Chapter 273: Open Your Mouth!
Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng walking towards the forest, and let out a long sigh. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I'm not as good as a pig. He said.
"What can make the monkey scream must be some kind of amazing monster, monk, if you see that the situation is not right, you can run quickly, and if you run slowly, I may not be able to save you. Zhu Bajie cautiously looked at the forest in front of him and said.
Tang Seng nodded slightly.
After a while, they came to the place where Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng left just now, and saw Sun Wukong lying on the ground.
"Monkey, what's wrong with you, monkey, don't scare me, monkey. Zhu Bajie hurriedly rushed over and helped Sun Wukong up from the ground, his tone was very anxious.
Sun Wukong opened his eyes, and his expression was distorted.
Zhu Bajie saw that the plant that had eaten the flies and moths that was still there just now was gone, and shouted: "I just said it was a monster, and now I prove that what I said is right." ”
Sun Wukong didn't speak, his face was bitter, and he didn't let go of his hands under him.
"Monkey, what's wrong with you, I didn't see where you were hurt, why did you have this expression. Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong suspiciously.
"Below..."Sun Wukong squeezed out these two words from between his teeth.
Zhu Bajie looked down and saw Sun Wukong's two furry hands.
"What are you doing here. Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand and pulled away Sun Wukong's hand, startled by what was in front of him.
Zhu Bajie covered his mouth in surprise.
Between above the Monkey King's thing, the strange plant was swaying with its sharp teeth as a fixture on it.
"What did you do, how could this thing bite this thing of yours. Zhu Bajie hurriedly took two steps back, and covered his crotch in fear, for fear that something like this would come out of nowhere and bite his thing.
"I'm just peeing on it, who knows..."Sun Wukong's expression was still distorted.
"...."A cold sweat broke out on Zhu Bajie's head.
"I told you just now that this thing is a monster, and you still don't believe it, so it's a trick. Zhu Bajie shouted.
"This shouldn't be a goblin. Tang Seng also leaned over and looked carefully at Sun Wukong's underneath, "It doesn't have the slightest intelligence, this kind of action is just instinct." ”
Zhu Bajie thought that this thing only ate moths in front of him just now, and it was difficult to agree with Tang Seng's words.
"Now is not the time to discuss what it is, can you find a way to get it off my thing first, and then let it bite down, and then I will become a monk. Sun Wukong shouted.
"What you said is not right, the monk is not without that thing, the monk just can't use it, if you don't have this thing, maybe you still can't be a monk, but you should be able to be a eunuch. Zhu Bajie said.
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and dragged Zhu Bajie over and glared at him angrily: "I'm not joking with you, hurry up and find a way to get this thing off my thing, otherwise I'll let you know the end of my anger." ”
Zhu Bajie shuddered and took two steps back.
"Monk, what do you think?" Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng.
"Cut it off. Tang Seng's answer was concise and clear, not procrastinating at all.
"Dead monk, do you want to take this opportunity to take revenge on me. Sun Wukong shouted wildly.
"Then what else can we do, you can be tortured like this by this thing, even if we want to find something to pry it open, it is simply impossible. Tang Seng said seriously, but there was always an unconcealable smile on his face.
"You're glad to see that I'm unlucky, you perverted monk!" roared Sun Wukong.
"Anyway, you don't need this thing, it's a disaster to keep it, it's better to take this opportunity to eradicate it, and it will be good to break your thoughts about Zixia Fairy." Zhu Bajie said.
Sun Wukong's face sank.
Zhu Bajie realized that he had said the wrong thing, and his face became a little ugly.
"I mean, maybe it's God's instructions, aren't cats and dogs going to be honest after they are sterilized, maybe it's Shangmai that you feel you're too grumpy, and you're going to calm down. Zhu Bajie said.
"Then why don't you come this pig!" Sun Wukong closed his eyes in pain.
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong's painful expression, and felt that his body was also cold, and his hands were tighter.
"What the hell is this? Tang Seng continued to look at the plant.
"Whatever it is, find a pair of scissors, or just tear it up. Sun Wukong shouted.
"Why don't you do it yourself, what if we hit your thing too hard and dirty our hands?" Zhu Bajie said.
The anger in Sun Wukong's eyes was already about to burn Zhu Ba into ashes.
"Of course I can't pull it out, I don't know what the ingredients of this thing are, it's so tough, no matter how hard I try, it's like it's growing on it. Sun Wukong felt a little sad, but he could encounter such a thing when he went to the toilet.
"Grow on it, then when we sleep in the open, it's cool, this thing can catch mosquitoes, and there will be no mosquitoes where you are in the future, that's not beautiful. Zhu Bajie said with a smile.
"That's right, mosquitoes. Sun Wukong patted his head and said.
"Go find me mosquitoes, the more the better!" Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie.
"What do you want that thing for, to feed it so it bites tighter?" asked Zhu Bajie.
"Doesn't it have to open its mouth when it eats, and I won't be saved if it opens its mouth? Sun Wukong said.
"When did you become so smart? Zhu Bajie was stunned.
The forest was full of mosquitoes, and Zhu Bajie grabbed several of them casually.
He squatted in front of Sun Wukong with a large handful of mosquitoes, and looked at the strange thing under Sun Wukong's crotch with some embarrassment.
"Where is it?" Zhu Bajie asked Sun Wukong.
"Just put it on it. Sun Wukong pointed to the plant and said.
"Oh. Zhu Bajie nodded, and as soon as he let go of his hand, countless mosquitoes fell under Sun Wukong.
"It's itchy, damn, I let you put it on top of that plant, I didn't let you put it on top of that thing. Sun Wukong glared at Zhu Bajie and said.
"What can I do, the mosquitoes are all alive, and it's not like I want them to go there. Zhu Bajie said.
"Then you're not going to kill them all first and then put them on top?" roared Sun Wukong.
Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Seng next to him, and his tone was quite resentful: "Do you think this is possible?"
Sun Wukong was stunned, and when he thought of Tang Seng's temper, he no longer blamed Zhu Bajie.
Sun Wukong endured the tingling sensation of mosquitoes crawling on his thing, and prayed in his heart that the plant would open its mouth quickly.