Chapter 3 As a Teacher: Are You a Tang Seng?

"No, no, I'm a monkey. The blue child rubbed his ears and said very aggrievedly.

"Well, since this is the territory you fenced, then speaking of which, it should be you who should check it out. It's such a happy decision, you go. ”

"What. I'm going to check it out alone?" The blue child's eyes widened, and something seemed to be flickering in a pair of sapphire pure eyes, staring at the old man with great sadness and indignation, "I'm only five years old, and I'm just a child, you can't bear to treat me like this, I know, I know that I'm not your own, woo woo." ”

The old man is a black line, where is this, you were not born to me in the first place, you were picked up by me, okay?

No, that's not the point of the question, it's about ...... "You give me the pass." ”

"Ahhh

When he was about to touch his face to the ground, the blue child curled up and landed steadily after a 360-degree roll.

That posture is even more standard and neat than that of a gymnast, and if it were put in a gymnastics competition, the referee would definitely give the blue boy a high score of at least nine, and then send a wave of six six six.

"It's good that I'm quick, or I'd have fallen to my death, this old man is so bad that he won't be fed at night. Well, yes, I'm going to eat his portion, hahaha. ”

The blue boy fantasized about snatching the old man's dinner at night, and just thinking of the old man's depressed appearance of having no food to eat, his mood was extremely happy, and he couldn't help laughing.

"Ah, there are really a lot of dead people, and now in this world, the world is killing people in broad daylight. The blue child sighed with his hands behind his back and said, if he hadn't seen his appearance, just listening to the tone of his voice, I didn't know if I thought it was the worldly master here.

"I'll count them, and they're dead...... There are so many people!" The blue kid counted for a while, counting several times with his hands, but he never counted how many people died.

Of course, he won't admit that it's his poor math, but complains about those perpetrators, if you kill someone, you will kill someone, you have to leave a whole corpse, you have to break your hands and feet, and even the puzzle master comes and wants to fight it back, let alone count.

Anyway, judging from the scene, there should be a family of old and young, and many people are either big families or clans, which should be a case of extermination.

"Oh, there's a kid here, who looks like he's got Alzheimer's. The blue child found Lin Yi kneeling on the ground with a sluggish face, he looked at the demented Lin Yi and came to such a conclusion very simply.

", you're just Alzheimer's, your whole family is Alzheimer's, do you know what Alzheimer's means?" Lin Yi, who was put on the table by the world consciousness, was now in a gray and unhappy mood, and the originally sunny mood had now turned into a thunderstorm, so that he spoke like a rainstorm, and spit out a lot of fast.

"Alzheimer's I know, it's stupid, just like you just did. The blue boy said very seriously, his serious appearance made Lin Yi unable to complain.

"Pay attention to the words you just used, old age, Alzheimer's is something that only old people have. As he spoke, Lin Yi suddenly lacked confidence, because he suddenly realized a problem.

From the time crossing to the present, he has been reborn seven times in a row, plus the life on the earth, if you calculate carefully, his age is at least seven hundred years old.

If you think about it carefully, you're about to become a thousand-year-old monster, and it seems to be a normal thing to have Alzheimer's.

"Oh, I see, no wonder the boss always says that the old man has Alzheimer's. The blue boy suddenly realized, he finally understood what his boss meant.

"Ai Yi, why have you been waiting for so long, grandpa is impatient. The little girl saw that the blue child hadn't gone back for so long, and she couldn't help but come over to take a look, but she saw Lin Yi and the blue child Ai Yi, squatting on the ground together, one suddenly realized, the other looked dazed, and entered the realm outside the realm.

"Grandpa, there are children here, he's still alive, but he seems to be scared stupid. The little girl didn't know that Lin Yi was thinking about a very serious age issue, and thought that he was scared stupid, and she didn't know if he would be scared into dementia.

"Child, how old are you?" the old man asked, frowning slightly, brushing his beard and thinking for a while.

"It's a little boy, he looks younger than me, and he's wearing open crotch pants!"

When the little girl said this, Lin Yi realized that he was just a child less than five years old now, wearing loose open crotch pants, and the immature little elephant trunk was naughtily exposed from the gap at this time, very swaggering.

I went, and the hundred-year-old man was once again wearing open crotch pants, and was actually witnessed by a little girl, and she was also seen by the baby elephant trunk, and she was still laughing.

Is this laughing at my little, absolutely.

Ah, what a dark life, this will be my black history. No, I'll have to find a chance to erase this memory of hers.

When Lin Yi thought about it, the little elephant's trunk seemed to be sticky to something, a little slimy.

Lin Yi soon knew why, the blue boy Ai Yi was poking his little elephant trunk with the candy stick he had eaten.

"What are you doing?"

"Treat it to sugar. ”

", you think I'm a woman. ”

"Can a woman eat candy below?" Ai's eyes flashed with little stars, and Lin Yi's words seemed to open a new door for him, making him, a curious baby, want to find out.

"Don't say such strange things, and don't have any strange thoughts in your head. The little girl's forehead was full of black lines, and she slapped Ai Yi on the back of the head.

"Yes, I know!" Ai Yi held his head with both hands, Lin Yi could see that the little girl was quite heavy, if this was in the anime, Ai Yi would definitely have a big bag on his head.

The old man lifted the reins of his horse and drove the carriage over.

"It's a bit difficult to have a child. "The old man has a little headache, Lin Yi is such a young child, the family has all been killed, no matter what, he will definitely not live long, he also saw a one-eyed gray wolf running over, if you leave it alone, it is estimated that it will be taken away and eaten by the wolf at night.

But if you take care of it, this kind of thing is always a trouble, and if the perpetrator finds that there is such a hidden danger left, he will definitely come back to chase and kill again in the future.

Even if the perpetrator does not find out, the orphan has witnessed the tragic death of his relatives, and when he grows up, he will inevitably seek revenge from the enemy. If the child is too young and doesn't remember, it would be fine, but when the old man looked at Lin Yi's appearance, he didn't think that Lin Yi would not remember the appearance of the perpetrator.

And from Lin Yi's little fear, and even adapted to the appearance of blood and corpses, this kid was not frightened at all. Well, another genius who has been tenacious since he was a child, why do you always pick up such a genius?

Although I am so jade tree in the wind, fairy wind bones, but I always pick up some geniuses, I am also very distressed!

The old man sighed shamelessly.

"Mo, what do you think should be done with this matter?" the old man thought about it, and decided to ask the opinion of the purple-haired boy in the carriage.

The purple-haired boy poked his head out, and Mo had a handsome face, although he was still young, he already had the quality of a Zhengtai. But looking at his handsome appearance, you can know that if he grows up, he will definitely be a handsome guy.

What attracted Lin Yi the most was not Mo Junqiao's appearance, but his pupils.

His pupils are rare heterochromatic pupils, the one on the left is a very brilliant ruby red, and the one on the right is pure gold.

Two completely different, but equally gorgeous and pure pupils, would appear on a person's body at the same time.

The combination of the two different pupils, coupled with Mo's own 'beauty', makes him look a little more charming, a little ...... Evil feeling, but not annoying.

"Touch your conscience, and if you don't feel it hurts, then leave it alone. Mo said this very plainly.

The old man actually did so, put one hand on his chest, felt it carefully, nodded and said, "It doesn't hurt at all, what is conscience, have I ever had it?"

"Since you don't, then what's the nonsense, let's go. ”

The old man agreed with Mo's words, but unfortunately the little girl did not.

"Grandpa. ”

Whether the old man has a conscience or not, I really don't know this, but at least he is a tender person, the little girl's grandfather made him soften, and he sighed helplessly: "It seems that we have to raise one more person again." ”

"Pray!" said with a blank face, "Pray that he eats less, otherwise our already overburdened expenses will collapse completely." ”

"Hmm!" The old man nodded deeply at Mo's words.

"Hey, where are you going to take me?" Lin Yi was a little confused, what kind of rhythm is this, why do you want to follow them, shouldn't you.

"Take you home for the teacher. The old man didn't lift his eyelids.

"What, as a teacher, are you Tang Seng?"

"What is Tang Seng, does this have anything to do with me being your master?"

"Of course, if you are not Tang Seng, why do you accept me, a big man who has lived for hundreds of years, as an apprentice. ”

"Oh!" the old man, Ai Yi and the little girl nodded suddenly, and then there was no more follow-up, the old man continued to close his eyes and recuperate, Ai Yi ran to Mo's side to ask for candy, and the little girl lifted the reins of the horse and drove the horse away.

"Hey, I'm telling the truth. ”

"I know, I know, I know, a big man who has lived for hundreds of years. ”

"Hey, no one believes it these days, to be honest. Lin Yi was speechless, the old man and they all took what Lin Yi said as a joke, although the joke was not funny.