Chapter Twenty-Six: The Stench
Before a few people could get closer, the monkey smelled an extremely sour and rotten stench, which was unusually strong, and seemed to be three points more disgusting than the rotten persimmon mud on the Seven Peerless Mountains of Huoluo Village. The monkey survived the catastrophe, his energy was very poor, and he couldn't bear it, so he endured the sour water that rushed to his throat, and stretched out his hand to stop it: "Stop, stop, don't get closer, otherwise my grandson will really vomit, this is the taste of the bottle of sour vinegar that even Guanyin Bodhisattva can't stand in the legend, and it's really good, and it's thanks to your outfit that you dare to get so close, otherwise you have to be smoked into insanity." How can Master still look like a half-dead ghost, is it possible that practicing qi and going mad is really so powerful, have you ever let the Bodhisattva see it?"
Seeing the monkey's words, Bajie smiled, stopped and took a breath and said: "Brother Monkey, you underestimate this smell too much, even if we are dressed like this, it is enough to choke, if it weren't for the fact that the master was lying on it, I could barely bear it, otherwise I would have thrown the stretcher on the way a long time ago, and I couldn't even bear half a minute." ”
"As for Master, he has already been treated by the Bodhisattva, but the situation seems to be a little complicated. First of all, his physique doesn't seem to be very suitable for qi cultivation, it's just that he ate the Nine Turns Golden Pill and Ginseng Fruit before, and barely got some immortal qi, but these immortal qi are not cultivated by himself, and because of his own physique, forced cultivation is too impatient and radical, so that he can't fully control these immortal qi, and he has been on the verge of going mad for a long time, and he can successfully cultivate once or twice out of ten times, which is one of the signs. ”
"This time, in order to save you who are trapped in the net, he forcibly adjusted the breath in his body to cultivate the fireball technique, and finally fell into a state of madness, at this moment the breath in his body wandered wantonly, constantly impacting his tendons, even if the Bodhisattva used his own cultivation to guide these breaths, the breath of helplessness was too domineering, even a master like the Bodhisattva could not control it, and he was still unconscious, but he didn't know what to do?"
Seeing that the monkey's face showed a slight look of horror, Vilamba Bodhisattva smiled slightly, shook his head and said: " Haha, it's not that the old body can't regulate the breath in Sanzang's body, it's just that it takes a little time, but first, the sour smell on his body is too compelling, and if it takes too long, even I can't bear it; ”
As soon as the words came out, it was like a thunderclap in the flat ground, which shocked everyone present and looked at each other, Wukong covered his nose and spoke first: "Although Master has a few treasures, we are all obvious to all, where can any powerful magic weapon enter his body and regulate the disordered breath in his body, it is too exaggerated." ”
Vilamba Bodhisattva shrugged his shoulders and said noncommittally: "Hehe, these few of you apprentices were all received by him later, what kind of experience he himself has, how can you imagine, in short, the future is limitless, you follow him well, he will have your own benefits one day." ”
Bajie arched his hand when he heard this, and said with a hippie smile: "That's it, we think that the master is the head of the horse, otherwise we wouldn't have endured such a stink and carried him all the way here from the Yellow Flower View of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord." ”
"It's just that the smell of sour vinegar is too strong, and it is still tolerable to smell it for a short time, if it is smelled for ten days and half a month, my old pig's nose must not be broken, and the appetite will not be too good, and I don't know the taste of food, and I can't sleep. ”
Ao Bai laughed when he heard it, and teased with an evil face: "I have to torture your pig's head well, you have a good stomach, it's not enough to eat a large portion, and you have to come to a few brothers to rob it, it's too much." ”
Bajie sighed when he heard this, and said depressedly: "This kid is too stingy, my old pig's intestines are bigger, but after all, he was wrongly cast into the pig's fetus, and he fell ill, helpless, even so, my Sanzang Legion family has a great cause, but it is not bad for you to eat, you have nothing to do, what are you excited about?"
The monkey shook his head and shrugged his shoulders when he saw it, and said with a smile: "Isn't it just because of the smell on Master's body, you don't have to complain like this, that fairy in blue, please throw down the sachet that restrains the smell, and get rid of this smell." ”
The blue-clothed fairy smiled slightly when he heard this, Shi Shiran threw the purple incense sachet into the clouds, and in an instant, the purple incense sachet spit out bursts of lavender-flavored sweet fragrance, spreading on Tang Sanzang's body, Bajie and Ao Bai were like bathing in the spring breeze for a while, greedily breathing such a sweet fragrance, and they were so excited that they burst into tears, and they couldn't help themselves.
After a long time, the purple incense sachet dried up slightly, and the lavender-like sweet fragrance slowly became vague and erratic, Bajie was keenly aware of a trace of odor in the fragrance, and couldn't help frowning and said: "No, how can there be a smell in this fragrance, a sour smell with the sweet fragrance of lavender, which is even more disgusting." ”
As soon as the words came out, the blue-clothed fairy couldn't help but have crimson cheeks, raised his jade hand and put away the sachet, sighed and said: "Alas, now that the sachet has also deflated, it still can't get rid of this stench, it seems that this sour smell is really domineering, and it can't be covered up by my sachet." ”
Wukong was very impatient when he heard this, and waved his hand grinningly: "Okay, okay, isn't it just a smell, but what's the big deal, not to mention that now there is this faint sweet fragrance of lavender, you should be content." ”
Ao Bai couldn't tell the difference when he heard this, and directly gave up his position to the monkey and said, "In that case, senior brother, come over and smell it to see if you can resist it?"
Sun Wukong snorted coldly, stepped forward without care, took a deep breath, and suddenly, the Monkey King, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, was frightened, his eyes widened, and he bowed down directly, vomiting nonstop, it seems that this is a combination of lavender and sour vinegar, and the smell is really not something ordinary people can bear.
Seeing that the Great Sage was so embarrassed, the seven fairies all covered their mouths and smiled, and Shi Shiran said to everyone: "Everyone, the task of waiting for me to go down to the earth to crack the magic weapon of the banshee has been completed, and everything in the Yaochi Palace is complicated, so it's time for us to go back, so we will leave." ”
Seeing the seven fairies slip away, Vilamba Bodhisattva also bowed his head slightly, and chuckled: "Since this is the case, it is time for the old body to go back." ”
As soon as she spoke, she raised her arm into the void, and the big black-backed centipede, which was struggling and trembling on the ground, flew up her arm, clutching her sleeve so tightly that she didn't dare to move for half a minute. Vilamba smiled and flicked his fingers, and the half-foot-long embroidery needle disappeared, and the black-backed centipede seemed to feel very happy, and wagged its tail leisurely as a sign of gratitude.
Bajie was stunned, and said in horror: "Obediently, such a powerful hundred-eyed demon lord was actually subdued by a mere embroidery needle, which is really weak." ”
Vilamba Bodhisattva waved his hand, and said without raising his eyebrows: "Fei Ye, Fei Ye, Wu Neng, don't underestimate this mere embroidery needle, it is a golden needle refined from my son's Pleiades eyes, if not, how can you crack the golden light of this evil animal?" Viramva Bodhisattva smiled, accepted it calmly, and immediately his sleeve robe trembled, and he disappeared into the void.
The monkey vomited for half an hour before getting up, and he really vomited so much that his liver and intestines were broken, and life was worse than death, Bajie leisurely stepped forward and patted him on the back, gloating: "Okay, okay, don't pretend, I know that you don't have this equipment, so we two brothers will work harder, and we won't let you suffer this crime." ”
When the monkey heard this, he immediately recovered his spirits, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Okay, okay, so that my grandson can rest assured, Bajie, you have a good retribution, and my brother and I have something to give you." ”
Between the words, in the frightened eyes of the old pig, the monkey patted his lower abdomen vigorously, spit out a round red bead from his throat, and handed it to Bajie with a smile in his hand, and explained generously: "Bajie, this is the blood bead that the thirteenth mother entrusted to me to transfer to you in the spring, it seems that it has been exercised in her belly for hundreds of years, it is very supernatural, my old grandson has to have this blood bead to recover his strength this time, otherwise he has already been trampled under the feet of the hundred-eyed demon lord, and he is unable to turn over." Looking at the red bead held in the palm of the monkey's hand in a daze, Bajie suddenly burst into tears and sighed faintly.
Obviously, he didn't expect him to behave like this, Ao Bai was very curious, tilted his head and said with interest: "Hey, second senior brother, you must have some old relationship with that spring thirteen niang, otherwise how can you cry so sadly when you see this bead, it's too exaggerated." ”
Bajie sobbed and wiped his tears, and said inexplicably: "Damn, my old pig doesn't know, just looking at this bead, I can't help but want to cry, forget it, it's rare This is also a treasure, and it's worth crying for it." ”
Wukong shrugged his shoulders and urged impatiently: "Okay, okay, don't cry, quickly swallow the beads and carry the master up, it's going to be dark this day, but don't expect Wujing and Ya Vulgar, and Tianshu's injury also makes my old grandson feel at ease." ”
Bajie nodded when he heard this, quickly raised his neck and swallowed the bead, and suddenly felt energetic, full of strength, and clenched his fists with a big grin: "Haha, Brother Monkey is honest and does not deceive me, this bead is really extraordinary, this old pig is full of strength in his body, and it is more than enough to give me this little thing to carry the master." After speaking, he pushed Ao Bai away, squatted straight up, and rushed back and forth on a stretcher.