Text Volume 1_Chapter 16 Meditation on Water, Fire, and Poison: Grandpa and Fangs (1)
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The idiot ghost carried Tao Xiaozhi on his back, making earth-shattering jumps, his tongue fluttering, and marched in the direction of the old man with pigtails.
"Oh oh ~ idiot ghost, you dance so high!!" Tao Xiaozhi shouted wildly in mid-air, "I can almost pick the stars in the sky!"
"In vain!"
"Oh~heh! that's great!!"
The two of them (no, it should be one person and one ghost) were so happy that they were almost fluttering, screaming and laughing wildly in the sky where the white fish belly was first revealed, as if they had forgotten the whole world.
The idiot jumped so high that it was easy to find the forest of weeds in the middle of the air, and besides, the old man with his pigtails carried a stone lamp that glowed orange.
So, they quickly found the old man with pigtails, and the fire star arrived there almost at the same time, because his bounce power was also very good.
Tao Xiaozhi, Huo Xing, and the idiot ghost were surprised to find that the old man with pigtails and the little melon were firmly tied in the weeds like a net by the finger-thick noodle-like thing, unable to move.
"What's going on?!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Which bastard tied you up here?Who did it?!"
As soon as the old man with pigtails saw them, his face suddenly turned pale, his round eyes opened, his nose hair curled up with two brushes, and his lips trembled: "Ghost... What the hell!"
Then, the old man with the braided beard rolled his eyes and fainted.
Tao Xiaozhi looked dazed, scratched his head and said, "What the hell? Where is the ghost?"
Huoxing pointed at the idiot ghost and said angrily, "Isn't this a ghost! Damn yellow man, who told you to bring a demon to you!!"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "He is my friend, he has no surname and no name, I call him an idiot ghost." He's not a hungry ghost, and I gave him half a pancake to eat. β
Huoxing was so angry that his whole body trembled, and he said loudly and angrily: "I didn't mean that the hungry are hungry, they are vicious evil, they are evil ghosts, do you understand?!"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "He's not a ghost, he's a very cute ghost, but sometimes it's a little clumsy, hehe~"
"It's cute?!" said Huoxing's nostrils with a fiery air, "It's cute, why did it scare my beloved uncle?!"
"If he's an evil ghost," Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "why don't you scare you?!"
"Because I am the most handsome fire star in the world! Just as a stone will never be afraid of eggs!"
"Don't beat your substandard metaphor again, can you? idiot ghost, he's the cutest ghost in the world!"
"No, he's a demon! Look at his horrible countenance, his sharp teeth, his long tongue... β
"It's called cute, do you understand? You're a ghost, a vicious imp... β
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The two of them are like fire and water do not get along, they are red-faced and red-eared, and their spit is flying, and it seems that it will be difficult to solve the problem without a bloody rain.
But unlike Tao Xiaozhi and Huo Xing, the idiot ghost and Xiao Guagua are more talkative. This pet and a ghost seem to be old friends who haven't seen each other for more than 20 years, and as soon as they meet, they get excited, and they turn over their greetings, one "wow wow wow" nonsense, and one responds with "white and white" nonsense, and the two things are very interested in each other.
Tao Xiaozhi and Huo Xing were dumbfounded beside them, and suddenly forgot about the war of words, and once again turned hostility into a dove of peace.
"They seem to be old acquaintances!" Tao Xiaozhi said to Huoxing, "Can they understand each other's language?"
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"Maybe they're the same thing. Tao Xiaozhi said.
"They're not the same thing!" Flaming Star said angrily, "Didn't you see that one was a ghost and the other was a pet?!"
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The tongues of the two struck together again, intertwining with each other, forming a huge dead knot that could not be untied.
"Don't quarrel anymore, two born dead enemies!" the old man with pigtails was awakened by the sound of their quarrel, and said sleepily, "I can't sleep a little longer!"
But when he found out that there was another idiot ghost beside him, he suddenly realized that he exclaimed, "Oh, I'm scared! This evil ghost is still here!!"
Tao Xiaozhi put aside the fire star and hurriedly said to the old man with pigtails: "He is not an evil ghost, he is my friend, and he is a very cute person. What he does best is the high jump and the long jump!"
"After all, it's still a ghost!" said the old man with pigtails, "Since he is your friend and he won't hurt people at will, then I'm relieved, but I'm still a little scared!"
"Are doctors also afraid of ghosts?" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "Then you didn't sleep all night out of anxiety and panic? After all, a doctor has also healed many people." β
In Tao Xiaozhi's eyes, doctors and butchers are both the same knife, and there is not much difference.
"I'm afraid!" said the old man with pigtails, "The doctor is also a human being, why can't he be afraid of ghosts?"
Huoxing stood here for so long, completely engaged in the argument with Tao Xiaozhi just now, as if he had only discovered the existence of the old man with pigtails now.
"What happened?" Flaming Star exclaimed, "which bastard tied you up here, and who did that?!"
This sentence seemed to be what Tao Xiaozhi said as soon as he saw the old man with pigtails just now, and somehow suddenly ran into Huoxing's mouth.
Huoxing was about to step forward to help the old man tear off the noodle nets, but the old man shouted to stop him: "Go away! Don't touch me! Don't touch these damn noodles!"
Huoxing put his head in his hands and said as if he was crying, "Dear uncle, why don't you let me help you untie these ropes?
The old man with pigtails took a lot of effort to elaborate on the characteristics of this noodle-like thing, and Huoxing nodded his head tearfully, but he still didn't seem to understand.
"Then what should we do?" said Huo Xing, looking helpless and looking up to the sky, "You can't touch these things, and if you do, you will stick to them, and even if you use a wooden stick to pick these things apart, it will pull tighter and tighter, and the more elastic it pulls, the more sticky it will be!
"I have a way!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "I have thought of a way to deal with these things!"
"What's the solution?" asked Vulcan eagerly, "Say something!"