"Land, land, grasp the heart, and quickly manifest the spirit. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "The land muttered as it jumped and crawled through the land that had collapsed into a ravine.

"This magnifying posture is a little too eye-catching. Sun Wukong couldn't help but cover his eyes when he looked at the posture of the land's spicy eyes.

"It's not because they want to help you. Zixia pulled Sun Wukong's hand away, and then continued to cover her eyes.

"Damn, you still say me, you can't bear to look at it directly. ”

"People are doing you a favor, you don't look good, but I'm fine, I'm originally a melon eater, it doesn't matter if you look at it or not. ”

"Yes, yes, we are all melon-eating people, it doesn't matter if we look at it or not. "The toad should also be in harmony.

"Hey, hey, how can you talk like that, people are also fighting for your fields, and if people like you stop going on strike, wouldn't it be very embarrassing. Sun Wukong criticized.

"Ah, it's really growing. ”

The toad spirit did not answer Sun Wukong's words, but jumped to the place where the land was standing just now, and leaned down to look at the green seedlings.

This is the hope of life.

The land squatted on the ground and gasped for air.

"Hey, I said the land, this is just one family, okay, you, don't help others before you finish helping you to death, no matter how you say it, you have to help others before you die." ”

"Hello.. Verbose.." The land paused, "I just haven't done this kind of thing for many years, you wait for me to slow down, and the rest will be easy." ”

"Hand life, didn't the heavens pat you down to let you do this, how can you be hand born?"

"You don't know the rules of the heavenly realm yet, it's all something that doesn't exist, it's the same if I do it, it's like this if I don't do it, if I do it, it's a waste of energy, and I don't have a subsidy, besides, no one knows if I do it or not, so why do I have to do it." The land retorted.

"Wouldn't you be happy when you see others harvesting because of your labor?" asked Sun Wukong, "isn't that your motivation?" ”

"Happy, happy is a fart, can I eat it as a meal, if I can eat it as a meal, I will be happy every day, and I will be even happier without working. The land pouted.

"Well, I made a note of it, and I will report your words and deeds to the Jade Emperor. Zixia nodded and said.

"Oh, Zixia Fairy, I was joking just now, I love labor, labor makes me happy, don't believe you think about it, if it weren't for me, would their grain be so easy to harvest, it's not all I blessed them, really, blessed them They don't know how to be grateful, and they don't think about me much in a cataclysmic year. ”

"There's no way around it. Zixia said.

"Zixia Fairy, don't you know what it's like to waste all your hard work, let's take an analogy, for example, you love someone very much, you love him so much that you can die for him, but he just doesn't love you, and even wants to introduce you to his best brother, that's this kind of heartache. ”

"That man is too much of a thing. Sun Wukong echoed.

"Who's to say it isn't. The land nodded in agreement.

"Who's to say it isn't. Zixia sighed, affectionately resentful.

"After resting, there is no old man, the next family is still waiting, can it all be completed before dawn?" Sun Wukong saw that the land still had the heart to pull the calf, and he couldn't help urging it.

"Okay, okay, my old bones, even if I dedicate it today, I don't ask for anything else, just ask Fairy Zixia to say a few more kind words for me in the ears of the Queen Mother when you go back." The land said with a flattering smile to Zixia.

"Since you don't ask for anything, just ask Zixia to give you a few kind words, will you save it by taking my elixir?" asked Sun Wukong.

"There is no door, do you know that I am polite?" said the land angrily looking at Sun Wukong.

"That means I don't have to say good things for you, just report what you just complained about to the Queen Mother. Zixia said with a smile.

"Oh, my aunt, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, but don't tell the Queen Mother about this. The face of the land collapsed in an instant.

Sun Wukong and Zixia joked about the land as they walked, and the laughter echoed in the heavens and the earth, spreading far and wide.

"Say, is it the first time that our king is so happy?" asked the toad spirit as he poked at the stunned monster beside him.

"Fairy Zixia is so beautiful. The monster wiped his mouth, "If I had such a wife, I would be willing to live five hundred years less." ”

"You shameless thing, what are you thinking in your head!" the toad spirit burst out and put it on the monster's head, knocking out a bag of the monster's head.

"Give it, I'll joke with you, it's enough for me to have you in my life," the monster pulled the toad essence into his arms and looked at her affectionately and said, "There are too many good-looking beauties in this world, but you are the only one who is really good to me, so whether you are beautiful or heavy, I will love you, knowing that the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, and the ends of the earth are at the ends of the earth." ”

"I hate it, I know how to say these sweet words. The toad spirit covered her face and shyly ran back to the house where the land had been cast and repaired.

The monster glanced deeply in the direction the three of them left, and the shadows of the three of them were gone, leaving only the stars that were shining in the sky and were exceptionally clear.

"You're wrong," the monster whispered, "this is the second time the king has been so happy, and the first time he was so happy was when he was the self-proclaimed demon king, and the smile on his face at that time really made me a man drunk." ”

The monster sighed deeply, and Zixia's face appeared in his mind again.

"The hero is matched with the immortals, the bear is matched with the gourd, and if I have no ability, I can only send people under the fence, and there is nothing I can do. ”

Then his eyes changed.

"But if I work hard from now on, will I be able to go further in the direction of the king, and will the people I can contact also be at a higher level, and then will I get rid of the entanglement of this stinky woman and enter the ranks of successful people?"

He fantasized that he was suddenly instructed by a master, his mana was worth a thousand miles a day, and the gods and gods in the last seconds beheaded the evil ghosts, and the six realms of the Three Realms all respected him and worshiped him, and the strongest monster among the demons, even the demon king had to bow and salute when he saw him, and then Zixia empathized and threw herself into his arms, leaving the demon king alone There was a monkey who was sad and washed his face with tears all day long.

Just as he was dreaming of being invincible to all things, the voice of the toad spirit came from inside the house: "You dead man, come quickly, people are waiting for you after washing." ”

The monster felt that his dream was shattered, the fragments fell and smashed his head into potholes, the dream of the Ninety-Five Venerable was shattered, and when he heard the voice of the toad spirit again, he actually felt disgusted.

"It's coming, it's coming. He shouted and walked into the house.

So in his life, he can only be an ordinary little monster.