What would you do if someone threw money at you?

Agu thinks that if someone smashes himself in the face with a hundred and eighty thousand, he must be tired and crooked, and if he doesn't beat him up with peach blossoms on his face, he won't be surnamed Gu, but a cat with Siamese blood, skinny and short-haired Meow Emperor who looks super kawaii cute, smashed out a stack of money, that feels cute, okay?

"I'm tired of being alive, right, and the little monster dares to be arrogant. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "horsepower rolled up his sleeves.

Yu Tongyun watched coldly, she is a member of the Yu family, not to mention such a little monster, the big monster with a hundred years of skill is not unseen, and there are a few people at home who watch the gate, for the descendants of immortals like them, monsters are monsters, low-level creatures.

Agu is their chief, although they want to drive Agu down and sit in the position of chief student, but as long as they are still the chief for a day, Agu is humiliated, it is no different from their own insults.

What's more, it's still a lowly cat demon, a drag oil bottle among monsters.

"Do you want me to teach it a lesson? "Ma Li remembers the dignity of status.

Agu hasn't gotten used to the treatment of the chief student, the ancient family always talks about the glory of hundreds of years, it's not too far away for him, he doesn't know the weight of the chief born in the hearts of these immortal descendants, if he knows, then... It's fun, isn't it?

He waved his hand and picked up the red tickets scattered on the ground.

A smile bloomed on his face.

It's different from what the Bai family sent and the school gave, it's normal to help people do things and get money, of course, it's normal to give more, a little tip is also normal, and you have to buy a car and a house, Agu took a while to figure out the routine of heaven, salary, salary and tips or something is legitimate income, that's his money, but the benefits of selling treasures and saving people or something, all the benefits are handed over to the public, and if you don't build a primary school, then wait for the five thunders to hit the top.

There are almost two or three thousand, and two plates of beef noodles are less than 100, and the monster's money is really easy to earn.

Yu Tongyun and Ma Li almost went crazy, you are the chief of the Tianhai Police Academy, do you know, do you really want to be a takeaway brother and deliver beef noodles to two kittens? This subverted their cognition.

Ma Li's mouth trembled: "Agu, you, how can you do this?"

Yu Tongyun tried hard to vomit, this iron can't be.

Agu smiled: "Isn't this what the film police do, we are still only students, and we can only become traffic police officers after four years, what's wrong with practicing in advance?"

Others pay, he does things, normal labor income, there is no problem, Meow is always arrogant, he still likes it.

Monsters, warriors, or something, in his heart, he hasn't separated a three, six, nine, etc., it's all creatures, and the kitten in front of him is almost the same as his own pet.

Ma Li's whole body was messy: "But, you, you are our chief." ”

Agu frowned: "The chief student can't do this?"

"No, you can't. ”

"Really?"

The two of them shook their heads together, "Absolutely not." ”

"Okay. ”

Agu was very distressed and took out one and handed it to Ma Li: "You go." ”

...

After wandering around the Demon Folk Building, Agu got on the elevator and pressed the 6th floor, and soon arrived at room 606.

This is Mo Xiaopang's home, there are 4 students who investigate the demon area, he, Mo Xiaopang, as well as Yu Tongyun and Ma Li, the top combat power of the students of the history department have been sent, it can only be said that the demon area is really important, if it is chaotic, it is no different from the chaos of the entire Tianhai City.

Yueru Hook told him to keep in touch, for fear that something would go wrong, but Agu really didn't care, the system had a search range of 100 meters, if there was a monster who did evil, he was determined to come out of the task, he wandered around for so long, and he didn't receive any information at all.

Thinking that the moon is right, just made a mistake, that monster didn't dare to come to the demon area to make trouble, it should hide in the lively urban area, and the underground drainage pipe is the best place.

Of course, the monsters they can think of can also think of, don't underestimate the IQ of the monsters, not much worse than people, maybe they have gone out of the city and hid in the county or township below, Yue Rugou also informed the police department, and paid extra attention to the abnormal situation.

This is a normal police department, a police station of the public security bureau or something, and the special police force is very strong, but more than 8,000 cities across the country are scattered, and the criminal investigation and control field or something has to rely on regular security forces.

There are even times when the assistance of the army is needed...

......

Yue Ru hook and more than 100 students swept the underground pipelines of the entire Tianhai City.

Including the urban area and the surrounding 12 counties, sewage pipelines, communication pipelines, underground cables, gas channels... All the dark places have been checked clearly, no trace of evil demons has been found, and there is also 24-hour real-time monitoring on the ground, and all police units have jointly investigated, and no large and powerful monsters have been found.

When they returned to the campus, they saw that the charming woman had woken up, and this woman was also familiar with herself, so she went to the cafeteria to make soup and served it to Zhou Guangde.

Ignoring the steel spikes on his shoulders.

The woman is dressed in a white and blue hospital gown, with heavy makeup removed, which is quite a bit of a small jasper, the goose egg-shaped star face is not powdered, it looks weak and lovable, and the loose hospital gown can't cover the exquisite waistline, and the crisp chest is swollen, which makes people feel hot.

It's a pity that Zhou Guangde can't get hot, his true qi can deviate from his internal organs, but it can't deviate from his life, the original dysfunctional place is completely damaged, and he has to be removed, which is also the only time he was moved during the operation, and the egg hurts.

The woman had an attitude of not being able to repay him, swept the bandage between his legs, and there was no abnormal expression, Rao is Zhou Guangde was born in a family of immortals who respected the strong, and his heart was also hot, feeling that this woman was different from others.

Yue Rugou walked in with a calm face: "Is it better? There is bad news, Tianhai City and 12 counties have been checked, and there is no news of evil demons." ”

"What about the Demon People's District? where Agu and Yutong Yuncha were. ”

"There's no news either, Agu has called, and the faces that have been infested recently are all birds, not the monsters. ”

"So what are you doing here? I can't help you like that. ”

"Come and see you, how can I say that as a cadet, I have fulfilled the duties of the traffic police, I have to thank you. ”

"Don't lie. ”

Zhou Guangde patted the bandages all over his body, and put his hands together in the middle, "I maliciously hurt my classmates, and the arrest warrant is almost down, do you handcuff me now, or wait until I am injured and sent directly to prison?"

"What are you doing with cuffs?"

"I shot at Agu, malicious harm. ”

"Oh, this. ”

Yue Rugu waved his hand and said: "Agu told me, if he doesn't sue you above, even if I report your matter, what is the matter if there is no victim? ”

The woman's face was ecstatic.

Zhou Guangde said unsteadily: "But I have committed a crime. ”

"I have made up for it. Yue Ru hook opened it and poured himself a bowl of thermos cup, the old hen stewed soup was greatly replenished, and he was tired and just nourished.

The woman hurriedly persuaded: "Engong is a good person, don't think about this, rest assured." ”

Zhou Guangde's face was complicated.

Since he was a child, there is no word for generosity in his dictionary, and Agu let him understand the meaning of this word thoroughly, but the object is himself, and the pimple in his heart is not a taste, and it seems that there are ants crawling all over his body.

Guilt overflowed in his chest, and the horizontal flesh on Zhou Guangde's fat face trembled, "This... I don't have Agu's number, can you give him a call for me?"

"Why do you want me to call? Give you his number, the internal trumpet is coming, 78359230, call yourself." ”

"Can you help me?"

"So lazy..."Yue Rugou finished drinking the soup, saw the complicated expression on Zhou Guangde's face, and suddenly realized: "It's really rare, the bandits of the Zhou family will be embarrassed, okay, I'll fight, what do you want to say to him?"

"Just say..."

Zhou Guangde thought for a while, "Let's just say that the demon is very big, and his strength is very violent that does not match his size, I was defeated with just one move, at least 40 years of skill, let him be careful." ”

"Didn't you say that? oh..."

Yue Rugou smiled, this is a sign of concern and goodwill, the students get along harmoniously, and his life as a mentor is also comfortable, this call can be made. He took out his mobile phone to dial, and just dialed two digits, the woman cautiously spoke.

"Eun Gong, you said... That monster is huge?"

"yes. ”

"But I saw that the monster had gotten smaller, and it was a cat. ”

Mao, Yueru Hook and Zhou Guangde looked at each other, and after a while, they both saw each other's faces turn green.

"Being able to change the body shape, that's more than 50 years of skill, and only a monster at the level of flying eaves and walls can do it. ”

"If I can't survive at the level of flying eaves and walls, I can't be so strong, right?"

"I can't say, some monsters with special abilities are not very strong in physical strength, but the cornices are one level higher than you, and that is the existence that has evolved to another level, no matter how you say it, you can't escape the pursuit of others. ”

"Is that youkai injured?"

"It's possible, but..."

The two of them stared at the attractive woman together, not caring about looking at her breasts, face, and eyes: "You didn't lie?"

The woman timidly said, "Really, I can see clearly, that monster has become a cat." ”

......

The horsepower is really authentic, no one asked for it, he first took out the money for the treat, Agu only gave him a red ticket, he got four beef noodles, and by the way, he brought ten roast ducks from the time-honored fruit wood, five catties of fresh and fragrant braised yellow beef, three plates of sweet and sour mandarin fish, two chilled watermelons, a bunch of apples, and a large stack of 50 sauce-flavored ghee cakes as the staple food.

The most satisfying thing for Agu is the two-pound steamed lobster with oil and garlic, which is rare to eat in his family when he was a child, so he has a good bite.

Meow Mei looked at her poor beef noodles, and then looked at the horsepower of the big bags and small bags hanging on her body, and pounced on her with a meow, and she couldn't get rid of it.

"Hey, take care of your girlfriend. Horsepower roared.

The Siamese cat licked its mouth vigorously, and followed with a graceful pace: "Humble humans really enjoy it, why do you eat fragrant and drink spicy food, our meow emperor only has beef noodles, and this meow also pays." ”

swaggered, entered the door of 606 before the horsepower, and the T-shaped doorknob jumped up, which was called a cool one.

The meow girl raised her head proudly and followed the graceful catwalk.

"Come in, come in, eat together. "Agu is very greedy, no matter how many people come, just enough to eat, of course, the most important thing is that it is not him who treats him, if he wants to die to invite him, there are so many people, he is poor.

After all kinds of delicacies were placed, Mo's mother adjusted another plate of lettuce, Cuishengsheng was very gratifying, the watermelon was cut in the middle of the plate, everyone feasted, Mo's father made eight bottles of old cellar, a few cups of horse urine, and everyone was cooked.

Yu Tongyun was reluctant to drink it at first, and was poured down by Agu's cup of 58° pure brew, and his serious expression on weekdays collapsed suddenly, and he grabbed the horsepower with a flushed face, and he must make a wine fist.

Agu is optimistic, he won't do this, come together.

"Two little bees, fly among the flowers, fly, fly, you lose, drink!"

"Come along!"

"Two little bees, fly among the flowers, fly, fly, haha hurry up and drink!"

Yu Tongyun lost to Agu in a row, and a few cups of horse pee went down, and the whole person lay down, Mo Xiaopang looked at the loose muscles, and he was still a veteran in drinking boxing, Agu couldn't play it, and his little eyes were staring at the bully.

Meow Mei licked a bottle of lid of the old cellar, was on the sofa to spread joy, the whole sofa was caught by her into a twist, Siamese cat sipped half a bottle of cap, a blue and yellow gem eyes shining, self-drinking.

"Punch punch. "Agu catches the Siamese cat.

After a few trips, the Siamese cat almost cried, it was the little meat claw, the fist can only be out of the cloth, is it okay to lose, no matter what, just drinking, the Siamese cat wine came up, holding the wine bottle and pouring Agu, not much, the two of them grew up with an open crotch pants.

"I'll tell you, little black cat, I didn't dare to think that I could be like this before, a special policeman, or the chief student, don't look at me thinking about doing business, I am envious when I see civil servants, how comfortable people are. ”

"Humble human beings, your thoughts are too complicated, Ben Meow still likes his master, beautiful and generous, every time he comes back, he chats with Ben Meow, scratches the itch, Meow is sleepy and tired, and the master comforts Meow. ”

"It's that the owner is unhappy, the owner is a dusty woman, and those stinky men bully the owner and scratch their faces. ”

Agu patted his chest angrily, "Haha, you still have a master, let her change her career won't be over, I'll introduce her to work, as long as she works hard, no one dares to bully her." ”

"Just you?" said Emperor Meow with contempt.

Agu exploded: "Don't look at me before I graduate, is it difficult to find a good job for her?" The Bai family knows no, they owe me favors, it's a big deal, don't want favors, change jobs for your master, you are my first monster friend to drink, who are the two of us." ”

"Okay, thank you for that. ”

Emperor Meow was so moved that both of his eyes changed color, and he suddenly lowered his head, "If only I had met you earlier, the master wouldn't have to die." ”

Agu is a little flustered, it can be seen that Emperor Meow really likes its master, and it is completely inconsistent with opening his mouth to be a 'humble human', okay, but Emperor Meow is sad, and he is also sad for a while, "Don't be sad, people can't be resurrected after death." ”

"But the master, the master..."Emperor Meow dripped, tears fell, "The master doesn't like to do that, she did it because she was seriously ill at home, the sick number was seriously ill and died, and the master didn't want to live, Meow Woo, she committed suicide, all blame Meow, blame Meow for always going out to play, and failed to save the master." ”

Emperor Meow Wow cried: "Who said to be a good monster, if Meow gives money to the master, the master doesn't have to do that, the strange meow is not sensible, I didn't pay attention to these before, meow, meow... Meow has so much money now, what's the use of asking for that much money?"

With a flick of his tail, he pulled out a large stack of red tickets: "What do you do to be a good monster? Meow has the ability, Meow can get a lot of money!"

Agu was stunned for a moment: "Where did you come from?"

"Woo steal, rob, meow can get a lot of money. ”

Agu secretly looked at Yu Tongyun, drunk and sleeping comfortably, his horsepower head was lying on the ground, his two hairy legs were hanging on the sofa, and the meow girl grabbed more than a dozen blood marks and didn't wake up, he breathed a sigh of relief, and his expression became serious.

"Little black cat, don't do this in the future, don't tell the story, you'll be caught. ”

Emperor Meow whimpered and nodded, "Meow has no master, I don't know how to live in the future." ”

Agu blinked, remembering that he had cats and dogs when he was a child, and then the municipal government was strict, and pets were generally not allowed, and he cried because of this when he was a child. Touching Emperor Meow's little head: "Otherwise, follow me in the future, and you won't be hungry if you have me to eat." ”

Emperor Meow slapped him away with a paw: "Don't want you to be the master of Meow, the owner of Meow is dead." ”

"It's not a master, it's a brother, is it a brother?"

Emperor Meow's eyes lit up: "Brother Baizi?"

Agu almost squirted out a mouthful of old wine, where did a cat learn so much? He hasn't worshiped the handle yet, this is not popular for a long time, okay, but I think of a monster brother who worships the handle, Agu who is on the top of the wine thinks it's funny, bull breaking, reliable...

it!" he laughed.

Chop the head of the chicken, burn the yellow paper, there are no two things, simply twist the neck of the roast duck as the head of the chicken, burn the yellow paper is also simple, toilet paper has to be, Mo Xiaopang has a ready-made long incense at home, for the God of Wealth to use, get out three points, and that's it.

One person and one meow bowed decently twice, and was about to drink at the end of the blood, when Agu's phone rang.

"Hey, is it Mentor Yue?" Agu saw the phone number and said directly: "Is there anything wrong with me?" ”

"You must note that the evil demon is not necessarily huge, it may be a monster with more than 50 years of skill, and a strong person at the level of flying eaves and walls. Yue Rugou warned very cautiously on the other end of the phone: "The injured woman is awake, she has seen that monster, it should be a feline creature, and..."

One word at a time: "It's in the demon area." ”

Agu was excited, and most of the wine in his body woke up, and secretly glanced at Emperor Meow: "Are you sure?"

"Eight or nine is not far from ten. ”

"Oh, really, aren't you?" Agu unconsciously took two steps out.

"That's pretty much it, according to our investigation, it should be a pet of a woman named Liu Tingting, that woman committed suicide three days ago, Chen Li originally made an appointment to commit suicide with her, but she didn't step out at the last step, so Liu Tingting died, Chen Li didn't die. ”

"By the way, Chen Li is the woman rescued by Zhou Guangde, she said that she thought the cat was weird, we checked, it was really like this, and there is also monitoring that the last time the cat demon appeared was last night, that is, to the demon area. You and Tongyun should pay attention, don't startle the snake, you can't deal with that monster. ”

"Uh-huh, I see. ”

Agu smiled naturally and took two steps out: "I'll also tell you good news, I bowed to Emperor Meow, well, it's the cat in the demon area, it's also fate, it only arrived in the demon area yesterday, and this time it bumped into the right eye, well, it's next to me." ”

"The big guys are here, it's a good thing, I've drunk a lot of wine, if you come here now and still have time to drink, it's a happy event, you have to drink, it's the dog who is not drunk." ”

When he said this, Agu turned around and showed a sincere smile to Emperor Meow, who pursed his lips and fanned the fire with his tail, as if he was very interested in the little red dot.

"Nima!" Yue Rugou was startled, and her face turned green, "Agu, you, what you said is true?"

"Of course it's true, I'll tell you, this is the first time I've worshipped, it's too boring not to come to the show, what do we have to do, you don't need to bring others, you just come by yourself, haha, don't forget to bring gifts, the more the better. ”

Yue Ru didn't dare to breathe: "This, I understand, you must be ready, you are careful yourself, and Tongyun, don't be reckless, you must be careful, very careful." ”

"Yes, yes. Agu smiled: "Come quickly, you can catch up with the drink, and you won't return home if you don't get drunk." ”

Hanging up the phone, Agu walked forward, "Where is it? By the way, drink blood wine, right, I said let's not play this set these days, just have a drink, it's okay for someone as big as me to bleed a little, you little arms and legs." ”

"Okay. "Emperor Meow is very simple," after drinking, he fought. ”

Agu was stunned.

Emperor Meow flicked his tail: "The master of Meow said that the most deceitful in the world is a woman, and the master is even more deceitful if she is so beautiful.

Agu moved two steps to the left, blocking the drunken Jade Tongyun and Ma Ma.

Mo Xiaopang's family felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and they wanted to play a round but were nailed there by Agu's eyes.

Holding the handle of the Tang knife in his hand, Agu sighed and asked, "Why did you kill someone?"

Emperor Meow licked his lips: "Meow doesn't want to kill, can you let Meow go?"

Agu was silent.

"We're brothers, so we're missing this glass of wine. ”

Agu took a deep breath and slowly pulled out the Tang knife.

Zheng!

The sword roared like a dragon.

"I'm sorry, I'm a police officer. ”