Chapter 37: The Old Tree Man 3
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"What the hell do you want?!"
This sentence seems to have been asked by the old dragon four times, nagging - this is probably a common problem of many old people!
Tao Xiaozhi only has a wry smile, people are always forgetful, which is also a common problem of many old people!
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Return me to roast the deer, and you take the bird!"
"And me!" Brother Xiaohu hurriedly shouted, "I am the most important bargaining chip!"
No matter how important Brother Xiaohu is, but no one sees it, even Lao Long throws her out with disdain, and she is no longer a bargaining chip.
"Okay, deal!" said the old dragon.
This doesn't seem to be the first time I've said it.
The aroma has long since disappeared, where is the roast deer hiding?
I saw that the trunk of the old dragon suddenly "creaked", and a "door" opened, and in an instant, the strong smell of roasting spread again, and the trunk was like a cabinet, divided into three layers, the bottom layer had some wild fruits and other food, and the upper layer was a mushroom roast deer!
Tao Xiaozhi and Brother Xiaohu exclaimed in unison: "It's amazing!!"
The old dragon laughed and said, "This is my 'granary', it's very exquisite! I also have 'bookshelves', 'arsenal' and 'utility room' and so on!"
The body of the old dragon is simply a wonderful museum!
Brother Xiaohu scratched his head and said, "Is this your 'stomach'?"
The old dragon smiled: "Of course not, my stomach is still in the taproot! internal organs and * and so on are below, you don't have to be like you, you have to find a place to go to the toilet, I want to pull it~~~Hehe~~~~"
It turned out to be an open defecation guy! However, the "ground" here is just "underground".
"Okay!" the old dragon said to Tao Xiaozhi, "The roast deer is here, you come and get it, remember to leave the three birds inside~~~"
The more than a dozen old vines of the old dragon were lined up, down, left and right, open like ink claws, dancing like ribbons, very soft, without any nervousness.
Brother Xiaohu whispered to Tao Xiaozhi: "Don't go, this is obviously a trap!"
Tao Xiaozhi held the bird's nest and said, "Don't be afraid, I still have them as 'bird quality'!"
Tao Xiaozhi walked towards the roast deer, without a gun, his steps were light and free, and he was not nervous!
Does he believe in himself, or does he believe in the old dragon?
However, some things are not as complicated as people think, it's just that you think too much, which can only show that your mind is a little complicated, and maybe a little hot.
In short, this is not a trap, because perhaps the old dragon attaches too much importance to the three birds, there are too many twists and turns and bizarre plots not far away, which may have whetted the appetite of many readers, but behind the dull plot, there may be a scene of clouds and rain, wind and clouds!
That's what happened mentally - nothing is impossible here!
In other words, the most exciting part of the plot is the psychological struggle! But unfortunately, this wonderful part was not written much because of the author's poor writing and short-sightedness!
Self-deprecation or not, the story still has to be told by me.
It is said that at that time, after a fierce psychological struggle, Tao Xiaozhi and Lao Longlong finally completed the handover ceremony calmly and got what the other party wanted.
But the result of the psychological struggle is usually the fuse of the fight!
After the old dragon got the bird, his face sank with a stroke of "Cangmen", and more than ten old vines stabbed from all sides, straight to Tao Xiaozhi!!
Fortunately, Tao Xiaozhi was mentally prepared after some psychological struggle, jumped out, and jumped out of the attack range of the old dragon.
"Why are you so lacking in morality?!" Brother Xiaohu said indignantly, "You don't abide by business rules at all!
What Brother Xiaohu is nervous about is not Tao Xiaozhi's life, but the roast deer in his hand.
In the rivers and lakes (or business), the most unruly is often the winner! As the so-called winner is king, the one who cares about the rules is unruly!
Brother Xiaohu didn't scold, such a scolding attracted the attention of the old dragon!
"Whoosh !!"
Several old vines shot out like arrows, hitting Brother Xiaohu everywhere!!
Of course, Brother Xiaohu is not a trickster, he immediately grabbed the beast hunting fork, rode a horse and shot arrows, and hurriedly stabbed out dozens of forks - "burn the bag fork !!!"
Of course, the "roasted bun fork fork" pays attention to "fast and accurate", so that more baked buns are inserted!
But what she forks now is not "burning buns", but old vines, such as old vines for noodles!
Whether it is a noodle eater or a martial arts practitioner, everyone knows that this trick is not used in the wrong place, but in the wrong place!
But Brother Xiaohu made a hasty move, there is so much consideration there!
This led directly to her defeat - the hunting fork was so entangled that she couldn't pull it out, and, to make matters worse, the other two vines also fell in love with her thighs, and they were stuck with her!
What's worse is that the old dragon still has four old vines left, and he has nothing to do, and is proudly doing wave movements!
"Ho Ho Ho !!"
The old dragon opened his bow left and right, and four tree vines whipped Brother Xiaohu and slapped him!
"A !! of a Standout"
Tao Xiaozhi had to drop the roast deer and make a move, and it was a shot straight to the face of the old dragon!
Of course, the old dragon was so frightened that he retracted all the vines, and tried his best to deal with Tao Xiaozhi's side, so he barely caught this move, and then counterattacked at the group level, but Tao Xiaozhi jumped out of the range he could attack.
Brother Xiaohu also jumped out of that circle and stood on the united front with Tao Xiaozhi.
"I finally know his weakness," Brother Xiaohu whispered to Tao Xiaozhi, "The trunk is his weakness, because there is almost no defense there, just a few old rattan whips to whip around!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "He also has a weakness: he only has two eyes!"
"Are two eyes also a weakness?" Brother Xiaohu didn't seem to understand this sentence very well.
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Because you only have two eyes, you can only see the front, and the back is a good place to be stabbed......
"Hidden arrows hurt people," Brother Xiaohu said seriously, "This handsome guy never does it......"
Although Brother Xiaohu's statement is a bit euphemistic (because she is a liar), but people in the rivers and lakes, whether they are unruly or unruly, they all have the final say, and the winner is the king!
As he spoke, their souls were shocked* and they were shocked that six of the old vines of the old dragon suddenly had a weapon: a total of fourteen broadswords and two wooden sticks!
Of course, the "six vines" mentioned here are inaccurate, because some of them are not very stable, perhaps because they need to exert more force, and some are two or three vines holding a weapon.
Where did these knives and sticks come from? Could it be that the old dragon could still do magic?
The old dragon smiled: "Didn't I tell you a long time ago: I still have an 'arsenal'!"
The trunk of the old dragon is so thick, so straight and so long, of course, it is not strange to have an "arsenal", not to mention the dense foliage, you can hide as many weapons as you want.
Whether it's to run away, or to fight, that's the question.
Because they had to deal not with one man or one tree, but with four knives, two sticks, and a dozen or so old vines that could move!
It's a battle of roasted deer!