The Taoist fortune teller is not ugly, he is really ugly!

I often hear people say that people can't look good, they all have two eyes, a nose and a mouth, no matter how ugly they are, how ugly can they be.

But today, Han Long and the others looked at the person in front of them, and they really wanted to say, "It's too ugly, it's too ugly." ”

It's not that Han Long and the others are not polite, but it's really ugly.

Not to mention the big and small eyes, the whites of the eyes are almost no longer black, the eyes still have the thick black circles, the pockmarks on the face, there is a very collapsed nose, and the huge nostrils seem to be about to turn out.

The two ears are standard whistle ears, and they can even move on their own, which is quite spiritual.

As soon as he spoke, the only organ that could be seen, his "little cherry mouth" also revealed its true face, and his mouth full of black teeth, as if he had just eaten a mouthful of silt.

In addition, there seems to be something on the teeth, and when he speaks, that breath is really spicy.

Han Long looked at Guan Ke, who should have been waiting for him for a long time, and it really took a lot of effort to suppress the feeling in his heart.

"What do you want to count, gentleman?"

"What are you nobles, what is the poor way for you!" As soon as Han Long asked, Guan Ke immediately made a joke that was not big or small, and all of a sudden, the already unkind faces of Li Ru and the others became even more gloomy.

"The Taoist priest is interesting when he said this, the old man can say that you want to provoke me and wait?"

Li Ruping is not a very serious person, but after he saw Guan Ke today, he didn't give him a good face directly, and Cao Chun and Xu Rong on the side had already put their hands on the saber on their waists, and they had the intention of killing people if they didn't agree.

And Han Long didn't mean to ease the atmosphere, Guan Ke was just a joke, but they were really not familiar with it.

However, since Guan Ke said this, it was naturally not because he was stupid, I saw Guan Ke smile loudly, and then bow again.

"What the old man just meant was that you are all nobles, and of course this is a matter of nobles!"

"What's the matter with your nobles?"

"Nature is the future, career!"

After Guan Ke finished speaking, he bowed to everyone again.

And when they heard that Guan Ke wanted to calculate their future, they couldn't help but laugh a little, among which Xu Rong stepped forward first, "Xu Rong of a certain family, I don't know what you can calculate as a Taoist priest, but do you need a certain family to give you a birthday?"

"No, no, no!" Guan Ke waved his hand very boldly, and then looked at Xu Rong, "The general's appearance is very majestic, the sky is round, of course he is talented, and the future future can be described as smooth sailing!"

Guan Ke first praised Xu Rong vigorously, and Xu Rong, who heard the praise, did not have any gratitude and happiness, but was even more disdainful, and almost said the words "charlatan".

However, Guan Ke's later words made his face a lot more solemn.

"Although the general is upright, but the character is too strong, although the future will not be wrong because of arrogance, but this upright character will make you die on the battlefield at a critical moment, although you can't be shrouded in horse leather, but you can also fall into a trampled end like flesh. ”

"Hahahaha...."Hearing that he would be trampled like meat in the end, Xu Rong laughed instead of being angry.

"Trampling like meat puree, a certain family often leads a large army to crush the enemy, and then tramples into meat puree, today I actually heard that a certain family is also this end, interesting, interesting!"

"The general will wait and see, today a certain family sent the general four sentences, I hope the general can remember. ”

"Tell me about it!"

"The wind rises on the Tianbi Mountain, the world is shocked by the Weishui River, the sky descends on the divine fire and I am the peak, and the day of the earth sinks ten thousand horses. ”

Xu Rong's face was still as usual, but there was a trace of struggle in his eyes, he couldn't understand the last three sentences of these four sentences, but he understood the first sentence, his inheritance was obtained from a secret realm on Tianbi Mountain.

The appearance of the Xiliang Iron Horse is really the wind on Tianbi Mountain.

"Tianbi Mountain, Weishui River, where is this, what is the divine fire that day, and what is the subsidence of the earth?"

Xu Rong pretended to ask casually, but Guan Ke just said, the time has not come, and when the time comes, the general will know.

Li Ru and Cao Chun both glanced at Xu Rong, but seeing that Xu Rong didn't mean what he wanted to say, he didn't ask anything more, and then Cao Chun walked out.

"Since General Xu Rong has calculated it, then a certain family will also try it, but a certain family doesn't want to calculate the future, a certain family wants to calculate another thing, a certain family..."

Cao Chun's words hadn't finished yet, and Guan Ke directly said his answer.

"The general can't see it!"

After hearing these words, Cao Chun, who was still excited, suddenly stopped his words, and his face became a little gloomy, and he could even be said to be lonely.

Guan Ke looked at Cao Chun's gloomy face, and just laughed, "Although the general can't see it, but what the general wants has been achieved, but you, the general..."

"My life is hard, and it should be like this, and it should be like this!hahahaha..." Cao Chun interrupted Guan Ke's words this time, and then laughed and returned to his position, "Ben will also see if this ending is as you said." ”

Li Ru looked at Cao Chun and Xu Rong, and knew that this Guan Ke really had some ability, so he looked at Guan Ke and asked softly directly.

"The Taoist chief calculated the old man, how did the old man die?"

"Die before you get out of school. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, Han Long's face collapsed in a flash, but at the same time, Li Ru's face smiled directly, "If this is really the case, if you really come to that point, then the old man can be regarded as a success, very good, very good!"

He didn't seem to be worried that he would die at all, he had his own ambition in his heart, and he knew that if he really deserved the evaluation of "die before leaving the school", then he must have taken the plan to the last step.

If he really got to that point, he would really die without complaint, he didn't know if that thing could succeed, but if he got to that point, what he learned in this life would live up to his years.

And Han Long's face became more and more ugly, just because he knew this guy's ability.

According to historical records, this Guan Ke has almost never missed in his life, and the only mistake is that he miscalculated the life and death of a person, but that is also excusable.

If this Guan Ke really has such a ability, then these things he said will become true, Cao Chun's words he has not understood what they mean, but Xu Rong's trampling into mud and Li Ru's death before he became a teacher are not good results.

At this time, Guan Ke walked in front of Han Long and bowed to Han Long.

"Does the Taoist want to give the Lone King a calculation?"

"Your Highness has something on your mind at this time, do you need to calculate it for Your Highness?"

"I have a lot on my mind, I don't know where to start!" Han Long shook his head, then changed the topic and continued, "I don't know if the Dao Master can stargaze?"

"The things of the stars are all-encompassing, and I dare not talk about it!"

"What can the Dao Chief teach me about the current astrological phenomena?" Han Long stretched out his hand and pointed to the bright sky above him.

"Yesterday, Poor Dao really watched the sky at night, wanting to see what the general trend of the world is..."At this time, Guan Ke sold a pass, with a strange look on his face, and everyone who watched it was also curious by him.

"That Dao Chang watched the sky at night last night, but what did he gain?" Han Long smiled all over his face, wanting to hear what Guan Ke could say.

"Poor Dao is really rewarding!"

"Oh, say it, say it!"

"Poor Dao's neck today hurts a lot!"

Li Ru: "......."

Xu Rong: "......."

Cao Chun: "......."

In the end, it was Han Long who directly saved the situation for them: "Kidney pain, that has to be made up, Dao Chang is still young, if the kidney is broken, it will be too bad!"

Guan Ke: "...... After so many years, it's the first time that the poor road has been pouted!"

"The lonely king once had a little black fat man who taught in his dreams every day, specializing in teaching a certain family how to pry people, and it was already very hard to endure before. ”

"That's... That's really a senior!"

"But the Daoist can't tell the truth, what did the Daoist see yesterday?"

Guan Ke also returned to his normal appearance at this time, and he looked like this, and his ugly face was even a little dignified, "Poor Dao watched the stars last night, and there were two stars that were the most important. ”

"Dao Chief, please speak!"

"First, the stars will be shining, the great benefit of the song, if there is no accident, within two or three days, His Royal Highness should be able to get the defection of several civil and military heroes, if you can seize this opportunity, Your Highness thinks that you will be able to make your prestige three points stronger!"

When Han Long heard this, he knew that this Guan Ke really didn't disappoint him.

He summoned three generals, as well as a Legalist Zhang Tang, but Guan Ke didn't know.

If he really saw this from the aspect of observing the sky at night, then his ability could really be taken a good look.

However, Han Long was not very excited, since Guan Ke said that there was another one, then the other one was more important.

"Tell me what the other thing is, I think this matter is more important than the star!"

"Yes!" Guan Ke's face was very serious at this time, he looked at Han Long, and at the same time looked at the three people beside Han Long, "In addition to the bright heart, Poor Dao also saw another thing, that is, Sirius appeared again!"

"You're saying there will be war in the future?"

"Or maybe it's already started!" Guan Ke said in a deep voice, "This time, I look at the celestial phenomena, Sirius has completely set south, although I haven't waited here for any news, but I'm afraid that news will soon appear in Chaoge City!"