Yang Fan really wants to say, your son is now coaxing, and if he can open a harem, it is also the ancestral tomb that smokes. As for the stallion, it will hold hands at the top, and the stallion is a fart, and it is only considered a stallion at the physiological level.

Song Xiaoli felt cold, dared to say insulting words to women, and strangled you on the spot.

Yang Fan was helpless, he didn't make the final decision, and gave his father a look for help.

The father and son interacted, and Song Xiaoli took it into his eyes: "Yo, father and son are connected, Yang Tian, you also have this mind." Let's talk about it, I just want to hear about your emotional history. ”

Song Xiaoli took out the dining table and sat down, put his arm on Erlang's legs, and his eyes lingered on the faces of the two.

How could the tough guy Yang Tian be succumbed to this threat, the arrogant Ganyun laughed, Yang Fan nodded, and sure enough, it was still a man who was filthy and had a closer mind.

Just when Yang Fan thought that his father would support him, the latter wilted in his jaw-dropping.

Yang Tian ran behind his wife in small steps, stood on the surface, and scolded: "My wife said well, Yang Fan, there is no bottom line, I don't understand the greatness of women at all." Look at why our family is so harmonious, it's because of mutual respect, understand?"

He still thinks that he can't get home, so he flatters his wife and gently beats his shoulder.

After losing such a discipline, Yang Fan was blindsided for a while, and gave a thumbs up: "Dad, awesome." Sure enough, I inherited your genes. If you learn the three-point kung fu of kneeling and licking and shamelessness, I'm afraid that you won't be able to open a harem. ”

Song Xiaoli gently touched her husband's face, and the old husband and wife's affection made the third party Yang Fan nauseous, it was possible that he was flushed in the toilet back then.

Song Xiaoli's palm changed, turning into a legendary martial arts lost for a hundred years, a large piece of meat was pinched, two fingers stirred, and said: "Yang Tian, you pretend to be a fart, if it weren't for the old lady's tight attention, you dare to say that you don't have this kind of thought." ”

"Ugh. ”

Yang Tian begged for mercy painfully and shouted: "Wife, isn't this discussing the matter of my son, why is it on me, what about the decency of your educator?"

Yang Tian is smart, in order to get out of the war, he directly pitted his son.

The educator was stunned for a moment, withdrew his hand and slapped the transparent dining table on the ground: "Yang Fan, explain it to me clearly, every time you say this, you will mess up with it." If you don't make it clear, you are not allowed to eat. ”

Speaking of eating, Yang Tian's eyes rolled and said, "Don't blow it, hurry up and clean up, my relatives have called for dinner." ”

What? Eat again.

Or is it an uncle's house?

Don't you understand that if you come up again and again and slap your face, your face will be swollen? Yang Fan is worried about the body of the uncle and his wife, do you want to go to the ENT department to take a look.

Song Xiaoli's face was ecstatic, he felt that he was guessing eight or nine, and said: "It's not good, the same plot will become a poisonous point." ”

"Boy, you know the. Song Xiaoli disagreed, his mind was wide open, "I have so many vest books, you haven't studied them, the routines are the same routines, but the identity of the characters can be upgraded, from street gangsters, all the way to the Siberian Tigers, the Mafia of the Yamaguchi Group, and the whole family is wiped out with one glare, which is refreshing." ”

Yang Fan admired his mother's imagination, and the female frequency god was really full of background, thinking about it according to this line, he felt that he had guessed the name of the name, and said: "Mom, you are the eldest daughter of the legendary Song family, for the sake of singing and crying love, the pearl fetus is secretly knotted, and the father eloped with this kind of sling." ”

"Just waiting to train me to become a talent, come to the door and slap my face, those family relatives and grandparents despise me in all kinds of ways, and I slapped them into the ground, and the family has become my private treasury since then?"

"Yes, yes, yes. Song Xiaoli approached with a smile, as if he was extremely agreeable, and the big grappling appeared again, his ears raised upward, "Haven't you seen your grandparents see it?" ”

Fingers went up again and again, Song Xiaoli was slightly angry, the Yang family forgot it, her family couldn't do it, she was a single woman, and she couldn't see others say bad things about the old man.

"It's the identity upgrade you said. Yang Fan wailed and begged for mercy.

"Yang Tian, you said, the old lady changed her clothes, and her brain was so scummy. Song Xiaoli entered the room, closed the door, and dressed up again.

The father and son breathed a sigh of relief, and still brought the harem matter over.

Song Xiaoli usually doesn't care, whenever he mentions emotional problems, he will blow up, and the female cockroaches around Yang Tian will be killed as soon as they appear.

The guards are so strict that they explode.

Yang Fan looked at his father with infinite sympathy, it was not easy, and his father's good temper was just a good match.

"Envy it. Yang Tian touched his chin narcissistically and deliberately misinterpreted his son's meaning, "A loving couple like your mother and I are rare in the world." ”

"It's a drop, it's a drop. Yang Fan nodded.

Yang Tian is satisfied, they are all decent people, they can't speak thoroughly, and they kneel and lick their wives, that is affection.

"The identity issue, it's you, Yang Fan, with your current status, do you still have to worry about your family? Everyone must be happy to see that you are promising. ”

Yang Fan was stunned, he has been in contact with characters recently, and he has long been out of ordinary people, and his uncle's net worth of tens of millions is really not enough.

The richest man in him has a chance, but he just gave up, tens of millions, if he wants, he will hold three or five concerts a month.

Usually spend a small amount of money, and it will hurt flesh, big money, and I don't care about it at all.

"You must be the protagonist of today's party, and you are called to the house, this is a contact and not a comparison. Before you came back, the family proposed a reunion, and it was decided on this weekend. ”

"Let's talk about the girl's problem.,That's your squad leader.,I've seen it.,It's also a very brilliant girl.,In addition to the background.,The ability is even more above the red leaves.。 ”

Yang Fan gave his father a roll of the eyes, his own butt is unstable, his family status is not up to level, and he still has the ability to teach his son to deal with it, which is really a big joke.

The thick ridicule, Yang Tian couldn't bear it, and slapped it hard on the head: "Pretending to be forced in front of Lao Tzu again, the courage is too big, ah." ”

Yang Fan was pitted by his parents and couldn't resist, and he was determined to finish things before the summer vacation and rush to the scourge attractions outside.

"Excuse me, Dear Father. Yang Fan's face was pale, and he said solemnly: "How old am I this year?"

“18.”

"Do you want to be a grandpa next year?"

The baby poops and pees and still has to hold it in his hand, delaying it outside in a chic way, Yang Tian is not ready, fear is swept over, thinking deeper, he tremblingly poked out his fingers: "Is it already ...... Already?"

"Forget it. Yang Fan was so angry that the couple's brains were shocking, and they couldn't communicate well at all.

"I mean, it's going to be at least three or five years after you get married, what the hell are you going to do. ”

Yang Tian's face froze, yes, after three or five years, maybe the feelings will fade, who knows what the situation is?

So why bother?

After thinking for a while, Yang Tian understood that the two of them had recognized Xiao Hongye in their hearts.

"Sugar-coated shells are not right, keep the bottom line, Comrade Yang Tian. Yang Fan patted his father on the shoulder.

"Something?" Yang Tian suddenly shouted.

"What?"

"Do you think you're better than me by tapping me on the shoulder?"

"Ah, haha, how is that possible. Change of clothes. Yang Fan fled.