Chapter 280: Little Friends....... Can you cook?!
What is the Apocalypse?
It is a means derived from killing all the monks in the world who want to cross the catastrophe!
What does the Apocalypse represent?
It represents the heavens!
What is the Heavenly Dao?
Heavenly Dao is the father of all monks in the world!
To put it bluntly, the Heavenly Tribulation is the weapon that Heavenly Dao Father uses to repair his sons!
Have you ever seen a dad who suddenly retracts his hand like a ghost when he is pumping his son?
Unless........ Nima's father has met his father, who is his son's grandfather!
The key is...... Above the Heavenly Dao...... Is there a higher level of existence?
Even if the old man stripped all his hair, he wouldn't have figured it out. This is a question that no one in the whole world will understand.
Except for Lu Yiming!
Above the Heavenly Dao, there is a higher existence! And this higher existence is in my mind!
It's the system!
If he Lu Yiming is his son and Tiandao is his father, then the system is Nima is his grandfather!
What's wrong with Tiandao? When you see the system, you still have to go back obediently?!
According to the regulations of the pit father's system, if Lu Yiming does not collect all 10,000 soul servants, even when the longevity yuan is exhausted, Lu Yiming will not be able to step into the volley realm! This is a rule that is above the Heavenly Dao! In this world, except for the system, there is no second person who can change it!
Even he can't do it!
Poor Tiandao Wow, just when he felt that someone here wanted to cross the catastrophe, and when he just wanted to exert his strength, he felt the existence of the system, and then ....... It's like a naughty bear child who, after breaking the glass of the collar home, turned around and bumped into his father with a black pot face, and then ran away at a speed beyond the light, afraid that after being caught, he would eat a meal of fried meat with a belt.
Run for your life!
You're a monk covered by the system, I'm afraid of you, I'm afraid of you!!
Lu Yiming didn't expect this enlightenment tea to be so effective, he just took a small sip, and his perception of the way of the wind improved a lot, and then, the shackles in his body were loosened, which led to the catastrophe of the catastrophe.
Sometimes, Lu Yiming really has nothing to say about this fucking system, obviously he is already at the peak of the Tongzhi realm, it stands to reason that he should have stepped into the volley a long time ago, this fucking system has to set up any regulations, and if it is not achieved, it will not be broken!
And now, the "calf protector" of this system makes Lu Yiming's nose sour........ What a!!!
If you frighten other people's Heavenly Dao, the next time I collect all 10,000 soul servants, where will I go to cross the tribulation!! other people's Heavenly Dao birds won't be able to bird me, okay!
What the hell is the "Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds Traveler Association", Nima is a bunch of snake spirits!
What the hell am I .........
"Hoo ........"
Lu Yiming breathed a long sigh of relief, and a series of complaints finally made him feel a lot more comfortable.
As soon as he opened his eyes, Lu Yiming saw a pair of eyes. What kind of eyes are they, as clear as a stream of water, and as vast as the starry sky......... What a ghost!!
These eyes are very beautiful, yes, but uncle! I don't know you well! What kind of trouble are you going to make when you get so close! Also, what kind of trouble are you going to make when you are so curious! Also, your novel expression when you look at the monkeys in the zoo is going to make trouble! Ah!! my little heart is going to be frightened by you, hey!
There are no normal people in this entire Upper Evil Sect, right! Please come and drag this uncle away, hey! I'm so panicked!
Lu Yiming's whole person is like the crazy villain in Van Gogh's famous painting "The Scream", his mouth is convex into an O-shape, his hands are on both sides of his head, his body is like aquatic plants in the water, constantly swaying from side to side, and his mouth is shouting "Die long!", "MMP!" and other words that the old man can't understand.
Syllable!
The old man's face darkened, and he slapped Lu Yiming's shoulder, and then his face became longer and longer, and he spoke in a strange voice: "Little friend~~~~~ are you interested in joining me to the Evil Sect!"
"I....... Can I refuse?" Lu Yiming said pitifully.
What are you kidding? There are no normal people here, why am I joining in? Why should I join in? Why should I be the director of a mental hospital?!
The old man was stunned for a moment, obviously hearing Lu Yiming say the word "refuse", and he said, "You....... Don't you know who the old man is?"
Lu Yiming shook his head into a rattle.
Uncle, who are you, why do I want to know who you are?
"Nan'er....... Didn't I tell you?"
Lu Yiming shook his head into a rattle again.
Uncle, don't be too narcissistic, okay, and, what the hell is Nan'er?
"Ahem!" The old man's face turned red, coughed twice, stood up straight, and introduced himself seriously: "Old man Fu Yuanzi, the contemporary sect master of the Upper Evil Sect, Situ Nan's master, if Xiaoyou doesn't like the above titles, you can call the old man ...... Fu Zun!"
Wow Ka Ok Ok .......Ok Ok Ok What kind of expression do you have, hey!
Lu Yiming had an expression of "caring for the empty nesters", and there was no fluctuation in his heart.
Wow! Fu Yuanzi! The Sect Master of the Evil Sect is eh! Situ Nan's Master is eh! Fu Zun! It seems to be so powerful........ What a fart!!
Uncle, are you still Venerable? Is there a Venerable One like you!!
Huh? Nothing seems wrong.
Fu Yuanzi felt the crit again, a mouthful of old blood was almost not taken out by Lu Yiming, and after brushing his breath, Fu Yuanzi said again: "I don't know where Xiaoyou is told?"
"No name, no surname, no insignificant. Lu Yiming pretended to be a very deep force.
"Hmm!" Fu Yuanzi rubbed his hands with an expression that I understood, and he was a little embarrassed, "That...... Just now, the old man watched Xiaoyou's tribulation, but found that the calamity automatically retreated, does Xiaoyou know the reason?"
"Well...... this" Lu Yiming scratched his ears and cheeks, how could he tell the truth about this kind of thing! However, if he found a random reason, could he bluff Fu Yuanzi, who was a Venerable One? This is obviously unrealistic.
Just when Lu Yiming was distressed by the excuse, Fu Yuanzi sent the most perfect answer by himself: "This matter must involve some taboos, if Xiaoyou doesn't want to say it, the old man won't embarrass you, but ........."
Speaking of this, Fu Yuanzi paused, and then looked at Lu Yiming with an expectant look, and looked at Lu Yiming's heart straight hair, and then, that is, Fu Yuanzi's next sentence, completely stunned Lu Yiming.
This sentence is ....... "little friend......... Can you cook?!"
"Uh-huh...... Ahh
Lu Yiming looked sluggish.
Uncle, you're too out of the box, aren't you?!I mean I can't keep up at all, hey!