Chapter 40: Idiots

As soon as the pug's words came out, Wu Feng became interested.

If you can get a pug to say something like that, it proves that there are really some great guys here, right?

However, sometimes you have to listen to the pug's words the other way around. It said the little guy, it must be a big guy, if you think it's a little guy, then you really blame yourself for being careless.

Wu Feng smiled and said, "Tell me, what kind of little guy is it?"

The pug said slowly: "If you can beat it at your current level, it's not called a little guy." ”

"What's it called?"

"It's called Paper Tiger. ”

“......”

Wu Feng was speechless, and smiled, "You can hit me slowly, see how long you can be proud." ”

Xuan Fei glanced at it and said, "Wu Feng, you better be careful, there is indeed a more powerful guy here, don't be careless." It's true that taking the Ice Loach is not a difficult task, but it is also necessary to be careful, otherwise, this task will directly be upgraded to the difficult level. ”

Wu Feng was in his mind at this time, thought about it and said, "One of the questions I want to know now is, is it impossible for me to find the ice loach and ask me to go down here? ”

The pug looked at it again, and then said, "If I'm not mistaken, Brother Dog, there should be a little guy named Ice Dragon Loach here." ”

"Ice Dragon Loach?"

Wu Feng was surprised, "What is this? I still know the son of the dragon." ”

The pug glanced at him, "The ones you know are there too, but those guys are more famous." Dragons, do you know why they don't?"

When he said this, he had already approached Wu Feng, which was very obscene. After all, there is a Xuan Fei next to her, so you have to pay attention to your image when you speak.

Wu Feng squatted down and got together with the pug, "Tell me." ”

The pug smiled, "You think, isn't the dragon very powerful." ”

Wu Feng nodded, "Of course." ”

The pug licked his lips, and then said in a low voice: "Actually, the world of demon beasts is the real strength is the last word, and if you have a big fist, it is powerful." How powerful are dragons? Demon beasts...... Of course, with your human aesthetics, you can't see any beauty, after all, you are not a dog brother and me, I see that both sides are actually ......"

Wu Feng touched the pug, "Let's get down to business." ”

Then the pug whispered, "This dragon is not bad, right? Full of warmth and lust, this dragon responds to this, the strength is there, the wealth is there, so what are you doing? You see that this cold loach is different from other lions, phoenixes, etc., it is completely two aesthetics. But I'm telling you, there's no such thing in our monsters. If you look at the beauty, it will be beautiful. This dragon just fits this point, plus they are indeed a bit **vigorous, so ah, what kind of beauty do you see here, tsk, you said that people are rich, powerful and powerful, isn't it very simple?"

"Well, that still makes sense. ”

Wu Feng nodded again and again, "Actually, it's similar to us humans, look at those cows, if you really want to, it's normal to have three wives and four concubines or something." What kind of beauties didn't have them? Brother dog, how many did you have back then?"

The pug glanced around obscenely, and then whispered, "Let me tell you, I was also a cow dog back then." Raised at home, raised outside, tsk, don't you know, I'm called a domineering. That life is simply a song every night, tsk, you can't envy it. ”

"Hey, hey. ”

"Hey, hey. ”

A man and a dog squatted on the ground and laughed shamelessly.

The pug whispered again: "When you are strong in the future, you can too." Let's just talk about you master, I won't rob you anymore, you know. Beauty...... Tsk, how many years have you not touched a woman?"

"Oh, isn't it okay to say this at this time?"

Wu Feng squirmed and smiled, lowered his head and touched the pug.

The pug bumped into Wu Feng and said in a low voice, "Don't pretend, I know your intentions." ”

"Shhhhhhh ”

Wu Feng chuckled, "Oh, Brother Dog, why are you so obscene." ”

"Hey, why are you so hypocritical?

The pug and Wu Feng collided together, and you pushed me. "Tell me, have you always wanted to come?"

"Hehe, if you say that, people will blush......"

Wu Feng chuckled and glanced at Xuan Fei secretly.

The pug whispered: "I know that you kid is not serious, brother dog, I will teach you a way." ”

Wu Feng's eyes lit up, "Tell me." ”

The pug whispered, "I know there are a few elixirs that you can get your hands on with your strength." As soon as that thing is used, let alone the Cotton Realm, today she is the Xuan God, so she will lie in your arms. ”

Wu Feng rolled his eyes, "Medication, it's not big, right?"

The pug put one of his front paws on Wu Feng's neck, "You kid think, how many beautiful women are there in this world? If you are moved with your heart and let people love you, how troublesome do you say? Let me compare it with you like this, you only need a few breaths to get the medicine." But if you put your heart into it, if you say that three or five years is less, and if you are unlucky, you will have to be a hundred children and eighty years. It's all men, you still have to suffocate to death?"

Wu Feng rubbed his chin and muttered, "This doesn't seem to be appropriate, right?"

The pug was surprised, "I didn't expect it, you kid is quite righteous." ”

Wu Feng subconsciously said: "It's not this problem, you think, this medicine, people are unconscious." If you don't use medicine, right, it's more posture......"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Feng hurriedly covered his mouth.

The pug was stunned for a while before he said, "I don't see it...... There are a lot of flowers. ”

"Ahem, when I didn't say anything. ”

Wu Feng smiled dryly, and had already quickly stood up and leaned in front of Xuan Fei, "Master, what should we do?"

Xuan Fei pursed her lips and glanced at Wu Feng with a strange look in her eyes.

Wu Feng laughed dryly, "What was it just now, Brother Dog told me something about the Ice Dragon Loach, and I rarely come into contact with this, I was a little confused when I heard it, aha, let the master make you wait for a long time, right?"

"Phew. ”

The pug snorted and muttered, "I thought he was a decent gentleman, but it turned out to be a bastard." ”

Wu Feng hurriedly raised his leg and kicked at the pug, and the pug easily avoided it.

Xuan Fei kept a distance from Wu Feng independently, and said at the same time: "The characteristics of water and ice are the same, water cold can turn ice, and ice hot can turn water. So, let's find a corner, and then I'll break the ice, and you go down and find some ice loaches. ”

"Listen to the master. ”

Wu Feng honestly stood beside Xuan Fei, and the pug had already walked forward, "Come with me, to a place a little farther away from it." ”

At that moment, the two of them and a dog arrived in the corner, which was also cold and dense, and the thickness was definitely more than a meter.

"There's an icy loach down there. ”

The pug glanced down and made this judgment.

Xuan Fei bowed, and at the same time stepped forward, her jade hand gently pressed on the ice, and suddenly a blue light bloomed, this is her mental strength, for the water attribute. Water and ice are similar, except for the difference in temperature between ice, which does not change much at other times.

The ice melted silently, but in less than half a moment, the ice had melted into a hole with a diameter of one meter, and the water below could be seen.

"Master, that's amazing. ”

Wu Feng gave a thumbs up, if he came, maybe he really didn't know what to do, the easiest way was to use the blade of the heart to chisel the ice, and now he didn't have this method.

Xuanfei smiled, "Then you go down." ”

"Shall I go down?"

Wu Feng looked at the pug, and the pug twisted his head, "Whoever loves it, I can't do it." You've been dead for so many years, are you embarrassed to look at me?

Wu Feng pouted, "I didn't say anything, did I? ”

I took off my coat and went straight in.

Thankfully, he's had some training, and it's cold, but it's not unbearable. There was a little gap between the ice and the water below, and Wu Feng looked into the distance along this gap, but it was empty, but he didn't find anything. However, he did not dare to go far away, and if that did, it would be a problem for him to come out.

At that moment, Wu Feng squatted in the same place and squatted in the water, and then began to grope up.

Although the ice loach lives at the bottom of this cold ice and likes cold, the temperature is too low, which is the easiest for these guys to sleep. Wu Feng touched it for a long time, and then he touched a creature struggling slightly in the pile of dirt, and he didn't care whether it was or not, he crawled out first, and then put the thing on the ground.

This is a loach, and the rest of the body is indistinguishable from a normal loach, except that the back is ice blue.

Xuan Fei bowed, "This is it." ”

The ice loach is half a foot long, which is the thickness of an adult's thumb.

After receiving this reply, Wu Feng was excited, what is this? This is money, silver spent in vain.

At this moment, someone appeared at the entrance of the cave in the distance.

The two of them glanced at each other, and Xuan Fei whispered, "It seems that someone has taken the same task." ”

Although this place is not small, with their eyesight, they can naturally see those people clearly, two men and three women.

"This is it? I heard that the ice loach is very delicious, so I'm going to eat more today. ”

One of the women looked arrogant, and suddenly took out the blade of the heart, which was a knife, a fiery red broadsword.

"Boom!"

Her movements were not slow, and she slashed directly. The ice shook, and a large area cracked. "Alright, now you can go down and look for it. ”

"Roar!"

In the center, there was a deafening roar, like a dragon's groan.

"Idiot. ”

The pug sneered.

Wu Feng opened his mouth, and said slowly for a long time: "Silly hat." ”