Chapter 132: The Emotional Expert Arrives
A tight black cape coat, a straight shawl and green silk, a pair of high-heeled boots, hands in pockets, raised head and chest proudly away.
Behind him, the bodyguard packed his luggage in a small bag, and he had to pay careful attention to the surrounding situation.
Yang Fan stood in place, knowing that the two of them had passed through the security check and could no longer see their backs, so he turned around.
"I was comforted by such a nervous princess, isn't it too bad. ”
Yang Fan muttered to himself, walked out of the waiting hall, and waited in the taxi space.
"Well, in that case, reprocessing that depth charge will be regarded as a memorial to Mizuki's audit, and it is also to achieve the goal of more than three Ivy Leagues that year. ”
Not long after getting the system last year, Yang Fan said that he would at least be invited by Sanplus Ivy League. If you just rely on the Olympiad champion, the background is naturally worse.
Those Ivy League schools in the United States are especially good at pretending, and good grades are only a reference factor, and they must also compare their overall quality.
The so-called comprehensive quality, how to say, such as sports results, recitation results, whether you can play chess, whether you have done public welfare and so on.
In a word, even if you meet the requirements, you still have to look at people's eyes.
"Huaguo high school students, it's too late to do the topic, who has the time to make so many famous halls, so let them pull down their faces, and get an unquestionable academic status in some aspect. ”
If you want to talk about Yang Fan's mathematical ability, in fact, there is a fault here, his high school mathematics has been completed, and the possession of the two great mathematicians has left some spiritual infection, which has given him a bonus in the field of mathematics.
The top elementary mathematics is not understood, and the top level is a bit ignorant and lacks the foundation of the middle.
"It doesn't matter, it just so happens that I am the best at dealing with data, helping Goddess Xiao to count those materials, but I have opened a portal, and I will put down electromagnetism in my free time at night. ”
After waiting in line for twenty minutes, the taxi arrived, and an hour later, he was back in his dormitory.
The time was just over 5 o'clock, after having dinner with the two roommates, Yang Fan was about to brush up on books, and when he saw that neither of them went out, he asked, "Today seems to be the weekend, but the two eldest brothers didn't go out." ”
Yang Fan just didn't have anything to say, so he asked casually.
The two of them who pretended to read the book were not in the book, and when they heard Yang Fan's words, they were even more depressed.
Su Junan, who was still straightforward, couldn't help it, slapped the table in front of him and crackled, and said, "Life is getting more and more difficult, should I be single for four years if I work so hard?"
It's still like this, Yang Fan really can't stand their lack of progress, what if they don't take off the list, then do learning.
"Contempt, I felt naked contempt. On the other end, Pan Zheke paid attention to Yang Fan's expression and shouted: "You kid has found a good way back, and your girlfriend has come to the capital with you, and you can enter a pair of pheasant schools at any time, where do you know our suffering." ”
"It's not ...... Forget it, if you really want to get rid of the single, it's not impossible. Yang Fan was really afraid of these two, he was quite serious during the day, and at night he thought about spring, often talking about girls and not sleeping until one or two o'clock at night.
The most exaggerated thing is that they are purely obscene and blow B, but they don't understand the actual operation. also took the so-called pickled girl strategy research on the Internet, which is an old-fashioned mess.
"I said two big brothers, it's useless to study those things on the Internet, it's all used by others, you are watching, others are watching, even girls are watching, they also have to prevent being fooled, after all, they must be on guard. ”
Su Junan's eyes lit up with his nostrils and said, "Fuck, I remembered." You're the master. If we don't worship the gods in front of us and believe in those crooked ways, it's no wonder that there are many failures. ”
As soon as these words came out, Pan Zhe immediately made a move and jumped to the side of the male god in three steps.
"Yang Fan, as long as you have a way, you will be a brother in the future, and the two of us are younger brothers, and we will pour the footwashing water for you. Pan Zhe ran forward, grabbed Yang Fan's arm, and pretended to kneel.
"Don't be so exaggerated, let's study and study together. Yang Fan helped Pan Zhe up, comforted them, and touched his forehead, "Let me think about it." ”
The two moved the stool, one left and one right close to Yang Fan.
"Hurry up, let's just listen to Brother Yang Fan's love history. Pan Zhe patted his ass wildly, and wiped the desk in front of him with his sleeve, "It's best to write down the strategy." ”
Yang Fan thinks that the means of high school should be different from that of college, high school has the aura of tyrant, but she is born with a weakened emotional intelligence of little girls, and when her grades reach the first or second place in the grade, she will raise her arms and exclaim, not to mention that you can pick it casually, seven or eight still have a chance.
He thought about it for a while, and decided not to mention his own problems again, and guided him to other directions: "Since they are all eating in the digital circle, then use mathematics, statistics, etc., and I believe that the two elder brothers will be stable." ”
"Well, working with numbers all the time is just not practical. If math could be applied to chasing girls, it would be ...... Ha ha. The tall and burly Su Junan fell into another fantasy, he may not know anything, and when it comes to mathematics, he is still confident.
"Don't sell it, Brother Yang, what the hell is there to say. "Pan Zhe is very anxious, if it is true...... Thinking of this, saliva is left.
"I'm just talking nonsense, it doesn't necessarily work. Yang Fan was afraid that he would not succeed in the future, so he was still looking for scolding, so he planned for the worst first, and then said, "Let's eliminate those scheming first, and there is no shortage in school, but with our family background, we don't need to think about it." ”
"That's right. Pan Zhe said.
"Go on. Su Junan agreed.
"Then the rest are ordinary girls, relatively easy to ...... Good to talk about. Yang Fan held back the deception, he couldn't be too undisciplined, the male god still had a bottom line, and said: "First of all, I know the girl, if I don't even have a chance to meet, it's just blowing B, and I will give up." ”
"That's right. ”
"Then we have to start talking about it from the first meeting, at that time there must be a chance to be alone, there may be brothers to help, classmates to get in touch, or in a café, etc., here, it is very important. ”
"Say it, say it. Pan Zhe and Su Junan listened even more to join the fascination.
"According to scientific surveys, the probability of accepting valuables is 7.52% for ordinary female students when they meet for the first time, and the probability of accepting small red envelopes is 86.54%. ”
"Whoever loses will be given a red envelope. Here, I suggest a game of two minutes of affectionate gaze, where two people look into each other's eyes face each other for two full minutes. ”
"Emotionalists have done a survey, when looking at each other's eyes for 2 minutes, two people who are complete strangers will increase their favorability by 45%, which is scientifically based. In these two minutes, each other will think about who the other person is, what they are thinking, what will they read out of their eyes?"
"There is a good saying, the eyes are the windows of the soul, you must know how to hide your dirty thoughts at that time, to show innocence, it is best to exercise in front of the mirror a few times. ”
There was a moment of silence in the dormitory, Su Junan and Pan Zhe were receiving this kind of information, and it took them a full half a minute before they reacted.
"NB, NB, Brother Yang, in the end, it's someone who came over. Su Junan shouted excitedly, compared to what he used to introduce to each other, he was secretive, and this method of fooling the girl quietly was powerful. This is absolutely true, and there is a scientific method of calculation, which is to be heavenly.
Pan Zhe was overjoyed, and in order to get more, he asked again: "Brother Yang, I'm afraid that one method can't be used too much, is there any other way?"
"There are many ways to go. Yang Fan, who incarnated as a love master, smiled.