Chapter 4 Buddhist Hooligans

Tang Yuan, who lived for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, enjoyed this moment of peace with tears in his eyes, and his heart was still uneasy, damn, it was finally sunny after the rain, but Long Shengzhu was really evil, and it seemed that it had turned into his heart, so it would be fine, right? Mom, this is a time bomb, if there is a wind and grass, then Lao Tzu must not burp immediately, how is this good?

At this moment, Manjushri stroked his palms and laughed, and congratulated him: "Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan, you are really a person of destiny, thousands of years since the death of the ancestral dragon, all the people in the Three Realms have fought hard for the Dragon Sacred Pearl, but without exception, they have all died on its chosen master. For thousands of years, the dragon sacred pearl has been regarded as the most evil thing by the world, and everyone talks about the color change of the pearl and avoids it. It was not until later that the Buddha took pity on sentient beings and did not know self-love in pursuit of power, so he put away the Dragon Sacred Pearl and used thousands of Buddhism to protect it, which quelled this ignorant dispute. Therefore, Tang Yuan, you can be regarded as the only owner of the Dragon Sacred Bead for thousands of years, so this Bodhisattva said that your creation is really blessed, and there is no one who has come before or after, and you can congratulate you, you can congratulate you. ”

As soon as the words came out, Tang Yuanzhi's face was as frightened as earth, cold sweat was dripping, and he looked at Manjushri's eyes, as if he had seen Godzilla, frightened, dazed, dizzy, and unparalleled shock.

After a while, Tang Yuan came to his senses, and couldn't help but be furious: "Damn, die Manjushri, you haven't succeeded for thousands of years, you dare to let me try, it's really a big deal." If this is not successful, Lao Tzu will not have the same burps as his predecessors. Fortunately, you are all bodhisattvas, and your magic power is profound, so you won't die without help, right?"

Manjushri shook his head and said with a smile: "No, the so-called cycle of the Heavenly Dao has a reason for it, and the retribution is unpleasant, even if we are bodhisattvas, how can we break the rules? Especially in the selection of the people of the Heavenly Destiny, my Buddhism is even more cautious, and there is no room for the slightest sloppiness." If the person who learns the scriptures can't even pass the test of the Mandate of Heaven, it is enough to prove that he is not a person who is blessed with great fortune and great fortune, and it is difficult to overcome the many tribulations on the way to the west, and he is not qualified to take on the important task of my Buddhism. Therefore, if you Tang Yuan unfortunately die in the Heavenly Destiny Trial, you can only blame yourself for your lack of will, and your fate is not blessed, and we can't help it, we will only stand by and let you fall into the six realms of reincarnation. All I have to do as a Buddha is to spend more time looking for the next person with a destiny, and that's it. ”

Tang Yuan's face changed greatly when he heard this, his palms were sweaty, and he was terrified, and he secretly sighed in his heart, obediently, in this way, it was really a stroke just now, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's great life, he would have been afraid that he would have already returned to the underworld and went to the king of Hades to repay the account.

Thinking of this, Uncle Tang hated it so much, stared at Manjushri viciously with a pair of angry eyes, and scolded: "Damn, dead Manjushri, I said that as one of the four great bodhisattvas of Buddhism, you should have benevolence and righteousness in your heart, and you should have to kill all sentient beings, why are you so ruthless, you have to kill me, I said that we should be innocent and hateless, right? I understand, you just hate me for taking Xuanzang's body, and you want to take my life, but fortunately, Lao Tzu's life is hard and he survived, otherwise he really doesn't even know how to die, it's really hateful." ”

Seeing Tang Yuan's declining appearance, Guanyin couldn't help but burst out laughing, feeling unreserved, and quickly covered his mouth and explained: "Tang Yuan, in fact, you are wrong to blame Manjushri, all the people selected by my Buddhism to learn scriptures are called the people of the Mandate of Heaven, and every time the Buddhism selects the people of the Mandate of Heaven, he will go through a spiritual trial beyond life and death." Because only in the face of irresistible life and death, can human nature be relatively truly revealed, and my Buddhism can understand more thoroughly that the fine qualities that come from the depths of the soul of the person who learns the scriptures are the prerequisites for embarking on the path of learning the scriptures in my Western Holy Realm, and it is not that Manjushri is bent on embarrassing you. ”

Manjushri nodded, and took over the conversation leisurely: "That's right, Tang Yuan, this Bodhisattva is also on a whim, I want to see what kind of virtue and ability you killed Tang Yuan halfway, and dare to take on the great task of learning scriptures from my Buddhism, I admit that it is indeed a little fierce in terms of technique, and I really want to apologize to you." However, you Tang Yuan, a weak scholar, actually behaved like this, it is really surprising to me, isn't it very good now, at least the dragon treasure has been used by you, I believe that on the way to learn the scriptures, it will be of great help to you. ”

As soon as these words came out, Tang Yuan's fire became even greater, and he immediately jumped up and yelled scoldingly: "Damn, Lao Tzu is immoral and incompetent, so what, you forced me to learn the scriptures, why do you want to test me? The Dragon Sacred Pearl trial is extremely dangerous, and it has all penetrated into my heart, if there is still a bad reaction, then Lao Tzu will not live?"

After hearing this, Manjushri patted his head and smiled: "Oh, if you don't say that I really have to forget, Zu Long's life is both good and evil, cruel and tyrannical, killing and arbitrary, and creating countless evils. My Buddha came to hate its evil intentions, urged his own pure yang qi to transform it, and after thousands of years, it took all the evil energy to be eliminated. However, after thousands of years of Buddhist rendering, the holy pearl has become a pure yang orb, and it is naturally beneficial to integrate with the pure yang body practiced by the golden cicada ten generations. But from now on, you must maintain the body of a virgin, otherwise once you break your body, I am worried that the pure yang qi stored in the orb for thousands of years will be vented to attack you, and the consequences will be unpredictable, so please do it yourself. ”

Tang Yuan vomited blood wildly when he heard this, and watched the dragon pattern slowly forming in his palm, and felt a burst of despair in his heart, damn, if you want Lao Tzu to maintain the body of a virgin, wouldn't it make me a girl, what's the point of that beauty who has all the way, I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy......

At this moment, Tang Yuan was very broken and hurt, staring at Manjushri with a smile on his face with angry eyes, and he really wanted to tear him to pieces in one bite and vent the hatred in his heart.

Tang Yuan stomped on the ground with his feet and clenched his hands, if it weren't for his lack of mana, he really wanted to poke him to death with a finger: "Dead Manjushri, I thought that the disciples of Buddhism were full of creeds and did not speak, I don't want your old boy to go around in a big circle, say that the monks are at peace with what they encounter, and what kind of dragon holy bead will be used for me to try, and it is clear that they have set a trap for me to drill into." Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust, I want Lao Tzu to go to the west to learn scriptures, and wait for the next life. ”

Although Manjushri still smiled, his expression was very rare and serious, and he bowed to Tang Yuan and said: "Tang Yuan, Manjushri deceived you, because the great cause of learning scriptures is related to the life and death of tens of millions of children of my Buddhism, Manjushri has to be cautious to make this decision." If you are determined not to obey, my Buddhism will use all means to force you to go on the road obediently, so please think carefully and then make a difference. ”

Tang Yuan looked at Manjushri with a solemn face in shock, and was speechless for a while, but secretly muttered in his heart, Damn, it seems that this guy is serious, otherwise, with his dignified Bodhisattva status, why would he play hooligan with me, a little mortal, is this bullshit great cause of learning scriptures really so important? Alas, Uncle Ben is just a scholar, he has no power to restrain the chicken, and he can't fight these two Buddhist hooligans, so he really has no choice, so he has to endure this moment of anger first, and then find an opportunity to retaliate in the future. Otherwise, it really them off, and if you don't put a tight hoop on Uncle Ben's head, it won't look good.

Thinking of this, Uncle Tang couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat oozing from his forehead, swept his eyes hatefully at the smiling Dead Manjushri, and then snorted heavily, which was considered to be a promise.

Guanyin smiled when he saw this, and comforted him: "Haha, Tang Yuan, it's good if you agree (Uncle Tang is depressed, damn, the words are all on this, can Lao Tzu not agree), in fact, Manjushri is also for your good, the pure yang body practiced by the golden cicada ten is not easy to come by, and the beauty is waiting for you to slowly experience it in the future, in short, do it yourself." In this way, this bodhisattva also gives you a magic weapon as a compensation. This Xuanguang mirror is a very useful baby, you can take it. Using this treasure, it can illuminate the land of five zhang, and everything within a radius of ten zhang can be seen clearly. The road to the west is extremely difficult and dangerous, and the auspicious and evil are unpredictable, and occasionally they will rush to the night road, so they can sacrifice this treasure to use. Moreover, the Xuanguang mirror comes from the Western Halloween Snow Mountain, and the bright holy light emitted by it, the magic barrier is not born, and the ghosts are removed, and you can take it with you to ward off ghosts and evil spirits. Haha, don't be afraid, this one has no side effects. ”

Tang Yuan looked up at Guanyin, carefully took the Xuanguang Mirror, held it in his hand and observed it carefully, there is no doubt that this is a mirror with excellent texture, only to see that it is as white as frost, smooth and flawless, and it is cold in the hand, giving people a wonderful feeling of tranquility and coolness. But it's hard to see anything special about it based on this alone, but after chanting the mantra, the Xuanguang Mirror will automatically rise into the air, emitting a bright and soft light, illuminating the surrounding earth and guiding the way forward.

After listening to Guanyin's introduction, Tang Sanzang sighed, Damn, the function of this baby is too advanced, it is simply an ancient version of a searchlight. In this era of relatively backward material civilization, I am afraid that I can't even find an oil lamp at night when I learn scriptures in the west, which is really a big test for Tang Yuan, who is used to using electric lights. And now the treasure sent by Guanyin is too timely. At night, it is really practical to use it as an electric light to dispel the horror of the night.

Tang Yuan stroked the smooth and flawless mirror surface of the Xuanguang Mirror, and he couldn't put it down, hehe, this baby has a light texture, it is not tiring at all to hang on the neck, and it looks very handsome, that shape is simply the supreme treasure in the Journey to the West. In addition to teasing, Tang Yuan didn't feel grateful, and while thanking Guanyin, he didn't forget to despise the smiling dead Manjushri, so he rode on the road.