Text Volume II_Chapter 100 Fair Murder (3)

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Unexpectedly, they did not enter the prison, but were invited into the hall behind the prefect's yamen on the Hailong Peninsula, where they were treated with good wine and meat, including Tao Xiaozhi, Amu, Tietong, Xuzhuo, One-Eyed Baby, Wu Liang, Silly Star and Huoxing, and the others were arranged to have a feast in a nearby hotel. They didn't eat fifty plates, but they had fifty kinds of delicacies, what was the matter?!They were all confused, only the Devil had fallen asleep because he had been drunk beforeβ€”perhaps, he was the only one who really knew the truth.

In this large living room for entertaining distinguished guests, especially visiting officials, there are only a few maids serving and entertaining here, but the prefect does not come over, and they cannot get an answer when they ask them. Could it be that the food is poisonous? Poisonous, it is of no use to these bones, even if they turn them into black bones, they are still bones! So, they don't care about it, they munch on it. It's not poisonous, so Tao Xiaozhi and others also ate these flesh and blood.

Then, a large group of dancers came in, twisting their waists and buttocks, and the maids came to help them beat their shoulders and backs, and massage them, and if they hadn't drunk, they would have thought they had entered a brothel. This is even more strange, the people of the Holy Spirit source do not treat them as enemies, but treat each other excessively, how is this going on?

"They must have admired us roses and skeletons to treat each other like this. The one-eyed baby picked at his big tooth with a toothpick and smiled with satisfaction.

Wu Liang sneered: "It's better to look up to your reputation。。。。。。。 ”

"Makes sense!" the one-eyed baby patted his head and laughed, "I didn't think of that。。。。。。! Hahaha。。。。。。。 As if there was only that reason left, he got carried away.

Alas, except for sighing, these skeletons really have nothing to give them to their temporary captain.

When the dancers felt that they could not arouse the slightest desire of the bones, they were thrown outβ€”in the eyes of these bones, they were really like flies.

"It's a pity, I thought they were walking away after undressing。。。。。。。 Amu sighed.

The iron bucket smiled: "If that's the case, someone will definitely be beastly~~"

Amu didn't get angry, and said with a smile: "That's how men should be! Unlike some bones, not even that thing。。。。。。。 "He obviously blamed the skeletons for driving away the beauties!

The one-eyed baby smashed the table with one slap and said angrily, "We don't have that thing though。。。。。。 But we're still men!"

Amu sneered: "It's men who have that thing, I don't believe you can ask women to know~~"

"I know what you mean, butβ€”" said the one-eyed baby, "I want to ask you a question: Is your love built on that?"

Without waiting for Amu to answer, he hurriedly said: "Your feelings are established with your body, and we are established with your soul, you superficial flesh and blood!"

Amu said angrily: "You don't even have your heart and brain for maggots to chew after the stinky things, only worthy of being dog food, how can you still have the face to tell me how noble you are。。。。。。。 I really don't blame you, though, because you really don't have face。。。。。。。 ”

The iron bucket hiccuped, sighed, and said, "How did a good feast turn into a racist criticism, so that I have no appetite。。。。。。。。。 ”

It was not only a war of words, but soon the two men were inseparable, and soon the dinner table was turned over to the very dignified and tidy hall that had been cleaned up on the ground, and with a "rumbling knock" sound, it became a mess, as if it had just been surged by a tsunami.

Just as they were about to start the second half, a man walked in.

He is an ordinary person, with an ordinary public face, and there is nothing particularly prominent on his body, but he is wearing a three-grade official uniform and a black gauze hat - yes, he is the prefect here, Zhang Qingtian, and he is also an ordinary name.

Then everyone looked at the ordinary man in astonishment, as if the students had seen a stern teacher walk into the classroom or a naked woman into the city, and thought they wondered if he was wearing the wrong clothes. At the scene, there was only the snoring of the magnificence.

Then, Zhang Qingtian laughed, as ridiculous as watching a group of children play with mud and sand, and the laughter lasted for a long time, and he almost fell to the ground with cramps.

Is that really that funny? It's even weirder.

The one-eyed baby said impatiently, "Do you have a problem with your brain?"

"It's so obvious, do you need to say it?" Amu sneered, "He's clearly a fool!"

"Dare to disrupt the people, and dare to openly insult Lord Ben! Come, pull them out and cut them down。。。。。。。。。 "If it were other prefects, even a small sesame official would be furious, but Zhang Qingtian didn't get angry, and continued to laugh!

It seems that this person is really not an ordinary person.

So, they were still looking at him until he stopped laughing and looked back in surprise.

"Haven't you seen a handsome guy?" Zhang Qingtian shook his hair and said, "It's no wonder, my brother is naturally beautiful and has always been widely liked by beautiful women。。。。。。。 However, this time some skeletons look weird, and the atmosphere is not very good。。。。。。。 ”

"I rarely agree with you, except this one-eyed baby," the one-eyed baby said, putting his arm on Amu's shoulder, "this man is really hopeless。。。。。。。 ”

"That's what it is。。。。。。 ”

The two of them hooked their shoulders again, and now they were like old friends for more than ten years, and the relationship changed faster than a girl's face!

"Do you have a problem with your brain?" Zhang Qingtian was puzzled, as if looking at two dogs.

"You're the problem!" Amu was furious and was about to hit someone, but was stopped by the one-eyed baby.

"I'll ask himβ€”" The one-eyed baby turned to Zhang Qingtian, "who are you, what are you doing here。。。。。。。。? ”

Amu said impatiently: "There is also a question, he is a madman, can he ask anything?"

The one-eyed baby nodded, and then said to Zhang Qingtian: "Then do you have anything to ask me?"

Amu smiled: "He looks like an official。。。。。。。。 ”

Zhang Qingtian scratched his head, as if he had been thinking for a long time, and then said, "Have you eaten enough?"

What is the problem, is there any connection? The faces of the crowd may be the same as you are now.

However, Amu still answered truthfully: "Except for the elephant bucket, everyone is full." ”

Zhang Qingtian said: "Is the dance just now good-looking?"

Amu said: "It's still good overall, except that I wear more clothes。。。。。。。。 ”

Zhang Qingtian stroked his beard and smiled: "Very good, so I can rest assured!"

What does "very good" mean? What is he "relieved"? Although everyone doesn't understand it very well, there is no need to get to the bottom of it, because these strange and seemingly normal problems are very abnormalβ€”maybe he is really not a normal person.

Then, with a clap of his hands, the axemen who were lying in ambush jumped out and surrounded them!

The one-eyed baby said, "What are you doing here?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "Now that you have eaten and drunk enough, and you have enjoyed such a visual and spiritual enjoyment, you should be able to go on the road with peace of mindβ€”β€”"

The one-eyed baby exclaimed, "Do you want to kill us?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "It's obvious~~"

Wu Liang said: "Since you want to kill us, why do you have to engage in so many complicated procedures?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "I didn't want to kill youβ€”"

Wu Liang said: "Why?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "Because I still have something I want to ask you-"

Wu Liang said: "What now?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "I don't think it's necessary-"

Wu Liang was even more puzzled: "Why?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "Because I already know the answer." ”

Wu Liang said: "So, you have to kill us?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "Yes." ”

The one-eyed baby said angrily: "Don't think that you handfuls of knives and axes can do what we do, even if there are thousands of troops outside。。。。。。。 Almost!"

With the strength of a few of them, they may really be able to break through the encirclement of these fifty or sixty sword and axe men.

"But, there's really a lot of troops out there - I'm going to have to do something safe against you cunning pirates。。。。。。。 ”

"There are really a lot of soldiers and horses out there," exclaimed Silly Star as he opened the window, "and they looked at it as if they were watching a play!"

Wu Liang said: "You killed us just because we are pirates?"

Zhang Qingtian sneered: "There is another reason-"

Wu Liang said: "What?"

Zhang Qingtian said: "You are spies!"