Chapter 175: Ancient Temple, Pee (1st Update)
"Well, Lu and Yue are in the same Fan Yang, if Yue and Cui marry, it also means that part of Fan Yang's territory will be contaminated by the Cui family, and the Lu family is naturally unwilling. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info plus the Lu family has a son-in-law who is engaged in criminal investigation but does not have the identity of a descendant, marrying a descending female talent is the best choice, there are many female descendants, the Lu family can be picky, but there are fewer outstanding ones such as appearance, talent, learning, etc., so Yue Rou, the eldest daughter of the Yue family, is the only one who is suitable. ”
The bald guy didn't say it explicitly, but everyone knew that the person who was likely to rob Cui Liang of his daughter-in-law was Lu Yizhi.
So the bald guy and Li Daxiong looked at Gu Yu's eyes, as if they were looking at a poor little daughter-in-law who had been abandoned from the beginning.
And Gu Yu was indeed deep thinking at this moment..... It wasn't until she patted her on the shoulder that she came back to her senses and sighed, looking a little sad.
"In the past, I was peerless, and I hooked a group of rich children to spend a lot of money for me, but it has been two years, and only Xu Dian is a single kid. ”
Although Gu Yu didn't despise Xu Dian's infatuation, he didn't pay much attention to it.
What age is it, there are ghosts, demons and zombies, her life can't be saved, let's just say that Xu Dian has a fancy for her, but she is just a young man, and the young brother who has always been merry sees a maverick girl who is not obsessed with him, and is naturally curious, this curiosity is a little happy, this joy is a little heartfelt, and then-the main thing is that she is charming and hooks people, but it would be nonsense to say that a noble son who has a good age will not regret her life.
-- Who didn't have those years of youth!
Gu Yao's mouth was fluttering, but others listened to it but laughed.
Once upon a time, both the bald guy and Li Daxiong remembered a certain monkey village girl in the dilapidated village.
It's also gorgeous, hehe~~
"Don't talk about the things in the previous life that you dream about in this life, the main thing is that you have to work hard in this life, but as long as you work hard to grow half of the appearance, you can choose the men in this world!"
Gu Yu: "Dead bald, you will comfort me!
Bald guy: "It's nothing, anyway, if you die, it's like this, just talk about it"
The bald guy threw this sentence, but he didn't know that he would be slapped in the face by Gu Yu every year in the future, at this time he pulled the reins, the horse ran, and the three disciples behind followed.
On the way, Li Daxiong asked, "Master, where are we going?"
The only thing that answered him was the dust raised by the horses.
But at that time, the four of them all had a thought in their hearts - who would Miss Yue, who would choose if this was so good that she was very satisfied with Kuishan's master and apprentice, who had always been critical of outsiders?
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And at this time, in the small teahouse.
"Lu Clan, Cui Clan?" Yue Rou muttered, but did not look at Qing Yu's gaze, only looked out the window, and said lightly: "Marriage and marriage have always been up to me, I have no choice, but I can choose with the choice of the other two." ”
She turned her head to look at Qing Yu.
"Your family has no intention of treating me, and a character like him can't be guilty of marrying a female descendant to be his prison, in this regard, my cousin is the same, he has no love for me, all because of my brother's love for my sister and use this marriage to elevate my status in the Yue family, let me be arbitrary for so many years, otherwise my father died early, which round to get me to be the first daughter of the Yue family, one is unintentional, one is intentional but ruthless, I am naturally biased to the second. ”
Qing Yu just asked with a little friendship, but she didn't expect Yue Rou to analyze these two possible marriages so bluntly, as well as her own situation.
Yes, the daughter of the family is not so easy to do, especially Yue Rou's father died early, and her glory will inevitably have to pay a great price.
No wonder adults used to say that Miss Yue was a very transparent person.
"Miss Yue, I rarely admire people in Qingyu, especially among women, you are the second. ”
"The second?" Yue Rou didn't feel offended by Qing Yu asking such a tricky question, but put down her smile, "The first one must be Gu Yu, but since it's her, I recognize the second." ”
She drank her tea, turned and left.
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Although Yue Rou knew that the bald guy was definitely going to take them to a place that no one could find, although Huai'an was already far away from Youzhou, but the means of communication between the degraders were unimaginable, and the temptation of the spirit weapon was too great, so it was not ruled out that someone was eyeing them, so the bald guy didn't even mention Qingyu Yue Rou and them.
Obviously, Yue Rou and the others also understood, and they didn't even ask.
So this parting is really secluded, I don't know how much it has been planted.
As for the place where they are hiding, at least they must be able to cover Fan Yang's subordinates who have already included her in the list of robberies for two or three years.
- So, the mountain?
The huge peaks that are more than ten times larger than Kui Mountain, towering into the clouds, are stacked with mountains, and the mountains are fragrant and green, sitting on the earth, as if the bell spirit in the mountains is prosperous......
But at the moment, they have only seen the mountain, and they have not yet reached the bottom of the mountain.
"Master, we're going to that mountain. Li Daxiong muttered.
The bald guy bowed his head, "Well, I have an old friend there, and I happened to entrust you there..... This is no longer in Huai'an, but Zhenjiang in the south of Huai'an, Zhenjiang is already in the hinterland of the Central Plains, there are many people, but there are also many ghosts and demons, this daytime rush is fine, but now the sun is about to go down, you can see it at night. ”
Damn, that's not a good idea.
The three apprentices couldn't help but think of the three of them nesting in the tree hole in Kuishan, and this guy released the headless corpse.....
"What kind of sect is in the mountains? Gu Yu thought that with such a big mountain, it was impossible for there to be no descending sect.
"Shenxiao," the bald guy replied.
"Is it amazing? Li Daxiong's eyes lit up.
"There are three five trigram descending masters in Shenxiao, and all disciples must cultivate the descending force if they want to enter the roster, and they can control the descending device, and there are two thousand disciples recorded in Shenxiao, you say it is not powerful. ”
The bald guy touched his chin, his expression was a little dark, but he scared Gu Yu and Li Daxiong enough.
One Shenxiao faction in this Zhenjiang can turn five Beitang factions, and it can also raze the entire Youzhou.
"In this way, our Youzhou is so weak, no wonder it is looked down upon by the people in the rest of the state cities. Li Daxiong muttered, but Gu Yu pouted, "There are many ghosts and demons, and there are naturally more teachers, which is similar to the relationship between market demand, supply and demand are balanced." ”
However, the distribution of ghosts and demons in the Central Plains is really difficult to say, it stands to reason that where there are more people, the yang energy is heavy, and there should be fewer ghosts and demons, but the ghosts and demons are greedy for yang energy, and they gather in a prosperous place.
Some places are less crowded and desolate, and there are no ghosts, such as Youzhou, and some places are more desolate than Youzhou, but the evil ghosts and demons can kill a city by pulling out any one of them.
"Come on, I don't think we can go to the Shenxiao Sect today, so we have to pay attention to the place to spend the night. ”
The bald guy really said that they didn't reach the mountain when the sun went down, and they looked at the mountain and ran dead horses, and there was still half a day to go.
At night, the ghosts and demons should come out, and they dare not run at night.
But fortunately, Li Daxiong's eyes were sharp and he saw a broken temple.
After entering this dilapidated temple, the bald guy immediately saw if there was any evil spirit here.
Gu Yu also paid attention.
This dilapidated temple is actually not very broken, or it has not been repaired for a long time, and it looks decadent, with a thick layer of dust and a large area of cobwebs.
A big Buddha just sat there, smiling, and it looked quite Buddha-like, which made Gu Yu and the bald guy feel a little relieved.
This is a small Buddha temple, there is a Buddha guard, it should be safe.
The two big men are not afraid of getting dirty, but Gu Yu felt that he was like a flower and jade, how could he lie down like this, so he forced Li Daxiong to do coolies and forcibly sorted out a clean place.
The place was clean, and the fire was lit and the scones were eaten.
"Eh, I'm used to eating the pig's trotters on the rich boat, and I feel that this cake is really unpalatable. Li Daxiong sighed.
Gu Yu: "What's the solution, our master is poor, he is only willing to buy cakes, fortunately I pulled him, otherwise he would not buy cakes but salted fish, let's lick a salted fish for a day." ”
The bald guy smiled slightly: "I'm afraid you have misunderstood, a salted fish costs 20 yuan, and what I want to buy is a fish basket with salted fish, which I use to soak in water, and you can take one bite a day every day." ”
Gu Yu and Li Daxiong: Awesome my master!
Sitting on the edge of the bonfire with his chin propped up, watching the three of them smiling lightly, he accidentally glanced at the big Buddha, and felt that this Buddha statue was a little more graceful, but it seemed a little discordant in this decadent temple.
But ..... He turned his head to look at the days when Gu Yu was disgusted and helpless to eat scones, and smiled lightly.
On this big night, there is no entertainment, Li Daxiong pestered the bald guy to tell stories, and was beaten by the bald guy, or Gu Yu took pity on him for some mentally retarded stubborn diseases, and the mentally handicapped child paper was pitiful, and he had to be cared for, so he said that he wanted to sing the popular **** in the world or come to a few meat and vegetarian jokes.
The bald guy said to Li Daxiong: "Okay, okay." ”
"It's not early, go to sleep." ”
When he was indifferent, the four thieves in Kuishan had always been afraid, so they had to lie down and sleep.
Falling asleep, Gu Yu felt that her own person poked her waist, she frowned and ignored it.
Poked it again, Gu Yu pursed his lips and slapped it.
"Monkey...."Li Daxiong, who was slapped, covered his face and was aggrieved. "It's me, it's me. ”
"Lao Tzu is the one who hits, why are you poking me at night!" Gu Yu glared at Li Daxiong angrily.
Li Daxiong: "I want to pee." ”
Gu Yu's face was expressionless: "Do you need me to help you pee?"
Oh, I'll go, Nobita shuddered: "Don't dare, don't dare, just ask if you want to go together." ”
You're a man who wants to pee and I'm a woman.
"Are you afraid of ghosts?"
Li Daxiong: "No, no, I just think it's safer for everyone to go together." ”
In fact, I am afraid of ghosts.
Gu Yao rolled his eyes, "Don't go, you go by yourself." ”
Trapped to death, the ghost has to go out and freeze.
"If you don't go with me, I'll pee on the side. ”
You uncle! Gu Yu glared at Li Daxiong, and Li Daxiong also glared at him back.
Until he patted Gu Yao, "Let's go together." ”
Gu Yu: "Ao, you also want to pee, unexpectedly!"
It was pitch black, and he couldn't see his face clearly for a while, but Gu Yu still heard a weak voice.
The little lady must have blushed.
Gu Yu smiled lewdly, "Then let's go quickly." ”
Li Daxiong: Damn! Lust, Lao Tzu will not let you defile if he dies!
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However, Li Daxiong still couldn't hold back, his bladder was about to burst, so he could only follow Gu Yu and the two of them out, and the bald guy on the other side slept like a pig, and scratched his big bald head from time to time.
But I didn't know that there was a flash of gloom on the face of the sitting Buddha..... A wisp of black gas.
It was really cold at night, and it was quite warm during the day, so Gu Yu shivered when he came out of the temple, and let Li Daxiong stand in front of him to block the wind.
In fact, it is such a cold night, it is dark, and it is okay for Li Daxiong to pee in the temple, but the problem is that it is not an ordinary house, it is a temple, it is a Buddhist temple, and it is said that Buddhism and Taoism are one, if you do not respect the Buddha, there will be Buddhist cause and effect to find you in the future.
Taoism does not have such a stubble of luck, but Buddhism does, so that Buddhism really targets it, reciting the Hell Sutra for a few days, and keeping you unlucky for the rest of your life.
Therefore, most of the teachers are more respectful of Buddhism.
Li Daxiong is too, so the three of them went out of the temple together, and they also walked far away, for fear that a soak of urine would be unlucky for a lifetime.
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"Just find a place, why do you go so far, it's weird, I didn't notice it when I first came, but now I think this place is really eerie, okay, it's here. Gu Yu wrapped his robe and sneezed.
I didn't want Gu Yu to freeze, but Li Daxiong was afraid of bad luck, so he walked so far.
But since he said it, he also felt that he couldn't hold it back, so he swept the grass and ruins around him, and said, "Okay, then here, but you are not allowed to pee at me when you are a dead monkey!"
"Snake spirit disease! I might as well dig up an earthworm to see you. ”
“.......”
There is such a vicious and shameless woman in the world.
Li Daxiong was so angry that he couldn't do it, but he also ran a little farther and unbuttoned his trouser belts.
On the other end, Gu Yu smiled and said to Yaoyao: "Okay, you can pee Xiaoxiao." ”
Xiao Xiao was a little silent, and only said weakly after half a sound: "Ah Yu~~"
"Eh~"
"Turn your back, farther away..."
"Oh, I'm still shy~~ I'm not a man... Well, I'll walk away some. ”
Gu Yu deliberately laughed evilly, but in fact, he did walk away a little.
Of course, he knew that Gu Yu was doing it on purpose, but he couldn't cry or laugh, but he also knew that there was a slight heat on his face.
He was about to unbuckle his belt......
"Big bear, are you urinating? I suddenly remembered that it seems to have been said in many books that it is easy to see the ghost of staying in a broken temple at night, not to mention that it is warm during the day, and it is suddenly so cold at night, will there really be dirty things, this dirty thing..."
"Dead monkey, shut up!"
"Okay, I just wanted to ask if you've started peeing?"
The sound of Li Daxiong grinding his teeth came, Gu Yu was satisfied, and spoke again.
"Do you need me to help you take off your pants?"
“......”
Gu Yu was deaf and clear-sighted, and could hear the sound of the two of them peeing, but they had lived with a few men for two years, who was still hypocritical about this, she didn't feel anything, but she felt that the broken temple in her sight was a little weird, as if something black was flying around it.
She was so frightened that she felt like urinating.