"Such a pervert, and you actually said such a perverted thing?"

"Ahem, you go down first. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" The old man whispered as he glanced at the man in white who had pricked up his ears.

"Yes. Although he was helpless, the old man was his teacher, and he couldn't help but listen to the old man's words.

The old man saw the man in white leave, and then turned his head to Sun Wukong again.

"Why am I perverted?"

"You are a white-bearded old man, you are old, you actually pretend to be a scholar and a rich boy to hook up with other demons, you don't change your mind, is it because I am perverted?" Sun Wukong asked rhetorically.

"I'm moderating them. ”

"You are obviously doing this to satisfy your own selfish desires, you are happy, you flicked your sleeves and left, by the way, you took away other people's hearts, let people wait for you there, changed your habits and changed your mind, and actually said that you are not a pervert. ”

"I guided them from evil to good, but by the way, I satisfied my selfish desires. The old man looked righteous, "If it weren't for me, they would continue to plunder the passers-by, suck up their yang essence, drain their vitality, and turn them into corpses, thrown on the side of the road and turned into bones." ”

"I let the people who should have turned into white bones pass by well, and revive the people who should have been killed, this is not what it is. ”

"If you don't provoke them, they will meet someone who can keep them to themselves, a scholar, a rich boy, or a woodcutter, and you just rob them of what is supposed to belong to them. ”

Then he threw them away. Sun Wukong stared straight into the old man's eyes, and he found that the old man didn't have any signs of wanting to dodge, of course, he didn't either.

"You know," replied the old man, "if they do, I can't get into their hearts." ”

"But you know, it's not you that they like it, but a learned scholar, or a beautiful rich boy, and if they know that the person they think about day and night is such a white-bearded old man, they will definitely be in pain. ”

"You are wrong, the most painful thing in the world in this world is not to wait, but to get. ”

"You're bluffing, you've got it all, what's the pain?"

"You think you got it, but when you think about it, did you really get it?"

"You don't always play tongue twisters with me, I don't understand the meaning of your words, just tell me what you want to say, I don't want to guess all the time. ”

"To put it simply, you think those are in love with you, but they don't. ”

Sun Wukong was stunned, and always felt that this kind of thing was not something that the polite old man in front of him could say.

"People are very poor, if you give them a carefree life, they will become very greedy, they will want to live if they have food, they will want fame when they have housing, they will want beautiful women when they have fame, they will want beautiful women when they have fame... In short, they are never satisfied with what they have now, and when they have good things, they set their sights on better things. ”

But on the other hand, if you give them pain and let them struggle with it, they will become very united, and they will feel the existence of happiness in this unity. ”

"What does this have to do with you playing with other people's feelings?" Sun Wukong was puzzled.

"It's the same with men and women, when you give them what they want, they want more, but if you give them an impossible wait, then their goal is fixed here and there is nothing else to think about. ”

Then one day I figured it out, and I found someone to live a lifetime, and I slowly let go of this relationship, they are all like this. ”

"I didn't understand much, but I wanted to beat you up. Sun Wukong scratched his head, "In the end, you still deceived other people's feelings." ”

"Yes, yes, I cheated, yes, but my deception can bring them happiness that they didn't have, isn't that enough as a reward for my deception of them?"

"How do you know that they have become happy because of your abandonment?" Sun Wukong stared at him coldly.

"I've lived for a long time, I've seen a lot of things, I've been hurt a lot, they're all like that, but this white-haired snow beard isn't my true face, I've been... There is no real face. ”

"After a thousand changes, I've forgotten what I look like, but I heard from people who used to be me, I'm pretty handsome. ”

"The cowhide blew loudly. Sun Wukong sneered disdainfully, and the murderous aura in his eyes slowly receded.

"Have you ever been in love?"

When Sun Wukong asked this question, he obviously saw the old man's shoulders shaking.

"Nope. He replied.

"And what do you see?"

"Years, okay, get out of here, come here at night, teach you everything I can teach you, and then you hurry up and get out of the way for Lao Tzu. The old man suddenly became impatient, and raised his sleeves to drive Sun Wukong out.

"I think you're worried that I'll stay here and delay you to pick up girls, but I didn't expect you, who are so admired by them, to be full of these nasty things. ”

"These obscene things are the truth of the world, and without these obscene things, there would be no human beings, no gods and Buddhas, and even no this world. The old man sneered, "Creation has become a dirty thing, so where does this heaven and earth come from?"

"I don't know, I jumped out of the crack in the stone anyway. Sun Wukong spread his hands and said helplessly.

"You are an anomaly, and you can't be counted among them, but except for you, the thing that jumped out of the stone, everything else in this world depends on this nasty thing to reproduce and live. ”

"Isn't it ridiculous that something that was originally noble has been turned into obscenity!"

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and didn't find the words to refute it.

"If they don't find someone to live with for the rest of their lives, as you said, but have been waiting for you and are not happy until they die, then what should they say?" After a long time, Sun Wukong remembered the source of their dispute, and asked again.

"There is no such person. ”

"There must be. Sun Wukong had the figure of the little fox in his mind, if it was her, with her temper, she would definitely wait until she died.

"A cup of bitter water and a glass of sugar water are placed in front of you, which one will you choose?"

"Sugar water, of course. Sun Wukong said without thinking.

"Even you, the monkey who jumped out of the rock, know to choose 'sugar water', how can those elves who are ten thousand times smarter than you not know. ”

"What does this have to do with sugar water?"

"I'm just giving you an example, people are born to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, so you don't have to worry about this, even if they are lonely all their lives, it is because they have not found someone to rely on, and I have absolutely nothing to do with it. ”

Sun Wukong couldn't understand - how could a person's skin be so thick.