Zhou Jian was also stunned, he learned English well, but it was impossible for him to get such a high score.

If you don't play like this, 96.5 is a math problem in the first grade of elementary school.

Teacher Bai said: "I'll give you a whole number, 95 points, if you go to 95, I won't care about the usual grades, how many points you roll, the total score is how many points, but if you don't reach 95, even if you fail, don't say I didn't give you a chance, please sit down." ”

Zhou Jian scolded secretly in his heart, the most poisonous woman's heart, and said, "Don't say that I didn't give you a chance", this is also called giving a chance, it's too ruthless, you forced it, don't blame me.

"Wait, teacher, I have a small request. ”

"What request?"

"If I don't get to 95 when the results come out, I have to look at my test papers. ”

In universities, the final exam papers are not sent to students after they are marked, so that students do not have to say that their papers have been judged incorrectly and then correct their grades.

Zhou Jian believes that he is unscrupulous, and it is not a problem to pass 95, but he is afraid that Mr. Bai will deliberately make things difficult and deduct his points.

Teacher Bai stared at Zhou Jian with wide eyes, good boy, he didn't believe me. "Okay, I'll show you. She still doesn't believe it, even those American students can't get a score of 95.

This is not an exaggeration, the English papers produced by Huaxia universities naturally have Chinese characteristics, not that you will do it if you understand it, just like Chinese students, although everyone is fluent in Chinese, I have not heard of anyone who can get a full score in the Chinese college entrance examination. Someone once showed a foreigner the reading comprehension of a postgraduate entrance examination, and the foreigner only needed two minutes to read it, and then he said "so/easy" while doing the question, and after doing it, a pair of answers found that half of it was wrong. The foreigner was dumbfounded, and finally said to the person who asked the question: "You'd/better/go/to/the/hell/to/see/a/doctor/right/now (You'd better go to hell to see a doctor immediately)"

"Uh...... There is also a request, if my essay is free of grammatical errors and word errors, you can't deduct too many points from me. Zhou Jian thought about it and added another one.

Teacher Bai was furious, she felt that this student was playing tricks on herself, "Okay, if your essay is not mentally retarded and there are no mistakes, I will give you a full score!"

The whole class looked at the two people arguing in English, a little confused, this Zhou Jian, he didn't really want to score 95 points, right?

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That night, the mule rarely appeared in the dormitory, leaving his wife alone outside to keep the empty room, which was also no way, if he also lived there, his mind ran to his wife, and he couldn't calm down to review.

This guy returned to the dormitory with a copy of "History of Ancient Chinese Literature", and when he entered the door and saw Zhou Jian playing a game with a helmet, he couldn't help but be stunned, "Damn, you are fierce! Even the little prince of the Korean drama Xiaoyu went to self-study, and you still play games?"

Zhou Jian, who was in the game, replied impatiently, "Don't bother me, leveling up." ”

It is said that once the first batch of helmets were produced and entered the game, the sense of the outside world would be completely lost, and then a girl played the game with a helmet in an Internet café, and when she came home, she felt that her underwear was sticky, and then she found out that she was pregnant......

Because she couldn't find the child's father, the girl took the game helmet manufacturer to court, and finally the manufacturer had to improve the game helmet and increase the function of consciousness transfer, as long as the consciousness is transferred to the deity, you can even take the game helmet up and pour a glass of water.

"I heard my wife say that the teacher of your class A has made up her mind to hang you, good guy, 95 points, I don't know if she will pass the test herself. But you're so awesome, you actually made fun of the teacher in public. ”

The speed at which the girls spread the news was not ordinarily fast, Liang Yanmin had already reported what happened in the morning to the girls' dormitory, and the mule's wife naturally knew, so she relayed it to the mule.

"Who let her smash me first, good guy, 95 points are counted, although I can barely pass the test with my brother's strength, but the surname Bai doesn't know, obviously he's teasing me, okay, okay, I'm about to rise to 26, don't argue." "Zhou Jian hasn't practiced for a week, and now it is said that there are almost forty levels in Europe and the United States.

"Blow, you just blow hard, it's still 95, if you can get it, I'll ...... I'll just ......"

"What are you doing? Don't swear too badly, so if I get 95, you can help me wash my clothes for a semester and write my homework for another semester, how about it?"

"Damn! Is this still called vicious? My own clothes are washed for my wife, and my homework is also copied. ”

"One sheep is also reading, two sheep are also reading, in the same way, copying one copy is also copying, copying two copies is also copying, how about it, if I can't pass the test, I will help you write a semester's homework. ”

"You...... Haha, oops...... It's a nice and sunny day. Luo Haishan pretended to run to the balcony, "No, the pair on the back mountain seems to be fighting in the field, wow, the one in broad daylight is too brave." ”

"You just blow it, when will anyone go to the field except for the wild cats in the back mountain. ”

"Okay, you're amazing, I didn't say it was a human just now, ya, what did these two cats do, didn't you say that the wild cats are all hey at night?"

"Don't change the subject for me, are you willing to gamble or not. ”

"Yes, they all say that the hard ones are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal ones are afraid of the dead, I'm afraid of you. Luo Haishan cleaned up the book and pouted unwillingly, but then he remembered something funny and laughed happily.

"What are you smiling at?"

"By the way, my daughter-in-law came back to praise you, saying that some people in your English class said that you look like a star. ”

"Star, which one. Although Zhou Jian doesn't care much about his appearance, no one hates other people's praise after all.

"Ahem...... Luo Haishan deliberately coughed twice, stretched his tone and said, "Liu Yanbing......"

"Uh......" Zhou Jian's expression was quite wonderful for a while, specifically Liu Yanbing's commander was okay, but he always gave people a listless look like he was about to fall asleep at any time.

I fainted, and I was just a little sleepy when I was in class.

In the words of Chu Qingyun, although Zhou Jianchang is not particularly handsome, he has a sense of righteousness and gives people a feeling of reliability. Of course, Liu Yanbing is not ugly, but because of his deliberately funny performance style, the difference between his temperament and Zhou Jian is actually very big, and in general it is decadent, uh...... Maybe girls like it?

These girls are really speechless, people say that they look like celebrities and they are young and handsome idols, but they ...... said that it was hurting people, and I don't know if they really like it or not, saying that it is not harmful, it always makes you uncomfortable, he felt that Luo Haishan gave him a sweet date, and after eating it, he found that there was a fly in the date.

"I didn't lie to you, it was really the girl in your class who said it, two words - incisive!" Luo Haishan is still happy, such a fun thing, it's a waste not to take it out and damage him.

Zhou Jian pursed his lips, "I suddenly found out that you also look like a star, or your own family, maybe you are related." ”

"Who?"

"Luo Dayou. ”

“......”

"I think you are a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, anyway, learning is hanging, not learning is hanging, I am going out to study. ”

"Well, just admit defeat and come back with supper in the evening. ”

"Okay, I'll get you two catties of arsenic to eat. ”