Chapter 64: The Wind and Fire Brothers and Feng Laozi's Strange Tricks 3

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Everyone's breath was short, especially Amu - not from fear, but excitement - he hadn't moved his muscles and bones in a long time.

Three boats, with two leaders, from the small detachments of the two regiments, are all Warcraftmen. A demon crab man, a giant crab, with a body as big as an oxcart, a hard and hard carapace, natural armor, eight legs long and sharp as a knife, a pair of giant tongs shining, is a good tool for repairing machines, of course, the repairman is not a problem; the belly door is not very large, the door is connected to the "house", it looks like a small wine shop or thatched house; the back armor is also hard, with demon-like face patterns, very hideous, very mysterious, there are two rows of thorns on the left and right, and there is a hard object like a horn in the middle- His name is Xie Douwang, and he is a small leader of the Sea Ghost Regiment.

The other was the Mobe, though he also had a human form, and the woman didn't like it very much when she saw it: he was soft, as soft as a puddle of cheese, and even worse than a lump of shit! This is just beach meat, so soft that even the hands and feet have become a piece, there is only a small black dot on it, which is the so-called "eye", and there is a big * below, that is, the "mouth". Although he was soft, he carried two heavy fan-shaped shells with brocade patterns on his back, and every woman liked them very much when she saw them—how could he hold up these shells? Perhaps it was because he carried such a shell on his back that he had only a puddle of flesh! It was a small person of the evil ghost group, called "Bedo Anger," and he was a typical angry youth.

The others, the shrimp soldiers and crab soldiers, there were more than two hundred people.

"Bones, kill !!" The one-eyed baby held his sword high, his left eye shining, obviously a little excited!

"Wait-" Wu Liang motioned for everyone to take it easy, and said in the ear of the one-eyed baby, "What are you anxious about, maybe people aren't here to fight?"

The one-eyed baby said: "Pirate, if you don't kill me, I'll kill you, what are you waiting for?!Wait for someone to be slaughtered?!"

"This is absolutely true!but-" Wu Liang patted him on the shoulder and said, "There is also a way to steal~~"

He turned to the opposite boat and said, "Two little brothers, what are you doing more than that?"

"Did you mess around in the Black Sea on your first day?" Xie Douwang sneered, his mouth closed like a window, "Of course I'm here to collect tolls!"

Wu Liang sighed and said, "It turns out that the Black Sea is yours......" Everyone knows the irony of these words.

"If it were usual, you stinky bones would have been thrown into the sea a long time ago!" Bedo angrily revealed the words from *, which really sounded like a fart, and the meaning was similar to fart, "Today, I don't have time to play with you, obediently cooperate to save your life!"

Wu Liang smiled: "I don't know how much money it costs?"

Xie Douwang said: "I don't want gold, silver and jewelry, just all your water and food!"

"Oh?" Wu Liang stroked his beard and smiled, "I don't want gold, silver, jewelry, and life, this is not in line with the style of the Sea Ghost Group and the Demon Gang ......"

"Less nonsense, do you give it or not?" Bedo farted louder, almost causing everyone present to burst into laughter.

The one who smiled the happiest was, of course, Wu Liang: "I heard that you are walking around Ghost Island, are you running out of food and water?"

"Is it like the death of the exhausted people?" Feng Laozi suddenly added, and the whole ship laughed, of course, the three boats also wanted to laugh, but they could only hold back, because their faces looked very ugly.

Bedo angrily pointed at Feng Laozi and said angrily: "You crazy old man, be careful that I smash a few holes in your head!"

Feng Laozi didn't speak, his muscles burst out, and he had already crushed his steel teeth—although his teeth were already unbearable—he hated being called "crazy old man" the most!

"You mean not to give it?" Xie Douwang said angrily, "Grit your steel teeth."

Wu Liang smiled: "Give water and food, isn't this a gift for our lives? So, if you want it, come over there~~~"

"Is this any different from what I just rushed through?" said the one-eyed baby, scratching his head.

"Of course it's different~~" Wu Liang smiled, "Because ...... I'm going to rob you of your slogan - bones, don't rush !!"

Don't you rush?! Do you want to shout out if you don't rush?!

"Don't rush, are you waiting to die?!" said the one-eyed baby angrily.

"Yes, wait for them to die!" Wu Liang said lightly, his eyes were full of confidence, smart people will do different things, the one-eyed baby thought, otherwise how could he become a military advisor? He acquiesced to this cowardice.

The people here forced themselves to laugh, but the people over there were already laughing and turned backwards, and then a loud slogan sounded: "Brothers, kill the !!"

As soon as they sounded the coax, suddenly a voice also broke the sky: "Wait!"

Everyone was stunned, it wasn't Feng Laozi who shouted, it was indeed Amu - his anger had been held back for a long time!

"Don't move!" he said angrily, "I'll meet you, - stir the crowd!"

The tone was so loud, a dozen or two hundred, they were all stepping up, but at this moment they were stunned again, and they forgot to obey orders, and then, they laughed, and the people who leaned forward and backward one after another, and even the crew behind him couldn't help laughing!

"I thought that old man was the craziest of all......" Bedo laughed so hard that he went limp with indignation—he was already paralyzed, "I can't think of anyone more crazy than him!"

"You disgusting stinky meat, see how I clean you up!"

Amu suddenly performed light skills, and when he was about to get up again, he fell into the sea with one foot and fell into the sea with a "bang", and there was a shout of "I can't swim"!

This time, no matter who it was, they couldn't help laughing, everyone didn't look like they were going to make a big deal at all, but like they were coming to enjoy a drama, and they had already prepared to play tricks!

"It's a shame!" A short-clad skeleton with half of its skull off flew by, treading lightly on the waves, eleven points of chic, grabbed Amu, threw him back into the boat, and then stepped back on the waves!

This file won a lot of applause!

Amu covered his broken head and got up, "You are ......"

"I'm 'Bones in the Waves', a sailor knifeman!" the skeleton laughed, patting a black sheath knife around his waist.

"What I want to say is, 'Do you have a problem with your brain?!'" Amu said angrily in embarrassment, "It's not true that I shouted for help, I just want them to underestimate the enemy and ......"

"If I hadn't saved you, you'd have died a drowning ghost a long time ago!"

"If I hadn't saved me, I would have killed them a long time ago!"

"Pull out your knife!" Langli Bai Gu said coldly, even if the bone couldn't put on any expression, from the smoking half of his brain, he knew that he was angry!

"I don't have a knife. ”

"Pull out your dick!"

“......”

"Pull out your wood!"

"What do you want to do?" Amu scratched his head, and seemed to be a little excited in his puzzlement, as if he could have a premonition that something was happening.

"I want to kill you!"

Amu's excitement finally came—this was the long-awaited sentence—and he jumped up, pounded his chest and laughed, "Come on, you brainless!"

"When is it now, you still bite your tongue?" Wu Liang hurriedly stopped them, but where could they control it, they had already "jingled" and were already in a mess,—— they had already entered the realm of selflessness, completely ignoring the surroundings.

Alas, this kind of thing may not have burned others to death, or it may not have burned itself, but it is certain that your own head will definitely burn out!

The person on the other side was stunned, and then some laughed. But there was an unfunny phrase that rang out: "Brothers, slash and kill the past!!"

These two bosses obviously don't have that much patience - no matter how funny the dog and monkey scene is, there will be a result, and the scene of killing the dog and the monkey is not ridiculous!

"Wait!" This is obviously not Amu's line, but the skeleton * Shi Feng Lao Tzu - he has endured it for a long time - just because of Bedo angrily insulted him just now - the bloody bones have turned white with anger!

But no longer listening to his madness—his anger was uncontrollable—two green lights lit up in the hole's eyes, and suddenly the wind surged, and a gust of wind came from the sea, carrying the sea, and came towards them! Then the storm turned into a tornado, and the "Rose and Skull" began to swing under its effect, and the waves around him were already several battles high! At last the ship spun and spun faster and faster, and not only that, but suddenly several dark clouds stuck together in the sky, and the thunder "rumbled", and then several tongues of electricity were struck into the tornado!!

After that, the wind stopped and the clouds dispersed, but there was still a large vortex - the boat was still spinning at high speed!

When it stops, you can see a scene of depression, decay, and desolation: Guigan has interrupted, and the things on the ship are in a mess—they are scorched, their bones are loose, their mouths are foaming, their eyes are dizzy, and it looks like you are dead and ugly—whether they can stand up in half an hour is a question!

The result of Feng Laozi's feeling was really crazy, he didn't apply his spell to other ships, but used it on himself!

This wind power also affected the "neighbors", and when the "Rose and Skull" spun at high speed, it also smashed and smashed the other three ships, and their ships were sinking, and the crew killed and injured dozens of people, and they all rolled down to the sea and fled in embarrassment!

Wu Liang shouted at the fleeing people: "Go back and tell your leader, I will go and get their heads!"

This can be said to be crooked, which can be regarded as a "good thing" touched by Feng Laozi!

"Wind Mage, you've made a mistake...... Wu Liang straightened his dislocated bones and groaned.

Feng Laozi exclaimed excitedly: "Fuck my aunt's big ass is not *, and it will spin for miles...... "He had a problem with his brain, and he didn't hit him well after such a collision...... Real disasters don't go alone!

A skeleton smiled and said, "The military advisor is really like a god, as soon as he invites the wind mage, he can easily clean up the enemy......" While enjoying the victory, he did not forget to pat the ass, and the slap was very loud!

Wu Liang smiled bitterly: "I expected the mage to make a move—he hates it most when others call him crazy...... Something - but what I didn't expect was that he would do something to his own people......"

Suddenly, one of them raised a sword and shouted excitedly: "They have been beaten to the ground, and they have fled, and they will not take advantage of the victory to pursue at this time?!

"Wait—"

These two words again, these two words that make people excited and poured out at once, and the two words that make people depressed and crazy, how many times have I said it today!

It was military Wu Liang who spoke.

"Are you brainbroken?" said the one-eyed baby unpleasantly, "Do you want them to go back and move the rescuers?"

Wu Liang stroked his beard and said lightly: "Exactly." ”

"Do you want to die?"

"It's not. ”

"And what do you want to do?"

"It makes sense. ”

"Can't you say it?"

"Yes. ”

"Say!"