2.22 The king is not glorious
"Die to your death, Lion Jaime. ”
"Leonard, go die. ”
"Rodman, die, too. ”
The same dialogue also appears in a roadside restaurant in Helan City, where a gorgeously dressed boy is drunk. This slightly dilapidated roadside restaurant and the identity of such a gorgeously dressed boy seem to be a bit incompatible, such a boy should not come to such a restaurant.
"Wine, wine, wine, the spiciest wine, the cheapest wine. Another pot. "There are already several empty flasks on this boy's table, all of which are of the worst packaging.
"Ahem, ahem. After taking a sip of strong liquor, Brother Gongzi was choked suddenly, "Good wine, good wine, only this kind of wine is wine, it tastes good, and the wine at home before was horse urine, and it was all horse urine!"
"Childe, what kind of wine do you drink at home?" Brother Childe roared, the sound was so loud that the entire floor heard it, and the drinkers at the table next to him accosted.
The atmosphere of the roadside restaurant is not the same as the atmosphere of the tall restaurant, the roadside restaurant basically sells the villagers within a radius of several kilometers, everyone knows each other, and the atmosphere of the restaurant is very harmonious.
But this initiative to talk to the boy startled, when he saw that the person who came was a passer-by on the side, with the help of wine, he also put down his figure, and also chatted nonsense: "There is all the wine at home, the old man is an alcoholic! The old drunkard who does not quit drinking for three meals!" The boy brother began to chatter, "The old drunkard! The old fool! As soon as he drank, he scolded people, scolded his old friends, and scolded me." Wine couldn't stop him. But but, however, he scolded me even without drinking. ”
"Your old man is so good? The old man in the east neighborhood is old and has dementia, and he scolds and scolds every day, and he is beaten by his boy, and he is honest after the beating. A drinker said.
"Hmm, beat the old man, someone here dares to beat him up for the old man, is this the grandfather?" Brother Gongzi was excited, as if he had thought of something, "Haha, when the big white floats, this is a big hero! What a big hero! Grandpa also dares to beat him!" Brother Gongzi picked up a bowl of wine and toasted the drinker, and drank it in one gulp.
"That family is okay, the old man has dementia, at least some eat and drink. Countrymen, the elderly, and those who are abandoned by their families are not too much. Another drinker on the side shook his head and asked curiously, "Your old man beat you, and you didn't fight back?"
"Fight back? How can he, he, he, he······ , "Brother Gongzi has been with him for a long time, but he still hasn't said his name, "I don't dare, I can't beat him." ”
"Hahaha," everyone laughed, "Young man, you are also full of muscles, and at first glance, you are a disciple of the sect, you can't beat your grandfather with such a trained martial artist?"
With the dialogue between these people, more and more drinkers came over with wine to join in the fun.
This roadside restaurant, lack of wine and food, there is no shortage of idle passers-by, and there are countless things that have been provoked by a strange thing and a strange person.
"Look, look, look, this is a muscle!" This boy is also crazy, and when he heard them praise him, he also showed off. He showed off his biceps first.
"Look, look, look, this is a scar! This is the one I left when I went out to fight a leopard when I was four years old, this is the one I left when I went out to fight the cold wind and waves monster when I was six years old, this is the one I left when I was ten years old when I singled out Drolla, and this is the ······ I left behind when I was thirteen years old." Brother Gongzi looked at the more and more people, picked up his shirt, and showed the scar on his stomach to everyone.
"You brag, the Cold Wind and Wave Monster is a level 4 demonic beast in Dongshan Lake, you can fight at the age of 6?"
"I haven't been out of Helan City yet, and you went to the Terran kingdom of Dongshandu when you were 13 years old?"
Brother Gongzi looked at everyone with a look of disbelief, and took off his entire coat with a whoosh.
"Hiss~" exclamations, and everyone was silent.
Scars are a man's best military medal, that's true. This boy's body is covered with scars, especially the entire back, there is basically no good meat, and there is even a scar that is thirty or forty centimeters long and has a deep mouth.
"This is a scar that almost killed me!" Brother Gongzi said with a little confused eyes, "Brother killed a group of horse thieves by himself, and forty horse thieves, none of them ran away." I almost didn't run away, I almost died. He was in a coma for seven days and seven nights before he came back from the ghost gate. ”
"You can do so many great things, which proves that you are good at kung fu, and so many scars on your body prove that you work hard. Why did your grandfather scold you?
"I'm not good enough, grandpa is still not satisfied. Brother Childe's expression darkened.
"What does your grandfather do?" the drinker asked
"My grandfather is a big hero, he is my idol, he has never lost in his life, he is a strong man. But he sent his own son, my father, to the front and died, so he lost in his son's generation. He wants to earn everything back on me. Brother Gongzi took the wine again and drank it all.
"It's a pity that I can't be like my grandfather, and now several competitors are no worse than me, and there is a bastard who is not worse than me in kung fu, but a hundred times smarter than me. Brother Gongzi briefly touched a glass with a drinker next to him, and laughed at himself, "You know what? I think I'm still quite proud, but I finally chose to use a woman to add weight to me! Hahaha, this woman ran away in a fright. I look down on myself for this! When I was a child, I was bent on marrying a woman I liked, but TM still came out like this. ”
"Come on, come on, be happy today, I'll pay for the whole audience, everyone drink as much as you want, drink more and drink less for me!" Brother Gongzi stood on the chair and raised his arms. With such a call, the atmosphere of the audience immediately reached its peak.
It is rare for ordinary people to go to the restaurant all year round, and these idlers are even more afraid to drink more than one afternoon with a stack of peanuts, a pot of spirits, and vegetables. In the decades of life, it is rare to have a day when you open your mouth and drink and eat meat.
was shouted at by this son-in-law who is not bad for money, and he is also hi if he is not high.
"This wine is refreshing, at least don't talk about those opera texts, the things of the human race are too disgusting and uncomfortable, hahahaha. Brother Gongzi drank another glass of wine and lay on the table.
"This son, we ordinary people used to feel that they were working hard and envied the life of you princes and nobles, but now we find that your life is not easy. Our boy, when you were so old, you had to support your family, but you are still stunned, how can you have so much pressure on you. A middle-aged drinker on the side also raised his glass and saluted the boy, and found that the boy was asleep on the table.