"Are you really my parents' friends?" the little monkey asked, his eyes rolling slightly, and he asked suspiciously. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Of course, we must be friends with your parents, and we are iron buddies. Zhu Bajie nodded again and again.

The little monkey's eyes rolled a few more times: "Okay, as long as I can answer the right questions about my parents, I'll call them, otherwise, you two will pretend to be acquaintances to play tricks on my villains." ”

Zhu Bajie thought to himself, he has been with Sun Wukong for so long, and he even knows exactly what kind of stone Sun Wukong likes to use to wipe his ass, of course he is not afraid of this kind of problem.

"Okay, just ask, I'm sure I'll be right. Zhu Bajie patted his chest and said.

"What does my dad look like?" asked the little monkey.

"Your dad, it's better to describe his appearance directly than what he looks like, do you know, what did people like to call your dad before?" Zhu Bajie asked while looking at the little monkey in a foolish manner.

"What's it called?" the little monkey looked at Zhu Bajie with wide eyes and curiosity.

"In the past, every time your father went to someone else's place to smash the field, those little monsters would shout like this: 'Oh no, oh no, there is a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth outside. 'Hahaha, you say, it's not your father. ”

The little monkey thought for a while, hugged his stomach and laughed: "That's right, it's my father, this is my father." ”

"Now that we've told you what your dad looks like, are you going to take us to see your dad?" asked Zhu Bajie with a smile as he looked at the little monkey.

"What are you doing in such a hurry, you only say what my dad looks like now, and you haven't said what my mom looks like. ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned: "You didn't say this just now." ”

The little monkey pinched his waist with both hands and glared at Zhu Bajie angrily: "Did I say I only asked one question, do you have bad ears or a brain problem?"

was sprayed by the junior like this, Zhu Bajie felt that his face was a little unbearable.

"Hmph, let me tell you, I'm not uncommon to answer. ”

"If you don't answer, I won't take you to see my parents, and you can't see my parents without me leading the way. The little monkey twisted his head and said arrogantly.

"Well, let me do it. The sand monk stepped forward.

"Your mother, your mother is a heavenly maiden, her beauty is ashamed even when she sees the flowers, she is ashamed to see the moon, even the fish will sink to the bottom of the river when she sees it, and even the big swallow will fall down when she sees it, in short, just one word, beautiful!"

"Yes, you can make a sentence like this casually, I didn't see it before. Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Seng in surprise and said.

"You think that the books I have written for so many years are in vain, they are all precipitated by knowledge. Sha Seng said smugly.

"***" Zhu Bajie scolded.

“***，******，*****。 Sha Seng scolded back.

"Yes, you can even grow in scolding skills for so long, it seems that you have indeed improved a lot. Zhu Bajie said with sincere admiration.

"You have also improved a lot, look at your belly, how many pounds have you gained?" Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie with a smile and asked.

"You, are you honest and finding fault?" Zhu Bajie shouted angrily at Sha Seng.

"Are you here to find my parents, or are you here to fight, if you are here to find my parents, quickly prick up your ears to hear my questions clearly, if you are here to fight, don't blame me for being rude. The little monkey looked at the two and shouted angrily.

The golden cicada on the side flew up anxiously and made a buzzing sound.

"It's for people, it's for people. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng hurriedly nodded at the little monkey.

The little monkey put his hand on his chin and rubbed his chin gently: "You were right about my mother's appearance just now, and then there is only one last question left, as long as you answer my last question correctly, I will take you to meet my parents." ”

The little monkey said earnestly, looking straight at the two of them.

"No problem, just say it, what's the last question?" asked Zhu Bajie.

"The last question is, if I fall off a cliff and hang on top of a tree, and below the tree is a cliff, and above the tree is a vulture, and in the middle of the tree there is a poisonous snake spitting letters, and at the top of the tree there is a bright apple that looks like it is poisonous, how can I keep myself alive?"

"This has a relationship with your parents?!" Zhu Bajie jumped up directly, "You are obviously embarrassing us!"

"Of course I'm not trying to embarrass you, my parents' friends are all people with excellent IQs, and people like you who can't even answer such questions can't be my parents' friends. The little monkey pinched his waist and looked down at the two of them.

Beads of sweat began to appear on Zhu Bajie's face.

"Of course, we know this, but we feel that we have been deceived by you, so we don't want to tell you the answer, definitely not because we can't think of it. ”

"Come on, I don't think you can figure it out, I think you better go back, my parents won't have stupid friends like you. The little monkey waved his hand and said to Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.

"Just because I don't know the answer doesn't mean I don't know. Sha Seng stood up and patted his chest and said.

"If you don't know the answer, what is the ink here?" Zhu Bajie urged.

"I have to hear you say that you don't know before I can tell him, otherwise I will be embarrassed if I say that you have already thought of it as soon as I say it. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said.

"How is it possible, do you think I'm that kind of person?!" Zhu Bajie exclaimed.

"Why aren't you that kind of person, you must be that kind of person, is there any doubt about this?" Sha Seng spread his hand, "Shouldn't you be known and undoubtedly this kind of person?" ”

Zhu Bajie's face stinked: "I won't say it, what can you do with me?"

"I can't do anything to you, if you don't say it, I won't say it, see which of the two of us can survive whom. Sha Seng also clenched his fists, twisted his head to the side and said.

"You, you, don't you think about the master at all?" Zhu Bajie asked angrily glaring at Sha Seng.

"It's as if you've thought about the master, have you thought about the master, if you had thought about the master, you should have told you that you wouldn't be able to do it a long time ago. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie proudly and said.

The golden cicada roared again, its wings flapping continuously, as if condemning the two men.

"Okay, okay, I won't, I won't, now you're satisfied, stingy. Zhu Bajie shouted.