1.5 Dog Fight (Part I)
As mentioned above, dog fights are not prohibited in the Beamon tribe, and every dog fight is a grand event, a grand event to promote the martial spirit, and it is also a grand event for bored people to get together to watch the lively event. In that society, people don't have much entertainment, they can see a few living people fighting, and it's a life-and-death fight, and you can watch the fight for free, and you can also eat melon seeds, chatter and watch a few living people fight to the death, the bloody smell of blood, the smell of fragrant melon seeds, and the smell of the beauties of the pig clan who shuttle away and the beauty of the cat clan who occasionally float from the beauties of the cat clan, all stimulate the male hormones of the whole scene. In the dog fight scene of the green mud puddle, the protagonist has not yet appeared on the stage, and the audience has already been overturned.
What's more, both sides of this dog fight are celebrities within a radius of several hundred kilometers in the middle of the mountain. Xiong Daxiong Er is the number one warrior in Qingmudwa, he is strong, and he is also the number one in the entire Xishandu in Bimeng, and it is said that the Terran warriors who have practiced skills in the Terran gathering area of Dongshandu have also fought without falling behind.
The notoriety of the Qingniwa trio is also well-known, and there is nothing wrong with the three of them, but there is a lot of to peek at which daughter-in-law takes a bath, which snack to hand, and which child protection fee is collected. How did a rare magician, a rare Miracious Clan, and a kobold who was not rare but had a rare name form such a disgusting combination?
"In fact, the worst thing is that Rommel, that kobold who loves to cry and what bad things can he do, that embarrassed man can't run fast when he limps, every time he does something bad, he is beaten, and this cripple can't do bad things if he wants to. An aunt from the next tribe said hatefully.
"But they have a good mother, and they are royal!" said Beamon, who looked to be this aunt man on the side.
"Don't say bad things about our Qingniwa Fanny nobles, you are jealous, it's useless to be jealous, it's a pity that you don't have the nobles of the fox clan, look at this Qingniwa green bricks, look at this water tank, look at the jade-like porcelain in the store, are you envious?"
"your, don't you accept our practice?"
"Practice practice, practice, who are we afraid of?"
"Ping Pong" is so simple and cute than the Mongolian people, and before the dog fight meal began, people began to fight in all corners of the dog fight scene in the green mud valley. There is no one who applauds, shouts, or bets, and there is no one who persuades.
Chicken feathers all over the place.
...
...
A corner of the large playground in the green mud pool.
"Well, what do you think of Venerable Fanny, why don't you persuade Rommel, or just stop this dog fight?" said a kind buffalo Grandma Beamon with a sigh, "Venerable Fanny, such a good person, such a clever person, can lead us to make so many powerful things, why can't you understand the way in between?"
"Who says it's not, she's such a good person, she has such an unsuccessful child, and she doesn't know how many pounds and taels this unsuccessful child is? This is a dog fight, a dog fight that wants to die, how can this be? Isn't her own child distressed?" an old donkey Aunt Beamon interjected.
"Hey, Fanny nobles can't intervene, dog fights can't be stopped, as a glorious Beamon, dog fights must be accepted, nobles should also have their own arrogance, I'd rather Rommel die vigorously than live in the name of cowardice, otherwise how can they stand on their feet, what do others think of them." ”
"If it were me, I would rather my child survive than let him die in vain"
"I hope Xiong Daxiong Er can be merciful, Fanny is a good person, this white steamed bun and this hard iron piece are all brought by Fanny Noble, Xiong Daxiong Er should be grateful, you must leave her a queen!"
"I think, Xiong Da Xiong Er is deliberate! They know that the main battle race of fighting and killing looks down on us vassal races who also rely on their hands to eat, and now that Fanny is here, our vassal race makes more green clay jars and green clay porcelain with their hands than they can get from hunting, and their hands are okay with knives, but they can't do handicrafts. ”
"Shhh It's not good to be heard by them. ”
"Shhh ”
...
...
"Basten, are you sure you're looking for someone among these noisy, stinking disorders?" In the corner of the muddy playground, under the shade of an inconspicuous tree, three Beamons dressed in obviously ill-fitting linen clothes gathered together, and a fat man with a fat head slapped a skinny man named Basten on the shoulder.
Basten straightened out the sword that looked very precious, put his hand in front of his eyes to cover the sun, looked around, and said, "Feiluo, you don't know. She has nowhere else to go, she will definitely come here. ”
"Hehe, as long as she is here, she can't escape from the palm of our hands! What kind of flower can a chaotic crowd gather in the middle of the mountain? That magic apprentice, I can handle it with one hand" A magician named Bird, who showed high-end mage clothes everywhere in his linen clothes, didn't even look at the noisy scene in front of him, and leaned against the tree with his eyes closed.
"Stop talking, let's get started. Basten made a silent gesture and turned his gaze to the stage in the middle of the large muddy playground.
"A barbarian with developed limbs against a magic apprentice, I really don't know what to see" Bird looked disdainful.
...
...
"Hehe, it's really a mix of three religions and nine streams, shrimp soldiers and crab generals, fish and dragons, everyone has it. In Fanny's small building, Rommel opened the corner of the window, looked at the bustling crowd outside, and smiled.
"I saw a lot of jokes about us, which shows how tired we were before. Rommel looked at Garnett and Berlusconi, who were still nervous, and laughed at himself.
Fanny looked at Rommel in surprise when she heard Rommel's self-deprecation.
"We've done a lot of bad things before, but this time it's not the honest people we bullied before. Those minotaurs, maned dogs, and the original militia of the green mud valley looked at us the most unpleasantly. Garnett said with a look of indignation, "It's not because Aunt Fanny is here that we of the vassal races have the ability to stand on our own, and they are not as arrogant as before." So take this opportunity to hit us. ”
"Hehe, halfway to the mountain, hehe, green mud puddles. That's all they want. That's all they see. "I have experienced so many things in the past few days, especially after Rommel found out that in fact, there is not only an unlucky aura in crossing, but also an aura of the protagonist, and his heart has gradually risen. A unique all-system magician since ancient times + a kobold who is self-defeating and crazy werewolf bloodline once in a thousand years + a magical anemic tank, if you only stare at a small village with a radius of several kilometers like Qingniwa, it is definitely a brain disease.
When Fanny heard this, she looked at Rommel again in surprise. In the past few days, his son has given him too many surprises. It was a surprise to have a brother of werewolf blood, and the self-deprecation for the mistakes she had made in the past and the contempt for these people and things in front of her today gave her too many surprises.
"My son has grown up, and today is expected to be a blockbuster!"
Fanny got up and took out three beautiful outfits from the top of the cabinet next to her.