that is, the head of the cavalry department.

At that time, Yetianya was defeated in the north and returned to the dynasty to ask for troops, and Duo Duokai and his cavalry came under the command of Yetianya.

There is actually a lot of work behind this adjustment: because he knows Huang Villa and Huang Chin too well, the imperial court entrusted him with a heavy task and made this decision.

When Duo Duokai learned the news, he quickly sent someone to carry a letter to Huang's Villa, telling Huang Chin to leave quickly, and escape as far as possible.

Of course, he knew that the soldiers were coming down the mountain, but if he was asked to give up the hundred-year foundation of his ancestors, what face would he have to face his ancestors? What prestige would he have in the rivers and lakes? He could only fight to the death and compete with the Demon Dynasty!

Then, the two armies fought against each other for half a month, and Ye Tianya was never able to attack Huang's Villa, so he spent money to buy off Lu Yuanwai, and Huang's Villa was bloodbathed.

At that time, shaking his chin and taking the whole village to resist stubbornly, but he encountered Duo Duo Kai! Of course, from this moment on, Duo Duo Kai became the public enemy of the whole village, and the two of them were no longer friends!

The two began a shocking fight!

The two fought for 500 rounds, from dark to dawn, regardless of victory or defeat!

At that time, the heavy elite soldiers would shake their chin and besiege him, which could have resulted in him at once, but Ye Tianya spared Yaxing, and wanted to see how much the Disha Sect Qigong was sprinkled, so he just watched and watched the two fight, and no one dared to interfere.

Eventually, the night tooth lost his patience, so he ordered the soldiers to take his jaw off and ordered him to correct the law on the spot.

Duo Duo Kai admonished each other with death, saying that there was a book of miracle skills in the world "Qi Sutra" under his chin, which recorded the mental method of the Qigong of the Earth Demon School, and after practicing not only the divine skills, but also the meridians were suddenly unblocked, which was of great benefit to the practice of other divine skills, it was better to torture him and ask him to hand it over!

Ye Tianya had already heard about the "Qi Sutra", and after thinking about it again, he was temporarily imprisoned and waited for his fate.

Duo Duokai knew that the "Qi Sutra" was fabricated by people in the rivers and lakes, which was what Sha Chin had told him, so he made up a lie, just to leave Sha Jaw's life.

Under all kinds of torture, Ye Tianya still did not get any good results, and the war in the west was frequent, and he had to lead troops to suppress it, so he shook his chin and was sent to the prison of Tongmo Town, and began his ten-year prison career.

Before Ye Tianya left, he forced his chin to swallow the Demon Domain Strange Gu-Invisible Bone Eater, the purpose of which was to control him so as to obtain the Qi Sutra.

The invisible bone-eating worm, a rare and strange Gu in the demon world, once it sneaks into the human body, shuttles through the human body's bones and meridians, and has a strong corrosive effect on the bones; whenever it attacks, it really hurts into the bone marrow, and the pain is unbearable! It's just that shaking the chin and protecting the body, the internal force is super strong, and the true qi flow between the meridians can suppress this little insect and save his life! But his bones are still violated, but not as quickly as imagined. If it were an ordinary person, it would be less than half a month after it entered the body, and the bones would die of powder!

That would explain why his jaw was dripping with blood - because the Invisible Bone Eater had invaded his jaw bones! and why he was defeated so quickly when he got out of prison and fought to open the game.

Before the night was approaching, of course, there was another decision, to buy off the magistrate and let Duo Duokai become the warden of the Tongmo Town Prison, for the sake of "Qi Jing". Who knows that this battle will be fought for a few years, and he may have forgotten about it when he has time to come back - of course, this is another topic.

The above is the story of shaking the chin, the story of the scalpel, every time you say it, you will uncover a scar, what a pain!

Everyone listened to it and sighed, and they were sad, of course, the saddest thing was the stupid star, and she even almost fainted from crying several times!

Silly Star said, "If only my father were here, he would definitely be able to cure you。。。。。。。。 ”

Shaking his chin and laughing: "Silly girl, the invisible bone eater can't be killed, it shuttles through the flesh and marrow, shadowless, invisible, erratic, and has no way to start, unless you kill yourself。。。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "What's more, her father is a quirky veterinarian!"

Vulcan said angrily, "Damn yellow-skinned boy, don't insult my great uncle, just like a mouse shouldn't point fingers at a cat!"

Amu smiled at Tao Xiaozhi and said: "This is your mistake, the veterinarian can just catch the little bugs on his body~~~~"

The iron bucket shook his chin and said, "Is that "Qi Sutra" so shocking?"

"What's wrong?" shook his chin and smiled weirdly, "Do you also want to practice qigong?"

The iron bucket smiled: "Qigong can't be eaten as food, practicing it is useless!"

He shook his chin and sighed, and said to himself: "If no one really practices it, I don't know if it will be lost。。。。。。。。 ”

"No one learns from me!" Amu patted his chest and smiled, "So you don't have to worry about losing it~~"

Shaking his chin and looking him up and down, he shook his head and said, "No, you are too strong, and qigong is 'soft'。。。。。。。 ”

Iron bucket smiled: "Just like his bird, it's almost a mile to learn orangutan~~"

The crowd laughed.

Shaking his chin, he said, "My story is over, who should tell me next?"

Everyone pointed to the guy who liked to be funny the most, because the story of this kind of person is usually more talkative—"Me?" Amu opened his eyes as big as his mouth, pushed his hands away, and said, "What do you want me to say, I don't tell any bird stories!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Then tell me how you appeared in the law field!"

Amu sighed a few times, thought for a while, and said: "Ever since I was swept up in that bird lake, I thought I had gone to hell, and the people and things I saw here almost didn't scare me to death! I looked down, and most of the rooms there were suspended in mid-air (though I couldn't figure out how this worked), and when I looked at the land, it was also floating in mid-air! A little child with a pair of white wings was flying in front of me—the same one he woke up with a soak of boy urine, this bastard rabbit! At this point, I stood firmer—this was the legendary paradise! I stopped the child, and upon careful questioning, I learned— It turns out that it is the land of flying people, and it is not a paradise! After thinking about it for a while, I changed my mind--if it was heaven, why was I tied to this bird tree? And I was drenched in urine by this bird's 'angel'?! Since it is not heaven, then I am in a dream realm, right? This kind of thinking is even more stupid -- how can this bubble of urine be in a dream!"

Iron bucket laughed until he was hungry, and said, "That soak of urine is probably for the 'baptism' of the new guests。。。。。。。 ”

Amu ignored him and continued: "I continued to ask him why he had arrested me, and the kid said that he was going to cook me and worship the bird god!

Silly Xingxing bit his index finger, looked at the six "stars" on his head and said: "Then you must have thought of some good way, or you wouldn't be here to tell us a story~~~"

"Of course!" Amu patted his chest and laughed, "A person like me with well-developed limbs and a well-developed mind is full of bad thoughts!"

Tie Tong sighed and said, "When the chimpanzee monkey is in a hurry, can he do anything other than pat his chest and scream?"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Go, go, go! Get aside and eat barbecue~~~" Amu said angrily, "I won't tell this story!"

"Don't be like this, Brother Amu~~~" Silly Xingxing looked at him with innocent eyes, "Actually, chimpanzees are also quite smart and cute animals~~~"

Amu was so confused that he didn't know whether he was happy or angry, so he could only continue: "Trickery, this is my method!"

Iron bucket smiled: "To put it bluntly, it's just to deceive children! With your IQ, you can only do this kind of thing~~~"

Amu snatched the barbecue from the iron bucket in his hand, and said angrily: "If you are interfering, I won't give you barbecue to eat!"

Iron Bucket smiled: "Just kidding, why be so stingy, I'll just keep my mouth shut。。。。。。。。 ”

Amu sneered: "Since you have closed your mouth, how can you eat meat!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "You better give him back the meat, or he will fight with you!"

Silly Xingxing put his hands on his cheeks and said: "Brother Amu, hurry up, I can't wait to know how you deceived the child~~"

Faced with innocent eyes, who is embarrassed to put on a fierce look?