The super handsome guy glanced at him and said politely to Yutu: "Don't get me wrong, please wipe my car clean, otherwise you will lose money." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Hahahaha, Golden Boy and Jade Girl?" On the side of a BMW full of filth, Agu held the rearview mirror and laughed, the super handsome guy had already left in the car of the Jade Rabbit, according to other people's words, compared to the more expensive Maserati, people would rather the Jade Rabbit wipe his car clean. "You laugh, you still laugh, old lady..."Yutu punched and kicked and smashed Agu's motorcycle, Agu was very distressed about the transportation that had just been issued, and it was over in less than a day, okay, but Yutu was fighting, and suddenly tears fell.

"Don't cry, if you smash the motorcycle... If you smash me, I'll forbid it. "Agu is at a loss, the Jade Rabbit suddenly makes him not know what to do, he can be ruthless and kill the bad bubbling monsters, and humans can too, but they don't know how to deal with girls crying.

Yutu wiped his tears, "Do you know that people are leaving, they are leaving, they haven't come back for a long time." ”

"Huh, what are you going out for, it's good now?"

"It's Paula, she sees you getting better and better, she's just a daughter, she says she also has a dream, she wants to pursue her dream, and she wants to be a big star. ”

Agu waved his hand, "That's simple, it's okay for Old Man Bai to hold her, the Bai family has money." ”

"It's different, we have to do it ourselves. Yutu snorted, "It's not just Paula and me, our strength used to be about the same, but now I can't improve my strength at all, our immortal merit is not enough, and our strength can't go up at all, Paula and I must be big stars by ourselves, earn money by ourselves, and then do good deeds to make merit, if the Bai family helps, we can't get any merit at all." ”

Agu lowered his eyelids, "Do you have to go back to Heaven so quickly?"

"I don't know, but I'm a fairy, and I'm going back. ”

Yes, sooner or later, I have to go back, just like myself, sooner or later I have to manage the mortal world, the earth fairy world and the heavenly court, Agu didn't know what it was like in his heart, and when he returned to the house he rented, his expression was still a little trance, and the system was hot in his pocket, and there was no response from him.

"It's normal to have joys and sorrows, you're not so petty, are you?" The mobile phone flew out of his arms, flashing like neon lights, just like the city under the night sky outside, "You reported to work today, and the Tianting Police APP has been upgraded, do you want to see the upgraded things?"

"Later. ”

"Hey, you're not so petty, are you?"

"Parting must be sad, the Jade Rabbit is drunk, can't you let me stop the meeting?" Agu took out the rest of the wine from the cabinet, shook it and put it back, and found out that it was just a daily placement of Tieguanyin that had never been touched, and the tea exuded a fresh and somewhat bitter aroma. Life is a process of growth, and after more joys and sorrows, it will mature, and in the end it will be numb, but Agu doesn't want to do this, if he wants to be naïve all the time, everyone is the same.

The door rang, and Agu opened it, and there was a handsome man standing outside.

"Hello, I'm a new neighbor, come over and say hello. Hard, very formulaic to spit out this sentence, the man turned around and left, but after taking two steps, he suddenly turned back, "It's you?"

"Is that you?" Agu was also stunned, wasn't this man the man who threw down the BMW and drove away from the Maserati, so coincidentally?

Very suspicious eyes, "Are you really here to say hello?"

"Yes, that's basic courtesy. ”

The man must have drunk as well, and entered the room with a drunken red on his face, and sat down on the couch with a familiar face, "This is your home? ”

Yes, there is no little fat man to clean up the room, and Emperor Meow still comes to scourge from time to time, and the room is really not neat, but this is what a stranger can say?

Agu's tone was a little unkind: "It's a little messy, I'm really sorry for you." ”

"Sorry, I didn't mean anything else. The man smiled and said: "I met twice in one day, and the neighbor who is still on the door in the future is fate, and if there is fate, I want to be friends, this is a natural thing, isn't it, by the way, do you want to go to my place to sit, I am renting a house, although it is not very good, but it should be a little neater than here." ”

Saying that, he pushed open Agu's door and opened the one opposite, which seemed to be impossible to refuse, but there was no strange and domineering taste, as if it was the same thing as he said, it was a friend who was destined to do it, Agu went out to look over there, it was indeed much more neat, no, it was a little too neat, just looking at the coffee table was refreshing, teacups, drinks, fruits, jewelry, small things to be used at any time were classified and placed on the coffee table, the distance between them was completely equal, and even the angle was all the same. Agu is a warrior, his eyes are comparable to a measuring ruler, and he can use his eyesight to ensure that the angle and distance between these things are exactly the same.

"Obsessive-compulsive disorder, but it's good. Agu walked into the room, the handsome man pointed to the sofa for him to sit down, took a cup and poured water, and his movements seemed to be extremely elegant, "It's the first time I've come to Tianhai, in fact, I don't know why I'm here, but I don't have anything to do. ”

"My name—" The man's head tilted, "My name is Bai Angzhi, what about you?"

"Just call me Agu. Agu turned out to be the cup he handed over, and then saw Bai Angzhi pour another cup of tea, which was exactly the same as the action of pouring tea for him, and even the height of the palm of his hand was the same, "How can there be nothing to do? ”

Bai Angzhi looked at him with a smile: "People shouldn't be decadent, but I really have nothing to do." Taking a sip of tea, "I have everything I should have, I have lost everything I should lose, I am the only one left, I don't lack anything and it's not interesting, I can only do things according to the rules, by the way, we are very destined to be friends, but what should I do after that?" took out my phone and opened the browser, "I'll see, oh, I should go drink." ”

Agu waved his hand, "I don't want to drink right now. ”

"Let's talk, I'll find out what to talk about. ”

... Agu suddenly felt that Jade Rabbit Paula's departure was nothing, and it was obviously more unacceptable to be with this guy who was suspected of being obsessive-compulsive and deeply mentally ill, this madman had been checking with his mobile phone, and it seemed that he should do whatever he wanted, regardless of whether he wanted to make this friend or not.

"A rich kid like you should go out and pick up girls. Agu couldn't help but pick up people.

"Women are not a species that interests me. "Bai Angzhi's nature is high," friends should talk about their hearts, do you know that there used to be an Internet term called 'herbivore man', that is, I don't like women This kind of troublesome thing, just willing to do what I like, the kind of person who is willing to do what he likes, I should be the evolution of 'herbivore man', called 'Buddha man' on the Internet, although I don't like the title of Buddha, but it is very appropriate. ”

Agu shook his head, "I'm not interested in this. ”

"Then let's change the subject, you know..."

"I'm sorry. ”

Agu laughed, only to hear a bang, Bai Angzhi slumped softly on the sofa, he stared at Agu in surprise, and before fainting, he didn't forget to adjust his posture and let himself lie completely on the sofa, this is a neuropathy with obsessive-compulsive disorder deep into the bone marrow.

The night was still very cold, Agu put a blanket on him next to him, after the interruption of 'neuropathy', his mood was much better, and when he returned to his room, the system began to flicker, "Do you want to check the upgraded things?"

"Okay. Agu nodded.

"It's not a big change, but it's good news. It was rare for the system to be industrious, and personally explained to Agu: "You officially serve in the police department of the human realm and officially report for duty, the heavenly court police station can establish a branch in the human realm, and the successful alchemy room will be automatically upgraded by one level, and the martial arts cultivation room and the martial arts cultivation room are the same, by the way, 100 square meters of black soil in the earth immortal realm have also been added, and you can plant medicinal materials on it to keep it active." ”

"No 'longevity'?"

"Okay, although it hasn't been able to increase the extraction probability of 'lifespan', the building upgrade can speed up your cultivation, and the alchemy room will also add a kind of pill, your strength is getting stronger and stronger, and sooner or later you can make your uncle and aunt immortal." Xu is seeing that Agu was depressed, and for the first time in the system, he addressed a mortal with an honorific title, "Also, the Human Realm Division is an absolute safe zone, you can build it in the Forest Water House, so that no one can hurt your uncle and aunt." ”

"Safe Zone?" Agu's eyes lit up, so buggy?

"It's just a mortal safe zone, and it doesn't work for you. ”

"That's enough. Agu thought of the new pill, "What materials do you need?" I mean—the materials for establishing the Human Realm Division, and the materials needed for the new pill, what are the effects of the new pill?"

"The materials are enough, the effect is also very simple, the first time I take it, I increase my strength by 30 years, and two hours of cultivation a day on weekdays is equivalent to three days of cultivation. ”

"Very nice. ”

......

Early in the morning, the sun is shining.

It was rare for Agu to get up early in the morning, of course, not willingly, and the door was knocked so rhythmically that no one could sleep.

"What's the matter?" said Agu, sleepy-eyed.

Bai Angzhi said very seriously: "You shouldn't have knocked me out yesterday, and my friends shouldn't be like this." ”

"You're too long-winded. Agu cleaned himself up, washed his face and brushed his teeth to look at the empty kitchen, touched his stomach or forget it, just his own cooking skills, eat his own food and don't have to do anything today, the toilet is a good place.

Bai Angzhi brought over a few fried eggs, and Agu tasted it and it was delicious, 'Buddha man'? It should be a warm man, but this craft should be used on a woman's body, and the expression was wasted. Bai Angzhi followed him downstairs, "Where to go, I'll send you." He took out the car key and pressed it, and a high-end Mercedes-Benz automatically drove out of the parking space.

"Isn't it a Maserati?"

"That one, it's not my type, I lost it. Bai Angzhi sat in the driver's seat, casually as if he had lost not a good car, but a pencil that was worthless, Agu shook his head speechlessly, "Forget it, I still have something to do, you just go and get busy with yours." ”

"But I don't have anything to do. ”

"Then go back to sleep. "Agu summoned a taxi.

Watching the taxi go away, Bai Angzhi jumped down from the Mercedes-Benz, "Go back to sleep?" According to the rules, people should get up at 7 o'clock, and returning to the cage is not what a regular person should do, but..."He smiled bitterly, "I really don't have anything else to do." ”

"Do you really have nothing to do?" suddenly a cold voice sounded.

"Nope. Bai Angzhi is sure.

Da-da-da-da.

The crisp voice was like a cheerful serenade, and a woman in high heels walked in, and the ivory black concave evening gown with a pendant sparkling diamonds was just right for the season, but it was obviously a little mismatched in the daily life of the community.

Such a beautiful woman, such luxurious clothes, and that absolute queen fan, the Charm Police Inspector should be in the upper class drinking party, slowly walking down the stairs in the eyes of everyone, instead of being stared at with envy and strange eyes in the community, the Charm Police Inspector completely ignored the strange expressions of the aunt and the young woman with the child, and looked at Bai Ang's face focused: "Why are you here?"

"I'm not weird somewhere. ”

Bai Angzhi smiled: "You know I'm the most boring. ”

"Murong Feng, didn't you arrest him and accompany you?"

"Alcoholism. Bai Angzhi spread his hands, "He drinks too badly, 10 bottles of vodka will go to the hospital, I think he has to refine his drink, at least 30 bottles to accompany me to drink." ”

Mei suddenly felt that Murong Feng was so pitiful, 10 bottles of vodka? Is this going to use alcohol to pickle people, Lao Yutang pickles? No, it's a sauce man... The slender and feminine fingers of the Charm Police Inspector trembled slightly, and his eyes looked squarely at Bai Angzhi.

"Xiao Pei Yuandan?" Bai Angzhi also looked at her, "Did you take that step after adding 15 years of skill, and then what do you want to do to arrest me?" This is so funny, forgive me for laughing like a tractor." Talking about the jokes on the Internet one by one, Bai Angzhi waved his hand very casually, "Don't be funny, you can't beat me all the time." ”

"I didn't want to fight you, I'm here to wipe someone's ass. ”

"Someone, did you mean me?"

"It's some bastard who is more poisonous than a tiger. Mei gritted her teeth.

"Well, that's supposed to be me. Bai Angzhi blinked: "I didn't leave an heir in Tianhai City, what are you doing here, or do you say that I will pass the sperm through the air, hahahahaha," patted the front of the car and laughed, "Haha the sperm is passed through the air, there are also people here who are pregnant with my child?"

"Not here. Mei's face was ugly, "A head-lowering division organization in Thailand wants to arrest your heirs, in fact, they have already captured four, they escaped, one died, and the other three ran to Tianhai City, I will send them to the orphanage, and when they are sensible, they can see their own father's face clearly." ”

The laughter came to an abrupt end.

......

"The first thing is to build a house. Agu was shirtless, and he erected huge cylindrical pieces of wood in full swing, "I just bought a villa and have to build a house by myself, my God, this house slave is too difficult to be, and I still owe the unit 140,000 meritorious points." Muttering in his mouth, Agu embedded another hundred-year-old wooden heart into it.

The division of the human realm is very simple, that is, the buildings in the Heavenly Court Police Station are built in the Human World, but the materials are a little different, the thatched house in the Heavenly Court Police Station is a hundred years old, and he wants to build it with a century-old wooden heart, that is to say, when the station is completed, it will automatically upgrade to a level, from thatched to wood. This is a difficult project, the hundred-year-old wooden heart is only the size of a small arm, to cross them with each other, you can't use mortal nails, you can only use the pegs made of the hundred-year-old wooden heart, and you have to do it yourself, no one can help.

It took Agu more than ten days to come up with a bunch of relatively large cylindrical combinations, and only the splicing remained.

The alchemy room was completed, the martial arts cultivation room was completed, the exercise cultivation room was completed, and the 100 square meters of black soil in the earth immortal realm were completed.

"What smells so good?" The old father who was fishing by the lake ran over, and when he saw this medicinal herb garden, he couldn't move, "What is this, how do I feel so much lighter." ”

"They are all medicinal materials that are more than 100 years old, Dad, you and your mother will come here more in the future, and you will definitely live a long life. ”

Gu Dad is stupid, the 100-square-meter place is full of century-old medicinal herbs?Oh my God, how is this possible!"Sell it?" Looking at Agu's eyes glowing, "Sell it to buy you a car, give you a daughter-in-law, haha I want to hold my grandson!"

Agu almost fell to the ground, "Can't sell, I... I can't explain this, anyway, I can only use it, not sell it. ”

"Really?"

"Absolutely not!"

Seeing Agu's determined appearance, Gu's father sighed, and suddenly felt that he was full of gold and silver, but he was so sad that he was walking at night in brocade clothes. Gu Ma walked over from the garden, "You just get a few small wooden houses, huh?" grabbed a handful of black soil, "This garden is good, the soil is much more fertile, shovel these weeds, we must look good to plant flowers." ”

Gu Dad: "..."

Agu got into the alchemy room, and let Gu's father explain to his mother, he screamed in fright outside, Agu just smiled and stroked the uneven surface of the alchemy furnace, "The second kind of Danfang... Let me see, it's that simple? is Pei Yuan Dan?"

"And the Refreshing Pill. The system flashed the screen, "Xiao Pei Yuan Dan can improve his skill for 15 years, Pei Yuan Dan will be doubled, if there is a further big Pei Yuan Dan, it will be doubled." ”

"The first time Pei Yuan Dan is taken to increase his power by 30 years, and the big Pei Yuan Dan is 60 years?"

The refining time is 15 days, perhaps because of the upgrade, which is three days shorter than the refining time of Xiao Pei Yuan Dan, Agu called out, "When are you leaving?"

"The day after tomorrow, are you going to send my mother?" replied with a grin, his eyes a little red.

"Forget it, this kind of thing is not suitable for me, I am sad, I just want you to leave later, 15 days later, there will be a gift for you. ”

"What gift?"

"Pei Yuandan, increase your skills for 30 years, the outside is not as good as Tianhai City, we are just a third-tier small city, you have to go out, especially to a prosperous city like Tiandu, if you want to be a star, you will inevitably go to these places, in case you meet a stronger one - it is better to improve your strength." ”

"The old lady doesn't make trouble..."The Jade Rabbit chirped, "Okay, I'll leave in 15 days, but the merit is not enough to improve the strength, the gods are different from you." ”

"I know. ”

Agu nodded and said to the system, "How much merit do I have?"

"570 points. ”

As soon as the words fell, the phone was stunned, and the golden light in Yutu's mind was bright, and a magnificent voice shot into the depths of his soul: "Yutu's merit in assisting law enforcement is immeasurable, and the Heavenly Court Police give merit worth 500 as a reward." ”

"Take it. Agu hung up angrily.

......

"Brother, I'm so hungry. ”

"Erniu is obedient, my brother will get you food soon, this is a good place, you look at this lake, there must be fish in it, big fish. ”

A boy shivered in the cool wind of the wetland, the boy looked like he was eleven or twelve years old, although he was small but his skeleton was well-proportioned, his small muscles were well-defined, his face was a malnourished blue, but his eyes were very bright, the boy was wearing tattered shorts, his shirt was tightly wrapped around a baby who was less than a year old, and he was holding a little girl half a head shorter than him.

"Find a place to hide, my brother goes to catch fish. ”

Handing over the baby to the girl, the boy plunged into the water, the cold water of the lake soaked his whole body, cold to the bone, his thighs suddenly cramped, but he forced himself to rush towards a frightened carp.

The boy showed strong tenacity, even if one thigh couldn't move, he still swam fast, but people couldn't compare to fish in the water, no matter how hard he tried, he still didn't catch it, and he surfaced in one breath, "Wait a minute, Erniu, I'll be right away... Suddenly, a stray wild dog on the shore stared at the petite girl.

"Get out!" the boy suddenly jumped out of the water, and his two-legged wheels stepped on the waves, and the wild dog was frightened, and hid in the woods in a puff of smoke, and saw that he was running away, and then the boy had no strength, and planted himself on the shore, and his palms, arms, and head and face were wounded by the stones on the shore, and red blood flowed out.

"Brother!" the second girl ran over with the baby in her arms.

"I'm sorry, Erniu, my brother can't find food for the time being. The boy seemed to have been drained of his strength, his body spasmed and his skin turned white, he put his bleeding hand to the baby's mouth, and smiled comfortably when he saw the baby hungry and thirsty sucking, "Sanniu is obedient, drink more, anyway, it's a waste to bleed, my brother has a lot of blood, enough for you to drink." ”

The second girl cried so much that she hugged the boy's body, and the boy was half-lying down to comfort her, but it didn't take long for him to faint.

"Brother, don't die..."

"What should I do with me and Sanniu when you die? brother, brother..."

In the lush woods, the second girl is holding the baby in one hand and dragging her brother with the other, such a small body can drag so many people who are older than her, and her eyes are still shining with blue light - it is a terrible thing for a person's eyes to flash with a monster-like blue light, but her eyes give people a holy taste, very pure.

"Save us, save us..."

"No matter who it is, even if it's those bad guys, save my brother, as long as my brother lives..."

The girl muttered, her eyes slowly losing focus, and before she fainted, she saw only a dark shadow, and there seemed to be a pair of two-colored eyes.

......

"So you brought them here?"

"yes, meow, it's a shame that delicious food is abandoned in the wild. ”