1.39 You are my man!
"A mountain carving is a mountain marten?"
Everyone was stunned for a while, and when they contacted what Bai Suzhen said earlier, they immediately understood the difference between the two words with the same pronunciation, eagle and mink. Such a delicate little girl turned out to be a mountain carving of the bandit leader? This difference is too great.
"Official, the ability of the eighteenth and sixteenth metamorphoses of the virgin is the true eye, and she is a mountain carving. Bai Suzhen said.
"Sure enough, it is a femme fatale, and the ancients are honest and do not deceive me. Little sister, you can't be such a sputation, my name Diao Chan has a mink character, which is a mountain mink? You exalt me so much, do you think I have the ability to lead so many tens of thousands of bandits?" Diao Chan said.
"If I were a mink, I could be caught so easily?"
"If I were a mink, could I tell you about the forbidden magic scroll?"
"Brother Rommel, you tell me, if I were a mountain marten, when you turned around and asked me to change into your clothes, would you die ten times or a hundred times?" Diao Chan also changed her name to Brother Rommel, and her rhetorical questions made everyone even more confused, and also made the little Ace on the side gnash his teeth when he heard it. What's the situation, turning around and changing clothes? Also changing Rommel's clothes? This seems to have been given a head start by this Diao Chan?
Indeed, shouldn't the bandit leader in everyone's impression be such a delicate little girl, shouldn't the bandit leaders be all big men with unshaven beards and scars?
Indeed, even if this little girl was a mountain mink, she should not have been caught so easily.
There are too many incredible things that can't be decided based on Bai Suzhen's so-called true eyes alone.
Bai Suzhen, who was not good at words, was also stunned by this question, and could only look at Rommel for help. She was also full of regret in her heart, and this unsubstantiated accusation was also blurted out, if it caused Rommel to misunderstand, this would be a big trouble. Jealousy is never a compliment for a woman.
The little sable also put away her excited look, and also threw her eyes to Rommel.
Looking at these two Chunlan Qiuju beauties with their own strengths, they looked at Rommel aggressively, and the little Ace on the other side stared at Rommel even more with gritted teeth. Little Ace couldn't listen to who was wrong, she was full of anger.
Well, another stalemate has formed.
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Rommel stepped forward to help Bai Suzhen, helped her stand up, smiled at her, and comforted her, "Suzhen, you are right, you are right, she is a mountain mink." ”
The whole scene was in an uproar.
Diao Chan, who was still pressing forward just now, suddenly changed her expression at this time, sat down indifferently, and took a sip of tea, "Why? Why are you so sure that I am a mountain mink?
"Hehe, the whole expression has changed, aren't you ready to refute?" Rommel smiled and sat down indifferently face to face.
Everyone present understood the situation, and also knew that the party Rommel knew some inside information, and quickly divided into two camps, except for Diao Chan and Yun, everyone else stood behind Rommel.
"I've studied you, and you're so sure that I'm a mink, and my refutation is invalid, and since the rebuttal is invalid, then I'll treat me as a mink," Diao Chan raised his teacup to Rommel in the distance, "Tell me, how did you find out, I think I'm okay wow, I won't be discovered in just one day." Where am I showing my flaws?"
"When you were captured in the Chinese camp, you said that a mountain sculpture had not been here, so what happened to the map on your desk?" Rommel said.
"Hehe, to be exact, I was not arrested in the Chinese army camp, but in the bed of the Chinese army camp. On such a night when the two of them were alone, with a little white rabbit like me who was awakened, you can still see this detail, yes," Diao Chan gave a thumbs up, "I really didn't expect you to attack suddenly at this time, and my camp was killed by you to come and go freely, without a hint of alarm." It's just that I'm curious about whether you look like a pig brother are all pretending?" Diao Chan looked at Rommel's bared teeth playfully and grinned, knowing that it was the little fox behind Rommel who was pinching his flesh, and deliberately said that scene was very ambiguous, she continued, "Based on this alone, you won't think that I am a mountain carving, you just suspect it, it is hard to guarantee that it will not be Diao Deyi They arranged the best place for her to live in order to please the future Mrs. Zhai, and the best and safest is this Chinese army camp." And the map is not a particularly confidential thing, it can only prove that this is a large camp of the Chinese army. ”
"Yes, that alone doesn't prove that you're a mountain carving. But the next day, they surrendered too quickly. If it weren't for the mountain eagles themselves being caught and thrown into the trap, how could they have surrendered so easily?" Rommel said.
"The Forbidden Scroll is a hoax and you know it, they have no basis, and if they wait any longer, they will die, why won't they surrender?"
"The reason for their surrender is not the hoax of the Forbidden Scroll, is it? Rommel said.
"I've been caught up the mountain by you, how can I tell them?"
"Have you forgotten that Rommel brought the sable cicada here?"
"What's wrong with this line?"
"What I wrote is that Rommel has traveled here for two lines, and you have to add a sable cicada under Rommel, they can absolutely understand your handwriting, and you just tell them that you took the initiative to go with me. Rommel said, "You have taken the initiative to go up the mountain with me, and they can still throw taboos? ”
"Surrender and act, I disbanded the whole army and came to you alone to kill or chop you, am I stupid?" Diao Chan said.
"Hehe, it's not to kill or chop, no one dares to kill you like this, you still have hole cards!" Rommel paused and said, "Because, that forbidden scroll is still in Yun's hand." And Yun is indeed a forbidden mage. ”
One sentence once again stirred up a thousand waves. Everyone unsheathed their swords one after another, surrounding Diao Chan and Mage Yun. Just kidding, this mage with the Forbidden Scroll is an atomic bomb ready to explode.
"Yun is a forbidden mage, then why doesn't he fly up to the Black Rock Reef and kill you?" Diao Chan said quietly.
"Hehe, what you want is more, kill us, Qingniwa will fight with you, the result will be a lose-lose, and you won't get the whole Qingniwa!"
"Papapa~" Diao Chan applauded, "Happy, it is true that you meet your opponent in chess, Rommel, you really guessed eight or nine and ten." Diao Chan stood up, she looked at the tension of everyone, and said, "Don't worry, the taboo is just to prevent you from killing me to save my life, no matter how reckless I am, I will not take the initiative to use the taboo to die with you." I can afford to lose, so it's a big deal to start all over again. ”
Diao Chan raised his hand, walked to the door of the hut, looked at the outside world, and turned his tone around, his eyes were full of tears: "Hate in the end." It's a big game of chess, but in the end I still lose. Diao Chan closed her eyes and wanted to murmur to herself as if she were telling a story:
"Seriously, I have to thank you. Your battle on the Bund, Bird's fire gave me the opportunity to dominate the underground world of Xishandu, and also made my plan that I had been planning for many years implement ahead of schedule. ”
"I've always been conceited, I've always been conceited that I'm capable of myself better than anyone else. Therefore, knowing that I would win if I didn't attack, I still couldn't resist the temptation of the green mud swamp to attack, and I hoped to win with one move. The battle of the previous few days is indeed under my control. On the first day, you set up ambushes in various villages and poisoned them by water. It's a pity that you are still a woman's kindness, and the bridge will not be demolished and the road will not be destroyed. I drove 100 miles in one day. The next day, you concentrated on attacking the middle road, hoping that I would send troops to rescue, but unfortunately my strong man broke his wrist and was still driven 100 kilometers by the other four roads. On the third day, you divided your forces into defense, and four strongholds were guarded, hoping to block my way to the mud pool. It's a pity that this time I joined forces, and my two groups of men and horses joined forces to attack Lushunkou, and the remaining two roads of men and horses borrowed Lushunkou. If it weren't for the fact that your vassal clan suddenly became more powerful, I would have been able to take the Port of Arthur with two people, and if so, I would have reached the green mud puddle in three and a half days. Then there will be 3 and a half days to attack the green mud puddle. ”
"Although you later learned that the three camps I left behind were all empty camps, you were too late, because even if the whole camp was intercepted halfway, the other camps arrived, and my entire Weihu Mountain camp was secretly planted on the plank road and poured out. The Outer Eighth Battalion was missing only two large battalions, plus all my pro-troops. Although your sleigh array, Stonehenge, and ice wall are so powerful that I have never even seen or thought of them, as soon as my hole cards came out, you only held them for an hour!"
"It's hateful, in the end, it was a bad move, and the way was blocked by the minions you slipped through the net, and the aquarium that didn't know where it came from. Diao Chan's words are like a summary, and they are like complaints, full of unwillingness.
"Who do you say is the fish that slipped through the net? How can our Bear Da Xiong II's soldiers in a hundred battles slip through the net? This is what Rommel set for us at the beginning. Xiong Da said.
"Didn't you notice that you were killed all the way and beat us too smoothly? Rommel scolded us for a long time for this, for fear of scaring you. Xiong Er muttered.
"What do you mean by the sudden appearance of the water tribe, this script was originally written by Rommel, okay?" Bai Suzhen also said.
When Diao Chan heard this, his face turned pale, and he sat down in his chair, staring at Rommel in a daze.
"Do you know where there are the most people in the Qingniwa I sent out and the people and horses guarding the Qingniwa? It's not the Qingniwa next to me, it's not the most famous Bird, but the Xiong Daxiong Er, who is most ignored by you! Xiong Daxiong Er's original task was to destroy you all the way, and then pretend that he was also scattered, and the whole team took advantage of this to hide, and finally besieged Qingniwa by surprise. But I didn't expect that you really didn't save it, and they easily wiped out all the way, and then easily wiped out the three major battalions you left behind, and came back unscathed to besiege the green mud pool. ”
"You've surprised me, yes. The first, second, and third days were all unexpected. But so what? The strategy that we had was to put it in and fight, and to attract all of you to come in and fight. Originally, it was expected that you would arrive in the afternoon or evening of the fourth day, and then defend the green mud pool for a day, and then immediately retreat to the Black Rock Reef, hurt your outer eight battalions or other troops, attract all your main forces and your real hole cards to attack, defend for three days, and then Xiong Daxiong II will come back to counter-siege. ”
"The result now is about the same, you arrived at Lushunkou on the third day, and Lushunkou was blocked for a day, but let us find out early the fact that your personal guards have come out early. You think you're secretly out of the blue, but we know that we're relieved! Since we don't need to fish anymore, we simply withdrew at Lushunkou. In the next two days, you are indeed crushed by strength, and our sleigh array, Stonehenge, and ice wall will be blocked for a day or two, and it will be useless for my long-range fireball to blow up your Chinese army camp. But it also attracted your real descendants, the Tsing Yi Mo Knife Team, the Wasp Team, and Master Yun. Now that we've seen all your cards, of course we're going to retreat to Blackrock. Blackstone Reef is a dangerous place and a desperate situation. You have worked so hard to conquer the mud puddles, victory is so close to you, we are so weak at Blackstone Reef, and the treasure we have left behind is so moving that all your armies, bandits are fighting, and your descendants are serving as gendarmerie. You're even less likely to retreat, so you're hooked. ”
"I fed the tiger with my body, and used myself and the whole puddle of green mud as bait to hook your big fish. "Rommel was talking about high spirits. Indeed, a recruit on the battlefield has such a performance. Set up layers of sets, layer by layer layout, and finally closed the net, caught an opponent with such a good level, and had to make a young man full of ambition.
Diao Chan stared at Rommel stunned, "Actually, I knew all this later, but I never dared to admit it, and I never dared to admit that I lost so completely." I never believed that there could be such a person who would make me lose all my money. ”
Suddenly, she put away her lost look, and the painting style was on the side again, and she lifted her hair and smiled at Rommel charmingly: "Hehe, then, smart Rommel, guess what I would do if I surrendered if I hadn't been discovered by you today?"
Rommel was stunned, and so was everyone.
"And that's what I don't know very well. That night, I didn't immediately think that you were a mountain carving, but I also knew that you were cheating, and the reason why I brought you up was to see what tricks a little woman like you could play. But I didn't expect this surrender to be so easy. Rommel said honestly, "Until Su Zhen's true eye awakened and I was sure that you were a mountain mink, I still didn't understand that you were such a smart man, and you surrendered and easily disbanded the army." ”
"Actually, I have already admitted defeat, and at the moment when Xiong Daxiong Er blocked the east gate, I just lost. What the final result will be is just a matter of big losses and small losses. Diao Chan said, "But I'm just a little woman, I can't defeat you on the battlefield, so what about the love field? As long as you fall in love with me, isn't your army still my army?"
Everyone felt that their worldview had collapsed.
"Your Qingmudwa militia has also taught me a lesson, there are not many soldiers. Those bandits are just Adou who can't support the wall, and what can they do with the so-called pro-soldiers who have been trained for more than half a year? It's disbanded when it's solved, I don't care. But my lineage is still there, the Tsing Yi Modao team and the Wasp team are still there, and my old book is still there! Moreover, even if you find out about my attempt, what will happen? I have a taboo, and you dare not die with me! I will not lose! I am invincible!" Diao Chan winked at Rommel and said, "But if I win, if you fall in love with me, I can occupy the magpie's nest, and your Qingniwa militia is not my mountain mink militia?"
Rommel said for a moment: "But, now that you tell me, do you think I will still fall in love with you?"
"This is originally a game of chess, and there is nothing that cannot be hidden. And, Rommel, I tell you, all of you, Rommel, that your cleverness has made me fall in love with you. I want to pursue you! I want to pursue you openly!!" Diao Chan heard every word that made everyone present dizzy.
Rommel also felt that his brain was short-circuited for a while.
"If you want to blame it, you pretend to be smart to prove that you are indeed smarter than me! There are not many people in this world who are smarter than me, and there are even fewer men who are smarter than me, such a man is worthy of me Diao Chan! I don't pursue such a man bravely, I am the real stupid!" Diao Chan said domineeringly.
Xiao Ace and Bai Suzhen were about to jump up, but they were forced back by Diao Chan's look.
"This little fox's name is Ace, isn't it? This beautiful snake is called Bai Suzhen, right? Your man can't refuse me. I have a taboo that you will not die with me today. If you don't let me pursue your man, if I go out of this door, it will be the flames of war in Xishandu!"
"Crazy women are terrible! Crazy little women are even more terrible! I dare to blow up your most heavily defended east gate with a taboo at all costs. Just because Rommel blew up my big camp upset me. Today, if you don't let me pursue Rommel, I will dare to let the entire Xishandu be buried for Rommel!"
"Man, remember, our war has just begun!" Diao Chan grabbed Rommel, hooked Rommel's head with his index finger and said, "Don't think you won! I will win back on the battlefield if I lose on the battlefield! I will make you fall in love with me." However, after you fall in love with me this time, I will not abandon you. You're my man! You can't run away, you accept your fate. ”
After speaking, Diao Chan turned around and left.
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"The hostess was mighty. Barkley muttered to himself.
"The hostess is domineering. O'Neill muttered to himself.
"Sister is mighty. Bai Suzhen muttered to herself.
"You!" Xiao Ace said with a fierce look at Bai Suzhen, looking at Fahai for help.
"The wind is falling, the wind is falling!" Fahai didn't see Little Ace's eyes, and muttered to himself.
"Old tortoiseshell, dare to say that my little master, let's practice?" Yun looked at the performance of his little master with a proud face, and looked at the only old tortoiseshell who was not inferior with a bad eye.