One hundred and forty-five half a year of safe return to the rivers and lakes (II)
"Can you get away?" Zhang Bashun whispered to the old Gu dart master before jumping out of the cart, "Be careful of the tall grass on the side of the road." ”
Before the words fell, Zhang Ba jumped down by the way, got dressed up, and strode away from the cart towards the Woniu Mountain Pass.
"Daddy. The dart master who was called Xiao Gu in the car whispered to the old Gu, "Why does Uncle Zhang want us to be careful of the high grass on the side of the road? And the bandits on this Woniu Mountain are inevitably too faceless, seeing the dart flag and the executioner of our Wuhe Dart Bureau, why do you want Uncle Zhang to come up and talk?"
The old dart master surnamed Gu stroked the white beard on his chin and forehead, and said in a deep voice: "Look at the half-human-high long grass outside, there are hundreds of people in Tibet, we were full of thoughts on the cliffs on both sides of the pass, and now it seems that we are in a dangerous situation when we stay here, fortunately, your Uncle Zhang stopped us from turning around and running away, otherwise the people who are ambushed on both sides of the road will come out, and it will be difficult for us to deal with twice as many people." ”
He didn't answer his son's second question, the dart game is now more famous and powerful than before, not to mention that the speed of the change of the mountain is too fast now, and it has only been a few years since the board axe surnamed Jin grabbed the mountain?
Wu and dart game, weak. Gu Shengyang sighed in his heart, the dart game has not recruited a powerful person for many years, and the martial arts realm of the dart master is said to be a group of people who are not as good as a group, otherwise the head of the sixty-year-old dart should have washed his hands and went home to hug his grandson, where would he still be invited by the master of the dart game, and he was still struggling to support in the dart game.
However, the person Lao Zhang made friends with this time was very good, and he secretly praised it in his heart, not only because the surnamed Wei Daoke saved his son from a thief's knife, but also to be a proper person.
At present, this pass has to be passed, Gu Shengyang looked at Zhang Bashun's figure, and saw that he had walked forward more than ten zhang distance, but with a cup of tea, he stopped at ten zhang outside the pass, and presented a single way of darts to the two people who came out of the shadows. After speaking, he clenched his hands into fists.
Gu Shengyang's gaze turned to the faces of the two people, but he was surprised to notice the difference in appearance and body shape between the two people.
The person on the left hand has a dignified body, a dignified appearance, and a talent, while the person on the right hand is less than five feet tall, with a hideous face and a ridiculous mind.
"In Shimobu Erlang, this is my brother, Wu Erlang. The man on the left took the dart slip handed over by Zhang Bashun, and replied, the ridiculous-looking dwarf next to him snorted from his nose, and the burly Wu Erlang leaned down and handed the dart slip to Wu Dalang.
"Brother, I can't read, Erlang, did you know the first day?" said Wu Dalang sharply, "What is written on this rotten paper, don't you tell my brother about it." ”
So Wu Erlang took the road dart list to talk to Wu Dalang in detail, and the latter often interrupted his words and asked some inexplicable questions, where did these goods come from, why didn't they take the waterway, so that Zhang Bashun on the side couldn't help but be a little confused, is this kind of goods, can give the surname Jin who is a ghost with a bright mind?
"I don't look at it, I don't watch it, I listen to it and I'm upset. That Wu Dalang threw the dart slip back into Zhang Bashun's face, and then picked his nostrils with one hand and said, "Then where did you come from?"
Zhang Bashun secretly slandered in his heart, didn't it all write on the road, your brother told you less than three times, and you still asked, but replied respectfully: "Jinzhou." ”
"Where to go. ”
It's not that the road guide also says that your brother also told you three times, "Suzhou." ”
"How far is Jinju from Suzhou?"
"If you go back to Wuda, it will be about a thousand miles away. ”
"How far is a thousand miles? Is there a brother who fought a tiger from Jingyanggang and dragged it to the county seat?"
"It's farther than that. ”
"You fart!" Wu Dalang jumped to his feet and scolded, "How come a hero like my brother hasn't gone far before you!"
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Zhang Bashun was speechless for a while, this Wu Dalang seemed to have some problems in his head, and he didn't dare to say it clearly, but he just thought about the wording from his heart, and said with a smile: "What the master of Wu Da said is extremely true, if you want to make your brother a hero, you will naturally go farther than us small darts." ”
"That's pretty much it. Wu Dalang smiled with satisfaction, "It's not that we are blowing to you, when I was in Yanggu County in the past, I would carry a hundred cooking cakes out to sell every day, and we would not collect ninety-nine for selling ninety-eight of them, and the money from selling the cooking cakes would buy beautiful clothes for my daughter-in-law..."
"Big brother, that's enough. The burly Wu Erlang leaned down and whispered in his ear, "These people, shall we let them go?"
"Originally, your eldest brother yawned three times when he got up today, and he wanted to kill. Wu Dalang sat on the ground, took off the well-made official boots on his feet, and wiped the old mud on his feet with his hands, "But that person can speak and knows how to praise my brother, so let's let him go." ”
"Okay, big brother. Wu Erlang answered, looked up and said to Zhang Bashun, "My eldest brother has spoken, you guys are lucky today, go through the pass." ”
"Thank you, both of you. Zhang Bashun was like a pardon, and after picking up the few road guide darts that had been crumpled by Wu Dalang on the ground, he untied a bulging money bag from his waist and sent it with a smiling face.
Wu Erlang put the money bag in his hand and threw it back, and then threw it back to Zhang Bashun, "There is a lot of silver on Woniu Mountain, that's all, let's keep you to buy wine and drink it yourself." ”
He squatted down, wiped his feet, and was muttering to Wu Dalang, who could vaguely hear the word "Golden Lotus, Golden Lotus", put on the well-made official boots, and then squatted down, and said to Wu Dalang behind him: "Big brother, let's go home." ”
"Go home, go home," Wu Dalang jumped up and jumped on Wu Erlang's back, which made Zhang Bashun more and more convinced that the so-called Woniu Mountain master in front of him was a fool.
Zhang Bashun watched Wu Erlang take a few steps forward with Wu Dalang on his back, and the latter suddenly turned around and looked at Zhang Bashun coldly.
"Dare to ask what else Wu Er's master has commanded. Zhang Bashun's voice was humble.
"People who dare to laugh at my brother are dead, you are the first person to respect your brother, from now on, you can go casually in this pass, and I, Wu Erlang, will not do anything to the people who are flying your dart flags. ”
After saying that, Wu Erlang whistled, and dense crowds of people came out of the tall grass on both sides of the cart, more than 100 of them, roaring towards Wu Erlang.
Zhang Bashun hugged his fists again: "Xie Wuda is in charge, and Wu Er is in charge of benevolence." ”
"If you want to thank you, thank you for being cautious in your dealings with others. Wu Erlang said as he turned his back to him and left, "The last team of people under the banner of the dart game laughed at my brother after saying less than three words, so their heads are still on the Woniu Mountain as a night pot, and this mountain originally made the master of the plate axe the same." ”
Wu Erlang carried Wu Dalang towards Woniu Mountain, followed by more than 100 minions, and disappeared without a trace of incense.
After returning to the car, Gu Shengyang, the dart master, saw that his back clothes were already all wet with sweat, so he knew the danger of the previous scene, and hurriedly handed him a towel, and praised him sincerely:
"Lao Zhang, I'm glad to have you. ”
Zhang Bashun didn't speak, picked up the wine bag that he hadn't touched since he took the dart from the carriage, unscrewed the lid and poured it down a few times, his pale face was a little more ruddy, and he shook his hand to screw the lid on, and then recalled Shengyang's words: "It's the first time I've encountered such a dangerous scene in so many years." ”
"Yes, those two brothers are not easy to deal with, Lao Zhang can deal with it without paying a tael of silver, and he is also capable. ”
"Ability?" Zhang Bashun smiled bitterly and wanted to pour wine into his mouth again, but he gave up when he saw the lid screwed on, "What is the matter of digging out silver, it is good to be able to take out silver, people are not rare at all! ”
"It's just a pair of boots, what's so strange. ”
"Thick-soled soap boots are not allowed to be worn by non-Dayao officials. Zhang Bashun smiled bitterly, "These two people also intercepted and killed a Da Yao's magistrate, let's go quickly." ”
The cart is speeding up and moving forward.
Wu Erlang carried Wu Dalang on his back and went up to Woniu Mountain, and Wu Dalang ate his fingers behind him and said, "Brother, my brother wants to eat sugar gourd." ”
"The younger brother ordered someone to go down the mountain and give the sugar gourd to the elder brother, and the elder brother will eat as much as he wants in the future, and eat as much as he wants. ”
"It doesn't cost a lot of copper. Wu Dalang shook his head in frustration, "No, no, my mother only gave us ten copper plates in January, which is only enough to buy two strings, and catch the one who makes sugar gourds, not only can you buy two strings, but you also have to save five cents, your brother is not good-looking, so you have to save more money for your wife." “
Wu Erlang carried Wu Dalang up the mountain with a slick on his back, and then moved forward and said: "My brother and the person who sold sugar gourds have agreed that in the future, my brother will only need five yuan to eat as much as he wants." ”
"Really?!" Wu Dalang took out the finger that stretched out into his mouth and sucked, and then said happily, "That brother eats three, you eat four!"
Wu Erlang was speechless for a while, and promised: "My brother eats four, and my brother eats three." ”
"Well, my brother can eat three sugar gourds a month, and I'm going to get tired of it, so my brother shouldn't eat more. Wu Dalang grinned and said, "Brother's three, Sister Jinlian eats two, and my brother can have three." ”
"Brother. When Wu Erlang heard the name of the golden lotus, his voice suddenly choked, "I was eaten two by that slut, don't you only have to eat one." ”
Wu Dalang's face was serious, and he said to Wu Erlang: "Your future sister-in-law is not a slut. Then he laughed again:
"Jin Lian has eaten it, hasn't my brother eaten it?"
The man on his back stopped talking, and the eight-foot man's tears fell.
On Woniu Mountain, there is a village, dozens of grass houses and tiled houses in the village live in more than 200 minions, and when I saw the two brothers, they all asked in unison about the good of Wu Er, the master of Wuda.
"Brother. The startled Wu Dalang retracted his head behind Wu Erlang and whispered, "When did we have so many little brothers." ”
"It's been there for a long time. Wu Erlang carried Wu Dalang on his back and walked towards the brightest three-room three-room big tile house, "This is the house built for my brother's newlywed in the future, what does my brother think?"
He squatted down and carefully lowered Wu Dalang from behind, the latter limped one leg and looked around in the bright tiled house, seeing that the furnishings in the house had to be touched, and seeing that the bed and chair were going up to sit down, but he never thought that he had done it on the ground before, and there was an extra boss butt mark on the new bed.
"Good, good. Wu Dalang saw the furnishings in the three-in-three tiled houses, and said happily, "Sister Jinlian will be happy to see this house in the future." ”
Wu Erlang couldn't hold back any longer, grabbed the clothes on his two shoulders with both hands, and said in a sad voice: "Brother, wake up, who caused you to look like this, you are not the slut surnamed Pan!"
Wu Dalang, who was less than five feet tall and was nicknamed "three-inch Dinggu bark", was originally doing a living selling cooking cakes in Yanggu County, and he was the sister of Jinlian who he dreamed of marrying into the door since he was a child, and he was the maid of a big family in the county.
Since then, Wu Dalang got up early to go out to sell cooking cakes, and several treacherous prodigal children in Yanggu County came to his house to provoke him, so the Wu family's house became the location of Bai Rixuan* in Yanggu County.
When Wu Erlang was ten years old, he was favored by an elderly martial artist who traveled to Yanggu County, and saw that his roots were not good, so he told his father and mother to accept him as an apprentice, and took him to travel around the rivers and lakes. So he followed the Wufu for fifteen years, until the end of the Wufu's life, was taught a good martial arts, only to remember to go back to Yanggu County to see his father and brother, when he arrived at Jingyanggang, he encountered a big insect on the road, three fists and two feet were cleaned up, dragged back to Yanggu County, the county order saw his bravery, and became the head of the capital.
Seeing that the golden lotus girl who was always divided by his brother with sugar gourd became his sister-in-law, Wu Erlang was happy, but he never thought that this sister-in-law was actually a thief for the head, for this reason, even his brother was damaged by the brute surnamed Simon, and the slut also wanted to poison his brother's medicine to harm him.
Fortunately, he came back early and gave his brother the life-saving pills left by his master, so that he could save half his life, but he was stupid.
He killed the adulterer and the adulteress to avenge his brother.
He carried his stupid brother up to Woniu Mountain, and saw the most moral surname Jin in the rumor, but he mocked his brother's stupid appearance, and he killed the man in a fit of rage, and then chopped it with a knife and fed it to the dogs.
It doesn't matter if the person who talks about it also mocks his brother, or the dart master who is arrogant and doesn't give his brother face.
Whoever dares to offend my brother will die.
Wu Erlang turned around and walked out of the tiled house, and said sharply to the two minions at the door: "Take care of my brother." ”
Then he went down to Woniu Mountain and grabbed a daughter-in-law for his brother.