"Is it nonsense or the truth?" Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Seng ostentatiously after finishing speaking, and made a victory gesture. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Truth. Tang Seng was a little helpless.

"Of course not, I only have money and beautiful women in my eyes. Zhu Bajie said.

"And I only have freedom in my eyes. The sand monk's expression became lyrical, and he said in a poet's tone.

"It's disgusting for you to speak. Sun Wukong looked at Sha Seng with disdain and said.

"Is it disgusting to have a monkey with your nose on yourself?" the sand monk responded.

"How many times have I said that it was an accident, and the accident did not understand, that is, something that should not have happened happened at a time when people did not expect it, and it had a shocking effect, if you dare to talk about my accident again, I will shave off all your beards and transplant them to the white dragon horse. ”

The white dragon horse, who was still slowly moving behind Tang Seng, turned around and walked towards Sun Wukong after hearing Sun Wukong's words, and raised his front hooves towards Sun Wukong.

"Do you have to do this?" said Sun Wukong angrily looking at the white dragon horse who was waiting for him to lift his ass.

"From her, monkey, you forgot what happened last time, you swore not to raise your butt and was still taught a lesson by the monk's tight mantra, bow your head early and suffer less, I have told you this sentence many times. Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong.

"Yes, but why is it pressed every time?" Sun Wukong was puzzled.

"Because at least we're not stupid enough to mess with this grumpy little mare, you have to know whose it belongs to her. Zhu Bajie shook his head.

"Come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower. Sun Wukong closed his eyes and said to the white dragon horse.

After the white dragon horse finished charging, he kicked over, and Sun Wukong flew out like a cannonball that had been discharged.

"A new record. Zhu Bajie took out a piece of steamed bun from his luggage and took a bite, looked at Sun Wukong, who had flown dozens of meters away, and said in surprise, then patted Bailongma's head and said, "Good job." ”

"Touch!" Zhu Bajie also flew out.

"Do you think this is the sorrow of the monk, or the sorrow of the little mare? Zhu Bajie took out the steamed bun that he had protected from his arms, took a bite and asked Sun Wukong not far away.

"I don't know, but no matter whose sorrow it is, I am not sorrowful. Sun Wukong moved.

"It's us, and I've been kicked out too. Zhu Bajie also moved.

"Okay, but if I were to be ranked first, I would definitely be the first sorrow. Sun Wukong said.

"I'm not going to fight with you about this. Zhu Bajie agreed.

"Alright, here we go. The beautiful woman stopped in front of a house and said to the four of them.

"I thought you were rich, but I didn't expect you to be a poor ghost. Sha Seng looked at the house in front of him and said to the beauty.

"What. Sun Wukong came up and slapped Sha Seng in the head.

"This time I'm on the opposite side of you, monkey," Zhu Bajie also said, "I've always felt that this beauty is a rich man." ”

"yes, where did I see it, why didn't I see it. Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and said.

"Think about it, what poor girl would go to the uninhabited forest to play, and she is not afraid of danger, it must be a rich lady who has bodyguards to protect in secret, or a princess who runs out of the palace and does not know the height of the sky, but obviously I guessed wrong. ”

The expression on Zhu Bajie's face was very frustrated, he could have eaten a big meal today, but from the house in front of him, it seems that whether he can have a full meal is a big problem.

"And, as far as I know, if my daughter is so beautiful and her family is poor, shouldn't I sell my daughter to dignitaries in exchange for some food? Zhu Bajie touched his chin and said suspiciously.

"yes, if my parents were still around, they would. The beauty replied.

"Are they dead?" Tang Seng's brows furrowed.

"So to speak, in my heart they are no different from death. The beautiful woman beckoned Tang Seng and they entered the house and poured them tea.

Zhu Bajie looked at the teacup motionlessly.

"What's wrong with you?" asked him.

"I don't want tea, I want to eat, preferably meat. Zhu Bajie said.

"Aren't you monks?" the beauty's eyes widened.

"It's the fact that, in a strict sense, he's the only one who is a monk. Zhu Ba pointed at Tang Seng and said, "So we can all eat meat except for him." ”

"Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, I don't eat pork. Zhu Bajie added.

"Yes, if he eats pork, it won't be so troublesome, just cut a piece from himself. Sha Seng rolled his eyes and said to the beauty, "Do you have human flesh here, I usually eat human flesh, pork is okay if there is no human flesh, in addition to human flesh, my favorite thing to eat is pork." ”

"You still eat human flesh?" the beauty's eyes widened.

"It's not just him, if you can get human flesh, remember to ask for two people. Sun Wukong interjected, "Also, even if there is no flesh, I don't eat pork, and seeing this disgusting thing dangling in front of me every day has already made me lose my interest." ”

"I thought it was because you were of their kind like this pig. Sha Seng said, after meeting Sun Wukong's angry eyes, he swallowed the tea water in his mouth, and slowly put the cup back on the table.

"Why can't monks eat meat, who told you that monks can't eat meat, which law clearly stipulates that monks can't eat meat?" Tang Seng was also a little depressed.

"Monks have to abide by the rules and precepts, and eating meat is tantamount to mutilating living beings, which is a sin. Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said, "You see, I know your fasting. ”

"It's true that monks don't mutilate living beings, but the two things of mutilating living beings and eating meat are completely unrelated, I'm just taking the corpses of living beings who have been mutilated by others to fill my stomach, in a sense, it can be regarded as giving this living creature a home, this is a win-win situation, why not, wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart. Tang Seng argued.

"What are you doing when you tell us so much, you are the master, you know very well in your heart, we have no right to stop you from eating what you want, unless... Unless you say these words to yourself. Zhu Bajie sneered, "It's really interesting to persuade yourself." ”

"Yes, I'm the boss, I can eat whatever I want, I want a pork, thank you. Tang Seng said to the beauty.

"There are only steamed buns and pickles, and there is no flesh, so you can eat them if you can, and if you can't eat them, you can go hungry. The beautiful woman took out a basket of rice from the kitchen and put it on the table and said to the four of them.