Chapter 5 Family Meetings
On Sunday, January 7, 2019, at 5 p.m., Boufan, who had a bruise on his face, pushed open the door of his home.
Before Bu Daddy could reply, he quickly followed the smell into the kitchen, "Mom, how long is the beef?
"Go, go, get out!" Bu Mama, who was wearing an apron, waved a soup spoon and drove Bu Fan out, "I didn't change my shoes, the floor was dirty by you, look at your clothes, where did you go around? Hey, what's the matter with your face?
"Don't ...... I'll change my shoes, don't wave your spoon, there's oil on it......" Bu Fan beckoned, and hurriedly retreated, this kitchen is Bu Ma's territory, slow down, you will really be greeted by the spoon.
After stopping and glancing at her son's behavior, Bu's mother turned around and put the spoon down, wiped her hands at the towel hanging on the wall, and then walked out of the kitchen, "Son, you haven't answered me yet, what's wrong with your face?
Pulled out the slippers from the shoe closet, and replied in a crying voice: "Mom, your son is still hungry, do you want to rest for a while with your machine gun?"
"Don't fool the old lady with your northern capital!" Bu Ma put down the frying spoon, grabbed a tickling hammer that hit her back in her hand, and gestured at Bu Fan with that thing, "You kid is not home on Sunday, and he ran away early in the morning, and today's blind date was canceled by me calling to apologize so that I could talk about it...... Tell me, what are you doing? Old cloth, old cloth head, you put down the book for me, the old lady is going to hold a family meeting!"
Father Bu, who was sitting on the sofa, hurriedly put down the book in his hand, glanced at his son Bufan, and hurriedly answered: "Okay! Family meeting! Hey, no? There are not all members...... Where's Ni, Ni ......."
Bufan threw himself on the sofa, eager to cover his face and cry bitterly - his father has always been so unprincipled as long as he is at home, fortunately, the current house is big enough and the walls are thick enough, otherwise the neighbors would have come to the door long ago.
Open the door, close the door, "Wow", a big Lori with a single ponytail and a cotton coat came out of her room, and said in a disgusted voice; "Daddy, don't call me again!
Bu's mother was reluctant, and the itching hammer was aimed at the back of Bu Nan with a single ponytail, "Why is it bad to call Xiao Ni? It's been 18 years, and you've been listening to it for 18 years.
"I, I don't have an opinion...... Bu Nan muttered weakly, shrunk his neck and walked a few steps quickly, and when he reached the edge of the sofa, the hairy rabbit slippers kicked Bu Fan, "Brother, go over there, it's so wide, it takes up half of the sofa!"
"Hmm......" Bu Fan had no choice but to move to the side, he found that since he returned home, his status is inversely proportional to time - the longer he stays at home, the lower his family status is, and now even the little heels who have been messing around behind him since childhood are higher than his own status, this helplessness can't be said.
Bu Ma and Bu Dad's two looked at each other, secretly feeling funny, but they didn't comment. Bu Ma pulled a leather pier and sat down, knocked on the coffee table with an itching hammer, and began to speak: "Mmmm, I announce that the first family meeting of 2019 is now open, and the main topics are...... Xiaoni, put down the phone, look at the phone again during the meeting, the old lady has the right to confiscate the right to use it for a month!"
"Protest!" Bu Nan immediately quit and was ready to get up and rebel, "Mom is domineering and domineering, hegemonic, and the small people demand their own equality and democracy!"
"Protest dismissed!" Compared to the big Lori Bu Nan, it is obvious that Bu Ma is more spicy and skilled, "Xiao Min Bu Nan, do not respect the elder, roar at the venue, and order it to be corrected immediately, otherwise...... Don't drink the beef soup at night!"
Bu Fan and Bu Daddy immediately laughed, holding their stomachs and speechless.
"Mom...... You!" Bu Nan looked at his wife in a daze, and was speechless, it was really hard for the old lady to come up with such a punishment, you must know that beef soup is her favorite.
Seeing that the little girl was silent, Bu Ma knocked on the startling wood (tickling hammer) again, and shouted: "Bu Fan, you brought me the truth, what's the matter with the bruises on your face?
Before Bu Fan could speak, Bu Nan on the side chattered, "Hey, brother, just saw it, what did you do on your face? It looks like the blue-faced beast in the Water Margin, it's fun! Don't move...... Hey......"
As she spoke, she held up her phone to take a picture.
"Go, you've got everything!" Bu Fan opened his big hand and grabbed his sister Bu Nan's mobile phone, his fingers just covered the camera, and with a slight twist of his hand, the thin mobile phone detached from the middle of the two small claws.
"Give me back my phone, you door panel violent maniac!" Of course the big Lori didn't do it, and pounced on it with her teeth and claws.
It's a pity that for Bu Fan, this trick is useless, he moved back, the mobile phone was casually stuffed into the gap between the sofa cushions, and the other hand was against the top of Bu Nan's head, this big Lori was helpless like a crazy little bull.
The movements of the two of them only took a few efforts, and it was not until they were at a stalemate that Bu Ma reacted, "Ahem...... You two be honest!"
"Mom, don't blame me, look at my brother, he snatched my phone!" Bu Nan showed his skills again, and said tiredly.
"Xiao Ni...... You should be honest with the old lady!" Bu Ma glared at the big Lori and rubbed her forehead, this little girl, since her brother came back, has become more and more dishonest.
"Oh......" Without support, Bu Nan had no choice but to stop talking, but his eyes were still gurgling, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Bu Ma was so haggard that she didn't bother to pay attention to the teasing eyes from her husband on the side, glared at Bu Fan and said, "Hurry up and tell me what's the matter with you......? On Wednesday, I heard that I saw you driving your broken car out of town from the north, and you came back late that night, and it was snowing in the winter, what did you do?"
"Mom, you know that I'm out of town? tsk...... The KGB is not as powerful as you!" Seeing that the old lady was still as serious as ever, Bufan's heart was warm, but he deliberately replied teasingly.
"Bang bang!" The tickling hammer slammed on the coffee table continuously, Bu's mother couldn't help laughing, twisted her face and said to Bu Dad: "Look at your son, you know how to be cynical, old Butou, are you still watching the fun?"
"Ahem...... "Ahem" Youzai Youya, who was holding tea and watching his mother-in-law act, almost choked, coughed a few times before making a serious statement, "Son, you are mixed with Zhang Jianguo, the wilted radish, and the fat Lakshen, what do you want to do?"
In the end, Jiang is still old and spicy, Bu Ma is babbling for a long time, Bu Dad only one sentence, and he unveiled Bu Fan's recent things, and even the specific name and nickname are not bad at all.
At this time, Bu Fan couldn't cover it up with witty words, pushed away the big Lori who was trying to touch the phone back, and replied seriously: "Mom, you are in a hurry, my son didn't do anything hurtful, this blue on his face, it was in the afternoon, and he wiped it on the wrestling mat with Lakshen on the side of the sports committee, it was not in the way, it was good to have two or three days...... As for going to the northern suburbs of the city, I can't finish talking about it for a while, you see, don't you talk about it after eating?"
"No! It's only half past five, it's nothing to stew the beef for a while, if you don't finish this matter, the old lady won't be able to eat!" Bu's mother's face softened a little, but halfway through the words, she wanted to whet people's appetites, so how could it be done? She was suddenly anxious, what wilted radish Zhang Jianguo, what fat Lakshen, she didn't care, what her son wanted to do, was what she cared about the most.
Well, he didn't hide it from his family, Bu Fan also figured it out, and simply told the idea of buying a piece of land to do something and the ruins of the abandoned research institute in the northern suburbs from beginning to end, and even thought about it, and even didn't miss the rumored underground civil air defense project.
Without him, all of you here are his family, and if he can't even trust his family, who can he trust?
Bu Ma is silent, Bu Dad is no exception to silence, the only one who is quite simple Lori Bu Nan is also a little stunned, her big eyes are flashing, a pair of small paws are holding the pillow and scratching, looking at the posture, I can't wait to peel off the head of the strong man who is sitting on the sofa with the door, so as to check that the person inside is still not the brother who has excellent character and learning.
After a while, before Bu Ma Bu Dad could speak, Da Lori finally couldn't help it, "Are you really my brother? The old factory building of the research institute of more than 200 acres? Oh my God, how much does it cost? You bought a tattered second-hand car when you came back, where did you get so much money?"
After saying that, Bu Fan didn't have the idea of secrecy, and after listening to his sister's twittering question, he pointed his fingers and explained seriously: " First, the research institute of more than 200 acres is surrounded by wasteland that no one wants, except for the national highway where there are not many cars around, it is at least seven kilometers away from the nearest residential area, and there is not a single factory or the like, and it is said that the last auction price of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Bureau was only 18 million, which is quite appropriate; second, I bought a second-hand car, but my second-hand car is also produced in Prussia, after repair and modification, it is not inferior to a new car, what major did your brother and I study? Third, I went home for nearly half a year, but I never said that I was a poor ghost, don't forget, little girl, I didn't ask my parents for a penny when I went to study abroad, let alone ...... After graduating over there, I worked for three whole years!
"You're a foolish girl! You self-righteous megalomaniac who deceived your parents and deceived your sister!" "Bu Nan is not a quiet and dignified lady, but a little baby who has been spoiled by Bu Ma and Bu Dad for more than ten years, Bu Fan's words completely annoyed her, and the big Lori is not short in height, and she also has long hands and feet, and she waved the sofa cushion in her hand and smashed it.