Chapter 104: I can't do it

This voice was the voice of the holy monk Tang Sanzang, but it came too suddenly, which surprised the monkey, and he couldn't help but shudder, and even the branch trembled. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Sanzang was shaken by the monkey and couldn't hold it, so frightened that his soul flew out of the sky, and he said in a cold sweat: "Dead monkey, don't shake it, Lao Tzu is so easy to climb up, you want to shake me down again, but you look good." ”

Listening to the tone of this voice, it was clear that it was his master's, the monkey couldn't help but be overjoyed, hehe smiled and quipped: "Master, you are too lazy, my grandson has called you for a long time, and I don't see you agree, such a sudden, it really scared me, thanks to you being able to escape this catastrophe, not caught by the monster, but it is also a blessing in misfortune." ”

Tang Sanzang sneered and said disdainfully: "This dead monkey, didn't we agree, if we encounter that disagreement, the team is separated, in order to avoid the monster from turning into the appearance of a person in the Sanzang Legion to deceive trust, they will all follow the code to contact, three long means that it is fine, three short means that there is trouble, one long and two short means that the situation cannot be judged for the time being, and each is at ease." It's been a long time, and you don't give me a clear answer, but how can I answer you?"

The monkey patted his head, only then did he remember that there was such a thing, nodded again and again, and apologized: "Master's lesson is that my grandson was in a hurry for a while and forgot this rule, and he will definitely abide by it again." Now that the two of us haven't been caught by the Demon King, we have to find a way to come out and rescue Bajie and them. ”

"Stinky monkey, don't you have the seventy-two changes of maneuvering, first turn into a fly and mosquito and go into the hole to find out the truth, and then look for an opportunity to rescue them, such a simple thing, but how complicated is it?" Sanzang shook his head, quite disdainful.

"Master, although my grandson has the means, after all, I can't help the golden cymbal in the hand of the yellow-eyed monster, if there are some traps in his cave to drag me down, then don't say it's to save people, even if it's my old grandson who can't get out by himself, I don't have a sure win, how dare I take risks easily? I also know that the master has a lot of ideas, so I thought about what way to crack the golden cymbal in the hand of the demon king, so that I could go into the cave to save people. Wukong sighed when he heard this, and said with a dejected expression.

Sanzang shook his head when he heard this, stroked his hairless chin, and said slowly: "Monkey, although you have to be reasonable, but if you wait until you have the certainty of victory to make a move, isn't it too late? ”

"Oh, the master is really wonderful, he actually knows the origin of the yellow-eyed old monster, which saves my grandson a lot of work. I said why we are so difficult and dangerous along the way, the magic obstacles are rampant, and the feelings are that the gods and Buddhas of the heavenly class are idle all day and night and have nothing to do, so they specially sent a few people out to make trouble with us, so as to make up for the so-called ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties, this time it is his turn to have a big belly Maitreya Buddha, and he is really depressed. Okay, since that's the case, I'll go up to the Western Holy Realm to look for him, as long as there is evidence, I'm not afraid of him denying it. When the monkey heard this, his heart was overjoyed, and he immediately laughed and cursed, and was about to leave with his feet on the auspicious clouds.

Seeing this, Sanzang was in a hurry, stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wukong come slowly, I still have a matter of mind for the teacher, although the invisibility charm of Taishang Laojun is wonderful, but it can only last for half an hour, you go, I don't know how much time, if I show my form, no one protects me, I have no mana as a teacher, if I am discovered by the little demon patrolling the mountain, it is really terrible." ”

As soon as he heard this, Wukong suddenly stopped, smiled and waved his hand: "Master, you are too worried about this, don't you know, although my grandson can't help the demon king, it is more than enough to clean up a thousand little demons." Speaking of which, it was your help, Master, who escaped the pursuit of the monster with the use of the invisibility charm, and was so anxious that the yellow-eyed monster was furious, and ordered two thousand little demons to look for your traces everywhere. This was seized by Lao Sun and made a means to rush and kill once, but those little demons were not beaten, and they rushed to kill, leaving only five hundred little demon souls scattered, crying dad and shouting mother, leaving the corpse and fleeing in panic. ”

"The demon king was stunned, and he was quite jealous of my grandson's ability, so he only ordered Bajie to carry a few people into the cave, strengthen the defense inside the door, and dare not send the little demon out to patrol the mountain, so you just need to find a secluded place to hide, and you can sit back and relax. ”

When Sanzang heard this, the boulder hanging in his heart fell to the ground, and he couldn't help but sigh: "It's wonderful, as long as no one comes to find my bad luck, but Wukong, you see that this branch is too high, dangling, and the fear of heights for the teacher is committed, obediently, this is really easy to come up and difficult to go down, you see if you can get me down, otherwise you have to scare Lao Tzu to death." ”

The monkey didn't feel dumbfounded, and wondered: "Ya, Master, I remember that you don't seem to be able to climb trees, why did you just work in a blink of an eye, you have no teacher, you climbed so high, I really admire, how did you go up?"

Sanzang was very proud when he heard this, and shrugged his shoulders helplessly: " No way, at that time, the little demons searched too quickly, with a bright knife to cut the branches and cut the grass, although I hid in the depths of the grass for a while and was not found, but thinking that it was not very safe, I saw the big tree in a hurry, and I didn't think much about it when it was urgent, just watched the branches all the way forward, and climbed up in a few strokes, and now I look down a little high, and I feel that the soles of my feet are empty and empty, and it is really difficult to rely on my own ability to go down, or you can use a means to help me. ”

As soon as he heard this, Wukong laughed and fell, gloating and teasing: "Master, aren't you usually quite capable, why did you drop the chain at a critical moment, in fact, this tree climbing is my grandson's housekeeping skills, jokes, but how can there be monkeys who can't climb trees?"

"But you used the invisibility spell, you can't see and touch, it's not very easy to help, but you can teach you the technique, you only thought about climbing up the idea is right, as long as you don't care about the gains and losses, let go of it, you will be able to succeed, on the other hand, you are now out of trouble, your body is also at ease, your heart is settled, and then look down like this, you can really scare your own legs soft. So just hold on to the trunk and go down, don't think too much, just think like you're climbing the stairs, move down step by step, and it won't be long before you can get off the ground. ”

Sanzang shook his head when he heard this, and hesitated and said: "Damn, you said it lightly, I am a forward-looking person for the teacher, I was forced by the little demon just now, and I didn't think so much about it in a hurry, now I am safe, I can't help but look at the surrounding environment, if the foot is empty, and the hand is slippery again, can I not ask for the teacher's own life? No, no, if there is no perfect measure, Lao Tzu is willing to stay on the branch, and he can't go down if he dies." Joke, Lao Tzu is a person hand-picked by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, what if there are three long and two short, and the gods of the Three Realms will not laugh and lose their big teeth?"

As soon as the words came out, Sun Wukong was extremely disdainful, and said with bad intentions: "Hehe, climbing a tree is risky, you need to be cautious when you go up the tree, what Buddha hand-picked the person to learn the scriptures, Master, when will you pay attention to this head? Okay, okay, since there is no little demon patrolling the mountain, you just squat here obediently, as long as you sit firmly, my grandson will ensure that you are fine, and the tree is high and cool, and there is no insect to bite you, wait for my grandson to solve the yellow eyebrow monster, and immediately come to pick you up." ”

Sanzang was so anxious that he went crazy, and said depressedly: "Damn, this is not good, although it is safe on the tree, in fact, it is windy and oxygen-deficient, and it is top-heavy, I am really not used to it as a teacher, it is okay to stay for a while, it is really not a matter to hang like this all the time." I just hope that I can get down the tree as soon as possible, and I will be safe on the ground, otherwise I would not have learned the cuckoo call, and I am so eager to find you. ”

The monkey was speechless when he heard this, and sighed and said: "Master, you are really troublesome, this is not good, that is not right, but after a long time, it is really unbearable, if you catch up with the sleepiness again, it is really easy to plant from the tree if you are not careful." Okay, let's talk about it and see if we can figure out a way to get you down here. ”

Tang Sanzang nodded, his eyes rolled at the moment, and he snapped his fingers leisurely and said, "Wukong, I have an idea, don't you know how to climb trees, why don't you just take me down there?"

"Damn, you should be fighting monsters and upgrading, take you for a while, but I don't know how to bring it?" The monkey stared at him when he heard this, quite confused, and at the same time his left eye was jumping, as if a sense of foreboding rose from the bottom of his heart.

"That's the case, Wukong, you just crawl underneath, just enough to be a teacher, you go to the next step, I'll follow the next step, don't we go down slowly?" Sanzang smiled, and explained the method in his heart.

Knowing that the master had bad intentions, the guarded Sun Wukong grinned and flatly refused: "Master, I really don't want you to bully people like this, my old grandson is a dignified Monkey King, and every time you are forced to do something like that, if this is spread out, how can I go out to meet people, no, this time it will definitely not work, you better find another way." ”

Knowing that the monkey's face couldn't hold it, Tang Sanzang smiled and comforted: "Wukong, don't get angry, isn't there no other way to be a teacher, I will never beat your idea if I can come up with another way." Besides, I'm not invisible, and no one sees someone stepping on you, even if I do, just because you're a good man who respects your teacher, how can I laugh at you behind your back?"