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But Gu Yu looked at the corpse of the "old friend of Fuxing" who knew that he was a fat man at a glance and jumped under the bell with the sound, and he really didn't think that this rush would be so lively.

Can we play mahjong together? Obviously not!

Can we jump together?

Gu Yu rolled up his sleeves, grabbed the sugarcane in one hand and hit Li Daxiong with his head and face, and the latter hurriedly jumped out with the bowl in his hand.

"Monkey monkey I know it's wrong, I shouldn't just be eating chicken legs and forgetting to ask clearly, you bypass me. ”

Gu Yu didn't say much, swept his feet, and with a wave of his hand, he quickly pressed Li Daxiong to the ground, and snatched the egg fried rice in his hand - this thief, the rice was all eaten, and there was only an empty bowl left.

Gu Yu was eager to whip Li Daxiong to death, but the people in the restaurant, teahouse, and tavern were also frightened when they saw the corpse team coming from afar, and they wanted to leave.....

The fat man in the tattered robe finally came to sight.

This fat man is a little short, half a head shorter than Gu Yao, let alone the big and burly Li Daxiong.

But the horizontal development is very good, the front and back are upturned, and the belly looks blessed, and the triplets are blessed.

"Hey, are the two fellow Daoists waiting for me?" he asked happily and sincerely, while shaking the bell, a row of dead corpses behind him jumped down, and the yellow talisman attached to his forehead also swung down, and Li Daxiong, who was pressed to the ground, clearly saw the dead faces, with blue and white eyes.

He was silent for a while, and replied loudly with Gu Yao: "No, you recognized the wrong person." ”

Special tacit understanding!

"Isn't it?" the fat man seemed a little distressed, and then pulled out a portrait from his bosom.

Gu Yu on the left, Li Daxiong on the right.

"But I look like ..... two of them."

Gu Yu snatched the portrait and looked at it, "You are wrong, I am much more beautiful than the portrait!"

Li Daxiong also said: "That's it, I'm much more handsome than in the portrait, and the painters in Fuxing are not good." ”

The fat man rejoiced: "You know Fu Xing, it seems that I am not wrong." ”

Gu Yu slapped Li Daxiong.

Li Daxiong already wanted to break the boulder in his chest.

The fat man didn't see the grievances of the two, but was very happy, "I am very dangerous along the way, I am afraid that there will be sneaky people to rob the corpse, but the master has an order to obey, so I want to come to Shenxiao by the way and ask a few Taoist friends to ..... together."

Gu Yu: "We are not Shenxiao, so..."

Fat man: "Ao, the two of you who are not Shenxiao are so enthusiastic, I should really be moved." ”

Gu Yu: "......" is even more shameless than me!

The fat face was really moved, and Li Daxiong couldn't bear it.

But Gu Yu still said: "We are asking for money." ”

Fat man: "Do you want money? It's okay, I have money!"

Then he took out a silver ticket from his pocket.

Gu Yu took a look, good guy, a silver ticket with a forehead of one thousand taels.

Gu Yu quickly pulled out the silver ticket and stuffed it into his sleeve, patting him on the shoulder, "Daoyou in the world, we will definitely protect you all the way." ”

Li Daxiong: Monkey, the deepest road I have walked is your Marxist routine.

Fatty: This girl is really too kind.

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Gu Yu was rich, and he also took the fat man's deal, and the fat man didn't eat, so he pulled the fat man into the store, but let Li Daxiong look at the corpses outside.

He'd already eaten it anyway.

Li Daxiong refused in his heart, but his body still succumbed to Gu Yu's lewdness~wei, so he could only obediently squat on the edge of the sugarcane group while gnawing on the sugarcane.

Nibble, look at the corpse, nibble, look at the corpse.

At the end, he always felt that the corpses were looking at him while he was gnawing on the sugar cane.

He was frightened!

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Gu Yao and the fat man entered the door, because everyone was almost scared away, the store was clean, she sat down, and beckoned under the timid gaze of the round-faced little girl, "Come to the best wine and food, fat brother Dao, eh, what's your name?"

The fat man replied, "Fat man." ”

Gu Yu: "Yes, I just asked you, fat man." ”

Fat Man: "I'll call it Fat Man." ”

Gu Yu: "......"

Kneel to your daddy, really!

Too far-sighted, will you pinch your fingers?

When the dishes were served, the two chatted for a while, and Gu Yu soon knew that this kid was from Maoshan, a rookie, and he was at the level of a hexagram, and he was young, only sixteen or seventeen, but there were few people in Maoshan, and most of them had to take over the business independently since they were fifteen years old.

This fat man can stay up for a year or two longer, and the people of Maoshan love him more, no, it should be that this kid's family is rich, and the people of Maoshan have to hurt.

"You have money in your family, and you have a bit of a root for cultivation, where to go is not good, you have to go to Maoshan, I don't say that Maoshan is not good, it's just that this Maoshan chases corpses or something....." Gu Yu touched his chin, and the fat man picked it up, "It's more unappetizing, I often can't eat." ”

Gu Yu secretly thought that I couldn't take it anymore.

You can't eat this, dare to eat air fat?

"Then you still go to Maoshan. ”

"No way, my family is in business, a little money, at first I thought that I was studying for the top prize, when I was a child, I invited three bachelors from the Hanlin Academy, three classes in the morning, noon and evening, three homework, and if I can't do my homework well, I will be beaten by three copies, in fact, it makes sense that I am so fat, and I was beaten .....and swollen by my husband when I was a child."

Gu Yu smiled slightly, yes, it's not fat, everything you say is right.

The fat man felt happy to see Gu Yu so beautiful and very gentle and patient colleague, and as soon as he was happy, the chatterbox opened, "But this person can't force it, I can't read the book after all, I fail every day, I am beaten every day, and my mother can't recognize it." My mother was distressed, plus in those years, the saints valued the descending Tao, and the Taoist Academy accepted people more popular than the other, not to mention the identity and status, and the sneaky ones would not be easily pinched to death, so they planned to stuff me into Qingwei, I was also happy at the time, and finally I didn't have to endorse and read books anymore, and as a result, I entered Qingwei, "Three-year Descending Cultivation Foundation", "Five-year Danshu Cultivation Foundation", "Seven Years of Heavenly Construction", "Twelve Years of Qingwei Cultivation You, Me and Him" , but also divided into upper, middle and lower, each volume has three inches thick, get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the dog, every month you have to take the test, the test can not play the board, is to let you on the top of the mountain to step a horse, a piercing a night, three days of urine is gone, the first month when my mother saw me, I regret not crying to go back to study......"

Gu Yu heard the taste, knocked the melon seeds and asked, "Then what?"

The fat man's eyes were a little red," Then my mother was distressed again, hurriedly took me out of Qingwei, when I went down the mountain, I happened to meet a scholar of Maoshan, he said that I was born blessed, is a good hand in practice, my mother was sad and joyful, said that I was too stupid to read a book, a look on the eyes of a needle, the Taoist priest said it doesn't matter, Maoshan people have never needed to read, my mother is happy, I am also happy, and thinking about the twists and turns of this cultivation road, I am really afraid of making waves again, she threw me to this Taoist priest ruthlessly, and agreed that I must not go to see her before I learned to become famous, and she did not come to see me, so I went to Maoshan。 ”

Gu Yu spit out the melon seed shell, "And then?"

The fat man was expressionless: "Then I haven't read a book again, but I was arranged to sleep in a coffin on the first night in Maoshan, and the next-door neighbor is still a decapitated brother who has been dead for a month. At that time, the Taoist priest, that is, my master, said that Maoshan never talked about it on paper, but it had to be operated on the ground, so I had a story to tell about the corpse since I was nine years old. ”

Gu Yu was silent for a long time, and said: "The masters in this world are the same, good intentions, the dead bald head and another dead old man in my family also said that I was born to descend to the master, and there is no one in the Central Plains for three thousand years, but talent is secondary, and I must experience setbacks, so every time I fight monsters or something, I have to go up to fight monsters first, I respect them very much, and I think about when I will kill them when I have learned the Tao and snatch the position of the head to win the rich and handsome, I think this is the correct way for us to be disciples, and strive to make progress!"

The fat man was deeply shocked when he heard this, and finally held Gu Yao's hand, with tears in his eyes: "I thought the same thing when I slept on the coffin board that night." ”

Gu Yu held him back, "Life will only win if you love to fight!!"

The fat man nodded, and the two looked at each other, feeling that they had found a confidant in life.

But after a while, Gu Yu said: "Why haven't the dishes been served yet, I'm starving." ”

The fat man couldn't stand it anymore, wiping his tears, "Eh, that round-faced young lady, what about the dishes?"

Forgive the little girl for being angry, "Whoever has a round face, you have a round face!"

The fat man was startled, "Oh, how do you know that my face is rounder than yours, you can see it, fate, little sister." ”

The little girl was so angry that she couldn't do it, but after all, she was afraid of the fat Taoist priest who drove away the dead body, and when she saw Gu Yu smiling at the end, she was stunned again.

"Yuanyuan, Hugh is rude! Two guests, wait a minute, the kitchen is cooking, just out of a plate of green bamboo shoots, you eat first. ”

The shopkeeper brought out a plate of hot dishes, looked at the two of them, and then looked at the row of corpses outside, he had much more vision than those ordinary people.

"Yo, the little brother is from Maoshan, right, this is the first time to go out of the school? Maoshan is really the same custom, but when a disciple enters the room, the first thing is to take the deceased on the battlefield back to his hometown for burial, but usually the disciples of Maoshan don't rely much on it when they go out for the first time, they usually want to find some Taoist friends of the same sex to help each other, and it is also to pull contacts in the future..... I think this girl is a peer, but it doesn't seem to be Shenxiao. ”

Gu Yu looked at the other party with a smile, "How did the seniors see it?"

The senior's eyes narrowed and he smiled: "You are such a beautiful little girl, if I have seen it in the past, I will definitely remember it, otherwise other Shenxiao disciples will definitely mention it." ”

Gu Yu: "If I knew that there was a senior at the foot of the mountain who was so discerning, I should have gone down the mountain early to talk to you." ”