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After Tiandao appeared, Agu posted this slogan on the bedside, although Tiandao is the most public, and it is something like programming NPC if it doesn't sound good, but people come from a big place, and they work under Tiandao's hands, and they can't do it if they are not careful.

Especially the ultimate task of the human world, Agu's careful liver jumps, the burden is too heavy, and he can't bear it.

I thought that the Heavenly Court Police was literal, the police, catch the bad guys, and enforce the law impartially, of course, he didn't care about some small personal feelings, and he didn't feel anything if he could slow it down, but after carefully reading the interpretation of this task, he was silent.

"Establish a harmonious order in the world, completely put an end to discordant situations such as corruption, corruption, bullying, respect for the strong, and the law of the jungle, and establish a unified law enforcement order, and the world is good - the task period is 100 years, the reward is unknown, and the punishment for failure is unknown. ”

Your sister!

Agu really wanted to drag down the Heavenly Dao and stepped on 100 feet fiercely.

Why don't you just let me be the emperor, and you have to be an emperor who is more wise and martial than Kangxi, this is an impossible task at all, okay?

Forget about corruption, the state has been working hard to clean it up, and there is a helper to some extent, but the strong are respected? Is this the inferior nature of human beings? To put it bluntly, it is nature, from the flood to the ancient, from the ancient to the feudal, from the feudal to the modern, what is not the big fish eating the small fish, the small fish eating the shrimp? This is the original sin of the human race, and it is also the driving force behind the progress of the human race.

Of course it can't be, the way of heaven is not so 2b.

Then think about it carefully, that is, to establish a perfect system under the condition of ensuring normal order, to ensure that humans, monsters, and warriors get along harmoniously... Oh my God, I'm a man, not a god...

Wait, this thing of the Heavenly Court Police, it doesn't seem to be a human being? Agu is full of black lines in his head.

Phew.

The slogan was torn off and torn apart, and Agu slammed it on the bed with a grin, "System, how to use 500 merit points?"

"Earth Immortal Realm. "Be concise.

"What about the ultimate mission?"

"Leave it to death. ”

The system is getting more and more bullish, and there is a rhythm that doesn't put the boss of Tiandao in his eyes, in fact, it's no wonder that people, I thought I was in charge of the Tianting Police APP, that is, the instructor and observer manager of the Tianting police, and the power was in the hands to do something, but as soon as Tiandao came forward, he sent a dog pi task that he didn't know, hey, do you understand that you are overstepping your authority?

It's like the police chief is in charge of the place, everything has been arranged, and the president suddenly gives an order, what are you all going to do, what is the boss?

"Hey, hey, hey, is it really good for you to do this, when the mission fails, what should I do if the five thunders hit me?"

"If you can live for 100 years, you will be an old oilman, and the way of heaven can destroy you to find a new tender? ”

"Leave it alone?"

"No matter. ”

Spit out two words very simply, the system was suddenly stunned, he seemed to be damaged by Agu, it wasn't like this before, Agu Tie will not admit it, the one who is close to Zhu is red and the one who is close to the ink is black, the system You have been with us for so long, you must be learning from the good side, and the bad is your own bad nature, which has nothing to do with us.

"Meow. ”

A cat meowed, and the door was kicked open.

Emperor Meow swaggered in, "What about the dried fish? What about the beef noodles? If not, just a few Orleans lobsters can be made, it doesn't need to be big, and the three catties and five catties of this meow can accept it." ”

The system hurriedly blacked out the screen, and Agu was full of black lines in his head.

The crackling sound came from the kitchen, Agu knew that his refrigerator must have been poisoned again, and hurriedly ran over, sure enough, the whole kitchen was in a mess, Tiandao purple gas was turned out as perfume, and the fruits were all in the trash can (for meow, fruits are basically garbage), oil, salt, sauce and vinegar were sorted and placed, probably these are the neatest things in the kitchen today.

"I didn't even cook it, and I want to cook for this meow, which cat have you ever seen cook for yourself, bad review!"

Emperor Meow muttered in his mouth, smiled and tossed out the 5A-grade Kobe beef that Mo Xiaopang had prepared for him, turned on the gas stove, oiled it, turned on the fire, made it according to his favorite taste, and served it.

A delicate, skinny Siamese cat elegantly wrapped a napkin around herself, in fact, it was Agu's towel, holding a knife in her left hand and a fork in her right hand, and began to eat very elegantly, not forgetting to leave a plate for Agu, a small piece of meat the size of a thumb on the white ceramic plate.

Agu looked at Emperor Meow's full plate, and then at his thumb-sized piece of meat (diced meat?), and gritted his teeth with hatred.

Suddenly he smiled again, he couldn't cook, and the meat had been in the refrigerator for three months.

"Well, it's delicious. "Emperor Meow enjoys the delicacy of expired.

Agu smiled and watched it finish eating: "This meat hasn't moved for half a year." ”

"Meow?"

Agu shrugged his shoulders: "I don't know how to cook, so I just keep it there, didn't you see it last time?"

Vomit~~~

The fluffy claws are dead throat and eyes, and Emperor Meow has a feeling that he wants to cut Agu into eight pieces, last time, there was a lobster in the refrigerator, and the ready-made ones don't eat meows and pull others?

"It seems that I remember wrongly, I didn't put it for half a year. ”

"Meow?" Meow Dile vomited until the flesh in his throat and eyes and swallowed it again.

That's three months. ”

Gash ~~~ Ben Meow is going to kill you!

......

The weather is getting colder, and the students of the police academy can still stand it during the drill, and they also wear thick down jackets on weekdays, and they watch the students of the history department talking and laughing and walking over, their eyes are full of envy.

"They are in good health just wearing these clothes on such a cold day. ”

"Shhhh ”

"You're talking about the head of the tiger? God, he's the champion of the city's sanda, and it's no problem to beat ten of us at a time. ”

"But people said that the students of the history department can beat him 10 times, and he is particularly one-handed, what kind of monster is inside?"

"It seems to be carefully selected by the whole country, we still have to take the exam after graduation, and we have to wait for the assignment after the exam, and they are directly senior police officers, which seems to be very special, and it belongs to police secrets. ”

"Well, it's not comparable, don't be envious. ”

Hearing the students' discussions, the students of the history department all raised their heads high, and as soon as they arrived at the training ground, they hurriedly bowed their heads and laughed.

"Brother Gu is good. ”

"It's so early, Brother Agu, who is going to fight with you today, isn't it me?"

"I'm sorry, Brother Gu, I didn't come yesterday when I had diarrhea. ”

Ma Li greeted him humbly, and the stocky man ran to the side like a mouse, and immediately got up when he was far away from Agu: "Who is fighting with me today? Come on, come on, you're welcome, whoever is the dog!"

A group of people laughed: "Yesterday it was arranged, you and Zhou Guangde are fighting." ”

Zhou Guangde clenched his fists and strode over.

"This, I'm not good for diarrhea, Tutor Yue, I'm asking for leave!"

Yue Rugou grabbed him with a dark face: "It's okay if you don't fight Agu, Zhou Guangde, are you afraid? Every time you fight with Agu, you have diarrhea, cold, and cold, what are you laughing at, it's you! Last time your grandfather died, last time your grandfather moved the coffin, last time your grandfather was resurrected, and the day after tomorrow it was your turn to fight Agu, does your grandfather have to die again?"

The student laughed wryly: "How can it, my grandmother got married the day after tomorrow." ”

Nima's whole face darkened.

The teaching of the history department is very simple, the cultural class is the direction of cooperation with various departments, pay attention to matters, as if he arranged missiles, at most a little knowledge of reconnaissance, the combat course is to train each other, really beat to the death, others sweat more on weekdays, fight less blood, they bleed more on weekdays, they really encounter something, either deal with the enemy, or can't deal with the enemy, and they can run away themselves, right?

It's just a cultural class, everyone learns their own, Agu studies the most, but in the combat class, Agu hasn't been able to fight anyone yet.

Yue Ru pointed at the student for a while: "You, you, and you, the three of you fight with Agu." ”

"My aunt is here!"

"My aunt, no, I'm a man, I'm me, I'm urethritis, I have to go to the doctor!"

"I... If you don't fight, you can just kill me!"

The trainees are jumping chickens and dogs, and the actual combat is a real gun and a real knife, just the Aguna Tang knife... Forget it, even if you don't have a Tang knife, you can't beat others, it's pure abuse, and what's even more terrifying is that the students secretly glanced to the west, and their mouths trembled.

Emperor Meow is walking up the 90° building wall step by step.

"I'm a little black cat, meow. ”

"It's good to climb the wall every day, meow. ”

Cute and dumbfounded, they can walk up the 90° wall, completely ignoring the gravitational acceleration, and they can't help but deeply imagine that this is a terrifying lynx at the level of a cornice-walking wall.

"What a fight, that cat can abuse us all. ”

"It's so speechless, isn't that cat going to go to demon prison? Although he didn't kill anyone, he had to be sentenced to two years for robbery and stealing. ”

"It's sentenced, out-of-prison discipline, the above sentence is given to Agu for discipline, and there is a subsidy. ”

"Where is this discipline, it's clearly to give him a war pet baby, it's originally a BUG-level monster, now..."