Chapter 127: Quarrel
"You monkey, you obviously killed someone's wife and have a hard mouth, I don't care about you when I see someone's husband come to the door later. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Tang Seng no longer cared about the corpse of the white bone spirit, and walked to the side of the white dragon horse.
"Oh, I hope you don't cause me trouble, what else can you do if you get involved in it except for reciting the spirit of the other monsters to me, you are a wasted person who has achieved nothing. ”
"Even your own master doesn't know respect, and you're just a stinky monkey who can only make jokes. Sha Seng said.
"Do you have something to do now, when to speak and when not to speak, don't you understand, do you want me to teach you how to speak over and over again, do you guess you can understand?" Sun Wukong glared at the sand monk and roared.
"Vomit~" Zhu Bajie was still vomiting.
"Noisy and noisy, day by day I only know noisy and noisy, how can I go to Xitian if it goes on like this?"
Zhu Bajie's words reached Tang Seng's ears, and Tang Seng's ears wrinkled.
"Once a man has a goal, then there is only that goal in his eyes, and everything else is a stumbling block when he rushes to that goal, and he never stops to look at the scenery along the way, to listen to the kind reminders given to him by nature, nor to greet a flower that blooms and stretches in the sun. Tang Seng sighed.
"The dead monk is so literary and artistic every day, and I haven't seen you greet any flowers. Sun Wukong complained.
"Hello, Xiaohua'er, I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and I want to go to the West to learn scriptures, would you like to go with me, oh, I don't want to, just forget it. ”
Tang Seng squatted in front of a small flower under a tree and muttered to himself.
"It's over, it's over, the monk is crazy, the dead monkey blames you!" After Zhu Bajie finished spitting, he began to throw the pot to Sun Wukong.
"Blame me, this monk is born with a hole in his brain, and blame me, I really beep the dog, I just scolded him, he was so mentally retarded. ”
"That is, your mantra is too difficult to remember, because you have to memorize your mantra, so this monk has to turn his brain often to memorize, and over time he will use his brain badly, and he still blames you. ”
Zhu Bajie was determined to throw this pitch-black pot on Sun Wukong.
"What the hell is this logic, not only did I not force him to remember it, but I also wanted him to forget it quickly, who do you think hurts when he recites the mantra. ”
"Of course you hurt. The sand monk continued.
"Yes, of course... Stop me or run away!"
Sun Wukong, who realized that something was wrong, immediately reacted, and was about to chase after Sha Seng with the golden hoop stick.
"I recite the mantra of who hurts, well, it's a good material to discuss. Tang Seng nodded.
"I'm just a metaphor, a metaphor, to prove that your IQ has nothing to do with me, and I say how you are mentally retarded and mentally retarded to have a sense of superiority. Sun Wukong kept roaring at Tang Seng.
"What's the matter, what's the matter, is it that saying hello to Xiaohuahua is mentally retarded, then did I tell you?" Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong and the three of them and said dissatisfiedly.
"What's wrong with us, you can tell me about it. ”
"You, Sun Wukong always grabs the bed with me, did I tell you?"
"Come on, not only do you talk about me, but you also kick me with your feet. Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, "Your feet are still very smelly, which makes me suffocate." ”
Sun Wukong pinched his neck and knelt on the ground and pretended to be about to suffocate.
After Sun Wukong was kicked down by the sand monk, he roared angrily and pressed the sand monk on it, and raised his hand to the face of the sand monk with two fists.
"The tiger is not powerful, you really think I am a sick cat. ”
"Aren't you a monkey?" Zhu Bajie added.
"You shut up for me, you nerd, you eat the most every day and do the least, in addition to walking with us, I am here to fight monsters, and it is that stupid thing to carry luggage, what have you done except touching your rake and boasting that you were very handsome before!"
"I'm not happy if you say that, I used to be the most beautiful man in Heaven," Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes, "It's just that I was reincarnated on a pig's womb."
"Stop, stop, I'm about to vomit your bullshit story, what Chang'e has a crush on you, the Jade Emperor is not happy with you, the whole court is jealous of your handsomeness, evil is not disgusting, you just say, evil is not disgusting. ”
"It's not disgusting, I'm proud!"
"Then you pee like you are now, and then tell me, evil is not disgusting, evil is not disgusting. ”
Zhu Bajie stopped talking, and the sand monk under Sun Wukong laughed.
"Smile and smile, don't think that I just said that you were praising you by picking up luggage, I mean that a waste like you can only pick up luggage, and even if you pick luggage, you are also the lowest level in the luggage industry, pick a luggage, you still walk so fast, do you have wings on your legs or do you think this luggage is too light, do you want me to find you a stone for you to carry on your back?" Sun Wukong stretched out his hand again and punched Sha Seng twice in the face.
"I walked ahead with my luggage to prevent you from being caught in the traps used by the hunters of the forest to catch animals, but my kindness was taken for the liver and lungs of a donkey. ”
"Pull it down, when have you seen the traps that hunters use to catch beasts along the way. Sun Wukong laughed at the sand monk who was pressed under him and said.
The sand monk took a deep breath and kicked Sun Wukong out with a sharp kick.
After Sun Wukong landed, he stood up with a snort, and there was an iron trap on his buttocks.
"Why the hell is this thing in this place!" Sun Wukong endured the pain and took the trap off his buttocks, looking at the blood stains on it, he felt that his buttocks were unconscious.
"Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, but you still claim to be sharp-eyed, and you can't even see the traps along the road. ”
Sha Seng patted his body and stood up, mocking Sun Wukong.
"Hey, hey, hey, how many times have I said that my fiery eyes are used to break delusion, just take the white bone spirit just now as an example, in your eyes, she may be a peerless beauty, but in my eyes..."
"She is also a peerless beauty. Sha Seng said first.
"You shut up for me, and then press her eyes to see that she is a white bone, which is also the power of my fiery eyes, breaking delusion, destroying all falsehood, and restoring the original face of things. ”
"Then you see that I should have seen my handsome face directly, alas, no wonder you used to always be courteous to me, but I didn't expect that my handsomeness could not only impress the young and ignorant little girl, but also let go of you, a monkey covered in hair. ”
Zhu Bajie sighed and stretched out his hand to hold his head, like a contemplative expression.
Sun Wukong didn't speak, and his response to Zhu Bajie was only a golden hoop stick.