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"Hee-hee。。。。。。 ”

It was a few brief sneers, but it wasn't as gloomy as it could be, and it became terrifying just in a terrifying environment—to put it bluntly, he was just a sheep in wolf's clothing!

However, Tao Xiaozhi and Brother Xiaohu really started a cold war without saying anything!

This is just a psychological trick, the weakness of human nature, you have me, he has, everyone has it!

"It turns out that the thief is not you!" Tao Xiaozhi sighed, withdrew the gun, and pulled Xiaohu up, "It seems that in addition to deceiving people, liars can also tell the truth!"

"Do you think I'm like a flower thief?" Brother Xiaohu actually laughed!

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "It's very like, except for the tofu flowers, you dare to pick any flower!"

Brother Xiaohu suddenly punched angrily, knocked Tao Xiaozhi away, and said angrily: "Damn*, how should I calculate the account just now?!"

Finally back to the topic: it turns out that Brother Xiaohu's mind is not as vast as he imagined.

Tao Xiaozhi got up and said with a smile: "Aren't we friends? If we are friends, we shouldn't care so much, this is enough for brothers~~~"

Brother Xiaohu sneered: "As the saying goes: If you are a friend, you can stick a knife in your ribs! But what I didn't expect is that you actually stabbed a friend twice, which is really enough for buddy!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Then what do you want?"

Brother Xiaohu deliberately thought for a long time, and said with a smile: "It's better to invite me to a full meal of roast deer, this is sincere enough!"

People die for desire, birds die for food, what is unexpected is that Brother Xiaohu's "desire" is actually "appetite", so in fact, people and birds think together.

"Then you can chase it back with me!" Tao Xiaozhi grabbed her hand and ran towards the source of the laughter just now!

Brother Xiaohu swore and said, "I will definitely help you soak her in your hands!!"

Laughter is not easy to find, because as soon as it pops out of its throat, it disappears into the invisible air. However, roast deer is easy to find, because its aroma lingers all around, and the nose and taste buds are extremely sensitive to it, and if it does not accidentally fall into someone's mouth, it is as obvious as the glowing sun, especially for those who are hungry!

To put it simply, the roast deer has finally been found!

It hangs on a tall but broken old pine tree! Roast deer or roast deer, without losing a single bone or fur, hangs intact on a tree with branches like giant palms, like a bent moon, teaching the hungry to look up, hang and sigh at its beauty!

Who hung the roast deer there?

Needless to say, by reasoning, it must have been the thief. Because the thief couldn't help sneering (I don't know why), his whereabouts were exposed, and Tao Xiaozhi and Brother Xiaohu chased after him in time, and the thief had to abandon the deer and flee, but he didn't want to waste this high-quality meat in vain, so he hung it on the tree, thinking of a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain and prepare for coming back to enjoy it in the future. Its intentions must be meticulous, but the aroma leaked out, which led to the failure of the thief's good strategy!

This reasoning is reasonable, everyone is satisfied, and the most satisfying thing is that the roast deer has been recovered.

Brother Xiaohu saw the roast deer hanging on the tree, and the opportunity to be courteous came again, how could she waste it in vain!

So, Brother Little Tiger performed that terrible light skill and jumped on the tree, and the tree almost vibrated like an elephant jumping on it, and the leaves fluttered and fell!

Why is it said that her light skills are "terrible"? Because as soon as she landed on the tree, she stepped on the air and fell to the ground like a frog, which is really not flattering!

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Your light skills are so poor, don't jump so high, it's just self-defeating!"

Brother Xiaohu climbed up and roared angrily: "People have misses, horses have stumbled, what's so funny!"

Brother Xiaohu then performed light skills again, and fell down awkwardly, and after repeating the above steps a few times, she grabbed the ground in anger!

Tao Xiaozhi almost laughed wildly, and it took a long time to spit out those words: "You can jump up, even pigs can climb trees!"

Brother Xiaohu was so angry that tears fell, and even the girl's most basic "nirvana" - stomping, coquettishness, crying, hanging, etc. - was almost used (it's just that she didn't break free from the shell of "Little Tiger Brother"), and roared: "It's not that I can't do light skills, it's that tree shook around, and when I was taught to land, I suddenly stepped on the air and fell down!"

Tao Xiaozhi continued to laugh and panted, and said: "If you can't do it yourself, don't blame the tree! A good tree, there is neither wind nor earthquake, why does it shake? Can the tree also dance? Don't be embarrassed to say it, anyway, it's not a shameful thing: it must be that you can't control the descent speed of light skills-beginners are like this, and if you don't fall so much, you will never be able to learn。。。。。 ”

"Damn!" Brother Xiaohu sighed and sulked and said angrily, "It seems that liars will always have a black pot to carry, and they will never be able to wipe off the brand on their buttocks for the rest of their lives。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "The deceptive kung fu that blames you is too unartistic, and you can tell that it is a fake at a glance。。。。。 ”

Brother Xiaohu sighed again and said: "Don't be a liar in the next life, be a cat and a dog, at least they are cute and charming。。。。。 ”

Whether this sentence is true or not, I'm afraid it will still be questioned!

"However, deceiving people is deceiving people," Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and pondered, "I found a strange phenomenon。。。。。 ”

"What a strange phenomenon? It can't be that all the liars in the world are women, right?"

"Not this one。。。。。 It was the tree that was tortured to the point that it danced, so why didn't that heavy and slippery roast deer fall?"

"Maybe it's not a deer, but a monkey who has made the woods his paradise。。。。。 ”

"But how did it manage to be so balanced when it was lying naked on a bare branch?"

"Maybe it's because it crosses the single-plank bridge a lot。。。。。 ”

"Takami!"

"However, I also found a strange phenomenon!"

"What kind of strange phenomenon? It can't be that all the world's opinions are said by handsome and dashing people like me, right?"

"Not this one。。。。。 It's the roasted deer, as if it's moving away from us step by step, if not delusionally!"

"What?!, they all say that your deceptive kung fu is too unartistic。。。。。 ”

"Don't believe it, look!"

"What?!It's not moving away, it's simply gone, right in front of our eyes!!"

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How could a roast deer be far away or even disappear? Could it really have grown wings and fly away?

This is a good explanation of why it is not winged, but what surprises them is not this, but even more so: it is not the roast deer that is flying, but the tree running!!

Trees can also run, could it be that they have grown legs and feet?!

That's right!!!

The pine tree had legs, and it had six legs, that is, six strong roots that grew out of the ground, which were almost thicker than an elephant's legs, and when it moved, it stood like a crab, so that it walked like an arrow!

This is a good explanation of why the roasted deer is moving away or even disappearing, because the roasted deer hangs on the pine tree, and the pine tree runs away into the darkness and disappears all at once!

Tao Xiaozhi and Brother Xiaohu were so frightened that they were dumbfounded, they couldn't say a word for a long time, of course, they didn't open their legs to chase after them, but their heads suddenly went blank (in fact, the essence of a blank head and a chaotic head is the same, and the expressions and reactions shown from the inside to the outside are almost the same, the only difference is that the former doesn't think about anything, and the latter thinks about everything)!

Brother Xiaohu, who was still in the Demon Domain, immediately crawled out of the quagmire of surprise, because the monsters in the Demon World are as many as the stars, as many as they want, and as strange as they want, so it is not strange, because the nerves have been stimulated too much, this kind of small stimulation will not be numb for long, but it will take a little time to adapt, after all, whether it is a person in the sky, a person on the earth or a person in the demon world, they are all people, and that instinct will not be lost - people have inertia and inertia!

This is a question of the essence of human beings, so there is no need to say more.