Regarding the idea of being Agu's assistant policeman, Mo Lihong was originally unwilling. Listen to it, be Agu's assistant policeman. Not to mention that Mo Lihong didn't know what an assistant police officer was, just one 'Agu's' made him laugh angrily. He is a dignified northern Duowen Heavenly King, and he already looks down on things that the heavenly soldiers can't compare, how can he be Agu's assistant policeman?

No way!

Magic Red is particularly crisp.

Agu said faintly: "Yes, the direct director of the Heavenly Dao doesn't do it? It's a pity." Mo Lihong's eyes were bigger than the copper bells, he couldn't see Agu, and when he heard that Agu didn't speak, he was so anxious that he smoked, and shouted around: "Lord Agu, come out." "Lord Agu, I was wrong, it's really from Heaven, that, assistant police?" "Lord Agu, please, I'll do it, I'll do it!" The little heavenly soldier who escaped the catastrophe saw that he didn't have the heart to deal with it, and ran away on tiptoe.

Mo Lihong scurried around, and when he was almost crying when he squatted on the ground, Agu nodded his finger and put him on the list of assistant police.

In an instant, the system shone brightly: "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the first Heavenly Court Assistant, please divide the Assistant's belonging." ”

1. Traffic, traffic light booths;

2. Urban management, management of city appearance and city style;

3. Police, manage fights and brawls to reconcile neighborhood relations;

4. Criminal police, big and important cases, such as embezzlement, dereliction of duty, murder cases, corruption and dereliction of duty are commonplace in the heavenly court;

5. Armed police, if you don't accept life and death, you will do it, and you won't look at it for the sake of merit;

Agu touched his chin and thought:

The armed police don't need to think about it, they are now the only one who is a demon Lihong, and if they do something with someone, they will be beaten up; the criminal police deal with cases of embezzlement, dereliction of duty, and homicide, and most of those who commit murders in the heavenly court are for the sake of going down to the mortal world, and they have already gone to the mortal world; if they are corrupt and derelict in their duties, the Jade Emperor Lao'er should be the first, and he will not dare to blow up the thorns with 100 dares to borrow the magic rite red.

Urban management can have, police can have, traffic management ...... This is interesting, Heavenly Court still needs to manage traffic? He immediately clicked on the traffic, and if he didn't understand, he would test it first, anyway, the test was not himself.

clicked, and Agu went down to the mortal world.

Mo Lihong only felt a clear head for a while, and smiled with her jaw bowed. He holds the mixed yuan pearl umbrella in his hand, and there are emeralds, grandmother seals, grandmother blue, night pearls, dust beads, fire beads, water beads, cool beads, nine curved beads, fixed face beads, fixed wind beads, and pearls are worn into four big characters: "loading Qiankun". This umbrella does not dare to hold it on weekdays, but when it is opened, the sky is dark, and the sun and moon have no light.

But at this time, he opened the treasure umbrella, and saw a strange building suddenly appear in the middle of the South Heavenly Gate. This building has no walls, only a half-foot-high platform, a cylinder in the center to support the square umbrella cover shape, "umbrella cover" around there are three round glass, the four sides are the same, are red, yellow, green three kinds of color *** Li Hong suddenly knew that this is called 'traffic pavilion'.

The red light stops, the green light goes, the yellow light appears, etc. This sentence appeared in his mind, and he stood in the center of the 'Traffic Hall' with a smile. "In the past, the immortals strictly abided by the rules, and the three lights were like heavenly rules, and the offenders were not forgiven. He said so.

The heavens suddenly rolled like thunder, and his voice rang out from every corner. Mo Lihong suddenly came back to her senses and shrunk her neck. He saw countless great immortals flying out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and it was the head of the ten thousand immortals, the Great Emperor Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor walked over from the Nantianmen, and it happened to be a red light, and his face turned red, and he threw his sleeves and left.

Some immortals did not believe in evil and followed them all over again, some were overjoyed, some were as pale as paper, and some did not change at all, but they passed just when the green light was on.

"What is this?"

"I deducted merit, deducted 3,000 merit. ”

"I deducted 1000. ”

"But I'm fine, I envy you, if you deduct merit, you will soon be able to go to the lower realm. ”

"I don't want to go to the Nether. ”

The gods exchanged heads.

At this time, Agu, whose divine consciousness had just returned to his body, was dumbfounded, he watched the merit value soar up as if jumping off the table, and hurriedly ran to the heavenly court again.

I saw a queue lined up outside the Nantian Gate, thousands of immortals were in good order, leaving when the red light was on, stopping when the green light was on, and the yellow light in the middle was on, and there were also impatient heavenly soldiers and generals who could not wait. They found a rule: the merit value of running a red light is 3,000, and the merit value of running a yellow light is 1,000, which is simply a special and absolute trick.

Mo Lihong cried instead, and he squatted on the steps of the traffic hall, eager to extinguish all the red light runners. Every time someone runs a red light, he has an extra 1,000 merit points, and if he continues like this, he will never think about going down to earth for the rest of his life.

Agu spoke to him: "Hey, what about running a red light, don't care?"

"I'm going to be killed. ”

"Too cowardly, you. ”

"Shall I take care of it?"

"I'm going to kill you. ”

Magic Red ......

After teasing Mo Lihong, Agu's face bloomed with a smile.

How much merit points Mo Lihong has, he can get seventy percent of the benefits. Although hundreds and thousands of merit points are not in the eye, but gathering sand into a tower and gathering less into more, there are so many immortals here, and there is still a swarm of swarms in the back, God knows how many merits come in?

Soon the Western Elysium got the news, and the Buddha, who was barely recovering from his injuries, ran over with the monks, and was confronted by the Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor. Rulai said with a smile and compassion: "My Buddha is merciful, and there is a lot of suffering in the mortal world, and it is the time when I need my Buddha to show his might." ”

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, there are so many immortals in the heavenly court, so don't bother the Buddha." He had heard that the Qingxia Fairy couldn't accept the monk's soul, and his face blossomed with joy when he looked at the traffic pavilion. He had long been interested in the Western Elysium's mortal means, but that kind of means was useless to Heavenly Court, so he couldn't let the West take away Heavenly Court's merits, right?

If you get cheap and sell well, you always say that you need help, although you say that it is disgusting to him, and it also hurts him. On the one hand, you can go down to earth at will, and on the other hand, you have to kill a lot of your own people before you can go down to earth, and over time, there is still an earth fairy world in this human world, where is there a place left for the Daomen to live?

Now that the world is upside down, he can be regarded as proud.

Rulai said sincerely: "I also hope that the Taiqing Jade Emperor will be convenient, even in the past, I have never been stingy." ”

The Jade Emperor made up his mind and was shameless.

Rulai was so anxious that his eyes were bloodshot, and the injury seemed to be about to attack again, and he just wanted to reason with the Jade Emperor, when a familiar melody sounded in his ears. Familiar, it was so familiar, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and roared through gritted teeth: "Agu!"

"Daddy is here. ”

If you really want to crush Agu, press it into the soil hundreds of zhang deep, and build an eighteen-story luxury bathroom on top. He gasped in anger and asked in a muffled voice, "Is this what you did again?"

"That's right, it's Dad. ”

Poof~~ Rulai poured a mouthful of red blood.

The bloodshot eyes stared at Mo Lihong's head, his fingers trembled, and he was about to do it at any time, at this time, the Jade Emperor waved his sleeves, and nine golden dragons hovered around him. The Jade Emperor has achieved positive results after immeasurable tribulations, and his strength is not as bad as how much worse he came, plus a Taishang Laojun......

For example, looking at the gold rope on Laojun's waist, and then looking at the gold bracelet on Taishang Laojun's wrist, he gritted his teeth and retreated with the monks. The scene suddenly became popular, and more immortals joined the camp of reducing merit. Some of the wavering, or determined immortals, also wavered - the sky is boring, not to play with the mortal?

As a result, Agu's merits continued to rise.

The golden horn and the silver horn were also in the queue, and Lao Jun smiled and watched them turn into light and fall into the dust, and said softly: "Agu Xiaoyou, my two boys are not deeply involved in the world, and I still hope to take care of them in the face of Lao Er." ”

"Well said. ”

Agu climbed along the pole: "Can you return the colorful divine stone to me?"

Taishang Laojun was not pretentious, with a wave of his hand, a wisp of five-colored divine light chased after the golden horn and silver horn, and the speed of the silver horn fell slower, and the five-colored divine light fell into his immortal spirit. Agu hurriedly chased after him.

There are six realms of reincarnation, and no one can transcend them.

The two boys fell into the Arctic Continent of the human world, and were guided by Agu while they were still ignorant, and they were reincarnated in Wang Dazhui's house. I have to say that Wang Da Hammer is really lucky, since he followed Agu, he is always afraid that he will have two more baby eggs if he has no son, and he is still a big baby at the level of Heavenly Court Golden Immortal.

With two loud cries, the child came into the world, Wang Dazhui's happy eyes were in tears, and he muttered: "The incense of the old Wang family is really good incense." So he ran to the door of the delivery room. The nurse walked out with the twins in her arms, and just as he was about to pick them up, a pair of hands were inserted in the diagonal ground and she grabbed them first.

"Which one doesn't have long eyes...... Wang Dazhui was extremely angry, and was about to scold, but when he saw the person who came, he hurriedly laughed: "Lord Agu, this child is really blessed, and he is tired of you holding him when he is born." ”

"You're blessed. ”

Agu smiled and said, "One is called Wang Jinjiao, the other is called Wang Yinjiao, and no other names are allowed." I said Wang Dazhu, you have to thank me, the two boys of Taishang Laojun, I got them for you to be your son. ”

Wang Dazhui was almost scared to death, and his five short figures shrank in fright.

One of the children stared at Agu with big black eyes, opened his mouth and spit out, spit out a five-colored divine stone, Wang Dazhui was happy all of a sudden, there is Jia Baoyu in the dream of Red Mansions, and he now has a son born with a colorful divine stone, and he has a face.

Stretching out his hand, he retracted it again, looking at Agu and smiling.

Agu took the colorful divine stone, "This thing is not yours, it was Taishang Laojun who asked the silver horn to help bring it." He handed the golden horn to the nurse to hold, and he hugged the silver horn and coaxed, "Be good, when you grow up, I will give you spiritual wisdom," teasing the baby with his fingers, and the baby grabbed it and sucked: "How can you say that you also helped me refine the pill for a day, and you two brothers will not be treated badly." ”

The baby looked at him and smiled.

Agu returned the baby to Wang Dazhui and went back by himself, without mentioning the merit lottery.