Chapter 3 The Excited Speech, the Poor Talent and the Medicine of the Pharmacist Qin 1
Tao Xiaozhi saw the sword stabbing from three sides, thinking that his body was flying flesh and blood in an instant, and he didn't know if Amu could deny it, so he gave him a piece of "Wanli Xiang" baked cake so that he could sacrifice his hungry soul.
"Stop!"
The sound was as loud as a bell, like magic, which made the guards immobile for an instant, and even the hideous expression was intact.
The tip of the sword was only an inch away from Tao Xiaozhi's chest, and he was only an inch away from death.
Tao Xiaozhi let out a long breath, and put that indifferent smile on his face again.
The curtain of the carriage was pulled open, and a bearded face was revealed, and piercing eyes scanned the surroundings. The loud voice like a bell just now came from the corners of the mouth of this majestic face.
A guard was whispering to the man in the carriage. He waved his hand, and the three guards returned to the queue.
The person in the carriage said to Tao Xiaozhi: "Little ghost, you don't eat milk at home, why are you blocking my way?"
Tao Xiaozhi didn't speak, stroking the frightened horse.
"Do you know who I am?" continued the man in the carriage.
"I know, I've seen it on the martial arts road. Tao Xiaozhi stroked the horse's neck, as if talking to the horse.
Duan Ming said: "Oh, then you know what is the crime of blocking General Ben's driving?"
"I don't know, and I don't want to know. ”
"Okay, what a wild boy!" Duan Ming laughed, "Then can you tell me what you want to do?"
"I wanted a piece of cloth, a very special cloth. Tao Xiaozhi pointed to the strange beast flag and said, "That's it." ”
Duan Ming felt that it was getting more and more interesting. No one has ever dared to be wild in front of him in this life, but this little ghost is pooping and peeing on his head, this feeling is like eating a thousand-year-old chili pepper, which makes people's liver and spleen burst into flames and stars, but I have to admit that it is indeed novel and exciting. So he said:
"Among the armies, the flag is the heaviest. If the flag falls, what does that mean?"
It means that the head moves. ”
"Then how can I give the flag away casually?"
Duan Ming's eyes rolled and he continued:
"I see that you have the demeanor that I didn't know the height of the sky back then, so I'll make a bet with you, okay?"
"How do you want to bet?"
"I will send a soldier to fight you, and whoever falls first will lose. If I lose, you take the flag with you, and if I win, your horse will stay. How?"
"Okay, it's a deal!"
"It's hard to chase a horse!"
Duan Ming said to the soldiers:
"Who wants to fight for me?"
A burly guard with murderous eyes stepped out. He was the tallest man in the ranks, and he was muscular, and the smile on his face was like a blade, and people felt a little chill when they looked at him. However, he has a black mole on his nose with a tuft of hair on it, which looks quite funny.
The guard dropped the saber on his body and stood proudly in front of Tao Xiaozhi, twisting his neck, making a bone rattling sound, and his clenched fists rang out.
He leaned down, exhaled to Tao Xiaozhi and said:
"Can you get started, kid?"
"Not yet. Tao Xiaozhi looked disdainful, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Wait until I release the bad luck on my body." ”
Saying that, Tao Xiaozhi let out a loud fart, and said with a comfortable face:
"Now you can. ”
Everyone looked crying and laughing, only the soldier glared at Tao Xiaozhi, his eyes were on fire, and he rushed over angrily.
Tao Xiaozhi dodged left and right, his eyes staring at the guard's boots. He was watching the guards' footsteps, looking for their weaknesses. Although the guards are huge, they are not agile and even a little clumsy.
Although the guard's footsteps moved clumsily, he had a wide waist and long arms, grabbed Tao Xiaozhi's shirt with one hand, and wanted to lift him up, but Tao Xiaozhi ran under his ribs, and his clothes were torn with a "ho". The guards reflexively pounced, punching indiscriminately, and Tao Xiaozhi dodged from under his side again. The two looked at each other breathlessly. Tao Xiaozhi grimaced and said:
"What a beautiful dress, it's a pity to ruin it. ”
The guards roared, and their teeth and claws pounced, and the placket of their clothes "snapped" in the wind. Tao Xiaozhi did not dodge, but met him.
Tao Xiaozhi made a move "carp jumping over the dragon gate" and jumped into the guard's, crossed the guard's legs, and swept his hands to the guard's ankles
Both fell to the ground at the same time, but the guards fell harder, lost a few front teeth, flattened their noses, and blood flowed freely.
The guards were so angry that they jumped up and punched at Tao Xiaozhi.
"Stop!" Duan Ming scolded angrily, "Do you still want to be Laipi if you lose?"
The guard forcibly retracted his fist, covered his nose with his hands, and retreated angrily.
"Hahaha," Duan Ming raised his head and laughed.
"Hehehe" Tao Xiaozhi hugged his stomach and laughed bitterly.
Duan Ming said: "You won, little ghost!"
Duan Ming continued: "Your idea is good, it is better than Zhuangzi's brain, and I appreciate people who fight with their brains. Hehe. ”
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Awards, awards." That's what everyone else says. ”
Duan Ming asked someone to take down the flag and give it to Tao Xiaozhi.
Duan Ming asked the coachman to move forward, put down the curtain, suddenly opened it again, and said to Tao Xiaozhi:
"Where do I think I've seen you?"
"Oh, by the way, in the Warrior Road. You also crushed the house outside the king's house. This made me accidentally see it. ”
Tao Xiaozhi looked embarrassed, speechless, only a wry smile.
"I'm going to send you to the yamen. Duan Ming said solemnly, "If you damage someone else's house, you have to pay for it." ”
Tao Xiaozhi's face turned even redder, and he ran away if he wanted to.
"Hey, hey, lied to the kids. Duan Ming smiled, "Let me tell you a secret, I hate the old turtle outside Wang Yuan the most." ”
The bell of "Bell Bell" still echoes in Stone Village. Whether it's a farmer working in the fields, a village woman washing clothes by the river, a drunken man in a hotel, or even a scoundrel squatting in a latrine, when they hear the bell, they immediately drop everything and run towards the village square.
The square of Stone Mountain Villa is full of villagers, who are enthusiastically discussing urgent matters that are about to be announced, waiting for the owner of the village to appear.
Song Li strode onto the podium, his posture was chic and moving, and his expression was modest and confident. The villagers suddenly fell silent, and even the crying children held back their voices.
Song Lilai made an opening remark:
"Good afternoon, villagers. ”
The villagers listened. Song Li coughed a few times:
"I have an important matter to announce, and this matter is related to the life and death of Stone Village. ”
"The wicked village unites the Five Tiger Village and the Wild Cat Village to wash the stone village in blood!"
There was a commotion among the villagers, and a tense and heated discussion began again, and the whole square was noisy.
Song Li's assistant had to tell the villagers to stabilize their mood and keep quiet.
Song Li continued:
"The purpose of these bandits couldn't be more obvious, they are here for the Tianji Stone, the treasure of the town and village of Stone Village!"
There was another uproar in the square.
"At the moment of the great enemy, we must unite as one!" Song Li raised his arms and shouted, "From today on, the whole village will be soldiers, swear to defend Stone Village!"
The villagers also shouted in unison:
"Swear to defend Stone Village!
"Swear to defend Stone Village!
Du Bai is a poor and sour talent, withdrawn temperament, rarely interacts with people, likes to travel in the mountains and rivers, indulge in wine and sing. He offended the court by writing poems satirizing the government, so he came to the deep mountains and old forests and settled in Stone Village. He was very poor, so poor that all he had left was books, a room full of books, so he had a name in Stone Village, called "Maggot Chewing Book". Although the name is not very good, at least it shows his true colors well.
He lay in a rocking chair, looking at the cobwebs under the eaves, enjoying the warm feeling of the sunset on his face.
Tao Xiaozhi walked in with his hands in his hand.
Du Bai squinted his eyes and stroked his beard with white flowers and said, "Little ghost, no one told you, do you want to knock on the door before you come in?"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "But I couldn't find the door after looking for a long time." ”
There is indeed a door, but the door panel has long been gnawed off by termites, and there is no door panel how to knock on the door.
Du Bai smiled: "Then you can knock on your head and enter the door, anyway, your head is empty, like a wooden fish." ”
Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's okay to knock on the head, it shouldn't hurt too much when you wear a helmet." ”
Du Bai changed his words and said, "Have you brought anything that should have been brought?"
"Nope. Tao Xiaozhi said, "I brought something that shouldn't have been brought." ”
Tao Xiaozhi took out a wine gourd from behind him and shook it in front of Du Bai's eyes. Du Bai stretched out his hand to grab it, but Tao Xiaozhi hid it behind him again.
"Whose head is empty?"
"Mine, mine. Du Bai replied again and again, "You little ghost!"
"Then it must be louder than a wooden fish?"
"That's, that's. As he spoke, Du Bai bent his fingers and tapped on his head. Suddenly, his eyes widened, and he looked out the door and exclaimed:
"Wow, the flower girl actually peed under the tree!"
Tao Xiaozhi turned his head to see that the gourd in his hand was snatched away. Du Bai drank "grunt" into the mouth of the gourd.
Du Bai let out a long sigh, shook his head and said:
"Bad wine, bad wine! But it seems to be a little less. ”
Tao Xiaozhi also sighed and said, "You old fox, your knowledge of deception is getting lower and lower. ”
Du Bai said: "Just because it's low, those children will be fooled." ”
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Speechless." ”
Du Bai said: "Little ghost, what is the matter with me? ”
Tao Xiaozhi took out a piece of green cloth from his arms, unfolded it and said:
"I want you to take a look at this. ”
Du Bai's face turned pale, and he jumped over and dragged Tao Xiaozhi into a house inside. The house is lined with bookshelves on three sides, and the shelves are stacked with yellowed books. Books of all kinds were scattered messily on the desk, on the bed, and on the floor. The windows of the house are closed and the light is dim.
Du Bai closed the door in a panic:
"How did you get your hands on it?"
"Whoever wins, the bet wins. ”
"Do you know whose flag this is? It's the flag of General Duan, the mighty tiger general!"
Tao Xiaozhi told the ins and outs of the future, but he never mentioned anything other than the collapse of the king.
"What kind of monster is it? I often see it in my dreams. ”
Du Bai lit the oil lamp on the bookcase, spread out the green flag, looked at the patterns on it, and said one by one:
"It's the Holy Beast King Fire Qilin. ”