"Big, big, big... King, there's a monkey outside, and he says he wants to see you. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "The people of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea were knocked open, and a Wang Ba rushed in with a rolling belt.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea pushed the maid who was lying on his crotch away and lifted his pants.

"How many times have I said it, knock on the door and knock on the door, don't you understand this rule, is it that I haven't drunk Wang Ba Tang in the past few days, so you just leave the things I told behind?!"

"No, my lord."

"Don't blame him, if he hadn't rushed in just now, I'm afraid your Crystal Palace would not be safe. Sun Wukong's voice came from outside the door, "What were you doing just now?"

"It's about your horse-stepping, come on, arrest this monkey who dares to trespass into the palace of this king for me, I've been venting a little too much these days, eat a monkey brain to make up for it." The dragon king shouted.

"I'm just here to beg you for something, you actually want to kill me, you have such a vicious heart. Sun Wukong looked at the shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were summoned in by the Dragon King, and his tone was very cold.

"Bah, I don't know where you came from, if you want to ask me for something, you should bow your head step by step and kneel outside and wait for my prime minister to report to me, dare to trespass into the Dragon Palace, no matter who you are, you will die. ”

"What are you still doing in a daze, do him!"

After the dragon king finished speaking, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals hugged Sun Wukong, and the dragon king showed a smug expression, beckoned and pressed the maid just now into his crotch again.

"Isn't it unfair that so many of you beat me up? Sun Wukong sneered.

"Fairness, only the strong are qualified to be fair, you monkey who doesn't know whether to live or die, I have changed my mind now, you are so stupid, my IQ will also drop after eating your brain, and after you are caught, I will tie you to the Dinghaishen needle and use you to feed..."

The voice of the Dragon King of the East China Sea stopped abruptly, and this insignificant monkey in his eyes was not rubbed on the ground by his shrimp soldier crab as he imagined.

The monkey plucked a handful of hair from himself, and scattered in the water turned into countless monkeys exactly like him.

", what the hell is this.."

"Escort, stop fighting, escort!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea didn't even bother to mention his pants this time, and hid behind the dragon chair with a big white buttocks.

"What the hell are you doing here? The dragon king kicked away the old Wang Ba, who was also hiding behind the dragon chair.

Lao Wang Ba rolled on the ground a few times and was trampled under the feet of several Sun Wukong, he saw that the situation was not right, he shrunk into the shell, no matter how Sun Wukong called, he refused to stick his head out.

"Old man, why don't you have any fights here. Sun Wukong slipped the dragon king out, "The little thing is quite chic." ”

", let go of me, do you know who I am, there are people on top of me, if you dare to do anything to me, I will definitely send someone down to get you, if you know me, let me go quickly, otherwise... What are you going to do, I'm telling you don't mess around."

Sun Wukong slowly put down the long knife hovering on the Dragon King's little brother, and looked at the Dragon King with a smile: "Are you still crazy?"

"No.. I'm not crazy anymore.." The Dragon King shivered at the long knife that was glowing with cold light, and shook his head hurriedly.

In the corner next to the Dragon Palace, two small dragons hid there and whispered.

"Big brother, Dad is threatening, should we go up and help?"

"Help you get bigger, you forgot how the third brother died, the death of the third brother left us a lesson, don't look down on anyone," said the relatively large dragon glanced at Sun Wukong, and then quickly retracted his head, "Of course, monkeys are no exception, not to mention this monkey that has been domineering and leaking, the two of us can only send death when we rush out now, so let's stay here first and adapt to the situation." ”

"Big brother is right. ”

Xiaolong nodded.

"I'm not talking nonsense, I heard others say that you have a lot of treasures here, and I'm here to pick a weapon to take advantage of today. Sun Wukong let go and threw the dragon king on the dragon chair.

"Baby, you said it earlier, baby I have a lot here, tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you immediately." The Dragon King bowed his waist and nodded at Sun Wukong.

"What treasures are there?"

"All the swords, guns, swords, and halberds, come, I'll take you to my treasure house, and you can take whatever you like." The dragon king lifted his pants in a dashing manner, and then walked towards a deep path with Sun Wukong.

"Others say that your dragon king is a stingy ghost, but I didn't expect you to be quite generous. ”

Sun Wukong looked at the weapons in front of him, jumping left and right, and looked back at the dragon king with a flattering smile on his face from time to time.

Dare to say that I am a stingy ghost, and I will let you know how powerful I am later, the dragon king thought secretly.

"Where, I can't use these things anyway, since you want to take them, as long as you can take them, by the way, I forgot to tell you, these are peerless weapons, you know, but if you add the word peerless, the weight will definitely not be light, so these weapons may not be able to be picked up." ”

"Oh, it's not so heavy. Sun Wukong swam in front of a trident, stretched out his hand, gently picked up the sword halberd, and waved it a few times, "It's so-so." ”

Seeing this scene, the dragon king's eyes are about to fall, this halberd has a great origin, the legend is that it is a sea god's weapon, weighing many, many pounds, he has also tried to pick it up, but it all ended in attempt.

Could it be because there is buoyancy in the water, so he can easily pick it up, the dragon king patted his head and said to Sun Wukong: "The weight you feel in the water is not accurate, you wait a while, I will release all the water in this room, and you try to pick it up and take a look." ”

The Dragon King took a deep breath, and the water in the room poured into his mouth with his breath.

"Gollum.. Right now.. Gollum.. You try again. "The dragon king's mouth is full of water, so his words are a little slurred.

Sun Wukong picked up the halberd again effortlessly and waved it a few times: "It feels a lot lighter than just now." ”

"Poof!" the dragon king's mouth squirted out of the water, "what the hell are you talking about?"

"What's wrong. Sun Wukong turned his head to look at the Dragon King, and there was already something unkind in his eyes.

"No, it's nothing, that's right, these things are spicy chicken, you come with me, I'll take you to see a real baby, a real peerless weapon. ”

"It just so happens that there are no weapons that I can look up to, so take me to see the peerless weapons in your mouth. Sun Wukong threw the halberd in his hand, and the huge impact actually caused the dragon king's small treasure house to appear in a vacuum state for a moment, which shows the magic of this weapon.

"Keep you satisfied. The corners of the Dragon King's mouth showed a smile of successful conspiracy.