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"The inventory has been completed, and there are 80 million copies of "Fufa Hongchen". ”

"It's only been a long time, Agu has actually got 80 million copies of "Angry Law Red Dust", my Tang Dynasty has taught and transformed in the eternal world, and the foundation of a thousand years is like iron and stone!"

In addition to the great Confucians from far away from overseas, even the Great Confucians guarding the frontier have arrived, and they congratulated Ouyang Xiu, and their eyes full of envy and jealousy were not concealed--in the face of 80 million volumes of doctrine, even if they were jealous to the point of soul explosion, what would be the matter? This is not a shame!

And where their eyes fell more fiery, Agu stood quietly next to the yellow flower wood seat. Ouyang Xiu had long been immersed in the handwriting and ink of 80 million books, and he had long forgotten all the things he had promised. Agu had to light a book and light the cigar with the golden thread of the burning book—an absolute paramount item sent by the Cuban state along with nineteen volumes of ancient decrees.

The rich aroma of cigars, of course, the most important thing is the smell of burning books woke Ouyang Xiu up, and he twitched his jaw in distress, but there was nothing he could do with Agu. "What about the old man Xuelin?" he asked the big Confucian next to him.

"It's a retreat. ”

"Nonsense! Some time ago, I robbed his Azure Monkey Gourd and called him out!"

"It's really a retreat. ”

The questioned Daru looked embarrassed, Ouyang Xiu felt even more ugly, he just wanted to be angry, he saw Agu sitting on the yellow flower wood chair specially prepared for Xuelin Su Lao with a grin, and said with a smile: "That's fine, since Xuelin Su Lao is not here, I think Ouyang can also call the shots, right?" Originally, I prepared 8 billion copies of the printing of the doctrine for Xuelin Su Lao, and since this is the case, I will print 8 billion more copies for you. Datang has a total population of 8 billion, and each person can still use two books, otherwise one can be used to read, and one is not bad to play with fire. ”

As soon as the words fell, the flames of the 72 ever-bright lamps in the main hall suddenly burst to a height of more than three feet, and the strong light flashed in everyone's eyes. Those great Confucians hurriedly sacrificed their cultivation, but unfortunately it didn't have any effect, and they could only see a white expanse. And in this dazzling white light, Ouyang Xiu was smiling, he looked at Agu who was not surprised at all, and also watched the 8,000 'blind' wind guards quickly form a formation, protecting Agu tightly in the center.

Bai Angzhi, Luo Xian, as well as Emperor Meow, Lin Zixia and others also protected Agu, except for the big yellow flower wood chair that Agu was sitting on, there was no other gap, but when they could see it, they found that there was a person standing on the back of the yellow flower wood chair, no taller than his chest, his face was ruddy, and some blue and yellow fine hair hung down on his face, like a seven or eight-year-old child.

"It's old, it's useless. The boy coughed twice, his voice as old as the sound of sawn wood, and suddenly his figure blurred twice, and became shorter, like a child of five or six years old. Xuelin Su Lao Ka has been cultivated for two thousand years in 999, and his life span is already on the verge of ending, if he hadn't cultivated a strange method that can rejuvenate himself, I'm afraid he would have entered the coffin a long time ago, and the grave grass didn't know how tall it had grown.

Xuelin Su Lao pointed at Ouyang Xiu and scolded: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, if it weren't for the front waves that have no way up the sky and no way to enter the ground, how could you be photographed on the beach?

Ouyang Xiu's nose was horizontal, and he didn't speak.

Xuelin Su Lao stood on the back of the yellow wood chair, looked down at the chair that was taller than him, and slid down with his two small short legs, and sat on the back of the chair. His feet hung down on Agu's shoulders, kicking and stomping, rubbing the claws of the three-clawed dragon on Agu's shoulders. "Tempting is profitable, and profit will be followed. You kid should know the significance of the 8 billion copies of the doctrine to the old decay, and what is the purpose of promising such heavy profits? The old decay should not want to come forward, and he should be so heavy on the profits, I am afraid that the old decay's current body will not be able to cope with it. ”

"The world seeks power, profit, fame, and wealth, you kid have no shortage of them, and what do you want from the old man?

Agu Tou didn't look back and said, "Su Lao Mingjian." ”

"Tiye Huti, the strong people of Buddhism are like clouds, and the power is as big as the sea, although my Tang Dynasty is prosperous, but it can't withstand such civil strife. Don't think about the Buddha giving face to the old man, the old man doesn't eat hard and soft, and he is an extremely difficult character to get along with, he said that Xiong Wuying will not kill your whole family, then the whole family will die, and the old man can't do anything. Xuelin Su Lao stretched out his hand and patted the back of Agu's head, and said with a smile: "Besides, you don't owe Xiong Wuying anything, if he wants to kill you, he has to pass my Confucianism." If he dares to make a move, the moment he puts down the dragon robe, it will be the time for him to die in Huangquan, right?" looked at Ouyang Xiu as he spoke, only to exchange for a big white eye.

Agu shrugged his shoulders: "I really don't believe that someone doesn't eat soft and hard." ”

"That's what happened to the Buddha of Bunmachi. If you want to say soft, there are countless treasures in Buddhism; if you want to say hard, if you are in a normal state, you can still touch it, and now you ......" Xuelin Su Lao smiled bitterly and patted his tender little hands: "You have also seen the current situation of the old decay, Wending Buddha is also an old acquaintance, when the old decay is not in good shape, when he can be killed if he is alone, he knows better than anyone else." ”

He jumped off the back of his chair and stood in front of Agu, who was also a head taller than him when he sat up, and he could only look up. But the eyes of this 'little boy' shone with wisdom, which was the accumulation of thousands of years of experience, and he looked up at Agu as if he was standing in front of a giant, as if he was not looked up to, but he stretched his neck and raised his head, and he couldn't see the insignificance of people's little fingers.

Agu had never felt this way before, and now he felt uncomfortable all over his body, and he couldn't sit on the wide chair. Xuelin Su's smile is getting bigger and bigger, and the sense of oppression from experience and wisdom is getting stronger and stronger. He waited for Agu to get up from his chair, for Agu to squat on the ground, for Agu to raise his head and look up at him, and then to offer the 8 billion copies of the doctrine in both hands.

He believed that he couldn't solve things and no one could solve them, including this kid with a lot of ability. But at this time, Agu suddenly asked: "I heard that your old doctrine is "Universal Verticality", which includes the Tang Dynasty and all small countries, and can make the Tang Dynasty last forever?

A hint of surprise flashed in the eyes of the elder Xuelin, but he said with a smile: "If it is according to your standards, my doctrine is far beyond the classification of a product, do you say it is good or not?"

"That's it. ”

Agu pointed to the room full of books: "8 billion volumes, a treasure is generated, I don't know how much Confucian righteousness is endowed with, I don't know how much immeasurable merit is, and I don't know how much to increase the cultivation speed of monsters." I am willing to take out the treasure of printing 8 billion copies of "Universe Horizontal" in exchange for the support of the Dragon King family. ”

The sense of oppression disappeared suddenly, and the old man was so frightened that his teeth fought: "You, you, what are you talking about? 8 billion volumes of doctrine are made from a single treasure? This, this, how strong is this Confucian righteousness, and how strong is the merit of heaven? You didn't lie to me?!!!

"It's a fact. ”

Xuelin Su Lao looked at him deeply, he dared to guarantee that no one could lie in front of him, and Agu didn't either! This made him even more surprised, frightened, and almost crazy! "No! This is the supreme treasure of Confucianism, you can't give it to the demon clan! You, I, I won't agree anyway!"

"Old guy, the thing is not yours, why don't you agree?" Ouyang Xiu said with pity: "The baby is Agu's, people can use it as they like, if you are not satisfied, don't get it, which one of you here is not willing to have 8 billion copies of teachings to educate the world? You are so old, can you give the opportunity to young people?"

Li Zhengfeng replied strangely: "I still have less than 300,000 copies, old-timers, students are talented, it is better to give the opportunity to students." If you don't learn to teach and educate the world, I believe you won't live long, right?" He touched his chin: "Hmm, you are old and dead, Ouyang Xiu is the new old scholar, Ouyang Xiu is still my senior brother...... Ha, doesn't Lord Ben need to dress up, and the Jinluan Hall can walk sideways?"

Ouyang Xiu's face turned purple with anger, "You, you," pointed at Ouyang Xiu's nose and roared: "How can you say that the old man is also your uncle, and he hugged you when he was a child, so you treat the old man like this?" and then kicked Li Zhengfeng in the ass: "Stinky boy, you are even more bastard! Your parents died early, who pulled you up with a handful of shit and urine? Can you feed all the hard work of the old decay to the dog?"

"The one who pulled me big was a wooden golem who told you to break it later. Li Zhengfeng patted his ass and stood up, muttering nonsense.

"No filial piety, no filial piety, no filial piety!" Xuelin Su Lao jumped up, his eyes rolled around his bones, and when he looked at Agu, he smiled all over his face: "Lao Yu agreed, as long as you print 8 billion copies of the doctrine for Lao Yu, and then take out that treasure, Lao Yu will help you with this." It's not for the Dragon King family, the Dragon King of the East China Sea owes the old man a favor, so he doesn't need this treasure to come forward, he has to give the old man a benefit. ”

Agu faced him with a smile on his face. People are old spirits, ghosts and old spirits, the old saying is really true. This scholar is worthy of being an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, or a literati who has lived for thousands of years. It is said that literati are pedantic, fake and honest, and easy to deceive, but he didn't see these things from Xuelin Sulao, all he saw were old treacherous and cunning.

It's a pity that even if such characters are under unequal resource information, they are useless under the irresistible temptation. Agu moved the body of the chair back when he was oppressed, and lay down along the arc of the yellow flower wooden chair with a grin, his fingers swinging back and forth: "You always seem to have misunderstood, you always have to give money for the printing of the 8 billion doctrine, double,"

Suddenly, he blinked his eyes and asked softly, "You're always rich, aren't you?"